Justice League Internet

From Superdickery

Current revision as of 16:09, 30 May 2007

Formed in order to avenge the dishonor of Eegriega by her stupid ex-boyfriend. Spent a brief period fighting with Pinky's supervillain team over recruiting members, before the two teamed up in the face of the larger threat of boyfrienddickery. Pinky's (as of yet unnamed) team is now considered part of the JLI, although they may turn on the heroes at the drop of a hat.

Named by HotAndCold after a brief stint (i.e., about ten minutes) as the Bay Area Defenders.

Allied with the Cult of Blue Beetle, mostly due to all four members of said cult being early members. Eegy's boyfriend has officially been named the Anti-Beetle, giving the team a much-needed religious element.

All members are warned that their ideas may well be stolen by Doctor Sneeze.

Method of transportation: the A-Team van.

Founding members: anakngdmonyo and wonderfish.

Members and powers

wonderfish: thread derailment

anakngdmonyo: unpronouncable name which confuses and distracts enemies.

Doctor Sneeze: mad science. Inventions may explode unpredictably. In a slight feud with Josie, as plants aggravate his allergies.

RadiationHazard: getaway driving, radioactivity, and bearhugs

Josie: guns and being a smokin' green hottie

Captain awesome AKA Threepwood: lame puns and human shielding. Also requisite speedster and often has Mr. T. Delusions

Pinky: supervillainy and pie

HotAndCold: distraction

DarkGob: psychological weapon. Also may not yet be aware that he has been recruited.

Booster Gold: being Booster Gold

Mr. T: lives in the van. We're not sure if he's real, or just Threep wearing a mask.

Hawthorne: drawing, punching, knows the lyrics to Rocky Raccoon

Cthulhu: pedantic correction, lockpicking, and ability to be used as a blunt weapon.

clarkie: brought energy bars

Skeets: server and mini-Oracle

Ykari: stabbing

Jack Cain: Is dragon, has swords, can teleport.

PsychosesMan: able to emit various types of abstract-concept and emotion rays at will

Guitar Playing Lad: has a really great name, as well as a history of protecting Eegy's virtue and general berserkitude

The Goddamn: sneaky, and also keeps trying to entice people out of the JLI

bdsproductions: uses long sentences

Eegriega: promises she'll tell us eventually, but generally being cute and awesome

GomezAndMorticiaForever: has a fake lightsaber. Can also power a lightbulb with his teeth, like Uncle Fester.

Mr. Scrod AKA Dorkseid: general sliminess. Suspects from his lack of affect that he may be invisible/inaudible.

Reserve members:

Linkara: hugs

Missions

Mission 1: A creepy guy on another forum was stalking Sota The JLI moved swiftly and PM and publically insulted him. A near distater happened when about idiot found Threep's picture and posted it, but Threep used his manwhore powers, and showed that he was superior to both the idiots. VICTORY TO THE JLI!