Josie

From Superdickery

Josie is a super awesome chick, once affiliated as Virgil's mistress, and is currently long-distance dating Schide.

She's very attractive, due to her nature as a Succubus, and Virgil has yet to really give up on her.

Likes: Guns, Chevrolets, country music, gardening, and Schide.

Dislikes: Waking before noon, sunlight, liberals.

Superhero Profile

Superhero Name: Josie

Secret Identity: Josie. Wow do I suck at secret identities, I'm pretty much Green Arrow here, except, you know, not a filthy socialist.

Age: 23

Superpowers: Gun-wielding maniac isn't really a superpower... hmm... My other powers include photosynthesis, talking to trees, and knowledge of botanical Latin, which is useful all the time, I'm sure.

Education: "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION! .... WE DON'T NEED YOUR THOUGHT-CONTROL!" And I know the hidden location of Ye Olde Big Hat, Vaguely Vintage Fetishwear, and Ammunition Shoppe.

Plot development: Believes in sexually harrassing teammates.

Relationships

Aside from a disturbing crush on Swamp Thing, Josie is pretty quiet about any actual heterosexual relationships.

However, Josie is DEFINITELY in several lesbionic relationships with the board females. She and Minnesota President recently had a baby, named Prophecy Sempervivium President. And we were visited by her daughter with Wonderfish, a time-traveler from the future named Waterlily.