Russkies
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| - | The men are all closet homosexuals and most of the women are prostitutes. The Russkie diet is 90% Vodka and 10% potatoes. They are Mongoloid and Nordic. They all love figure skating and have terrible taste in music (see: [[Philip Kirkorov]]. They wear furry dead things in winter. With summer comes the roadkill harvesting season where they pick up toads, birds and sometimes bears which are run over by trucks hauling Chinese counterfeit goods across Siberia. | + | The men are all closet homosexuals and most of the women are prostitutes. The Russkie diet is 90% Vodka and 10% potatoes. They are Mongoloid and Nordic. They all love figure skating and have terrible taste in music (see: [[Philip Kirkorov]]). They wear furry dead things in winter. With summer comes the roadkill harvesting season where they pick up toads, birds and sometimes bears which are run over by trucks hauling Chinese counterfeit goods across Siberia. |
Revision as of 00:09, 28 March 2007
Russkie land is a giant fucked up country millions of miles wide.
Great Russkies
Lenin
Trotsky
Typical Russkie people
The men are all closet homosexuals and most of the women are prostitutes. The Russkie diet is 90% Vodka and 10% potatoes. They are Mongoloid and Nordic. They all love figure skating and have terrible taste in music (see: Philip Kirkorov). They wear furry dead things in winter. With summer comes the roadkill harvesting season where they pick up toads, birds and sometimes bears which are run over by trucks hauling Chinese counterfeit goods across Siberia.
