Minnesota President

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A forum member notorious for knowing little to nothing about American comic books, despite constant posting on a comic-related forum. The name 'Minnesota President' is directly taken from Seanbaby.com's page on Apache Chief, where Minnesota President is suggested as a name for a white superhero on an all-Native American superhero team. Minnesota President loves Seanbaby very hard. Minnesota President is often called 'Sota' or 'Minnie' for short, but the latter is a source of confusion, as another account takes the name 'Minnie Presidette,' and the two are similar enough without introducing near-exact nicknames. Minnie Presidette is a sock puppet account, originally created to capitalize on the initial uproar over Virgie's arrival, where it was suspected that her account was a joke or diminuitive alt-ID of the forum's Virgil. Originally there was no distinction between Minnesota and Minnie, but she was later used as an innocent, corruptable comedy relief, and now mainly appears as a joke about alt-IDs. Minnesota is known for a variety of obsessions and running gags, including (but not limited to) Sailor Mars (who she shares a resemblance with), Pokemon, the Wonder Twins, yaoi bishies, and sex with dolphins. She also has several strong aversions or dislikes, which she makes very public. These include zombies, physics, clones, piracy, and centimeters (because there are too many of them). She is also commonly percieved as jailbait. Minnesota hails from Hawaii, and therefore is considered by many to be the forum authority on stereotypical Hawaiian elements, such as spam. She commonly shows off pictures of herself. Her first picture posted was a picture of her ass, aimed towards Virgil to try to break him. She then posted her (clothed) boobs, and other random pictures. She tends to enjoy speaking Japanese, which drives fellow forumite Torrent batshit insane. She left for a period of a few months, adnd recently returned, revealing herself to be"danger bitch" a frequent poster, and apparently a sockpuppet, she returned on the same day as Virgil sparking a chain of events known as Superdickery civil war.

Relationships

Sota had a (online) boyfriend for most of her time on Superdickery, but they have since broken up. She is now in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Eegriega, occasionally hits on Joyuna, and generally lesborgies with every female on the board. She and Eegriega have one child together, the legitimate heir to Rainbowland, Ferngully President. She also has one daughter with Josie, named Prophecy Sempervivium President.

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Fun Facts About Minnesota President

- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Minnesota President.

- Minnesota President was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.

- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Minnesota's Ass!

- A Minnesota's Assometer is used to measure Minnesota's Ass.

- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Minnie's Ass!

- One time Minnesota's gameboy broke and she turned into a humongous bitch for a few months. She has since got over it.

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