Ykari

From Superdickery

Knife-wielding girlfriend of Bizarre. Enjoys D&D tremendously. Former clone of Minnesota President and current clone of Eegriega. Real name is Jen but is usually only referred to as such in the chatroom. Has also been referred to as Jennybean, a pet name given to her by Bizarre.

Resident of Clearwater, Florida, Ykari is known on the forum, as mentioned, for her love of the particularly nerdy style of gaming, her ongoing romance with forum member Bizarre and her frequent rampages of violent and unchecked stabbing. She holds a fondness for all small implements with sharp edges including, but not limited to: knives, daggers, scalpels, cleavers, scissors and stanley blades. Additionally, she holds an intense love for slash fiction.

Ykari's love interests in the less physical sense include Batman's villains Edward E. Nigma (The Riddler), Jonathan Crane (The Scarecrow) and Jarvis Tetch (The Mad Hatter), and Raven of Teen Titans fame.

Presumed to be the alter-ego of homicidally violent The Organization operative Stab Queen. Ykariolatry is the mindless worship of Ykari! Finding Ykari on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!

...or countless stab wounds.

Ykari recently expressed interest in seeing Bizarre wash his car in the nude. She also then expressed her desire for a threesome with Bizarre and UnforgettableFire. No word yet on whether or not these two wishes are connected.