Jack Cain

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[http://s8.invisionfree.com/Superdickery_Forum/index.php?showuser=210 Jack Cain], he may or may not be [[Loki]], Dragon God of Chaos. Is familiar with no one <s>and mostly goes unoticed and/or ignored on the boards.</s>
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[http://s8.invisionfree.com/Superdickery_Forum/index.php?showuser=210 Jack Cain] is the official pariah of the boards, and rightfully so.
==History==
==History==
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A fairly new member, initialy not mauled or mocked heavily due to quiet temperment, he was repremaned severely for emoticon abuse.
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A fairly new member, initially not mauled or mocked heavily due to quiet temperament, he was remanded severely for emoticon abuse.
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Has since re-earned his emoticon privilages when due to [[DarkGob]]'s infamous "I'm retconning you" comment, he was allowed to use the [[Owned]] emoticon.
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Has since re-earned his emoticon privileges when due to [[DarkGob]]'s infamous "I'm retconning you" comment, he was allowed to use the [[Owned]] emoticon.
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He had an epic battle with DarkGob which spanned 2 days.  DarkGob found the whole thing mostly amusing, while jack was considerably less amused.  After much convincing (with Schide finally stepping in and bringing order to chaos), Jack let the matter drop.
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He had an epic battle with DarkGob which spanned 2 days.  DarkGob found the whole thing mostly amusing, while jack was considerably less amused.  After much convincing (with [[Schide]] finally stepping in and bringing order to chaos), Jack let the matter drop.
Also once drew the wrath of [[Bizarre]] by insulting [[Ykari]]. You know he did something wrong to piss off a guy as nice as Bizarre.
Also once drew the wrath of [[Bizarre]] by insulting [[Ykari]]. You know he did something wrong to piss off a guy as nice as Bizarre.
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It is also very important to remember that he is only serious 20% of the time, and not serious 80% of the time.
It is also very important to remember that he is only serious 20% of the time, and not serious 80% of the time.
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==Trivia==
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Believes that [[The Great Clusterfuck Of November 2007]] would bring about the end of Superdickery. Then believed that it would not bring about the end of Superdickery by bringing about the end of Superdickery, or something.
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*May or may not be this dimention`s verion of Loki, as he claims to be "Loki, Dragon God of Chaos".
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**Although Loki himself disputes this.
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Threatened to give himself a drunken circumcision at home in November 2008.
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*Superdickery`s official Nightcrawler fanboy.
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**Also a fanboy of Smash Mouth, Bruce Campbell and Amalgam Comics.
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==Superhero Profile==
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*Is member number 210.
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Superhero Name: Jack Cain
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*Can [[ownage|pwn]] any Superdickery member in a game of Magic: The Gathering.
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**Can also pwn any Superdickery member at Tex-Mex cooking.
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Real Name: Nathan Saucier
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***Neither of these have been proven as of May 2007, but he will back up these claims if anyone is up to it.
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*Has horrible spelling due to dadaism being his primary language.
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Age: 21
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*Lives eerily close to where Virgil used to live.
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Powers: Can teleport, is a dragon. Also has swords.
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Education: Homeschool and ongoing self education.
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Significant Work Experience:
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-Many chores and odd jobs, I'm the perfect extra pair of hands for any task.
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-And also I am practiced in event organization.
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Other posititve personality traits:
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-Clever, tenatious, durable.
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-Completely insane.
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Current revision as of 20:47, 18 November 2008

Jack Cain is the official pariah of the boards, and rightfully so.

History

A fairly new member, initially not mauled or mocked heavily due to quiet temperament, he was remanded severely for emoticon abuse.

Has since re-earned his emoticon privileges when due to DarkGob's infamous "I'm retconning you" comment, he was allowed to use the Owned emoticon.

He had an epic battle with DarkGob which spanned 2 days. DarkGob found the whole thing mostly amusing, while jack was considerably less amused. After much convincing (with Schide finally stepping in and bringing order to chaos), Jack let the matter drop.

Also once drew the wrath of Bizarre by insulting Ykari. You know he did something wrong to piss off a guy as nice as Bizarre.

It is also very important to remember that he is only serious 20% of the time, and not serious 80% of the time.

Believes that The Great Clusterfuck Of November 2007 would bring about the end of Superdickery. Then believed that it would not bring about the end of Superdickery by bringing about the end of Superdickery, or something.

Threatened to give himself a drunken circumcision at home in November 2008.

Superhero Profile

Superhero Name: Jack Cain

Real Name: Nathan Saucier

Age: 21

Powers: Can teleport, is a dragon. Also has swords.

Education: Homeschool and ongoing self education.

Significant Work Experience:

-Many chores and odd jobs, I'm the perfect extra pair of hands for any task.

-And also I am practiced in event organization.

Other posititve personality traits:

-Clever, tenatious, durable.

-Completely insane.

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