Green Lantern - Revision history

HotAndCold: Anybody who hates Alan Scott clearly lacks taste. Clearly.

2007-05-24T03:13:12Z

Anybody who hates Alan Scott clearly lacks taste. Clearly.

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	'''Green Lantern''' refers to many heroes in the [[DC Universe]]. They all wear green clothes and have rings. They like lanterns too, apparently.		'''Green Lantern''' refers to many heroes in the [[DC Universe]]. They all wear green clothes and have rings. They like lanterns too, apparently.

-	One Green Lantern is [[John Stewart]], who is the best Green Lantern, because he is one of the few who has an actual human personality, other than being an asshole and punching a bunch of things. Another Green Lantern, [[Kyle Rayner]], is an artist. [[The Pez]] and [[Virgil]] think he is hot. The most popular Lantern (for no reason at all) is [[Hal Jordan]]. He's a jerk and he punches people a lot. He's best buddies with [[Green Arrow]]. Yet another is [[Guy Gardner]], who is an even bigger jerk than Hal Jordan, but we love him anyway (especially [[Hawthorne]]). And then there's [[G'nort]], a dog thing. There's a whole Green Lantern Corps, which is like an army of Green Lanterns. One Green Lantern who is not part of the Corps is [[Alan Scott]], an old guy ~~everyone hates for no reason~~. There are a bunch more Green Lanterns, including this hot pink chick and an anti-social Planet.	+	One Green Lantern is [[John Stewart]], who is the best Green Lantern, because he is one of the few who has an actual human personality, other than being an asshole and punching a bunch of things. Another Green Lantern, [[Kyle Rayner]], is an artist. [[The Pez]] and [[Virgil]] think he is hot. The most popular Lantern (for no reason at all) is [[Hal Jordan]]. He's a jerk and he punches people a lot. He's best buddies with [[Green Arrow]]. Yet another is [[Guy Gardner]], who is an even bigger jerk than Hal Jordan, but we love him anyway (especially [[Hawthorne]]). And then there's [[G'nort]], a dog thing. There's a whole Green Lantern Corps, which is like an army of Green Lanterns. One Green Lantern who is not part of the Corps is [[Alan Scott]], an old guy who is totally awesome. There are a bunch more Green Lanterns, including this hot pink chick and an anti-social Planet.

	It is a well known fact that without their rings, Green Lanterns are powerless. Except from the waist down.		It is a well known fact that without their rings, Green Lanterns are powerless. Except from the waist down.

Teamdudette at 02:51, 24 May 2007

2007-05-24T02:51:16Z

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	[[Category: Green Lanterns\|*]]		[[Category: Green Lanterns\|*]]
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Teamdudette at 02:20, 24 May 2007

2007-05-24T02:20:52Z

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	'''Green Lantern''' refers to many heroes in the [[DC Universe]]. They all wear green clothes and have rings. They like lanterns too, apparently.		'''Green Lantern''' refers to many heroes in the [[DC Universe]]. They all wear green clothes and have rings. They like lanterns too, apparently.

-	One Green Lantern is [[John Stewart]], who is the best Green Lantern, because he is one of the few who has an actual human personality, other than being an asshole and punching a bunch of things. Another Green Lantern, [[Kyle Rayner]], is an artist. [[The Pez]] and [[Virgil]] think he is hot. The most popular Lantern (for no reason at all) is [[Hal Jordan]]. He's a jerk and he punches people a lot. He's best buddies with [[Green Arrow]]. Yet another is [[Guy Gardner]], who is an even bigger jerk than Hal Jordan, but we love him anyway. And then there's [[G'nort]], a dog thing. There's a whole Green Lantern Corps, which is like an army of Green Lanterns. One Green Lantern who is not part of the Corps is [[Alan Scott]], an old guy everyone hates for no reason. There are a bunch more Green Lanterns, including this hot pink chick and an anti-social Planet.	+	One Green Lantern is [[John Stewart]], who is the best Green Lantern, because he is one of the few who has an actual human personality, other than being an asshole and punching a bunch of things. Another Green Lantern, [[Kyle Rayner]], is an artist. [[The Pez]] and [[Virgil]] think he is hot. The most popular Lantern (for no reason at all) is [[Hal Jordan]]. He's a jerk and he punches people a lot. He's best buddies with [[Green Arrow]]. Yet another is [[Guy Gardner]], who is an even bigger jerk than Hal Jordan, but we love him anyway (especially [[Hawthorne]]). And then there's [[G'nort]], a dog thing. There's a whole Green Lantern Corps, which is like an army of Green Lanterns. One Green Lantern who is not part of the Corps is [[Alan Scott]], an old guy everyone hates for no reason. There are a bunch more Green Lanterns, including this hot pink chick and an anti-social Planet.

	It is a well known fact that without their rings, Green Lanterns are powerless. Except from the waist down.		It is a well known fact that without their rings, Green Lanterns are powerless. Except from the waist down.

	[[Category: Green Lanterns\|*]]		[[Category: Green Lanterns\|*]]

Admin at 01:46, 30 October 2006

2006-10-30T01:46:59Z

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'''Green Lantern''' refers to many heroes in the [[DC Universe]]. They all wear green clothes and have rings. They like lanterns too, apparently.

One Green Lantern is [[John Stewart]], who is the best Green Lantern, because he is one of the few who has an actual human personality, other than being an asshole and punching a bunch of things. Another Green Lantern, [[Kyle Rayner]], is an artist. [[The Pez]] and [[Virgil]] think he is hot. The most popular Lantern (for no reason at all) is [[Hal Jordan]]. He's a jerk and he punches people a lot. He's best buddies with [[Green Arrow]]. Yet another is [[Guy Gardner]], who is an even bigger jerk than Hal Jordan, but we love him anyway. And then there's [[G'nort]], a dog thing. There's a whole Green Lantern Corps, which is like an army of Green Lanterns. One Green Lantern who is not part of the Corps is [[Alan Scott]], an old guy everyone hates for no reason. There are a bunch more Green Lanterns, including this hot pink chick and an anti-social Planet.

It is a well known fact that without their rings, Green Lanterns are powerless. Except from the waist down.

[[Category: Green Lanterns|*]]