Russkies

From Speakeasy

Russkie land is a giant fucked up country millions of miles wide.

Great Russkies

Lenin

Trotsky

Typical Russkie people

The men are all closet homosexuals and most of the women are prostitutes. The Russkie diet is 90% Vodka and 10% potatoes. They are Mongoloid and Nordic. They all love figure skating and have terrible taste in music (see: Philip Kirkorov. They wear furry dead things in winter. With summer comes the roadkill harvesting season where they pick up toads, birds and sometimes bears which are run over by trucks hauling Chinese counterfeit goods across Siberia.