SJ Whatley - Revision history

VanMorrissey at 01:06, 21 June 2009

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-	'''~~Samuel James Whatley~~''' is a frequent [[poster]] on the [[Superdickery forums]], and currently thirteen years old. He joined when he was twelve. Some forum members insist that he is still twelve, and will always be twelve.	+	'''Sam''' is a frequent [[poster]] on the [[Superdickery forums]], and currently thirteen years old. He joined when he was twelve. Some forum members insist that he is still twelve, and will always be twelve.

	He talks about [[masturbation]] most of the time and complains a lot, usually about supposed [[racism]] or his inability to lose weight and get rid of his [[moobs]]. He is a fucking little prick who enjoys laughing at other peoples misery		He talks about [[masturbation]] most of the time and complains a lot, usually about supposed [[racism]] or his inability to lose weight and get rid of his [[moobs]]. He is a fucking little prick who enjoys laughing at other peoples misery

Scott at 04:06, 2 December 2007

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Admin at 02:57, 24 May 2007

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	'''Samuel James Whatley''' is a frequent [[poster]] on the [[Superdickery forums]], and currently thirteen years old. He joined when he was twelve. Some forum members insist that he is still twelve, and will always be twelve.		'''Samuel James Whatley''' is a frequent [[poster]] on the [[Superdickery forums]], and currently thirteen years old. He joined when he was twelve. Some forum members insist that he is still twelve, and will always be twelve.

-	He talks about [[masturbation]] most of the time and complains a lot, usually about supposed [[racism]] or his inability to lose weight and get rid of his [[moobs]]. He is a fucking little ~~pric~~ who enjoys laughing at other peoples misery	+	He talks about [[masturbation]] most of the time and complains a lot, usually about supposed [[racism]] or his inability to lose weight and get rid of his [[moobs]]. He is a fucking little prick who enjoys laughing at other peoples misery

	He at one time thought he had a vestigial vagina, but (by some mircacle) lost weight and realized it was a misplaced lump of fat. Sam will forever be remembered as having a "Fatgina".		He at one time thought he had a vestigial vagina, but (by some mircacle) lost weight and realized it was a misplaced lump of fat. Sam will forever be remembered as having a "Fatgina".

Doctor Sneeze at 11:17, 20 April 2007

2007-04-20T11:17:10Z

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'''Samuel James Whatley''' is a frequent [[poster]] on the [[Superdickery forums]], and currently thirteen years old. He joined when he was twelve. Some forum members insist that he is still twelve, and will always be twelve.

He talks about [[masturbation]] most of the time and complains a lot, usually about supposed [[racism]] or his inability to lose weight and get rid of his [[moobs]]. He is a fucking little pric who enjoys laughing at other peoples misery

He at one time thought he had a vestigial vagina, but (by some mircacle) lost weight and realized it was a misplaced lump of fat. Sam will forever be remembered as having a "Fatgina".

He stuck a [[toy shark]] up his [[ass]], in the hopes it would let him perform [[anal]] [[masturbation]]. This lead to the nickname [[Sharkboy]], which [[Mechanical Bird]] sometimes forces him to use. In trade, she will at times change her name to [[Lava Girl]] by his request. This is a reference to the [[God]]-awful [[Robert Rodriguez]] [[film]] '''The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D''', based on his mentally deranged [[child]]'s nightmares.

Some say he looks like a younger [[Bunnyofdoom]] but it is not true for BoD does not have a mangina made out of fat.

He is rumored to have a homosexual relationship with [[Torrent]], and totali luvz [[Mechanical Bird | Mechabird]] 4 evr n evr. <333

Recently, he has taken to moping about some girl named [[Christina]], who apparently dumped him or something stupid like that. Most of the chat users think he's better off without her, since she appears to be a massively stupid [[bitch]], but Sam insists that she was nicer when they were on good terms. Sam really needs to get the fuck over it.

During [[Superdickery civil war]] he posted a thread dealing with humiliating comics about [[Ykari]], enraging fellow posters, making the situation even WORSE.

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