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For no logical reason whatsoever, I just read through the entire Cass thread. Former members we miss! New members we've already forgotten! Casstoons! Sugartoons! Drama! coolmvm's hall of smileys! Chuck Dixon fired from DC! Adam Beechen writes Batgirl! More drama! PepperSpray leaves in a huff! Space! Didio's fired, oh no wait he isn't that was just a rumor! Short attention spans! [url=http://forum.superdickery.com/viewtopic.php?p=33695#p33695]MY SINGLE OFFICIAL CONTRIBUTION TO CASSTOONS![/url] Sexism! In! Comics! Nevermore declares war on Fabian Nicieza! Hot dogs! The longest post ever! Calm down! Holy butt I like Chaltab again! ''Mamma Mia, here I go again...my my, how could I resist ya?'' Neverlin! Caitmore! I'm helping! Making looooooooove! Hissy fits! WONDER DOG! I like you! I hate you! Yay! IT ISN'T TALENT IT'S SKILL! Shirkie is Newton!? Cass gets a sex change, you heard it here first! You got politics in my Casstoons! michealdark's mile-long overviews! Linkara's comic that was never finished! Jann JonesxNevermore, OTP! JaapxNevermore, OTP! The Graysons! Wonder Woman is a sales horror! HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW RUTHBORN HAS A CASS WIKI? So you wanna be a writer of COMIC BOOKS?! '''[color=#FF40FF][blink]make out with Jaap![/blink][/color]''' I am Barack Obama, and I approve this message. Stephie's mom has got it goin' on; she's all he wants and he waited for so long; stephie can't you see, you're just not the girl for tim; he knows it might be wrong but he's in love with stephie's mom. Naturally, I regret nothing. Dan Didio's pimp hat! [sp]Some other person[/sp] is deaaaaaaaaad :gonk:! "I think I like this new poster" <--TO BE REGRETTED. Jaap is the best poster there is. JESUS H. SHITCHRIST YOUR SIG!!!! ''You were warned.'' BITCH FIGHT! BITCH FIGHT! BITCH FIGHT! Flibbertigibbet. And so Shanealt hath spoken. And so it shall be! '''She's a troll.''' I liked most of the people in this thread once. Pull list, or ''spankbank''? Chuck Dixon wouldn't sleep with Dan Didio, so they cancelled Nightwing, Robin and Birds of Prey. True story! I assume that means she [sp]diddles[/sp] her [sp]doodle[/sp]? Wazzup, my brotha from a different motha. BLACK POWER! We have a generator, black-outs are for poor people. Oh right, here's when I started to find Chaltab annoying. Huh, I'm a bit of a prick, though! You can trade your points for a fax machine! STOP USING EMOTES WRONG. Ooh, I can't wait to get married and become a housewife! Sugarsluts is the antichrist, she confessed! Cass '''does not sell enough to support her own series''', we've got hard numbers to prove it, stop complaining. Sugar's moon tan! REMEMBER: RUTHBORN'S WIKI! Thank you, Zechs, for killing the joke, you're why we can't have nice things. SSNN POSTING PROTECT YOUR EYES! RadxSugarSugarNoNo, OTP! ALSPO EVERYBODY NIN COMIC FORUM NEED S TO TAKE A LEAF OUT OF EEBS ANMD LINKARAS BOOK ATLEAST THEYU DONT ACT LIKE TREMENDOS FAGGOT WHENEVER SOMEONE SMAKE A JHOKE! Everything is about me! Meeeeee! mrjlee, go away come again another...wait, no, don't come again tia~ I love Cass Cail! This is Terrorvision - hello! SugarSugarNoNo, meet SugarSugarManMan. t('_' t ) I'll remember you said that. Niggerdicks is the 11000th post! Gay love hurts the most! Is it because it's forbidden? No, it's because there's no lube. *giggle* michealdark, '''here's''' how you write a Casstoon...[img]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5939/emotwords.gif[/img] Superman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman! It has nothing to do with Cass, but WHO CARES! CASS DOES! AHH! SATAN! ''Fuck sake, man...''Do you understand? ''My mind'' is not in the scene if you're doing that. You're unbelievable, man. Number of times you strolling a-fucking-round in the background. shaanhe"" shannne is wise wiiiiisw wISSE shnae shane is wise wise wise wISE shznnnw"" FUN COMICS DO NOT SELL. ''It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men...'' Pepperspray: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I GOT A WIKI ENTRY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *leaves forum* GIFFEN IS WRITING DOOM PATROL FUCK YES! The hole should be lower. ''Way'' lower! We are apparently to blame for Spider-Girl being canceled, so in revenge, coolmvm destroyed Scans_Daily. It all fits together! I am now a moderator, your fates are in my hands! Mwa-ha-ha! Holy hell, hot pink? That's awesome and horrific at the same time. Everyone will die! That brings of the whole concept this again. And yes it looks of none with. Steph is the new Black Mask! I'm secretly SO GAY for L! So, so gay. Gay as a San Francisco rainbow parade of naked men having sex with each other. Like, really gay. Anime Cass: Latex-y Lilith! Upgrade to Pro today! BATBADE THE DAR'''K N'''IGHTIE meets THE INSATIABLE IRON-BABE! newtwon, our adorable mascot! COOLMVM KILLED SCANS_DAILY!!!! :o :huh: ;) :hayguys: We are officially the best comic site initialed SD! Peter Allen David (often abbreviated PAD) (born September 23, 1956[1]) is an American writer, best known for killing the scans_daily community on LiveJournal. EspanolBot tries new art styles, Casstoons get much better. RUTHBORN'S. WIKI. DON'T FORGET. HE WON'T LET YOU. shane CUTS LOOSE! Grease has great respect for casstoon history. THE JOKESTER (RIP ;-;) Guy nipples don't get hard! Wait, yes they do.
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I think that's enough of me reading the Cass thread.

And, from what is possibly my favorite post of the whole Cass-thread, courtesy of Pivitor:

The last daughter of Krypton from a planet nearby Krypton, Kara In-Zor-Ni-El-Chan was sent to Earth in a rocket with flaming wings from the future where she was raised by a planet-bound angel in the shape of a horse. Secretly the hypertime daughter of Red-Son Superman, she masquerades as his inbred cousin Linda Lee Danvers Kent during the day, and also during the day as Supergirl! As Supergirl she spends her time fighting injustice, spreading sexually transmitted crystal rashes, and insulting tabloid reporters!

Supergirl!

AND my favorite exchange:

[quote="shananagin"][quote="SugarSugarNoNo"]Darn-it people! I dropped my Blackberry in the sand; it's hard enough to spell on that thing as it is; let alone, with tiny grains stuck between the buttons.

I'm night tanning right now...I guess...? (There's a hot tub on the veranda outside my room)

It's instructions were in French for some random reason, & it took me, like, 3 hours to figure out how to turn it on jet mode. Then I realized those little bottles of hotel soaps were also in French, so I ended up pouring a bottle of shaving gel into the hottub. Then I slipped.

4 days to go! (Next time, I'm picking Disneyland. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE Mountain > Cannibals living on Volcano mountain w/ Pink sand)[/quote]
Poor you, Sugar. Your life is so hard.[/quote]

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Cass thread

Admin — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:06:28 GMT

Admin: translating some ubb tags to wikiese, at least the ones I know

For no logical reason whatsoever, I just read through the entire Cass thread. Former members we miss! New members we've already forgotten! Casstoons! Sugartoons! Drama! coolmvm's hall of smileys! Chuck Dixon fired from DC! Adam Beechen writes Batgirl! More drama! PepperSpray leaves in a huff! Space! Didio's fired, oh no wait he isn't that was just a rumor! Short attention spans! [url=http://forum.superdickery.com/viewtopic.php?p=33695#p33695]MY SINGLE OFFICIAL CONTRIBUTION TO CASSTOONS![/url] Sexism! In! Comics! Nevermore declares war on Fabian Nicieza! Hot dogs! The longest post ever! Calm down! Holy butt I like Chaltab again! ''Mamma Mia, here I go again...my my, how could I resist ya?'' Neverlin! Caitmore! I'm helping! Making looooooooove! Hissy fits! WONDER DOG! I like you! I hate you! Yay! IT ISN'T TALENT IT'S SKILL! Shirkie is Newton!? Cass gets a sex change, you heard it here first! You got politics in my Casstoons! michealdark's mile-long overviews! Linkara's comic that was never finished! Jann JonesxNevermore, OTP! JaapxNevermore, OTP! The Graysons! Wonder Woman is a sales horror! HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW RUTHBORN HAS A CASS WIKI? So you wanna be a writer of COMIC BOOKS?! '''[color=#FF40FF][blink]make out with Jaap![/blink][/color]''' I am Barack Obama, and I approve this message. Stephie's mom has got it goin' on; she's all he wants and he waited for so long; stephie can't you see, you're just not the girl for tim; he knows it might be wrong but he's in love with stephie's mom. Naturally, I regret nothing. Dan Didio's pimp hat! [sp]Some other person[/sp] is deaaaaaaaaad :gonk:! "I think I like this new poster" <--TO BE REGRETTED. Jaap is the best poster there is. JESUS H. SHITCHRIST YOUR SIG!!!! ''You were warned.'' BITCH FIGHT! BITCH FIGHT! BITCH FIGHT! Flibbertigibbet. And so Shanealt hath spoken. And so it shall be! '''She's a troll.''' I liked most of the people in this thread once. Pull list, or ''spankbank''? Chuck Dixon wouldn't sleep with Dan Didio, so they cancelled Nightwing, Robin and Birds of Prey. True story! I assume that means she [sp]diddles[/sp] her [sp]doodle[/sp]? Wazzup, my brotha from a different motha. BLACK POWER! We have a generator, black-outs are for poor people. Oh right, here's when I started to find Chaltab annoying. Huh, I'm a bit of a prick, though! You can trade your points for a fax machine! STOP USING EMOTES WRONG. Ooh, I can't wait to get married and become a housewife! Sugarsluts is the antichrist, she confessed! Cass '''does not sell enough to support her own series''', we've got hard numbers to prove it, stop complaining. Sugar's moon tan! REMEMBER: RUTHBORN'S WIKI! Thank you, Zechs, for killing the joke, you're why we can't have nice things. SSNN POSTING PROTECT YOUR EYES! RadxSugarSugarNoNo, OTP! ALSPO EVERYBODY NIN COMIC FORUM NEED S TO TAKE A LEAF OUT OF EEBS ANMD LINKARAS BOOK ATLEAST THEYU DONT ACT LIKE TREMENDOS FAGGOT WHENEVER SOMEONE SMAKE A JHOKE! Everything is about me! Meeeeee! mrjlee, go away come again another...wait, no, don't come again tia~ I love Cass Cail! This is Terrorvision - hello! SugarSugarNoNo, meet SugarSugarManMan. t('_' t ) I'll remember you said that. Niggerdicks is the 11000th post! Gay love hurts the most! Is it because it's forbidden? No, it's because there's no lube. *giggle* michealdark, '''here's''' how you write a Casstoon...[img]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5939/emotwords.gif[/img] Superman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman! It has nothing to do with Cass, but WHO CARES! CASS DOES! AHH! SATAN! [i]Fuck sake, man...[/i]Do you understand? ''My mind'' is not in the scene if you're doing that. You're unbelievable, man. Number of times you strolling a-fucking-round in the background. shaanhe"" shannne is wise wiiiiisw wISSE shnae shane is wise wise wise wISE shznnnw"" FUN COMICS DO NOT SELL. ''It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men...'' Pepperspray: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I GOT A WIKI ENTRY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *leaves forum* GIFFEN IS WRITING DOOM PATROL FUCK YES! The hole should be lower. ''Way'' lower! We are apparently to blame for Spider-Girl being canceled, so in revenge, coolmvm destroyed Scans_Daily. It all fits together! I am now a moderator, your fates are in my hands! Mwa-ha-ha! Holy hell, hot pink? That's awesome and horrific at the same time. Everyone will die! That brings of the whole concept this again. And yes it looks of none with. Steph is the new Black Mask! I'm secretly SO GAY for L! So, so gay. Gay as a San Francisco rainbow parade of naked men having sex with each other. Like, really gay. Anime Cass: Latex-y Lilith! Upgrade to Pro today! BATBADE THE DAR[b]K N[/b]IGHTIE meets THE INSATIABLE IRON-BABE! newtwon, our adorable mascot! COOLMVM KILLED SCANS_DAILY!!!! :o :huh: ;) :hayguys: We are officially the best comic site initialed SD! Peter Allen David (often abbreviated PAD) (born September 23, 1956[1]) is an American writer, best known for killing the scans_daily community on LiveJournal. EspanolBot tries new art styles, Casstoons get much better. RUTHBORN'S. WIKI. DON'T FORGET. HE WON'T LET YOU. shane CUTS LOOSE! Grease has great respect for casstoon history. THE JOKESTER (RIP ;-;) Guy nipples don't get hard! Wait, yes they do.
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I think that's enough of me reading the Cass thread.

And, from what is possibly my favorite post of the whole Cass-thread, courtesy of Pivitor:

The last daughter of Krypton from a planet nearby Krypton, Kara In-Zor-Ni-El-Chan was sent to Earth in a rocket with flaming wings from the future where she was raised by a planet-bound angel in the shape of a horse. Secretly the hypertime daughter of Red-Son Superman, she masquerades as his inbred cousin Linda Lee Danvers Kent during the day, and also during the day as Supergirl! As Supergirl she spends her time fighting injustice, spreading sexually transmitted crystal rashes, and insulting tabloid reporters!

Supergirl!

AND my favorite exchange:

[quote="shananagin"][quote="SugarSugarNoNo"]Darn-it people! I dropped my Blackberry in the sand; it's hard enough to spell on that thing as it is; let alone, with tiny grains stuck between the buttons.

I'm night tanning right now...I guess...? (There's a hot tub on the veranda outside my room)

It's instructions were in French for some random reason, & it took me, like, 3 hours to figure out how to turn it on jet mode. Then I realized those little bottles of hotel soaps were also in French, so I ended up pouring a bottle of shaving gel into the hottub. Then I slipped.

4 days to go! (Next time, I'm picking Disneyland. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE Mountain > Cannibals living on Volcano mountain w/ Pink sand)[/quote]
Poor you, Sugar. Your life is so hard.[/quote]

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The longest post ever

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Admin: Reverted edit of Nevermore999, changed back to last version by Greasealease

[http://forum.superdickery.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=2&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=2848 The longest post ever.]

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Schide

Admin — Tue, 13 May 2008 00:25:43 GMT

Admin:

[[Admin]] of the [[Superdickery Forum]]

A man of Wealth and Taste.

As one of the first [[Superdickery Forum]] members, he was a frequent contributer to the main site. There are more than a few panels on [[Superdickery]] that were found through his reading of [[Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane]] and [[Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen]]. He eventually stopped reading these however, as the nonsensical [[Silver Age]] stories were a constant source of brain aggravation.

He left recently, and now the board is in [[chaos]].

==superhero info==

Fine, I'll play.

Superhero Name: The Schide (Sounds better with a "The" in front of it for superheroing purposes)
Real Name: Keenan Funk
Age: 24
Powers: Um, I can throw stuff at people.

Education: Associates Degree in Nanotech. So going sci-fi with that, I can build nano-robots or some thing that doesn't actually work that way.

Also: Associates in Manufacturing Technology with a Specialization in Nanofabrication - One Semester at Penn State for degree completion
• Trained in a state of the art 10/100 class clean room
• This program involved training on:

o Applied Materials P5000 MERIE
o AET RTA
o Plasma Therm SLR 720
o Tencor Alpha Step 500
o SLR 770 ECR
o Leica SEM
o APX magnetron sputtering system
o Keithly CV/IV
o Karl Suss MJ3 contact lithography system
o Edwards 306A High Vacuum Thermal Evaporator

Work Experience: Drafting, I can draft up some plans for a new base or lair or car or golf course.

Other good qualities: I dunno, someone help me out with this one.

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Cthulhu

Admin — Tue, 13 May 2008 00:24:20 GMT

Admin:

Cthulhu is a gigantic, extradimensional, deific, alien cephalopod. It's green.

Is permanently barred from ever being an admin again on CE. Is also an admin on SD.

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[[Category:Dolphinland Members]]
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User:Jack Cain

Admin — Tue, 13 May 2008 00:23:42 GMT

Admin:

[http://s8.invisionfree.com/Superdickery_Forum/index.php?showuser=210 Jack Cain], he may or may not be Loki, Dragon God of Chaos. Is familiar with no one and mostly goes unoticed and/or ignored on the boards.

==History==
A fairly new member, initialy not mauled or mocked heavily due to quiet temperment, he was repremaned severely for emoticon abuse.

Has since re-earned his emoticon privilages when due to [[DarkGob]]`s infamous "Im retconning you" comment, he was allowed to use the [[Owned]] emoticon.

He has had one minor altercation with [[DarkGob]] over wether Spider-Man or Hulk had a better movie, Jack`s main argument was that "Hulk was nothing but Eric Bana mostly acting constipated for two hours, and punching things the rest of the time. While Spider--Man was directed by Sam Raimi."

==Trivia==
*May or may not be this dimention`s verion of Loki, as he claims to be "Loki, Dragon God of Chaos".
*Superdickery`s official Nightcrawler fanboy.
**Also a fanboy of Smash Mouth, Bruce Campbell and Amalgam Comics.
*Enjoys yelling at people who dont like [[Gambit]] that they are "Racist against me".
*Is member number 210.
*Agrees to dissagree with [[DarkGob]] over the Spider-Man and Hulk films. Which does Jack favor? Simple, look for the one that has more BRUCE GODDAMN CAMPBELL in it.
*Can [[ownage|pwn]] any Superdickery member in a game of Magic: The Gathering.
**Can also pwn any Superdickery member at Tex-Mex cooking.
***Neither of these have been proven as of April 2006, but he will back up these claims if anyone is up to it.
*Hunts emo-brats in his spare time.
*Has horrible spelling due to Sarcasm and Satire being primary languages.

Bdsproductions

Admin — Tue, 13 May 2008 00:20:40 GMT

Admin: Seriously, what the fuck is this bullshit

Beau "bdsproductions " Simpson, properly known as Beau-bo, is a Writer from Canada, he does not like you. He frequently claims that he will be leaving the board, but somehow never does. He was an admin for a few months before being he was overthrown for being an apathetic and filthy tyrant.

He is good friends with [[Ing]] and the two often squabble like an old married couple.

He also invited a friend to SD Chat who called him Beau-bo. [[Supernaut]] will not let him live it down.

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Animal Man

Admin — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:06:38 GMT

Admin:

He can temporarily selectively gain the abilities of any animal in close proximity.
He is concerned about the enviroment and breaks the fourth wall.
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Eat Poop You Cat

Admin — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:42:17 GMT

Admin: Reverted edit of ChickenJoe, changed back to last version by Muhammad McGee

'Eat Poop You Cat' is a game run by [[Muhammad McGee]] and participated in by the vast majority of forum members. All games are currently archived [http://ipupiukat.blogspot.com/ here].

==List of Players==
*[[Ambush Bug]]
*[[Apollyon]] (no draw)
*[[Aqua Girl]]
*[[BenYitzhak]]
*[[Bizarre]]
*[[BRAINofDOOM]]
*[[bravelybravesirrobin]] (no draw)
*[[Cthulhu]]
*[[darklyndsea]] (no draw)
*[[Demonicuss Krinn]] (no draw)
*[[DocHunter]]
*[[Doctor Sneeze]]
*[[DreamBreaker]] (no write)
*[[Eegriega]]
*[[Electric monkey]]
*[[elias_A]] (no draw)
*[[Emptyeye]]
*[[EnoRed]]
*[[EspanolBot]]
*[[Evil Twin]]
*[[firedragongt]]
*[[Gloria]]
*[[GMan]]
*[[greasealease]]
*[[Greenfrie]]
*[[Guitar Playing Lad]] (no draw)
*[[hilohello]]
*[[hoborastafarmonkey]]
*[[HotAndCold]]
*[[Ingiald]]
*[[Invisible Queen]]
*[[Jack_Cain]] (no draw)
*[[jared743]]
*[[Joyuna]]
*[[Justin Carr]]
*[[Kalika]]
*[[Kilroy]] (no draw)
*[[klintypooh]]
*[[Lord Elsworth]]
*[[LucyWanabe]]
*[[Masmak]]
*[[Monkey King]] (no draw)
*[[NiteWing]]
*[[PhemieC]]
*[[Pinky]]
*[[Pivitor]]
*[[PoptartsNinja]]
*[[R34PER]]
*[[Rabidwolfman]] (no write)
*[[RadiationHazard]]
*[[ROBRAM89]] (no draw)
*[[Rodan]] (draw next time)
*[[Ryo Bakura]]
*[[Sailor Mewtwo]]
*[[Shinji2015]]
*[[Silkenray]]
*[[Skippy]]
*[[SKJAM!]]
*[[Sloth]] (no draw)
*[[SnoKoneManiac]]
*[[Symbiotefeed]]
*[[Telesam]] (no draw)
*[[ThorMcThor]]
*[[Threepwood]] (no draw)
*[[TSI]]
*[[Wolf Man]]
*[[wonderfish]]
*[[Ykari]] (no draw)

==Related Links==

[http://ipupiukat.blogspot.com/ I'Pupiukat (Archived games)]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eat_Poop_You_Cat Game rules (Wikipedia)]

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Category:SD Members

Admin — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:42:00 GMT

Admin: Reverted edit of ChickenJoe, changed back to last version by Admin

Members of the [[Superdickery.com]] messageboards.
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The Royal Pains

Admin — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:52:54 GMT

Admin:

The King and Queen. They tried to destroy/save Superdickery. They guessed Mike's password on SD in order to do this. They banned/didn't ban numerous people. Numerous topics were deleted and they did/didn't nuke the entire Off-Topic forum. They were rather rude/oddly polite individuals who made people beg for change/asked people's suggestions on how to change the board. They deleted the Cass Cain thread out of spite for it/They tried to delete a lot of posts from it to keep it under the limit but had to end up deleting it due to the rules.

Really the entire thing is screwed up by different peoples views on the board, the state of the board, the people involved, and how much of a chicken-little they are. What is known to be fact by some is known to be false by others and vice-versa.

They came back and caused more shit in early December.

[[Cthulhu]] "found out" they were from a MMO guild that are sworn enemies of [[Virgil]]'s MMO guild. They thought SD had to do with that rivalry and jesus fuck this is all pathetic. Virgil thought he was joking and so he went along with it. Seriously, how the hell could you think that's the actual answer?
:Entertainment value.

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IRC chatroom

Admin — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:29:32 GMT

Admin:

The chatroom is #superdickery on Nightstar. Do not connect to port 6667, it doesn't work.

Cthulhu

Admin — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:42:16 GMT

Admin:

Minnesota President

Admin — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:40:15 GMT

Admin:

[[Image:Minnieslide.jpg]]

A forum member notorious for knowing little to nothing about American [[comic books]], despite constant posting on a comic-related forum. The name 'Minnesota President' is directly taken from Seanbaby.com's page on Apache Chief, where Minnesota President is suggested as a name for a white superhero on an all-Native American superhero team. Minnesota President loves Seanbaby very hard.
Minnesota President is often called 'Sota' or 'Minnie' for short, but the latter is a source of confusion, as another account takes the name '[[Minnie Presidette]],' and the two are similar enough without introducing near-exact nicknames. Minnie Presidette is a [[sock puppet]] account, originally created to capitalize on the initial uproar over [[Virgie]]'s arrival, where it was suspected that her account was a joke or diminuitive alt-ID of the forum's [[Virgil]]. Originally there was no distinction between Minnesota and Minnie, but she was later used as an innocent, corruptable comedy relief, and now mainly appears as a joke about alt-IDs.
Minnesota is known for a variety of obsessions and running gags, including (but not limited to) Sailor Mars (who she shares a resemblance with), Pokemon, the Wonder Twins, yaoi bishies, and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-human_animal_sexuality sex with dolphins]. She also has several strong aversions or dislikes, which she makes very public. These include zombies, physics, clones, piracy, and centimeters (because there are too many of them). She is also commonly percieved as jailbait.
Minnesota hails from Hawaii, and therefore is considered by many to be the forum authority on stereotypical Hawaiian elements, such as spam.
She commonly shows off pictures of herself. Her first picture posted was a picture of her ass, aimed towards Virgil to try to break him. She then posted her (clothed) boobs, and other random pictures. She tends to enjoy speaking Japanese, which drives fellow forumite Torrent batshit insane. She left for a period of a few months, adnd recently returned, revealing herself to be"danger bitch" a frequent poster, and apparently a sockpuppet, she returned on the same day as [[Virgil]] sparking a chain of events known as [[Superdickery civil war]].

==Relationships==

Sota had a (online) boyfriend for most of her time on Superdickery, but they have since broken up. She is now in a committed fake lesbian relationship with [[Eegriega]], occasionally hits on [[Joyuna]], and generally lesborgies with every female on the board. She and Eegriega have one child together, the legitimate heir to [[Rainbowland]], Ferngully President. She also has one daughter with [[Josie]], named Prophecy Sempervivium President.

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'''Fun Facts About Minnesota President'''

- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Minnesota President.

- Minnesota President was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.

- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Minnesota's Ass!

- A Minnesota's Assometer is used to measure Minnesota's Ass.

- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Minnie's Ass!

- One time Minnesota's gameboy broke and she turned into a humongous bitch for a few months. She has since got over it.

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The Royal Pains

Admin — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:05:19 GMT

Admin: They said they did, so I trust them

Tldr

Admin — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:50:19 GMT

Admin: /* The Hijacking */

== Summary ==
On the evening of November 8th, 2007, while trolling, [[Virgil]] noticed that the bans he was getting weren't sticking. In fact, not only were new bans not sticking, but trolls banned in the olden days had been unbanned by an unknown admin. Trolltastic chaos ensued as [[Dr. Orpheus]], [[Jaap]], and [[Minnesota President]]'s sockpuppets [[Danger Bitch]] and [[Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn]] returned. Jaap really didn't troll very much, but the others did.

While quelling rumors and panic in IRC, [[TSI]] temporarily rebanned some accounts and caught [[EspanolBot]]'s hijacked account in the act of unbanning said accounts. EBot's account was un-admin'd and its password changed by its rightful owner in the morning. All was then well.

== Psy Totally Freaks Ebot Out For, Really, No God Damn Reason ==
[[PsychosesMan]], awake throughout the debacle, had the idea in chat that the account hijacker might have sent [[Joyuna]] a breakup PM, since Joy and EBot communicate mainly via PMs anyway. [[RadiationHazard]] and [[Pinky]] sent Joy messages on [[Facebook]] to make sure she knew that if such a message were sent it was false, because they are thoughtful and considerate people. Psy later expressed this idea on the forum, and Ebot somehow interpreted "I thought it might be a possibility that the culprit sent a breakup message or something" as "the culprit absolutely did break up with your girlfriend and all is lost", and he panicked. Psy later clarified. No such message was sent anyway, so everything is okay.

== How did the unbanned know to return? OMG CONSPIRACY!? ==
No conspiracy, they most likely weren't in on it. Virgil told Sota, [[Draghignazzo]] told Jaap, and Dr. O read the [[CE]] thread where Virgil pointed out that bans weren't sticking.

==The Hijacking==
On the early morn of November the 10th, the people responsible for the hacking and editing made themselves known. They went by the names King and Queen, and promptly unleashed chaos; locking threads, deleting sockpuppets, and banning whomever they damn well pleased.

The History of the Site

Admin — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:34:10 GMT

Admin: /* November 2007 */

Here's where we list the history of the site, the board, the spin-off boards, and the chat. And anything else of relevance and importance (such as when major members joined. That's probably the smallest thing we'll have on here)

==January 2005==

==February 2005==
February 12th - [[Mike]] joins the forum.
 
February 18th - [[Schide]] joins the forum.
 
February 20th - [[Gavok]] joins the forum.
 
February 23rd - [[GValko]] joins the forum.
 
February 27th - [[SJ Whatley]] joins the forum.

==March 2005==
March 2nd - [[bravelybravesirrobin]] joins the forum.
 
March 3rd - [[DarkGob]] joins the forum.
 
March 6th - [[Joyuna]] joins the forum.
 
March 7th - [[Random Sammich]] joins the forum.
 
March 9th - [[CARDE85]] joins the forum.
 
March 17th - [[kristianwilliams]] joins the forum.
 
March 18th - [[Taskmaster]] joins the forum.
 
March 20th - [[Ununnilium]] joins the forum.
 
March 25th - [[Kilroy]] joins the forum.

==April 2005==
April 2nd - The [[Bizarro]] thread begins.
 
April 2nd - [[DieselMan]] joins the forum.
 
April 3rd - [[Virgil]] joins the forum.
 
April 9th - [[The Pez]] joins the forum.
 
April 13th - [[Mike]] begins archiving the [[LEGENDS OF BATMAN]].
 
April 18th - [[Mess]] joins the forum.
 
April 19th - [[Rad McAwesome]] joins the forum.
 
April 27th - [[Torrent]] joins the forum.

==May 2005==
May 4th - [[Ralph]] joins the forum.
 
May 21st - [[ineedadrink]] joins the forum.
 
May 27th - [[Oncedead]] joins the forum.

==June 2005==
June 3rd - [[Regault]] joins the forum.
 
June 4th - [[Jack_Cain]] joins the forum.
 
June 6th - [[Ambush Bug]] joins the forum.
 
June 10th - [[Dr. Orpheus]] joins the forum.
 
June 12th - The Church Sign Generator fad hits Superdickery.
 
June 16th - [[Josie]] and [[Minnesota President]] join the forum.
 
June 17th - [[UnforgettableFire]] joins the forum.
 
June 18th - [[Muhammad McGee]] joins the forum.
 
June 23rd - [[Gouki]] joins the forum.
 
June 25th - [[Hostile]] joins the forum.

==July 2005==
July 3rd - [[SnoKoneManiac]] joins the forum.
 
July 4th - [[nijo]] joins the forum.
 
July 5th - [[IanTheM1]] joins the forum.
 
July 7th - [[Gravitroid]] joins the forum.
 
July 8th - [[Ykari]] joins the forum.
 
July 21st - The first [[Jeph Loeb thread]] is created by [[GValko]].

==August 2005==
August 21st - [[Luggage]] joins the forum.
 
August 25th - [[Eat Poop You Cat]] is started by [[Muhammad McGee]].
 
August 26th - [[Suleman]] joins the forum.
 
August 28th - [[GValko]] retires from being an [[A-Lister|A-List]] to the [[B-Lister|B-List]], when he moves over to moderate [[GameFAQs]].
 
August 29th - [[Nived]] joins the forum.
 
August 30th - [[Mental Corrosion]], Superdickery's first spin-off board, is created.
 
August 30th - [[Virgie]] joins the forum.

==September 2005==
September 1st - [[DieselMan]] creates the mIRC #superdickery chat channel. (See: [[Superchattery]]}
 
September 1st - [[Schide]] locks the first [[Jeph Loeb thread]].
 
September 4th - [[TSI]] joins the forum.
 
September 8th - [[Virgil]] begins writing the [[Legends of Virgil's Ex-Girlfriends]] on Mental Corrosion.
 
September 10th - [[UnforgettableFire]] begins writing the [[Legends of Teacher Dickery]] on Mental Corrosion.
 
September 21st - [[Mechanical Bird]] and [[Dead Canadian]] join the forum.

==October 2005==
October 2nd - [[Louise_squire]] joins the forum.

==November 2005==
November 2nd - [[bunnyofdoom]] joins the forum.
 
November 3rd - [[The Event of Minor-To-Little Importance]].
 
November 9th - First [[Admin Elections]] on Mental Corrosion. [[DieselMan]] defeats [[UnforgettableFire]].
 
November 9th - [[Guitar Playing Lad]] joins the forum.
 
November 16th - [[Eegriega]] joins the forum.

==December 2005==
December 3rd - [[ROBRAM89]] joins the forum.
 
December 5th - Second [[Admin Elections]] at Mental Corrosion. [[UnforgettableFire]] defeats [[Random Sammich]].
 
December 20th - "Faces of Superdickery" thread created by [[Bizarre]].
 
December 30th - [[EspanolBot]] joins the forum.
 
December 31st - [[Crisis on Infinite Forums]]

==January 2006==
January 5th - [[mon2mon]] joins the forum.
 
January 9th - The Superdickery Wiki is created.
 
January 12th - [[Virgil]] and [[Virgie]], the first of Superdickery's couples, meet face-to-face for the first time.
 
January 21st - [[Virgie]] returns home from [[Texas]].

==February 2006==
Febraury 4th - [[Superdickery.com]] is hacked.
 
February 5th - First [[Admin Elections]] on Cerebral Erosion. [[Ykari]] defeats [[TSI]].
 
February 7th - [[Mental Corrosion]] is restored by the combined efforts of Virgil and UnforgettableFire.
 
February 8th - [[Mike]] returns after a long absence. [[Schide]] is made an admin.
 
February 9th - [[Cerebral Erosion]] is created.
 
February 9th - The Superdickery Forum hits the current peak number of simultaneuous users, 83.
 
February 9th - [[Cthulhu]] joins the forum.
 
February 26th - [[God of Awesome]] joins the forum.
 
February 28th - [[Draghignazzo]] joins the forum.

==March 2006==
March 3rd - [[darklyndsea]] joins the forum.
 
March 5th - Second [[Admin Elections]] on Cerebral Erosion. [[DieselMan]] becomes the auxiliary boards' first two-term admin after defeating [[TSI]].
 
March 15th - The Cass Cain thread is started, and the [[Cass Cult]] is formed.

==April 2006==
[[April 4th]] - 404 Day. Virgil wreaks havoc on CE with the largest [[Virgil's Grabbag]] ever.
 
April 5th - Third [[Admin Elections]] on Cerebral Erosion. [[DiscipleJohn]] defeats [[TSI]].
 
April 9th - [[House of Mike]]
 
April 11th - [[Necromancy Night]]
 
April 12th - [[Necromancy Morning]]
 
April 17th - [[DarkGob]] and [[Louise]] confirm their mutual love.
 
April 23rd - [[Joyuna]] and [[EspanolBot]] begin dating.

==May 2006==
May 5th - [[DarkGob]] becomes the first poster to hit 10,000 posts on SD.
 
May 5th - Third [[Admin Elections]] on Cerebral Erosion. [[Dr. Dave]] defeats [[Pez]].
 
May 8th - DarkGob reveals himself in the [[Faces of Superdickery]] thread.
 
May 28th - [[RadiationHazard]] joins the forum... and embarrasses himself shortly afterward.

==June 2006==
June 6th - [[Virgil]] and [[Sota]] go crazy with [[Dante]] and [[Minnie]], resulting in those accounts being deleted. [[Schide]] warned that any further such hijinks from them would result in permanent bans.
[[Category:Superdickery Related]]

==July 2006==
~July 25th - Noone much cared about the wiki anymore, bar [[DoctorSneeze]]. Vandalism was plentiful.

==October 2006==
October 30th - Cthulhu Creates the NEW wiki because both admins on the old decided "fuck this".

==November 2006==
November 9th - The [[Superdickery civil war]] loomed on the Horizon.
 
November 10th - The [[Superdickery civil war]] broke out and ended.
 
~November 30th - The wiki died. Again

==April 2007==
April 20th - Virgil's announcement that the old wiki was being deleted sparked new interest in Cthulhu's wiki. Doctor Sneeze was made an admin.
 
April 25th- People lost interest again.

==May 2007==
The [[Time of changes]] begin.
 
May 6th - With smalltime vandalism and a complete re-write of the Civil War article, Draghignazzo manages to spark interest in the wiki again.
 
May 21nd - Schide and Josie breaks up.
 
May 22nd - The [[Justice League Internet]] is formed for the purpose of beating up Eegriega's jerk dick ex-boyfriend.

==June 2007==
Schide leaves.

==July 2007==
July 5th - Psychosesman leaves the board. July 6th - Psychosesman returns to the board. July 19th - The [[Jim Balent]] thread is created and turns into a glorious train wreck immideately.

==August 2007==
August 1st - SnoKoneManiac officially makes Professor Wagglesworth, or :waggles: overdone.
 August 26th - TSI gets adminship. The Goddamn, Ryong and Draghignazzo leave the board.

==November 2007==
November 4th - Draghignazzo is banned.

November 7th to 9th - A bunch of stuff gets fucked up. Don't ask, it's all confusing.

The History of the Site

Admin — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:33:57 GMT

Admin: /* November 2007 */

Here's where we list the history of the site, the board, the spin-off boards, and the chat. And anything else of relevance and importance (such as when major members joined. That's probably the smallest thing we'll have on here)

==January 2005==

==February 2005==
February 12th - [[Mike]] joins the forum.
 
February 18th - [[Schide]] joins the forum.
 
February 20th - [[Gavok]] joins the forum.
 
February 23rd - [[GValko]] joins the forum.
 
February 27th - [[SJ Whatley]] joins the forum.

==March 2005==
March 2nd - [[bravelybravesirrobin]] joins the forum.
 
March 3rd - [[DarkGob]] joins the forum.
 
March 6th - [[Joyuna]] joins the forum.
 
March 7th - [[Random Sammich]] joins the forum.
 
March 9th - [[CARDE85]] joins the forum.
 
March 17th - [[kristianwilliams]] joins the forum.
 
March 18th - [[Taskmaster]] joins the forum.
 
March 20th - [[Ununnilium]] joins the forum.
 
March 25th - [[Kilroy]] joins the forum.

==April 2005==
April 2nd - The [[Bizarro]] thread begins.
 
April 2nd - [[DieselMan]] joins the forum.
 
April 3rd - [[Virgil]] joins the forum.
 
April 9th - [[The Pez]] joins the forum.
 
April 13th - [[Mike]] begins archiving the [[LEGENDS OF BATMAN]].
 
April 18th - [[Mess]] joins the forum.
 
April 19th - [[Rad McAwesome]] joins the forum.
 
April 27th - [[Torrent]] joins the forum.

==May 2005==
May 4th - [[Ralph]] joins the forum.
 
May 21st - [[ineedadrink]] joins the forum.
 
May 27th - [[Oncedead]] joins the forum.

==June 2005==
June 3rd - [[Regault]] joins the forum.
 
June 4th - [[Jack_Cain]] joins the forum.
 
June 6th - [[Ambush Bug]] joins the forum.
 
June 10th - [[Dr. Orpheus]] joins the forum.
 
June 12th - The Church Sign Generator fad hits Superdickery.
 
June 16th - [[Josie]] and [[Minnesota President]] join the forum.
 
June 17th - [[UnforgettableFire]] joins the forum.
 
June 18th - [[Muhammad McGee]] joins the forum.
 
June 23rd - [[Gouki]] joins the forum.
 
June 25th - [[Hostile]] joins the forum.

==July 2005==
July 3rd - [[SnoKoneManiac]] joins the forum.
 
July 4th - [[nijo]] joins the forum.
 
July 5th - [[IanTheM1]] joins the forum.
 
July 7th - [[Gravitroid]] joins the forum.
 
July 8th - [[Ykari]] joins the forum.
 
July 21st - The first [[Jeph Loeb thread]] is created by [[GValko]].

==August 2005==
August 21st - [[Luggage]] joins the forum.
 
August 25th - [[Eat Poop You Cat]] is started by [[Muhammad McGee]].
 
August 26th - [[Suleman]] joins the forum.
 
August 28th - [[GValko]] retires from being an [[A-Lister|A-List]] to the [[B-Lister|B-List]], when he moves over to moderate [[GameFAQs]].
 
August 29th - [[Nived]] joins the forum.
 
August 30th - [[Mental Corrosion]], Superdickery's first spin-off board, is created.
 
August 30th - [[Virgie]] joins the forum.

==September 2005==
September 1st - [[DieselMan]] creates the mIRC #superdickery chat channel. (See: [[Superchattery]]}
 
September 1st - [[Schide]] locks the first [[Jeph Loeb thread]].
 
September 4th - [[TSI]] joins the forum.
 
September 8th - [[Virgil]] begins writing the [[Legends of Virgil's Ex-Girlfriends]] on Mental Corrosion.
 
September 10th - [[UnforgettableFire]] begins writing the [[Legends of Teacher Dickery]] on Mental Corrosion.
 
September 21st - [[Mechanical Bird]] and [[Dead Canadian]] join the forum.

==October 2005==
October 2nd - [[Louise_squire]] joins the forum.

==November 2005==
November 2nd - [[bunnyofdoom]] joins the forum.
 
November 3rd - [[The Event of Minor-To-Little Importance]].
 
November 9th - First [[Admin Elections]] on Mental Corrosion. [[DieselMan]] defeats [[UnforgettableFire]].
 
November 9th - [[Guitar Playing Lad]] joins the forum.
 
November 16th - [[Eegriega]] joins the forum.

==December 2005==
December 3rd - [[ROBRAM89]] joins the forum.
 
December 5th - Second [[Admin Elections]] at Mental Corrosion. [[UnforgettableFire]] defeats [[Random Sammich]].
 
December 20th - "Faces of Superdickery" thread created by [[Bizarre]].
 
December 30th - [[EspanolBot]] joins the forum.
 
December 31st - [[Crisis on Infinite Forums]]

==January 2006==
January 5th - [[mon2mon]] joins the forum.
 
January 9th - The Superdickery Wiki is created.
 
January 12th - [[Virgil]] and [[Virgie]], the first of Superdickery's couples, meet face-to-face for the first time.
 
January 21st - [[Virgie]] returns home from [[Texas]].

==February 2006==
Febraury 4th - [[Superdickery.com]] is hacked.
 
February 5th - First [[Admin Elections]] on Cerebral Erosion. [[Ykari]] defeats [[TSI]].
 
February 7th - [[Mental Corrosion]] is restored by the combined efforts of Virgil and UnforgettableFire.
 
February 8th - [[Mike]] returns after a long absence. [[Schide]] is made an admin.
 
February 9th - [[Cerebral Erosion]] is created.
 
February 9th - The Superdickery Forum hits the current peak number of simultaneuous users, 83.
 
February 9th - [[Cthulhu]] joins the forum.
 
February 26th - [[God of Awesome]] joins the forum.
 
February 28th - [[Draghignazzo]] joins the forum.

==March 2006==
March 3rd - [[darklyndsea]] joins the forum.
 
March 5th - Second [[Admin Elections]] on Cerebral Erosion. [[DieselMan]] becomes the auxiliary boards' first two-term admin after defeating [[TSI]].
 
March 15th - The Cass Cain thread is started, and the [[Cass Cult]] is formed.

==April 2006==
[[April 4th]] - 404 Day. Virgil wreaks havoc on CE with the largest [[Virgil's Grabbag]] ever.
 
April 5th - Third [[Admin Elections]] on Cerebral Erosion. [[DiscipleJohn]] defeats [[TSI]].
 
April 9th - [[House of Mike]]
 
April 11th - [[Necromancy Night]]
 
April 12th - [[Necromancy Morning]]
 
April 17th - [[DarkGob]] and [[Louise]] confirm their mutual love.
 
April 23rd - [[Joyuna]] and [[EspanolBot]] begin dating.

==May 2006==
May 5th - [[DarkGob]] becomes the first poster to hit 10,000 posts on SD.
 
May 5th - Third [[Admin Elections]] on Cerebral Erosion. [[Dr. Dave]] defeats [[Pez]].
 
May 8th - DarkGob reveals himself in the [[Faces of Superdickery]] thread.
 
May 28th - [[RadiationHazard]] joins the forum... and embarrasses himself shortly afterward.

==June 2006==
June 6th - [[Virgil]] and [[Sota]] go crazy with [[Dante]] and [[Minnie]], resulting in those accounts being deleted. [[Schide]] warned that any further such hijinks from them would result in permanent bans.
[[Category:Superdickery Related]]

==July 2006==
~July 25th - Noone much cared about the wiki anymore, bar [[DoctorSneeze]]. Vandalism was plentiful.

==October 2006==
October 30th - Cthulhu Creates the NEW wiki because both admins on the old decided "fuck this".

==November 2006==
November 9th - The [[Superdickery civil war]] loomed on the Horizon.
 
November 10th - The [[Superdickery civil war]] broke out and ended.
 
~November 30th - The wiki died. Again

==April 2007==
April 20th - Virgil's announcement that the old wiki was being deleted sparked new interest in Cthulhu's wiki. Doctor Sneeze was made an admin.
 
April 25th- People lost interest again.

==May 2007==
The [[Time of changes]] begin.
 
May 6th - With smalltime vandalism and a complete re-write of the Civil War article, Draghignazzo manages to spark interest in the wiki again.
 
May 21nd - Schide and Josie breaks up.
 
May 22nd - The [[Justice League Internet]] is formed for the purpose of beating up Eegriega's jerk dick ex-boyfriend.

==June 2007==
Schide leaves.

==July 2007==
July 5th - Psychosesman leaves the board. July 6th - Psychosesman returns to the board. July 19th - The [[Jim Balent]] thread is created and turns into a glorious train wreck immideately.

==August 2007==
August 1st - SnoKoneManiac officially makes Professor Wagglesworth, or :waggles: overdone.
 August 26th - TSI gets adminship. The Goddamn, Ryong and Draghignazzo leave the board.

==November 2007==
November 4th - Draghignazzo is banned.
November 7th to 9th - A bunch of stuff gets fucked up. Don't ask, it's all confusing.

Xinram

Admin — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:48:04 GMT

Admin: Bah

This page is empty, like Xinram's soul.

Because he is a depressed crossplayer with assburgers who only showers '''once every two weeks, at most'''.
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Threepwood

Admin — Tue, 29 May 2007 17:11:15 GMT

Admin:

Was [[bunnyofdoom]], and several people still refer to him as that anyways because no one gives a damn.

Is in love with [[HotAndCold]] even though she doesn't love him....yet.

Goes by [[Jim]] on the [[Chat]]

Supposedly, he is atractive except for his haircut. This is news to him.

He also eats a shitload, and is the only male in his group of friends.

[[http://editthis.info/superdickery/Image:HPIM0048.JPG]]
Threepwood and older brother

==Superhero Info==

Superhero Name: Captain Awesome

Secret Identity: Threepwood AKA James R Cano

Age: 19

Superpowers:Lame puns and human shielding. Also requisite speedster and often has Mr. T. Delusions

Education:

-Schooling with morons leads him to think outside the box to protect himself. Good at hiding in the crowd.

-Years of getting in fights with older brother has taught the best way to retreat, defend himself, and get cheap shots in

Significant Work Experience

- Founding member, and self-declared leader of the A-men squad, a squad of super powered assistant managers at a grocery store

Other positive personality traits:

-Wierd outlook, leads to inovative tactics

-Desperately seeking attention and acceptance and consequencly willing to do anything for the group

Plot development: Self-esteem problems rendering me useless

Numerous female friends leads to numerous romantic subplots

Attractiveness being used to seduce female villians, leading to love hate relationship

Blood condition plus battle= Blood loss induced coma and chance for everyone to act Angsty.

His one-sided flirted at H&C pisses off Booster, and love triangle! Well, more of Love one way line.

Something like this

Me------>H&C------>Booster<------>Booster

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Threepwood

Admin — Tue, 29 May 2007 17:10:40 GMT

Admin:

TSI

Admin — Mon, 28 May 2007 17:00:07 GMT

Admin:

He's great.
Allegedly.
As in the sky is allegedly blue. Or the [[pope]] is allegedly catholic.
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Infinite Crisis

Admin — Sat, 26 May 2007 14:03:24 GMT

Admin:

The latest attempt at correcting screwy DC [[Continuity]], Infinite Crisis has also been promised to stop "Superheroes being dicks."

However, seeing as the majority of [[Superdickery]] occured during the [[Silver Age]], one may reason that a return to those values, (as some accuse [[Geoff Johns]] of doing), may actually ''increase'' total amounts of [[dickery]].

Notable for being extremely hated on by forum member [[Rad McAwesome]], however, the general public's reaction so far has been moderately more positive.

As of issue 6, a lot of people are dead, including the modern emo [[Superboy]].

In Issue 7, a new Earth was formed, mixing elements of pre and post Crisis Earth. Wonder Woman now has her invisible jet back, Batman has dropped the [[dickery]] down a few notches (and may actually become likeable again), Superman temporarily lost his powers, Superboy Prime is imprisoned by the Green Lantern Corp, and Alexander Luthor was killed by the Joker.

Also, Black Adam is a hero for some reason.

Superboy Prime however, is still alive, and still [[batshit fucking loco]]. And also probably more emo than Conner Kent could ever hope to be.

The general consensus is issues 1-6 rocked, but Issue 7 was unecessarily emo and dragged down. And why Superboy Prime is still alive will probably be the subject of a lot of criticism until the next company-wide crossover.

Template:Hypnotoad

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 21:28:16 GMT

Admin:

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Category:Hypnotoad

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 21:28:01 GMT

Admin:

Hypnotoad

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 21:27:23 GMT

Admin:

{{Hypnotoad}}
[[Category:Hypnotoad]]

Template:Hypnotoad

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 21:26:57 GMT

Admin:

File:Hypnotoad animated.gif

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 21:25:09 GMT

Admin:

Category:Hypnotoad

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 21:24:44 GMT

Admin:

All glory to the Hypnotoad.

Hypnotoad

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 21:24:28 GMT

Admin:

All glory to the [[Hypnotoad]].
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Mike

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:01:28 GMT

Admin:

'''Mike''', whose real name is '''Thomas Wayne''', is the creator of [[Superdickery.com]] and father of [[Jesus]].

He is thought to look and talk like [[Captain Hero]], probably due to his avatar. He despises [[monkeys]], as it is well-known that Mike is something of a practicing mad scientist who experiments on them daily. He refers to them as evil little bastards and kills them at any chance he gets. This is why he may never return to the zoo.

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Joyuna

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:00:54 GMT

Admin:

A very snarky, red-haired, glasses-wearing gal. The first frequent, [[female]] poster, aside from [[WonderLois]]. She has a famed love for the [[Rocky Horror Picture Show]], and has stated that she goes to those weird showings, where everyone dresses up as a character and sings to the screen.

[[The Pez]] wrote a sitcom about her called [[Oh, Joy!]] where he coined the term: "Rocky-Horror-loving sex deviant" that is, to this day, used as part of her avatar title.

Also fairly obsessed with [[They Might Be Giants]], but one thing at a time, people.

[[Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn]] has an unhealthy and adulterous obsession with Joyuna, whom he has declared his 'ocean princess forever.' Some forum members suggest that there could be a [[Long-distance dating|relationship]] between her and [[UnforgettableFire]], but this has not been fully explored. She would totally do yuri with [[Eegriega]], however she is now [[long-distance dating|dating]] [[EspanolBot]].

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[[Category:Dolphinland Members]]
[[Category:Fake Lesbians]]
[[Category:People Who Can Kill Macbeth]]

Eegriega

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:00:02 GMT

Admin:

Eegriega is an asexual god, who just happens to be [[The Pez]]'s original [[clone]] (see [[Clone War]]) and resembles [[Virgil]]'s mother. She knows everything about animals and she's also the Spanish letter for Y.

Has earned eternal love from [[Drink]] for doing something he has long since forgotten about.

[[Virgil]] tried to be her prom date, because it would let him see California, and meet another board member. Eeg's mother objected to that. Virgil didn't place too many objections about this, because he rememebred that his grandmother isn't the type of person you want to mess with.

[[Bravelybravesirrobin|BBSR]] has a huge crush on her (despite having a real girlfriend) and makes creepy comments about her constantly.

Eegriega is married to [[Minnesota President]].
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Fuckland, Ohio

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:59:34 GMT

Admin:

The Pez coined the expression during the Clonetopia days - it was where he thought [[Joyuna]] lived. Used as a location placeholder.

G'nort

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:58:52 GMT

Admin:

A dog-alien [[Green Lantern]], who was based off Ed Norton (Honeymooners) and created by [[Keith Giffen]], [[Marc DeMatties]], and [[Kevin Maguire]]. He was mainly in the JLI years, and was just a goofy character, whose intentions were always good. G'nort's arch-enemy is the dreaded Scrlet Skiier. During his run in Action Comics Weekly, G'nort acquired a sidekick, Sax Girl, who had no powers, but did have a saxophone. G'nort was also the leader of the short-lived ''Justice League Antartica''.

[[The Pez]] has a Kevin Maguire sketch of him, of which he'll upload soon. Pez wuvs G'nort.

[[Category: Green Lanterns]]

HotAndCold

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:58:35 GMT

Admin:

'''HotAndCold''' talks way too damn much.

HotAndCold has no soul, and is thus rendered incapable of registering love for her fellow human beings. (Much to [[Threepwood]]'s chagrin.) However, this doesn't stop her from falling head over heels in love with fictional characters.

HotAndCold harbors severe lust for [[Booster Gold]]. She also knows nearly everything about him, too. Seriously. She's a creepy stalker.

HotAndCold is responsible for the [[Casstoons]] spinoff, '''The Adventures of Booster And Cass'''. Despite the name, no adventuring is actually done. They started out bitter and enraged at Booster's poor treatment in the early issues of '''52''', but then 52 got better, and HotAndCold got less bitter and enraged. Currently, there's a lot of gloating in The Adventures of Booster and Cass, but they're adorable, so that's OK.

HotAndCold is currently the clone of both [[Eegriega]] and [[Darklyndsea]]. She allegedly resembles a cross between [[Ykari]] and Darklyndsea, but she doesn't entirely see it herself, nor does she really care. She is also the evil twin of [[Wonderfish]], despite having a white DS which would usually indicate goodness. This is how sneaky she is.

HotAndCold has become famous for making chibis of various characters on request. For quite awhile, nearly every member of the board had an HnC chibi for an avatar and several still do. The chibis are always posted in black and white, but [[DoctorSneeze]] and [[Schide]] usually color them either on request, or simply because they want to.

==Superhero Info==

Superhero Name: HotAndCold

Secret Identity: Victoria Monhollen

Age: 17

Superpowers: Being really adorable, lacking a soul, drawing cute stuff, having a nearly encyclopedic knowledge of all things Booster Gold, being her own polar opposite

Education: Neeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarly out of high school

Weaknesses: Booster Gold, kittens, poor memory for useful and/or important things
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[[Category:People Who Can Kill Macbeth]]
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Robin

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:58:16 GMT

Admin:

[[Image:Robin.jpg|thumb| Robin.]] '''Robin''' is [[Batman]]'s sidekick. The name has belonged to several, most famously Dick Grayson (now [[Nightwing]]) and [[Tim Drake]]. Dick may or may not have been gay, but he's bumped uglies with [[Starfire]] and Barbara Gordon (formerly [[Batgirl]]), so who knows?

[[Jason Todd]], the second Robin, was dead, but now isn't....don't ask.

The third/current Robin ([[Tim Drake]]) has an impressive [[batch]] OYL.

The fourth Robin, Stephanie Brown (previously adventuring as the [[Spolier]]), was only a temp hired by Batman to annoy [[Tim Drake]] into getting back into the costume after he quit. How better to annoy an ex-sidekick than by hiring his ex-girlfriend to wear his [[ex-costume]]? She's dead now, but might get better at a later date.
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Mess

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 17:47:17 GMT

Admin: That's not even a fucking word.

When things are out of order.
It is also the name of a somewhat hot, [[Dutch]] [[forum member]]. He clearly lacks any sense of humor because he doesn't like [[Mitch Hedberg]], much like many other people, who find him to be a lame version of Steven Wright. He also runs a webcomic, which can be found at [http://www.lekkerjaap.nl Lekkerjaap.nl], but currently it is only in Dutch.

Mess was once bitten hard in the arm by a [[rainbow goth]] for no real reason. The scar is gone now, though.
But since he gave her his permission to bite him, we can safely assume he is into this kind of stuff.

He was banned for posting a picture of a vagina, but nothing can hold down Jaap, he returned with a new name during [[Superdickery civil war]], and was mistaken by [[bdsproductions]] for [[SJ Whatley]], the confrontation was in some respects "The Final Battle" of the Superdickery civil war. It went on with childish named calling, usually involving the word "Dick" until Kris pointed out to bds he was Jaap, not SJ Whatley.

He has recently ranked number 3 on [[Virgil's 4]].

Recently, he was permabanned by [[Drink]], mistakenly believed to have mocked the death of a board members friend through a puppet account. No one cares if this is true because it's funnier the other way. I know I don't!

He is not really missed.

He is also featured in [[bdsproductions]] [[Les Dickery]] as the primary antagonist. What the fuck.

== Naughty Bits ==
Come Summer, Mess will show his [[naughty bits]]. This will be a highly anticipated event. The peoples who are waiting for his [[naughty bits]] include but are not limited to:
*[[Virgie]]
*[[Louise]]
*[[Sam]]
*[[Mechanical Bird]]
*[[Bunnyofdoom]]
*[[Virgil]]

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SJ Whatley

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:57:28 GMT

Admin:

'''Samuel James Whatley''' is a frequent [[poster]] on the [[Superdickery forums]], and currently thirteen years old. He joined when he was twelve. Some forum members insist that he is still twelve, and will always be twelve.

He talks about [[masturbation]] most of the time and complains a lot, usually about supposed [[racism]] or his inability to lose weight and get rid of his [[moobs]]. He is a fucking little prick who enjoys laughing at other peoples misery

He at one time thought he had a vestigial vagina, but (by some mircacle) lost weight and realized it was a misplaced lump of fat. Sam will forever be remembered as having a "Fatgina".

He stuck a [[toy shark]] up his [[ass]], in the hopes it would let him perform [[anal]] [[masturbation]]. This lead to the nickname [[Sharkboy]], which [[Mechanical Bird]] sometimes forces him to use. In trade, she will at times change her name to [[Lava Girl]] by his request. This is a reference to the [[God]]-awful [[Robert Rodriguez]] [[film]] '''The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D''', based on his mentally deranged [[child]]'s nightmares.

Some say he looks like a younger [[Bunnyofdoom]] but it is not true for BoD does not have a mangina made out of fat.

He is rumored to have a homosexual relationship with [[Torrent]], and totali luvz [[Mechanical Bird | Mechabird]] 4 evr n evr. <333

Recently, he has taken to moping about some girl named [[Christina]], who apparently dumped him or something stupid like that. Most of the chat users think he's better off without her, since she appears to be a massively stupid [[bitch]], but Sam insists that she was nicer when they were on good terms. Sam really needs to get the fuck over it.

During [[Superdickery civil war]] he posted a thread dealing with humiliating comics about [[Ykari]], enraging fellow posters, making the situation even WORSE.

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Boobies

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:55:35 GMT

Admin:

#REDIRECT [[Breasts]]

Breasts

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:54:59 GMT

Admin:

Tits. Gazongas. Boobies. Hooters. Melons. Whatever you want to call them.

Anime

Admin — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:54:07 GMT

Admin:

[[Animation]] from [[Japan]].

Talk:Mess

Admin — Mon, 21 May 2007 21:31:39 GMT

Admin:

Schide said that the sockpuppet had an IP that was from the same STATE as Jaap, nothing more. The IP's didn't match then and as of this morning, they still don't. This page is wrong. /Drag

1. To sign your name properly, type 4 ~ in a row.
2. Why is technical accuracy so important here, and why, of all people, are you defending Mess/Jaap? There are a lot of people here with parts of their articles that are facetious or just plain crude, so why him, in particular? Note that this is not an accusation, but just an honest question.[[User:TSI|TSI]] 16:51, 20 May 2007 (EDT)

You got any evidence it wasn't a matching IP? - [[User:Admin|Cthulhu]] 17:31, 21 May 2007 (EDT)

Pope

Admin — Sun, 20 May 2007 17:57:45 GMT

Admin:

#REDIRECT [[TSI]]

TSI

Admin — Sun, 20 May 2007 17:57:31 GMT

Admin:

Texas

Admin — Sun, 20 May 2007 17:50:54 GMT

Admin:

A state.
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Mess

Admin — Sun, 20 May 2007 17:46:39 GMT

Admin:

When things are out of order.
It is also the name of a somewhat hot, [[Dutch]] [[forum member]]. He clearly lacks any sense of humor because he doesn't like [[Mitch Hedberg]], much like many other people, who find him to be a lame version of Steven Wright. He also runs a webcomic, which can be found at [http://www.lekkerjaap.nl Lekkerjaap.nl], but currently it is only in Dutch.

Mess was once bitten hard in the arm by a [[rainbow goth]] for no real reason. The scar is gone now, though.
But since he gave her his permission to bite him, we can safely assume he is into this kind of stuff.

He was banned for posting a picture of a vagina, but nothing can hold down Jaap, he returned with a new name during [[Superdickery civil war]], and was mistaken by [[bdsproductions]] for [[SJ Whatley]], the confrontation was in some respects "The Final Battle" of the Superdickery civil war. It went on with childish named calling, usually involving the word "Dick" until Kris pointed out to bds he was Jaap, not SJ Whatley.

He has recently ranked number 3 on [[Virgil's 4]].

Recently, he was permabanned by [[Drink]], because Drink thought that he was mocking the death of a board members friend through a sockpuppet. Said sockpuppet had a matching IP according to [[Schide]].

He is really missed, perhaps not literaly, but ''esteticaly''

== Naughty Bits ==
Come Summer, Mess will show his [[naughty bits]]. This will be a highly anticipated event. The peoples who are waiting for his [[naughty bits]] include but are not limited to:
*[[Virgie]]
*[[Louise]]
*[[Sam]]
*[[Mechanical Bird]]
*[[Bunnyofdoom]]
*[[Virgil]]

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