Virgie
From Superdickery
Virginie Holtz, commonly referred to as Virgie, or Squidgirl, is known for being extremely likeable and cute, yet contradictorally finding and posting morbidly disgusting and horrifying images, and linking to them on the Superdickery Chat, Mental Corrosion, and Cerebral Erosion. She is an avid yet slow-working artist, as she desires perfection.
Trivia
- She would so go gay for Angelina Jolie.
- Has a penchant for squid.
- Loves cats.
- Lives in Germany but speaks perfect English and isn't a Nazi.
- She doesn't dry herself off with a towel. Instead she sits around in her nightie, waiting to dry.
- Many forum members like to think she posts only in the nude.
- Appears to be friends with The Pez, even though they constantly call each other slut, ho, whore, etc. And they tend to greet each other on the Superdickery Chat (or AIM) with a surprise, e-rape, generally anal. Some suspect they have hot, sweaty cybersex.
- SJ Whatley imagines she talks like Heidi Klum.
- She usually draws squid to look like optopuses, knowing no one on the Superdickery forums is intelligent enough to notice the difference anyway.
- She created the character Squidgirl as her superheroine counterpart. She also uses this as her name sometimes on the Superdickery Chat.
- The porpoise is second to Virgie as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
- Virgie cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
- 60% of the Forums' population has masturbated to pictures of Virgie in her clothes.
