Clueless
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Clueless
Member since May 28, 2007. Characters include Bobby Jacks, Tyson Neills, Sean O'Cann, Ric Chee, Keiji Tanaka, Chris Joesi, Katie Nellt, Simon Wood and Don Joesi.
Real Name: Josh
Age: Freshly 15
Location: Jersey, Channel Islands.
Roleplaying history: As of October 27th, Clueless has been roleplaying for about seven months (possibly a year... not sure...), although two of those were spent gnashing his teeth at his lack of computer.
SOTF relevant: Wow, can't believe I've already been a member for almost two months. Hardly impressive, but I hadn't realise I'd been around so long. I found the site about two weeks after I read the book of Battle Royale, being a bit of a roleplay fiend, the book immediately caught my attention. Chancing upon the old site, I discovered SOTF V2 and lurked for a couple of days before finally deciding to join, despite my first intentions not to. In fact my primary reason not to join was because I did not actually understand the rules. If anybody cares, this was the reason for my username, I felt absolutely Clueless, though I am glad to say I have the hang of things now.
It's coming on four months now and I have to say I'm really looking forward to the start of V3. If any of my characters interest you then don't hesitate to drop me a line and I'll listen to any ideas you have in mind!
Contact: You can get a hold of him at Irritationdelux on Aim, or Spud@hotmail.co.uk for e-mail and MSN.
A little bit of trivia:
Clueless is somewhat inconsistent with roleplaying: He sometimes comes up with great posts and occasionally cannot produce anything more than one-liners. Luckily he has found himself with plenty of muse for this roleplay, and in fact his most tricky task was making characters.
In total, Clueless wants seven V3 characters, thought he isn't sure if he can manage it. However, the way things are panning out he might end up with eight.
Clueless cannot total heights/weights to save his life, and has almost no idea how to correctly balance them.
Though he hasn't yet tried to roleplay a member of the fairer sex, Clueless remains utterly convinced he'd be absolutely horrible at doing so.
V3 Character Katie Nellt will be his first attempt as such.
He actually likes Danya.
In a post he accidentally used a smilie (B)) when attempting to make a list. He is still mystified as to how it occured.
Random quotes
Fear... THE BOX!!!
Meh
Bat + Face = PAIN!
Sorry, I don't speak smiley
Fun and games
Clueless has been banned variously for lack of creativity, having a username that describes him perfectly, not quoting the taxi driver and for not buying Baby_G a huge birthday present.
Instigator of SOTF brawl III
His wish to not feel neglected on his birthday was granted (in Corrupt a Wish) to feel dead instead. Clueless also cunningly thwarted Slayer's wish for CycoKiller to become a fish by corrupting it to cause him and his new fish friends to fin him to death. Finally, he managed to break several laws of logic by wishing for something bad to happen, causing something good to happen.
Clueless' Top 10
10. Vesa Turunen
9. Robert Adams
8. Danya
6. Adam Dodd
5. Hawley Faust
4. Bobby Jacks/Simon Wood
