PsychosesMan

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A resident of Rockville, Maryland, "Psy" is the four-time winner of the nonexistent World's Best Satan award, awarded by an exclusive committee of imp minions and other Satans (all of which are ALSO nonexistent). Psy plays D&D and is the designer of the logo for Pen and Paper Parlay, TSI's D&D-focused spinoff forum. Needs to remember to take his meds. As of the 5th of July, he has left the board again. It's unknown if it will stick this time.

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Superhero identity: PsychoticWomanSyndrome AKA PWS (because he can\'t fucking spell PMS).

Aliases: Psy, PsyMan, PM

Secret identity: Richard Cheney.

Secret hideout: A tiny underground apartment with broadband internet access deep in my mother\'s ass.

Education:

- School, lots of self-taught computer skills.

Powers and abilities:

- Able to emit abstract concepts and/or emotions in the form of rays. Also, otherkin.

- Skilled with computer software and hardware. This is true.

Weaknesses:

- Intense and irrational hatred of Apple\'s due to their ability to remind him he isn\'t REALLY man.

- Will slit wrists unless constantly masturbated by so called field.

- Transforms into the repugnant, irrational, and antagonistic EmoNerd if psychiatric meds are not taken regularly (which they aren\'t).

Plot development: - Absolutely NO FUCKING CLICHE ANGST about the EmoNerd alter-ego. I mean it.

Also a confirmed emo faggot with a desperate need for drugs in order to keep him from becoming an hero to us all, PsychosesMan likes to pretend he has friends only because he\'s too fucking pathetic for any real life ones.