Mojo philter

From Speakeasy

Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from Sunnyvale in the heart of the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine. In 2001 a fresh-faced young mojo was kicked off the first Internet Forum he ever joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, asking an innocent question about jews. Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are such an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat,(Neotoma floridana smalli) it has been a process of 'rising in the light' ever since.