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	Sarah was booted out of her first high school partially for her creative writing which she stored on school computers mistakenly. The nature of the stories are unclear, but rumor has it they involved Adolf Hitler, lobster nipple clamps and gay Jewish midgets.		Sarah was booted out of her first high school partially for her creative writing which she stored on school computers mistakenly. The nature of the stories are unclear, but rumor has it they involved Adolf Hitler, lobster nipple clamps and gay Jewish midgets.
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		+	==Sarah's taste in men and women==
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		+	Sarah generally likes high I.Q., white, pale-skinned, tall, skrawny nerds, and artsy farty weirdos though she does make some exceptions to this. She also likes East Asian guys and yurt-dwelling nomads from remote corners of the world. She likes some women, but they have to be really awesome and exotic. For the most part, she dislikes females.

	==Role on Speakeasy==		==Role on Speakeasy==
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	* She does not smoke, drink alcohol or do any drugs of any kind.		* She does not smoke, drink alcohol or do any drugs of any kind.
	* She's known to call herself a ''fehér cigány'' or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.		* She's known to call herself a ''fehér cigány'' or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.
-	* Her estate contains the following: 3 airfields, 5 solariums full of exotic plant species, a garage carpeted in priceless Persian rugs which holds 37 Rolls Royce automobiles, a state of the art observatory, a manor with 277 bedrooms, a mosque, a Wal-Mart, a fully operational indoor waterpark, 53 bathrooms with silk toilet paper and all the plumbing fixtures (including the toilet bowls) are made out of solid gold.
	* She is an avid [[skee ball]] player.		* She is an avid [[skee ball]] player.
	* Her dreams are usually bilingual.		* Her dreams are usually bilingual.
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	* Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.		* Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.
	* [[Martin Lindstedt]] called her a ''Taliban skank''.		* [[Martin Lindstedt]] called her a ''Taliban skank''.
		+	* She has her own unique political and philosophical worldview which combines elements of Darwinism, Evolution, Creationism, Skepticism, Surrealism, and Abrahamic faiths among other things.
	* She is a supporter of freedom for East Turkistan and is a Pan-Turanist.		* She is a supporter of freedom for East Turkistan and is a Pan-Turanist.

Admin at 10:17, 16 June 2007

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	'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement. She fights both racism and antiracism with an idea called "aracism."		'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement. She fights both racism and antiracism with an idea called "aracism."

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	Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and part of the [[teh joos\|Satanic seedline]], something she's kinda proud of or hates, depending on her mood. She will never be racially acceptable for 94.2% of [[Stormfront]] due to her [[Central Asian]] and [[teh joos\|Jew]] blood, even though she looks whiter and more eugenic than most of the people on there.		Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and part of the [[teh joos\|Satanic seedline]], something she's kinda proud of or hates, depending on her mood. She will never be racially acceptable for 94.2% of [[Stormfront]] due to her [[Central Asian]] and [[teh joos\|Jew]] blood, even though she looks whiter and more eugenic than most of the people on there.

-	Sarah is an avid collector of ephemera. She has a particular interest in pinups, postcards, blotters, stamps and lithography. She loves Pewabic pottery and believes the only way to drink a premium beverage properly is out of an artisan crafted stoneware vessel. She also has a whole lot of books, mostly on useless knowledge type subjects which fascinate her such as history, archeology, anthropology, costume design, alchemy and black magic. She's not into Satanism or anything like that, though. In fact, she fancies herself some sort of Muslim, though others would disagree.	+	Sarah is an avid collector of ephemera. She has a particular interest in pinups, postcards, blotters, stamps and lithography. She loves Pewabic pottery and believes the only way to drink a premium beverage properly is out of an artisan crafted stoneware vessel. She also has a whole lot of books, mostly on useless knowledge type subjects which fascinate her such as history, archeology, anthropology, costume design, alchemy and black magic. She's not into Satanism or anything like that, though. In fact, she fancies herself some sort of Muslim, though others would disagree. She likes the idea of God being an unknowable, unviewable entity.

	Sarah is an advocate of the healing wonders of masturbation, a topic near and dear to her um,...heart, for some reason.		Sarah is an advocate of the healing wonders of masturbation, a topic near and dear to her um,...heart, for some reason.

	Sarah claims to have seen [[Malcolm McDowell]] walking around a swanky suburb of Metro Detroit in 1999. She wanted to say hello to him but he looked rather busy so she left him alone. She had a junior high school crush on the geriatric British actor, which shocked and sickened many of her close associates.		Sarah claims to have seen [[Malcolm McDowell]] walking around a swanky suburb of Metro Detroit in 1999. She wanted to say hello to him but he looked rather busy so she left him alone. She had a junior high school crush on the geriatric British actor, which shocked and sickened many of her close associates.
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		+	Sarah was booted out of her first high school partially for her creative writing which she stored on school computers mistakenly. The nature of the stories are unclear, but rumor has it they involved Adolf Hitler, lobster nipple clamps and gay Jewish midgets.

	==Role on Speakeasy==		==Role on Speakeasy==

Admin at 00:39, 8 June 2007

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-	'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement.	+	'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement. She fights both racism and antiracism with an idea called "aracism."

	==Sarah Facts==		==Sarah Facts==

Admin at 18:33, 7 June 2007

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	'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement.		'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement.

-	Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and ~~distantly~~ part of the [[teh joos\|Satanic seedline]], something she's kinda proud of or hates, depending on her mood.	+	==Sarah Facts==
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		+	Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and part of the [[teh joos\|Satanic seedline]], something she's kinda proud of or hates, depending on her mood. She will never be racially acceptable for 94.2% of [[Stormfront]] due to her [[Central Asian]] and [[teh joos\|Jew]] blood, even though she looks whiter and more eugenic than most of the people on there.
		+
		+	Sarah is an avid collector of ephemera. She has a particular interest in pinups, postcards, blotters, stamps and lithography. She loves Pewabic pottery and believes the only way to drink a premium beverage properly is out of an artisan crafted stoneware vessel. She also has a whole lot of books, mostly on useless knowledge type subjects which fascinate her such as history, archeology, anthropology, costume design, alchemy and black magic. She's not into Satanism or anything like that, though. In fact, she fancies herself some sort of Muslim, though others would disagree.
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		+	Sarah is an advocate of the healing wonders of masturbation, a topic near and dear to her um,...heart, for some reason.
		+
		+	Sarah claims to have seen [[Malcolm McDowell]] walking around a swanky suburb of Metro Detroit in 1999. She wanted to say hello to him but he looked rather busy so she left him alone. She had a junior high school crush on the geriatric British actor, which shocked and sickened many of her close associates.

	==Role on Speakeasy==		==Role on Speakeasy==

-	Sarah was an early member of Speakeasy and as co-admin is charged with fixing the place up aesthetically, adding new features, and flushing spambots down the crapper. She hosts the fiefdom called '''Sarahstan''', which revolves around her own weird little interests. She contributes many hot mamas to the [[BIGGLES Babes Thread]]. Sarah also is main contributor to the [[Hungarians\|Hungary]] part of the '''International''' section, simply because nobody else gives a rat's ass about Hungary.	+	Sarah was an early member of Speakeasy and as co-admin is charged with fixing the place up aesthetically, adding new features, and flushing spambots down the crapper. She hosts the fiefdom called '''Sarahstan''', which revolves around her own weird little interests. She contributes many hot mamas to the [[BIGGLES Babes Thread]]. Sarah also is main contributor to the [[Hungarians\|Hungary]] part of the ex-'''International''' section (now located within Sarahstan), simply because nobody else gives a rat's ass about Hungary.

	==Statistics==		==Statistics==
	* Her diet consists of grains, vegetables and dairy products.		* Her diet consists of grains, vegetables and dairy products.
		+	* She does not smoke, drink alcohol or do any drugs of any kind.
	* She's known to call herself a ''fehér cigány'' or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.		* She's known to call herself a ''fehér cigány'' or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.
-	* Her estate contains the following: 3 airfields, 5 solariums full of exotic plant species, a garage carpeted in priceless Persian rugs which holds 37 Rolls Royce automobiles, a state of the art observatory, a ~~home~~ with 277 bedrooms, a mosque, a Wal-Mart, a fully operational indoor waterpark, 53 bathrooms with silk toilet paper and all the plumbing fixtures (including the toilet bowls) are made out of solid gold.	+	* Her estate contains the following: 3 airfields, 5 solariums full of exotic plant species, a garage carpeted in priceless Persian rugs which holds 37 Rolls Royce automobiles, a state of the art observatory, a manor with 277 bedrooms, a mosque, a Wal-Mart, a fully operational indoor waterpark, 53 bathrooms with silk toilet paper and all the plumbing fixtures (including the toilet bowls) are made out of solid gold.
	* She is an avid [[skee ball]] player.		* She is an avid [[skee ball]] player.
	* Her dreams are usually bilingual.		* Her dreams are usually bilingual.
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	* Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.		* Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.
	* [[Martin Lindstedt]] called her a ''Taliban skank''.		* [[Martin Lindstedt]] called her a ''Taliban skank''.
-	* She is a supporter of freedom for East Turkistan.	+	* She is a supporter of freedom for East Turkistan and is a Pan-Turanist.

	==Sarah's favorite candies==		==Sarah's favorite candies==

Admin at 16:27, 27 May 2007

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-	'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about Aryan activists.	+	'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement.

-	Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and distantly part of the [[teh joos\|Satanic seedline]], something she's kinda proud of.	+	Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and distantly part of the [[teh joos\|Satanic seedline]], something she's kinda proud of or hates, depending on her mood.

	==Role on Speakeasy==		==Role on Speakeasy==
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	==Statistics==		==Statistics==
-	* Her diet consists ~~mainly~~ of ~~Hot Pockets~~, ~~Canada Dry~~ and ~~Honey Comb cereal~~.	+	* Her diet consists of grains, vegetables and dairy products.
	* She's known to call herself a ''fehér cigány'' or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.		* She's known to call herself a ''fehér cigány'' or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.
-	* ~~If she won~~ the ~~lottery~~, ~~she'd like to buy land somewhere nice~~, ~~build~~ a ~~yurt village and raise goats and llamas on~~ a ~~farm.~~	+	* Her estate contains the following: 3 airfields, 5 solariums full of exotic plant species, a garage carpeted in priceless Persian rugs which holds 37 Rolls Royce automobiles, a state of the art observatory, a home with 277 bedrooms, a mosque, a Wal-Mart, a fully operational indoor waterpark, 53 bathrooms with silk toilet paper and all the plumbing fixtures (including the toilet bowls) are made out of solid gold.
-	* Her name means Princess of ~~God Wolf~~.	+
	* She is an avid [[skee ball]] player.		* She is an avid [[skee ball]] player.
	* Her dreams are usually bilingual.		* Her dreams are usually bilingual.
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-	''Haribo Goldbären'', the original gummi bears, except no others	+	''Haribo Goldbären'', the original gummi bears, except no others!

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==

Admin at 23:24, 27 March 2007

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	* "It doesn't interest me to take this forum in that direction anymore than I would want to join the World Church of the Creator or get a tattoo of a lynched negro on my boob."		* "It doesn't interest me to take this forum in that direction anymore than I would want to join the World Church of the Creator or get a tattoo of a lynched negro on my boob."
	* "I'd rather be in a mosque with Turks than be at a praise YHWH redneck barbeque."		* "I'd rather be in a mosque with Turks than be at a praise YHWH redneck barbeque."
		+	* "He's about as sultry as a home enema kit." - Sarah on [[Philip Kirkorov]]

	==From others==		==From others==

Admin at 23:12, 27 March 2007

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	==Sarah's favorite candies==		==Sarah's favorite candies==

-	~~http~~:~~//i13.tinypic.com/2itq63c~~.jpg	+	[[Image:Kolumbo.jpg\|180px]]

	''Kolumbo'', a Croatian chocolate made with hazelnuts and honey		''Kolumbo'', a Croatian chocolate made with hazelnuts and honey

Admin at 23:10, 27 March 2007

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	* [[Martin Lindstedt]] called her a ''Taliban skank''.		* [[Martin Lindstedt]] called her a ''Taliban skank''.
	* She is a supporter of freedom for East Turkistan.		* She is a supporter of freedom for East Turkistan.
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		+	==Sarah's favorite candies==
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		+	http://i13.tinypic.com/2itq63c.jpg
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		+	''Kolumbo'', a Croatian chocolate made with hazelnuts and honey
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		+	http://i7.tinypic.com/2wc460n.jpg
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		+	''Haribo Goldbären'', the original gummi bears, except no others

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
-	* "~~Who~~'~~s that man~~ in the ~~black sedan with two cheap hookers and~~ a ~~Mexican?" Its actually not~~ a ~~man. Its Sarah, in her Janet Reno costume~~.	+	* "It doesn't interest me to take this forum in that direction anymore than I would want to join the World Church of the Creator or get a tattoo of a lynched negro on my boob."
-	* "~~Maybe monkeys didn~~'~~t give people the AIDS. Maybe people gave monkeys the AIDS~~." ~~Interesting point~~.	+	* "I'd rather be in a mosque with Turks than be at a praise YHWH redneck barbeque."
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		+	==From others==
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		+	http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/jinniya/vikinkur.gif

	==Sarah shows you some crazy shit==		==Sarah shows you some crazy shit==

Admin at 14:47, 26 March 2007

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	* Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.		* Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.
	* [[Martin Lindstedt]] called her a ''Taliban skank''.		* [[Martin Lindstedt]] called her a ''Taliban skank''.
		+	* She is a supporter of freedom for East Turkistan.

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==

Admin at 14:46, 26 March 2007

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	'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about Aryan activists.		'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about Aryan activists.

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	* [http://videa.hu/main.php?page=play&v=9o2MBIAdRQz1sMcA Walking fish].		* [http://videa.hu/main.php?page=play&v=9o2MBIAdRQz1sMcA Walking fish].
	* [http://www.models.az/nigyar.html Nigyar is an Azeri name. True.]		* [http://www.models.az/nigyar.html Nigyar is an Azeri name. True.]
		+	* [http://www.segatoys.co.jp/yumepet/index.html robot pets]