George Costanza

From Speakeasy

Stud of Speakeasy! This hunk is hereby declared an official stud of Speakeasy, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto.* (Note: There are no rights or privileges.)

Quotes

"Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews! Ah, the Jews hate grass. They always have, they always will." - George Costanza

See also

Cosmocreator George Costanza!