Supernaut

From Superdickery

Supernaut is a Bisexual and Asperific sexual deviant with nothing better to do than to post on the boards. He's generally happy, and will maim you whether he likes you or not. His weapon of choice is a Klingon bat'leth, but is known to use human weapons. He's friends with Bdsproductions. He is currently in a pseudo-relationship at the moment.

Superhero Profile

• Superhero name: Supernaut
• Real Name: IT'S A SECRET IDENTITY FOR A REASON!
• Powers: He can hump faster than the speed of sound, and has access to many a disturbing picture to scare away foes.
• Sidekick: A regenerating Prinny named Sexybeak.

Trivial triviality

• Named his cat after the cat in Penny Arcade.
• Has a man-crush on BDS.
• Is a Trekkie, though dislikes Enterprise.
• Is a fan of Freakazoid!, quite possibly the best cartoon Steven Spielberg directed.
• Has many a relatively disturbing fetish.
• His sanity fluctuates on whether or no he's taken his drugifications.
• Likes to add extra suffixes to words to sound fanciful. Example: Fanciful.
• Tends to spend more time in Superdickery Chat than on the boards.