The Baron Von Destructionation
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Description
Known Aliases: The Baron
Not much is known about The Baron. His origins are mysterious, and potentially known only to him. He has assembled an army of loyal followers, and has a full military. He took over Luxembourg and Madagascar, renaming them Destructionationslyvania and Destructionationkastan, respectivelly. His home base is a large castle, which is nearly unapproachable. It is not know where or what he'll attack next.
Powers
Not much is known about The Baron. He keeps to himself, aside from those times he goes out and destroys nations and reshapes them in his image. The Baron seems to be an excellent military tactician and commander. Aside from that, it is not known if he has any abilities beyond this. Those who meet him seem to be overcome by great fear though.
Origin
The Baron claims to be of royal blood, though he won't say whose. He suddenly appeared out of nowhere about five years ago, and began his ruthless conquest of small countries. He was a thorn in The Organization's side ever since.
Weaknesses
The only weakness that The Baron possesses is to try and capture large countries. He seems to shoot low, that way he won't be dissapointed if he fails. Which he never does.
Reason for the name
I needed something that sounded both intimidating and corny. I went with Baron, because it sounded like a person with great power. I then used Von, because what kind of Baron doesn't have a "Von" in his name? As for Destructionation, I went with the absolutely dumbest thing I could think of. Destruction + Annihilation - Annihilate = Destructionation.
