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Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from Sunnyvale in the 'Silcon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his latest contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo sometimes sings out loud in crowds the words 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious recent Andy Samberg SNL routine. | Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from Sunnyvale in the 'Silcon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his latest contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo sometimes sings out loud in crowds the words 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious recent Andy Samberg SNL routine. | ||
| + | In mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, he changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. That being a more accurate representation of his strange passive-agressive personality. After 2000+ posts as BBR, billy felt LF had devolved into either an endless marathon of stale pizza and Seinfeld reruns or lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro. When asked by the media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful mojo/billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them." | ||
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Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from Sunnyvale in the 'Silcon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his latest contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo sometimes sings out loud in crowds the words 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious recent Andy Samberg SNL routine.
In mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, he changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. That being a more accurate representation of his strange passive-agressive personality. After 2000+ posts as BBR, billy felt LF had devolved into either an endless marathon of stale pizza and Seinfeld reruns or lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro. When asked by the media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful mojo/billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."
