Josie
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Fianceé of Ben/Bizarre, who proposed in January of 2008. | Fianceé of Ben/Bizarre, who proposed in January of 2008. | ||
| - | However, Josie is NO LONGER in several lesbionic relationships with the board females, as contractually obliged by the Navy. She and [[Minnesota President]] <s>recently<s>NEVER had a baby, named Prophecy Sempervivium President. And we were visited by her ALLEGED daughter with Wonderfish, a time-traveler from the future named Waterlily. | + | However, Josie is NO LONGER in several lesbionic relationships with the board females, as contractually obliged by the Navy. She and [[Minnesota President]] <s>recently</s>NEVER had a baby, named Prophecy Sempervivium President. And we were visited by her ALLEGED daughter with Wonderfish, a time-traveler from the future named Waterlily. |
Don't ask, don't tell. | Don't ask, don't tell. | ||
Current revision as of 10:42, 13 May 2008
Josie is a super awesome chick, who is complete rock!
She's very attractive, due to her nature as a Succubus.
Her e-lipgloss tastes like e-cherries. Supposedly.
Currently engaged to Bizarre, and at Basic Training for the Navy. For how long, no-one knows.
Likes: Guns, Chevrolets, country music, gardening, Bizarre.
Dislikes: Waking before noon, sunlight, liberals, Naval Basic Training.
Superhero Profile
Superhero Name: Josie
Secret Identity: Josie. Wow do I suck at secret identities, I'm pretty much Green Arrow here, except, you know, not a filthy socialist.
Age: 24
Superpowers: Gun-wielding maniac isn't really a superpower... hmm... My other powers include photosynthesis, talking to trees, and knowledge of botanical Latin, which is useful all the time, I'm sure.
Education: "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION! .... WE DON'T NEED YOUR THOUGHT-CONTROL!" And I know the hidden location of Ye Olde Big Hat, Vaguely Vintage Fetishwear, and Ammunition Shoppe.
Plot development: Believes in sexually harrassing teammates.
Relationships
Fianceé of Ben/Bizarre, who proposed in January of 2008.
However, Josie is NO LONGER in several lesbionic relationships with the board females, as contractually obliged by the Navy. She and Minnesota President recentlyNEVER had a baby, named Prophecy Sempervivium President. And we were visited by her ALLEGED daughter with Wonderfish, a time-traveler from the future named Waterlily.
Don't ask, don't tell.
