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Mazdak and Donkey

Camel — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:59:09 GMT

Camel: Hybrid

== Official Party Line ==

a great hero and adherent to Julian Leeism who was betrayed by the jews of the Speakeasy and has since concentrated on making the Phora a great place. eight eight.

== Alternative History ==

As a teenager Mazdak lost his virginity in a most traumatic way that turned him against pussy forever. Now as the leader of the online homosexual Stalinist movement he has found an outlet to get the word out about the evils of the clitoris and the greatness of Kim Sung Il. He is of Hispanic extraction, but claims to be a freckled Irish boy. After frequently posting for a time in late 2005, he abandoned the Speakeasy and fled to the Phora where misogyny and 'edited' were considered the norm.

Not too long ago Mazdak returned to the Speakeasy. He brought with him photographs which he used to blackmail Niccolo into giving up his donkey. After a handful of posts, Mazdak learned that his Homosexual Stalinism wasn't going to take root at Speakeasy. He abandoned the donkey to starve and returned to the teenage '---- ---' known as the Phora.

Mazdak and Donkey

Camel — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:58:28 GMT

Camel:

== Official Party Line

a great hero and adherent to Julian Leeism who was betrayed by the jews of the Speakeasy and has since concentrated on making the Phora a great place. eight eight.

== Alternative History

As a teenager Mazdak lost his virginity in a most traumatic way that turned him against pussy forever. Now as the leader of the online homosexual Stalinist movement he has found an outlet to get the word out about the evils of the clitoris and the greatness of Kim Sung Il. He is of Hispanic extraction, but claims to be a freckled Irish boy. After frequently posting for a time in late 2005, he abandoned the Speakeasy and fled to the Phora where misogyny and 'edited' were considered the norm.

Not too long ago Mazdak returned to the Speakeasy. He brought with him photographs which he used to blackmail Niccolo into giving up his donkey. After a handful of posts, Mazdak learned that his Homosexual Stalinism wasn't going to take root at Speakeasy. He abandoned the donkey to starve and returned to the teenage '---- ---' known as the Phora.

Misc

Camel — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:48:43 GMT

Camel:

* [[14 Words]]
* [[Aryan Turk]]
* [[Bactrian two-humper abominations]]
* [[Balkback]]
* [[black moose cock]]
* [[Bongo Storm]]
* [[Buttlicking Butler]]
* [[Catholicism]]
* [[Fap]]
* [[Female fap]]
* [[Fox News]]
* [[Freemasonry]]
* [[Jungle Fever]]
* [[Kikeflatulence]]
* [[Kramergate]]
* [[Metroѕеxuals]]
* [[NATO]]
* [[Nogspolitation]]
* [[politics]]
* [[Sexual education films]]
* [[The Jerry Springer Show]]
* [[Watermelon Hat]]

Tamaranyc

Camel — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 20:37:58 GMT

Camel:

Yet another Internet troll. But anorexic. It brings new meaning to the phrase "don't feed the troll".

Tamaranyc

Camel — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 19:54:36 GMT

Camel:

Yet another member of the [[Brandon_Orr]] sock puppet menagerie.

Camel

Camel — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:09:32 GMT

Camel:

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The mange-free, sexier half of the dynamic, desert duo known as [[Ahmed and Camel]].

Perhaps the least funny running joke on the Speakeasy.

Jackson

Camel — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 00:09:42 GMT

Camel:

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Jacksoninthevalley is the great-great-grandnephew of [[Mahalia Jackson]]. He lives in a remote valley in West Virginia, because he has never been able to successfully live his ancestry down.
Jackson has always wanted to be an, old, wise man. At the age of six, he began smoking a pipe. At the age of fifteen, he joined armed forces, and served with distinction as a desk clerk for General [[John Singlaub.]] Here, he met [[Todd Brendan Fahey]], and the two young men discovered their love of trangendered Asian hookers together. Unlike Fahey, Jackson has shamelessly declared his undying love for his former Asian shemale lovers, frequently posting their pictures on the [[Speakeasy]].
Jackson is currently married to a woman of Mongol-German extraction. Rumor has it that she too is a lady-boy, but Jackon's Masonic Lodge connections are extensive enough to cover this up.
Jackson enjoys drinking, posting and being his town's last surviving Ku Klux Klansman.

'''The Illustrious Ancestry of Andy Bernard Otis C. Jackson.'''

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Senor Jackson Sr. meeting with Colonel Sanders and Ray Croc at the lodge in White Sulphur Springs where he met Jackson's mother. Which makes this geneology highly uncertain. One would be hard pressed to find a family tree with more legal records of paternity disputes. However, what would ordinarily be hopeless obscurity is dispelled by an equally astonishing circumstance: the extreme consaguinity that has characterized the Jackson clan. Indeed, so closely related are all his putative ancestors, that we can be quite certain of his descent from these Ilustrious personages.

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This image, used as the Baphomet in the local lodge, is in fact the likeness of the famous Ivory Coast Warlord Tiglathpilesar C. Jackson. He was born of a pretended Englishmen who traced his ancestry to Pul, Ahab, Herod, Nero, and the founders of the Great Zimbabwe. His mother, a proud slave girl with an enormous lip-plate was the bastard daughter of a Madagascaran royal princess and a Cornish pirate.

Tiglathpilesar's father was a slaver, and brought the family to Virginia.

He was forced to flee to the hills however, because at the height of the English Civil war, the good burgesses of Virginia had no use for negro puritan agitators or their strange dealings with Hispaniolan convicts.

There the family remained in isolation, and there are very few records of marriages outside the family, except with some Croatoan (Croatian/indian hybrids) and escaped slaves.

Indeed, the ancestral home was immortalized in Harriet Beecher Stowe's ''Uncle Tom's Cabin'':

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This woman provided fresh white blood to the declining Jackson race. Harriet Beecher Stowe never came out of the closet, like many moralizing abolitionist women, she had a secret passion for Jewish southerners.

While working in the Underground Railroad, she happened to sojourn there with Sojourner Truth. Judah Benjamin, race mixing fanatic that he was, visited the Cabin,

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He and Harriet had a child, a direct ancestor of Senor Jackson. In order to cover up this affair however, the Jackson family was entrusted with the child at the outbreak of the Civil War. Benjamin and Stowe's reputations were on the the line: they had the Jackson family rounded up and sent to Andersonville:

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Wirz took pity on the family after the nearly mortal shock they received in undergoing "delousing."

He took the sisters Jemimah and Ida, and a Chinese slave girl (direct ancestor of Jackson's old girlfriend) as concubines. At the end of the civil war, when liberation came, they returned to their mountain home, finally with enough white blood to pass themselves off as the Scotch Irish Patriots they had always claimed to be to their incredulous neighbors.

Since then they established a flourishing coal-mining concern, contriving to cause landslides wherever colonies of Papists could be found. They made a fortune backing Colonel Sanders and Ray Croc, who may or may not be closely related to the current Jackson Patriach.

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==Jackson's Weekend Date==

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Edana

Camel — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:46:08 GMT

Camel:

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Edana is a moderately attractive, tech school trained, sexually perverted Canadian. Known for her far left views on sexual morality, Edana is most famous for pwning half the forum by posting a gay bunny picture (See the [[Bunny Pic Incident]]) to which most of the clueless heterosexual males on speakeasy "[[fap|fapped]]", before they found out it was, in fact, only a picture of a "shaved twink in a bunny suit"

Edana has been MIA since the first hacker attack shut down of the SpeakEasy forums. It is widely assumed she has migrated to other internet forums, most specifically Moot StormFront.

==Current Known Assosiciates==
* [[Brandon Orr]]

Edana

Camel — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:45:27 GMT

Camel:

{{Template:Chronic masturbator}}

Edana is a moderately attractive, tech school trained, sexually perverted Canadian. Known for her far left views on sexual morality, Edana is most famous for pwning half the forum by posting a gay bunny picture (See the [[Bunny Pic Incident]]) to which most of the clueless heterosexual males on speakeasy "[[fap|fapped]]", before they found out it was, in fact, only a picture of a "shaved twink in a bunny suit"

Edana has since gone MIA post the first hacker attack shut down of the SpeakEasy forums. It is widely assumed she has migrated to other internet forums, most specifically Moot StormFront.

==Current Known Assosiciates==
* [[Brandon Orr]]

Camel

Camel — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:57:12 GMT

Camel:

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The mange-free, sexier half of the dynamic, desert duo known as [[Ahmed and Camel]].

Bactrian two-humper abominations

Camel — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:54:00 GMT

Camel:

The dregs of the Camelid gene pool. [[Ahmed and Camel]] went missing soon after [[Camel]] became infatuated with a Batrian two-humper abomination at the local shopping mall.

Ahmed and Camel

Camel — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:52:30 GMT

Camel:

Ahmed and [[Camel]] is a part-time Muslim from a wealthy family in Detroit. He became a Muslim when his parents gave him a Koran and towel for his thirtieth birthday. Ever since then, his parent's loving gift has never left his head.

Ahmed is single; he has never had a great deal of sucess with women. This is largely due to the fact that he keeps a camel in his bedroom. The camel is very faithful, has no vices, and always accompanies him to prayers, five times a day. (Not many infidels know this, but camels are always welcome at any Mosque in the world.)

Ahmed and [[Camel]] are currently making a Haji to the Holy Land of Saudi Arabia. They were last reported swimming towards Mecca, off the coast of Tripoli in the Mediteranean Sea. [[Camel]] was still afloat.

66.165.172.163

Camel — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 23:37:25 GMT

Camel:

One of the various [[Brandon Orr]] sock puppets.

Fuckwad

Camel — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 23:37:01 GMT

Camel:

[[Brandon Orr]] and [[66.165.172.163]].

Brandon Orr

Camel — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 23:20:38 GMT

Camel: restored once again after that fuckwad at 66.165.172.163 defaced it.

A prolific Usenet troll, Führer of the Pоrnonationalist Vanguard and scat pоrnographer who found his way to Speakeasy via the [[Phorafag|Phora]]. At the Phora he posted as a biѕеxual Jewish shit queen named Raina for a few years, completely undetected. Several [[Phorafag|Phorafags]] even flirted with "Raina." He posted on Speakeasy as François Duvalier, and was banned for posting what appeared to be child scat pоrnography. He is more talked about for his offline persona than his online persona, particularly interesting to some is his status as a director/star in poop films and his involvement in ѕеxually humiliating submissive gay men over the telephone - an activity he denies.

He assumes various identities, but some common threads unite them. His sockpuppets all tend to espouse the following:

* women are as violent as men
* women enjoy pоrnography as much as men
* an interest in scаt and/or underage girls

==Supporters==

* [http://www.google.com/search?q=thescatforum+Cacachica&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&filter=0 Cacachica, a Toilet Ѕlut Training Academy graduate]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20001109154300/www.rthawk.com/carcassofgod/ The Garden Growing From the Carcass of God]

==Critics==

* [http://lists.topica.com/lists/antifascist/read/message.html?sort=&mid=900033753 Brandon 'Daedra Morrighan' Orr and the Techniques of Fascist Agitation]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20021208135232/http://www.anti-fascism.org/special/cyberstalking/orr-not-nyms.html The Many Accounts of the Fascist "Who Is Not Brandon Orr"]
* [http://jackanapes.ws/tgirl.html The Modern-Day Transgender Girl]

==Writings of==

[http://web.archive.org/web/*sr_11nr_10/http://rthawk.com/* Pоrnonationalist writings] by Daedra Morrighan

::"Children are inclined to unify, rather than divide, but need a leader and an organic representative. I know how to speak to them, and how to open myself to recieve the phallus of their inquiry... "Our children are our future. They are flesh-sculptures forged in the heat of lust; they are clay to be shaped and molded by our warm hands."

==Status==

Brandon Orr is currently seeking someone to become his [[Buttlicking Butler]].

==Sock puppet Accounts==
* [[Cryptoracist]]
* [[Frank]]
* [[Isabella]]

Ahmed and Camel

Camel — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:44:30 GMT

Camel:

User:Camel

Camel — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:41:59 GMT

Camel:

I am the better looking half of [[Ahmed and Camel]].

Brandon Orr

Camel — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:38:17 GMT

Camel: restoring page to is state prior to sock-puppetry

Newswatcher

Camel — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:03:27 GMT

Camel: /* External */

The legendary [[Liberty Forum]] member from whom came such deathless phrases as "truth telling machine" "I am rising in the light, I cannot be silenced" and "do u agree," all of which have been bandied across countless forums.

Fond of Waffle House and asking male strangers to cradle his love gun.

In spite of being an avid promoter of Matt Furey's fitness programs, he still hasn't managed to hindu-squat his way out of obesity.

"Newsie" as he is often called, began his famous posting binge in early 2003. In the span of roughly two years he managed to make over 78,000 mostly one-liner posts at that forum alone. Prior to this time he was rather a quiet LF member, mainly posting articles, flag lists and commenting on other posters' "awesome insights."

Mr. Watcher once had aspirations to work in law enforcement, even going so far as to become deputized by the rural denizens of the Louisiana parish he once called home. Frequent smoker of Doral full-flavored cigarettes. Has climbed onto the sobriety wagon and fallen off repeatedly, a victim of teh "Natty Ice."

Newswatcher is a man who enjoys shitting.

He has claimed at various times to be gay, bisexual, fond of black women, fond of much older women, and to long for the exhilarating humiliation of [[black moose cock]]. Is apparently quite a fan of enemas, as he claims to have been repeatedly subjected to these by his mother, both in childhood and perhaps even into his adult life. Has stated on numerous occasions that his mother is Jewish, and is a nurse at Whitfield, the Mississippi state mental institution.

Strongly believes that most, if not all, [[Liberty Forum]] members need prison time.

== External ==
Link - [http://truthpackagemachine.blogspot.com Newswatcher's blog] discontinued

Newswatcher

Camel — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 00:47:52 GMT

Camel:

The legendary [[Liberty Forum]] member from whom came such deathless phrases as "truth telling machine" "I am rising in the light, I cannot be silenced" and "do u agree," all of which have been bandied across countless forums.

Fond of Waffle House and asking male strangers to cradle his love gun.

In spite of being an avid promoter of Matt Furey's fitness programs, he still hasn't managed to hindu-squat his way out of obesity.

"Newsie" as he is often called, started his famous posting binge in early 2003. In the span of roughly two years he managed to make over 78,000 mostly one-liner posts at that forum alone. Prior to this time he was rather a quiet LF member, mainly posting articles, flag lists and commenting on other posters' "awesome insights."

Mr. Watcher once had aspirations to work in law enforcement, even going so far as to become deputized by the rural denizens of the Louisiana parish he once called home. Frequent smoker of Doral full-flavored cigarettes. Has climbed onto the sobriety wagon and fallen off repeatedly, a victim of teh "Natty Ice."

Newswatcher is a man who enjoys shitting.

He has claimed at various times to be gay, bisexual, fond of black women, fond of much older women, and to long for the humiliating exhilaration of [[black moose cock]]. Is apparently quite a fan of enemas, as he claims to have been repeatedly subjected to these by his mother, both in childhood and perhaps even into his adult life. Has stated on numerous occasions that his mother is Jewish, and is a nurse at Whitfield, the Mississippi state mental institution.

== External ==
truthpackagemachine dot blogspot dot com

Bactrian two-humper abominations

Camel — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:31:27 GMT

Camel:

The dregs of the Camelid gene pool. [[Ahmed and Camel]] went missing soon after Camel became infatuated with a Batrian two-humper abomination at the local shopping mall.

Bactrian two-humper abominations

Camel — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:30:08 GMT

Camel:

The dregs of the Camelid gene pool.

Main Page

Camel — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:27:40 GMT

Camel: /* Other Articles */

'''Speakeasy''' is a non-profit, free speech discussion forum. Speakeasy has a lot of connections to other forums, as most of the membership inhabit a cluster of socio-political oriented discussion forums. These would include '''Liberty Forum''', '''The Phora''', '''Discuss Anything''', '''Skadi''', and to much a lesser extent '''VNN''' and '''Stormfront'''. Unlike several of these forums, Speakeasy does not have a particular agenda. [[Niccolo and Donkey]] gave birth to Speakeasy in August of 2005.

==Members==

* [[1-800]]
* [[88mmFlaK]]
* [[AGAviator]]
* [[Ahmed and Camel]]
* [[Anarch]]
* [[Anima Eternae]]
* [[annalex]]
* [[anunnaki]]
* [[Aulë]]
* [[aura]]
* [[Awar]]
* [[Bigglesloth]]
* [[bobina]]
* [[bociek]]
* [[Cinco de SR MJS]]
* [[Colonel Sanders]]
* [[Constantine]]
* [[Crackpot]]
* [[cryptoracist]]
* [[Dakkar and Dugong]]
* [[Dan Dare]]
* [[DmitriShostakovich]]
* [[Earth A.D.]]
* [[Edana]]
* [[emperor_palpatine]]
* [[Eric]]
* [[Excorcism]]
* [[Geist]]
* [[Generator]]
* [[gjenkins]]
* [[Glenn Miller]]
* [[Gravity Bastard]]
* [[Gromovnik]]
* [[Gus]]
* [[Hakluyt]]
* [[Happy Bill]]
* [[harjit]]
* [[heimdall_2.0]]
* [[Hermanric and Horse]]
* [[Hugh Jorgen]]
* [[il ragno]]
* [[Intrepid]]
* [[ironweed]]
* [[Jack_Barbara]]
* [[Jackson]]
* [[Jaybird]]
* [[JoeP]]
* [[JohnGalt]]
* [[Johnny Turk]]
* [[Kamandi]]
* [[Karl der Große]]
* [[Keystone]]
* [[King_Tiger]]
* [[Landser]]
* [[Leroy Brown]]
* [[Martin Lindstedt]]
* [[Mazdak and Donkey]]
* [[Medieval]]
* [[mojo_philter]]
* [[molson]]
* [[Morpheus]]
* [[Mr.Dandy]]
* [[mr jolly]]
* [[newmath]]
* [[Niccolo and Donkey]]
* [[Nosterian]]
* [[OWK]]
* [[O'Zebedee]]
* [[phoenix_rising]]
* [[Polichinello]]
* [[PseudoCop]]
* [[rasputin]]
* [[Ray Kroc]]
* [[RC Collins]]
* [[Reichsjager]]
* [[rusalka]]
* [[sainte-marthe]]
* [[Sarah]]
* [[Savrola]]
* [[Scipio Africanus]]
* [[Scorpius]]
* [[Sentenza]]
* [[Sinclair]]
* [[Snuffy]]
* [[Stanley]]
* [[SteamshipTime]]
* [[Sulla the Dictator]]
* [[Swarthoid Knight]]
* [[SweetLeftFoot]]
* [[The Grocer]]
* [[The Johnson Experience]]
* [[The Retard]]
* [[The Skunk]]
* [[The Ugly American]]
* [[Thermonuclear_Warrior]]
* [[Thomas777]]
* [[thug]]
* [[Tricknologist]]
* [[Triglav]]
* [[UberSwank]]
* [[Vinnie Cee]]
* [[wacsog10]]
* [[WFHermans]]
* [[WorldWideMudDuck]]
* [[YertleTurtle]]
* [[Ymir]]
* [[Zed]]

==Other Articles==
'''threads, trends, frequent topics of discussion, other forums and assorted phenomena'''

* [[Anti-Semites]]
* [[Aryan Turk]]
* [[Bactrian two-humper abominations]]
* [[Bible-toters]]
* [[BIGGLES Babes Thread]]
* [[Brandon Orr]]
* [[Bunny Pic Incident]]
* [[Catholicism]]
* [[Cosmocreator]]
* [[Croats]]
* [[Dagos]]
* [[Depraved Strumpets]]
* [[Destroyer of Muds]]
* [[Dual Seedliners]]
* [[evil wizards]]
* [[Fap]]
* [[Female fap]]
* [[Homoѕеxuals]]
* [[Hungarians]]
* [[Jungle Fever]]
* [[Kikopedophiles]]
* [[Liberty Forum]]
* [[Metroѕеxuals]]
* [[Newswatcher]]
* [[NATO]]
* [[Nazi]]
* [[niggaz]]
* [[Nordics]]
* [[pedo priests]]
* [[Phorafag]]
* [[politics]]
* [[Portugooks]]
* [[Sand whiggers]]
* [[Securing the chili]]
* [[silky smooth thai ladyboys]]
* [[Skadi]]
* [[teh joos]]
* [[Todd Brendan Fahey]]
* [[toilet slut]]
* [[Welcome to the Waffle House]]
* [[wetbacks]]
* [[whores]]

==Related Links==
* [http://www.speakeasy.invisionzone.com Speakeasy]