Goddamn Batman

From Superdickery

The Goddamn Batman is a term that, despite being only about six months old, has forever become a part of the Batman legend.

It was taken from "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder" (Or ASBARTBW for short) Issue #2. In it, Batman has just rescued/kidnapped a young Dick Grayson and is driving with him in the Batmobile, presumably to the Batcave.

When Dick asks who he is, Batman replies "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn Batman." Interestingly enough, Vicki Vale referred to Batman with this same name only an issue before. Whether or not it shall become a recurring name in this series has yet to be seen, because that punk bitch Jim Lee is taking his sweet time drawing the damn thing.

This 21 word phrase has been the final bit of evidence to many readers that writer Frank Miller has truly gone insane, and has been living in Sin City far too long. Even those who are enjoying the series cannot help but laugh at the absurdity of this saying.

Regardless, this is a term that shall not soon be forgotten to Bat-fans.