AceBandit

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Well, since everyone has a profile, I figure I should make one myself. Problem is: I can't be buggered to write something that simple. So, to make it even more simple, I'll just wing the whole thing and just write down a bunch of musings. Maybe that'll help those who can't understand me.




- Humoramous - The state of acting as if to be humorous, but in actuality, is not funny. Used in a sentence: "AceBandit is so Humoramous, he makes two trains colliding into each other look like a comedy show."

- Happiness + Apples = Happles! :D

- Fuck Chuck Norris, Ash is the shit! (Hail to the King, Baby!)

- I think the only reason prostitution should be legal is so that people can go around and tell all their international buddies "In America, we'd sell just about anything. Even nice fucks." Wow. Even now, that makes me chuckle. Can't blame me for thinking that, can you?

- Final Fantasy 12 > Final Fantasy 1-10

- "Believe it!" is a bad catchphrase, but not as bad as "Anybody Got Any Cheese?". Believe it... or not.

- Wow... They were on drugs when they wrote The Book of Revelations.

- Not to insult Chase/Leo/Ebonydear/Lien, but there is no problem with bi chicks (Although saying that they're homophobic is kind of an oxymoron, in a way (Hey, I used oxymoron twice. Hurray for me! ^.^) ). Especially when they're making out. ESPECIALLY.

- I can't stand it! I know you planned it! But I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate! I can't stand rocking when I'm in here because your Crystal Ball ain't so crystal clear! So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fucking thorn in my side! Oh my, it's a mirage! I'm tellin' y'all it's a SABOTAGE!!!


(*More to come*)



CHARACTERS -


Luis Chezinski

Brad Kavanagh

Madison Conner

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