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| - | It is also the name of a somewhat hot, [[Dutch]] [[forum member]]. He clearly lacks any sense of humor because he doesn't like [[Mitch Hedberg]], much like many other people, who find him to be a lame version of Steven Wright. He also runs a webcomic, which can be found at [http://www.lekkerjaap.nl Lekkerjaap.nl], but currently it is only in Dutch.
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| - | Mess was once bitten hard in the arm by a [[rainbow goth]] for no real reason. The scar is gone now, though.
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| - | But since he gave her his permission to bite him, we can safely assume he is into this kind of stuff.
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| - | He was banned for posting a picture of a vagina, but nothing can hold down Jaap, he returned with a new name during [[Superdickery civil war]], and was mistaken by [[bdsproductions]] for [[SJ Whatley]], the confrontation was in some respects "The Final Battle" of the Superdickery civil war. It went on with childish named calling, usually involving the word "Dick" until Kris pointed out to bds he was Jaap, not SJ Whatley.
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| - | He has recently ranked number 3 on [[Virgil's 4]].
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| - | Recently, he was permabanned by [[Drink]], mistakenly believed to have mocked the death of a board members friend through a puppet account. No one cares if this is true because it's funnier the other way. I know I don't!
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| - | He is not really missed.
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| - | He is also featured in [[bdsproductions]] [[Les Dickery]] as the primary antagonist.
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| - | == Naughty Bits ==
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| - | Come Summer, Mess will show his [[naughty bits]]. This will be a highly anticipated event. The peoples who are waiting for his [[naughty bits]] include but are not limited to:
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| - | *[[Virgie]]
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| - | *[[Louise]]
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| - | *[[Sam]]
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| - | *[[Mechanical Bird]]
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| - | *[[Bunnyofdoom]]
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| - | *[[Virgil]]
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Revision as of 06:19, 4 July 2007
mess more like DRESS
because he wears a DRESS
