http://72.14.177.54/Superdickery/?title=Maritime_Man&action=history Revision history for this page on the wiki en MediaWiki 1.15.1 Mon, 28 Sep 2026 22:00:32 GMT http://72.14.177.54/Superdickery/?title=Maritime_Man&diff=1818&oldid=prev <p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Maritime Man is the alias of [[Drink]] in [[S.U.T.M.]], as well as his favorite sockpuppet.<br /> <br /> == Description ==<br /> <br /> ''Known Aliases: Drink, ineedadrink, Deadshot''<br /> <br /> He can drink. And kinda fish. Kinda dig into mines. He's, well...He's Maritime Man.<br /> <br /> == Powers ==<br /> <br /> He can...Drink? Mine for coal? Christ, he has no powers! Well, he's kinda inventive...<br /> <br /> == Origin ==<br /> <br /> An agent had been stationed in the Maritimes for about a year, for a reason everyone has forgotten about. Oh well. Anyways, he then got an order to search for recruits. Seeing no one really extraordinary, he went with Maritime Man.<br /> <br /> ==Weaknesses==<br /> <br /> If Booze or whores are within sight, Maritime Man will compromise the mission to get these things. Also, he tends to be awfully lazy, as all Welfare abusing Maritimers are. Some of the spontaneous plans he thinks of are not very well thought out either.<br /> <br /> == Reason for the name ==<br /> <br /> Drink has an insane fetish for his Maritime Man sockpuppet. Easier to just use what was already there, than to think of a new name.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:S.U.T.M.]][[Category:Organization Members]]</div> Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:06:33 GMT Doctor Sneeze http://72.14.177.54/Superdickery/Talk:Maritime_Man