Guitar Playing Lad
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Current revision as of 10:48, 7 September 2010
A forum member, known for being Finnish and a rather glum one at that. At the age of 27, he is also one of the forums older members. When he first came to the Superdickery Forums, GPL was hated by almost everyone, but he later worked his way to become more tolerated. Some people still find him annoying, because he is chronically depressed and a whiny bitch who writes annoyingly long posts. Also, his constant babbling about Finland pisses of Mess to no end, since Mess believes Finland doesn't exist except in GPL's imagination. Lately he's been a little less whiny about how his own life sucks and concentrated on whining about how some other board members suck and being generally a snarky bastard. Obviously this type of whininess is no less annoying.
GPL is hopelessly in love with Eegriega, which mostly shows in his tendency to go berserk whenever someone says something even remotely offensive to her. He also once made a secret Society around this symptom, which he named "The (Brotherhood of) Protectors of Eegriega's Virtue". He was essentially the only member.
GPL used to study business in a college, but recently dropped out after realising he wouldn't graduate. Now he's looking to get to University instead to study English or History or something. He would like to write for living or something. He currently very uncertain about everything in real life. Or something.
Guitar Playing Lad's username is a pun based on all kinds of Lads on superhero comics (especially the Matter Eating Lad) and his hobby of playing a guitar. In The S.U.T.M. game, GPL goes by the name The Wandering Minstrel.
Virgil has claimed that GPL is the second most attractive male member on the SD forums.
Personal Details:
Real Name: Lisa
Birthday: February 19th 1980 BC
Height: 6' (184cm)
Weight: 152 lbs. (69kg)
Eyes: Dark-Blue
Hair: Dark-Brown with few natural lighter stripes. Also, according to his mother, he has few greys.
Hobbies: Playing Guitar, Playing Floorball, Listening to Music, Singing at Karaoke, Reading, Glummying.
Superhero Profile:
Superhero Name: Guitar Playing Lad
Secret Identity: Visa Toivonen - a mild mannered nobody
Age: 27
Superpowers: Really Fucked Up. Berserk tendencies.
Education:
- Being a punchingback in Junior High increased my pain withstanding abilities immensely.
- Took a self defense course in High school to avoid being used as a punching bag any further.
- Self studied withstanding pain during an emo phase in my life. Became quite good in it, especially invulnerable to slashing melee weapons.
- Spent 5+3 months studying criminal mind in the English West Midlands (the minds of the local people you know - they're all crooks).
Significant Work Experience
- The founding member and Grandmaster of the late Brotherhood of the Protectors of Eegriegas Virtue. A lot of experience in beating up and threatening creepy people in this duty (links can be provided by request with a certain delay (takes a lot of time to find those old things)).
Other personality traits:
Positive:
- Completely paranoid (thinks the world is out to get him) and doesn’t trust almost anyone.
- Loves Eeg enough to be willing to do anything for her. Really, anything.
- Is known to go ballistic whenever someone offends/harasses/teases Eegriega.
- Being Finnish, is able stand extreme temperatures (hot as in sauna, cold as February in Lappland) very well.
- Creative swearing skills
- Good in Trivial Pursuit board game (knows a lot of useless trivia)
Negative:
- Unfortunately completely useless against lesbian harrassers of Eeg.
- Gets depressed easily
- Spontaneus alcoholicism
- Has very little useful information
Plot development: Paranoia and Split personality: Incredible Bullshitting Man
Fun Facts:
- Guitar Playing Lad can live for up to a week without a head.
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Guitar Playing Lad.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Guitar Playing Lad has 7.
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten GPL.
