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	"Now, Mr. Harris. If you take too long and we get tired of waiting on you, we'll reopen the area and any Mr. Nobody can come and steal your weapon. We run the show here, we don't have all day to wait on you. When you enter the area, you'll find a crate with your weapon inside. Sounds all hunky-dorey, right? Of course it does! Get moving, Mr. Harris. I don't like my time being wasted! This is Danya, over and out!"		"Now, Mr. Harris. If you take too long and we get tired of waiting on you, we'll reopen the area and any Mr. Nobody can come and steal your weapon. We run the show here, we don't have all day to wait on you. When you enter the area, you'll find a crate with your weapon inside. Sounds all hunky-dorey, right? Of course it does! Get moving, Mr. Harris. I don't like my time being wasted! This is Danya, over and out!"
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Eighth Announcement

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	He chuckled to himself as he stared down at the rather short list of names in front of him. He was almost disappointed at how the game seemed to have suddenly stalemated in the final hours, and for a while, he'd considered randomly detonating one of the contestants' collars just to spice things up a bit, but had ultimately decided against it. They always seemed to lose ratings after the first collar of the season was blown up.		He chuckled to himself as he stared down at the rather short list of names in front of him. He was almost disappointed at how the game seemed to have suddenly stalemated in the final hours, and for a while, he'd considered randomly detonating one of the contestants' collars just to spice things up a bit, but had ultimately decided against it. They always seemed to lose ratings after the first collar of the season was blown up.

-	"Early this morning, the first of the final ten, a Miss [[Jana Brown]] met her demise at the hand of [[Rob Adams]]. It was almost sad, the way she tried to escape the gunfight between Rob and Miss Varella, and instead, wound up running, quite literally, right into the barrel of Rob's gun. Definite case of wrong place, wrong time, sweetheart. But, on the bright side, your brother is still around to share your legacy, because, and I guess you'll never get to hear this, he was never on the island to begin with."	+	"Early this morning, the first of the final ten, a Miss [[Jana Brown]] met her demise at the hand of [[Robert Adams\|Rob Adams]]. It was almost sad, the way she tried to escape the gunfight between Rob and Miss Varella, and instead, wound up running, quite literally, right into the barrel of Rob's gun. Definite case of wrong place, wrong time, sweetheart. But, on the bright side, your brother is still around to share your legacy, because, and I guess you'll never get to hear this, he was never on the island to begin with."

-	"Things didn't quite come to an end in the park when Jana was tagged as a casualty. When dear Robbie realized what he had done, he was devastated, and in a fit of rage, challenged Mariavel to a fist fight. Now, if Miss Varella had been smart, she'd have shot him then and there and saved that pretty little face of hers a nasty beating. But, she didn't, so the two went round and round in a quaint little fistfight. Well, long story short, Mariavel wound up on the winning end of the fight, and in a last ditch effort not to die by some "psycho murderer" or whatever, Rob shot himself in the heart before she could strangle him to death. I'm not quite sure what he was thinking, but whatever works. Either way, [[Rob Adams]] finished as number nine in the final ten."	+	"Things didn't quite come to an end in the park when Jana was tagged as a casualty. When dear Robbie realized what he had done, he was devastated, and in a fit of rage, challenged Mariavel to a fist fight. Now, if Miss Varella had been smart, she'd have shot him then and there and saved that pretty little face of hers a nasty beating. But, she didn't, so the two went round and round in a quaint little fistfight. Well, long story short, Mariavel wound up on the winning end of the fight, and in a last ditch effort not to die by some "psycho murderer" or whatever, Rob shot himself in the heart before she could strangle him to death. I'm not quite sure what he was thinking, but whatever works. Either way, [[Robert Adams\|Rob Adams]] finished as number nine in the final ten."

	"Next to die, finishing eighth overall, was [[Elizabeth Ebert]]. It seems dear Elizabeth had been hiding in the bushes when Jana died, and throughout the gunfight between Mariavel and Rob. She saw Mariavel kill Jana, and she saw Rob die, and the crazy little girl decided she'd be Wonder Woman and kill Mariavel before she could kill anybody else. The funny thing was, Beth didn't have a weapon. She charged out at Mariavel, who promptly laid her flat with Jana's crossbow. Miss Varella was on quite the roll this morning. I mean, she killed two of the final ten herself and was indirectly responsible for the death of another of the final ten. Kudos, darling."		"Next to die, finishing eighth overall, was [[Elizabeth Ebert]]. It seems dear Elizabeth had been hiding in the bushes when Jana died, and throughout the gunfight between Mariavel and Rob. She saw Mariavel kill Jana, and she saw Rob die, and the crazy little girl decided she'd be Wonder Woman and kill Mariavel before she could kill anybody else. The funny thing was, Beth didn't have a weapon. She charged out at Mariavel, who promptly laid her flat with Jana's crossbow. Miss Varella was on quite the roll this morning. I mean, she killed two of the final ten herself and was indirectly responsible for the death of another of the final ten. Kudos, darling."

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Admin — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:53:06 GMT

Seventh Announcement

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Sixth Announcement

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Fifth Announcement

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	"Good morning, children, and what a beautiful morning it is! Just take a look at this gorgeous weather we're having today! No rain, no fog, just a couple mud puddles on the ground and it's all sunshine and butterflies from here on out! Of course... it's getting down to the wire, so maybe you guys are a little too busy fighting for you lives to worry about the weather. Either way, it's irrelevant. Let's get on to the good stuff.		"Good morning, children, and what a beautiful morning it is! Just take a look at this gorgeous weather we're having today! No rain, no fog, just a couple mud puddles on the ground and it's all sunshine and butterflies from here on out! Of course... it's getting down to the wire, so maybe you guys are a little too busy fighting for you lives to worry about the weather. Either way, it's irrelevant. Let's get on to the good stuff.

-	I must admit, I'm proud of you all. You're such an improvement over our last contestants. I've never seen more hate-filled, bloodthirsty kids than you guys. Let's get on with my good ole' list of the deceased, and you'll see what I'm talking about. The first death of yesterday was Miss [[Lee-Ann Collier]]. Let this be a lesson to all of you out there. Lee-Ann teamed up with a Mr. [[~~Samuel Sorenson\|~~Sam Sorenson]] out on the island. She thought he was her ally. He just wanted a piece of ass. A dead one, at that. Apparently, Mr. Sorenson liked the quiet ones, if you get what I mean. Either way, he wound up trying to strangle her and take advantage of her, so in true coward's fashion, Lee-Ann detonated her collar.	+	I must admit, I'm proud of you all. You're such an improvement over our last contestants. I've never seen more hate-filled, bloodthirsty kids than you guys. Let's get on with my good ole' list of the deceased, and you'll see what I'm talking about. The first death of yesterday was Miss [[Lee-Ann Collier]]. Let this be a lesson to all of you out there. Lee-Ann teamed up with a Mr. [[Sam Sorenson]] out on the island. She thought he was her ally. He just wanted a piece of ass. A dead one, at that. Apparently, Mr. Sorenson liked the quiet ones, if you get what I mean. Either way, he wound up trying to strangle her and take advantage of her, so in true coward's fashion, Lee-Ann detonated her collar.

	Fascinating, isn't it? The second death of yesterday was a true tragedy indeed. [[Deliah Dollop]] was finally reunited with her sister [[Debrah Dollop\|Debrah]]. I guess the pressure of the game got to her or something, because Deliah wound up having a miscarriage here on the island. Oh so tragic. Her sister wigged out and chopped her up with an axe after she found out about the pregnancy. I think that's what they call taking sisterly love a little bit too far.		Fascinating, isn't it? The second death of yesterday was a true tragedy indeed. [[Deliah Dollop]] was finally reunited with her sister [[Debrah Dollop\|Debrah]]. I guess the pressure of the game got to her or something, because Deliah wound up having a miscarriage here on the island. Oh so tragic. Her sister wigged out and chopped her up with an axe after she found out about the pregnancy. I think that's what they call taking sisterly love a little bit too far.

-	Third to die was [[Sarah Dao]]. It seems that Sarah was trying to, how to put it? Get her freak on with one of the [[~~Matt~~ Drew\|random guys]] on the island, and Mr. [[~~Rob Adams\|~~Robert Adams]] walked up on them. Sarah tried to kill him. She, obviously, lost. Fourth and fifth to die were [[Seth Malvice]] and [[Walter Smith]], killed by a personal favorite of mine, Miss [[Mariavel Varella]]. Seth just seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, but with Walter, it was so much more personal. Almost... intimate, even, eh Mariavel? Apparently the sex was really bad or something. Shame, Mariavel struck me as the sort of person who liked it rough. Either way, they're both dead, and she's still kicking.	+	Third to die was [[Sarah Dao]]. It seems that Sarah was trying to, how to put it? Get her freak on with one of the [[Matthew Drew\|random guys]] on the island, and Mr. [[Robert Adams]] walked up on them. Sarah tried to kill him. She, obviously, lost. Fourth and fifth to die were [[Seth Malvice]] and [[Walter Smith]], killed by a personal favorite of mine, Miss [[Mariavel Varella]]. Seth just seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, but with Walter, it was so much more personal. Almost... intimate, even, eh Mariavel? Apparently the sex was really bad or something. Shame, Mariavel struck me as the sort of person who liked it rough. Either way, they're both dead, and she's still kicking.

	Number six was [[Burton Harris]]. He and [[Chiaki Takao]] wound up mixing it up, but when the area they were in became a dangerzone, Chiaki had enough sense to get the hell out. Burton, however, didn't. Collar detonation for him. BOOM!"		Number six was [[Burton Harris]]. He and [[Chiaki Takao]] wound up mixing it up, but when the area they were in became a dangerzone, Chiaki had enough sense to get the hell out. Burton, however, didn't. Collar detonation for him. BOOM!"
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	"Now then, seventh to die was another personal favorite of mine, [[An Linh Tuan]]. Miss Tuan had kept a pretty low profile on the island since mixing it up with [[Jonathan Michaels]] way back on Day One. Least, she kept a low profile until she ran into [[Blake Ross]]. It was love at first sight, or something like that. Apparently, Blake likes to get rough, ladies. He wound up throwing the poor girl through a window and killing her. I must say, Mr. Ross... kinky. Eighth down was [[John Matthews]]. After [[Jackie Kovacs]] died several days ago, John swore revenge on his murderer, [[Felix Travertil]]. Well, needless to say, John didn't get his revenge. Felix just added another to his kill count.		"Now then, seventh to die was another personal favorite of mine, [[An Linh Tuan]]. Miss Tuan had kept a pretty low profile on the island since mixing it up with [[Jonathan Michaels]] way back on Day One. Least, she kept a low profile until she ran into [[Blake Ross]]. It was love at first sight, or something like that. Apparently, Blake likes to get rough, ladies. He wound up throwing the poor girl through a window and killing her. I must say, Mr. Ross... kinky. Eighth down was [[John Matthews]]. After [[Jackie Kovacs]] died several days ago, John swore revenge on his murderer, [[Felix Travertil]]. Well, needless to say, John didn't get his revenge. Felix just added another to his kill count.

-	Number nine to die was quite the little angel. [[Maggie Heartgreeder]] stumbled onto a downed powerline in the residential area after the storm blew through. It killed her on contact. See, kids? Even the island is out to get you. Tenth and eleventh down were [[Cathalie Meguro]] and [[Mitch Gunther]], offed by Mr. [[Franco Sebberts]]. Two more points for Franco. He's giving Mariavel a run for her money when it comes to murdering you all. Next, my favorite necrophiliac, [[~~Samuel Sorenson\|~~Sam Sorenson]], was killed off by [[Huy Tran]] when he tried to kill [[Anna Dibenidetti]]. So heroic, Mr. Tran. [[Jenna Cassidy]] was thirteenth to die, killed by [[Stephanie Crew]]. Mr. [[Roland Kelly]] finally put his name on the map when he scored kill number fourteen, [[Mihiro Duli]]. Finally, last but certainly not least, Mr. [[Damien Carter-Madison]], doormat for everyone at Gilroy Academy, was responsible for the last death of the day, [[Kristey Burrowell]]."	+	Number nine to die was quite the little angel. [[Maggie Heartgreeder]] stumbled onto a downed powerline in the residential area after the storm blew through. It killed her on contact. See, kids? Even the island is out to get you. Tenth and eleventh down were [[Cathalie Meguro]] and [[Mitch Gunther]], offed by Mr. [[Franco Sebberts]]. Two more points for Franco. He's giving Mariavel a run for her money when it comes to murdering you all. Next, my favorite necrophiliac, [[Sam Sorenson]], was killed off by [[Huy Tran]] when he tried to kill [[Anna Dibenidetti]]. So heroic, Mr. Tran. [[Jenna Cassidy]] was thirteenth to die, killed by [[Stephanie Crew]]. Mr. [[Roland Kelly]] finally put his name on the map when he scored kill number fourteen, [[Mihiro Duli]]. Finally, last but certainly not least, Mr. [[Damien Carter-Madison]], doormat for everyone at Gilroy Academy, was responsible for the last death of the day, [[Kristey Burrowell]]."

	The coldness in his voice was apparent as he announced the dead and their murderers. After all, they were just names on a page.		The coldness in his voice was apparent as he announced the dead and their murderers. After all, they were just names on a page.

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Admin — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:35:23 GMT

Fifth Announcement

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	"Good morning, children, and what a beautiful morning it is! Just take a look at this gorgeous weather we're having today! No rain, no fog, just a couple mud puddles on the ground and it's all sunshine and butterflies from here on out! Of course... it's getting down to the wire, so maybe you guys are a little too busy fighting for you lives to worry about the weather. Either way, it's irrelevant. Let's get on to the good stuff.		"Good morning, children, and what a beautiful morning it is! Just take a look at this gorgeous weather we're having today! No rain, no fog, just a couple mud puddles on the ground and it's all sunshine and butterflies from here on out! Of course... it's getting down to the wire, so maybe you guys are a little too busy fighting for you lives to worry about the weather. Either way, it's irrelevant. Let's get on to the good stuff.

-	I must admit, I'm proud of you all. You're such an improvement over our last contestants. I've never seen more hate-filled, bloodthirsty kids than you guys. Let's get on with my good ole' list of the deceased, and you'll see what I'm talking about. The first death of yesterday was Miss Lee-Ann Collier. Let this be a lesson to all of you out there. Lee-Ann teamed up with a Mr. Sam Sorenson out on the island. She thought he was her ally. He just wanted a piece of ass. A dead one, at that. Apparently, Mr. Sorenson liked the quiet ones, if you get what I mean. Either way, he wound up trying to strangle her and take advantage of her, so in true coward's fashion, Lee-Ann detonated her collar.	+	I must admit, I'm proud of you all. You're such an improvement over our last contestants. I've never seen more hate-filled, bloodthirsty kids than you guys. Let's get on with my good ole' list of the deceased, and you'll see what I'm talking about. The first death of yesterday was Miss [[Lee-Ann Collier]]. Let this be a lesson to all of you out there. Lee-Ann teamed up with a Mr. [[Samuel Sorenson\|Sam Sorenson]] out on the island. She thought he was her ally. He just wanted a piece of ass. A dead one, at that. Apparently, Mr. Sorenson liked the quiet ones, if you get what I mean. Either way, he wound up trying to strangle her and take advantage of her, so in true coward's fashion, Lee-Ann detonated her collar.

-	Fascinating, isn't it? The second death of yesterday was a true tragedy indeed. Deliah Dollop was finally reunited with her sister Debrah. I guess the pressure of the game got to her or something, because Deliah wound up having a miscarriage here on the island. Oh so tragic. Her sister wigged out and chopped her up with an axe after she found out about the pregnancy. I think that's what they call taking sisterly love a little bit too far.	+	Fascinating, isn't it? The second death of yesterday was a true tragedy indeed. [[Deliah Dollop]] was finally reunited with her sister [[Debrah Dollop\|Debrah]]. I guess the pressure of the game got to her or something, because Deliah wound up having a miscarriage here on the island. Oh so tragic. Her sister wigged out and chopped her up with an axe after she found out about the pregnancy. I think that's what they call taking sisterly love a little bit too far.

-	Third to die was Sarah Dao. It seems that Sarah was trying to, how to put it? Get her freak on with one of the random guys on the island, and Mr. Robert Adams walked up on them. Sarah tried to kill him. She, obviously, lost. Fourth and fifth to die were Seth Malvice and Walter Smith, killed by a personal favorite of mine, Miss Mariavel Varella. Seth just seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, but with Walter, it was so much more personal. Almost... intimate, even, eh Mariavel? Apparently the sex was really bad or something. Shame, Mariavel struck me as the sort of person who liked it rough. Either way, they're both dead, and she's still kicking.	+	Third to die was [[Sarah Dao]]. It seems that Sarah was trying to, how to put it? Get her freak on with one of the [[Matt Drew\|random guys]] on the island, and Mr. [[Rob Adams\|Robert Adams]] walked up on them. Sarah tried to kill him. She, obviously, lost. Fourth and fifth to die were [[Seth Malvice]] and [[Walter Smith]], killed by a personal favorite of mine, Miss [[Mariavel Varella]]. Seth just seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, but with Walter, it was so much more personal. Almost... intimate, even, eh Mariavel? Apparently the sex was really bad or something. Shame, Mariavel struck me as the sort of person who liked it rough. Either way, they're both dead, and she's still kicking.

-	Number six was Burton Harris. He and Chiaki Takao wound up mixing it up, but when the area they were in became a dangerzone, Chiaki had enough sense to get the hell out. Burton, however, didn't. Collar detonation for him. BOOM!"	+	Number six was [[Burton Harris]]. He and [[Chiaki Takao]] wound up mixing it up, but when the area they were in became a dangerzone, Chiaki had enough sense to get the hell out. Burton, however, didn't. Collar detonation for him. BOOM!"

	Danya laughed audibly for a moment before continuing.		Danya laughed audibly for a moment before continuing.

-	"Now then, seventh to die was another personal favorite of mine, An Linh Tuan. Miss Tuan had kept a pretty low profile on the island since mixing it up with Jonathan Michaels way back on Day One. Least, she kept a low profile until she ran into Blake Ross. It was love at first sight, or something like that. Apparently, Blake likes to get rough, ladies. He wound up throwing the poor girl through a window and killing her. I must say, Mr. Ross... kinky. Eighth down was John Matthews. After Jackie Kovacs died ~~was~~ several days ago, John swore revenge on his murderer, Felix Travertil. Well, needless to say, John didn't get his revenge. Felix just added another to his kill count.	+	"Now then, seventh to die was another personal favorite of mine, [[An Linh Tuan]]. Miss Tuan had kept a pretty low profile on the island since mixing it up with [[Jonathan Michaels]] way back on Day One. Least, she kept a low profile until she ran into [[Blake Ross]]. It was love at first sight, or something like that. Apparently, Blake likes to get rough, ladies. He wound up throwing the poor girl through a window and killing her. I must say, Mr. Ross... kinky. Eighth down was [[John Matthews]]. After [[Jackie Kovacs]] died several days ago, John swore revenge on his murderer, [[Felix Travertil]]. Well, needless to say, John didn't get his revenge. Felix just added another to his kill count.

-	Number nine to die was quite the little angel. Maggie Heartgreeder stumbled onto a downed powerline in the residential area after the storm blew through. It killed her on contact. See, kids? Even the island is out to get you. Tenth and eleventh down were Cathalie Meguro and Mitch Gunther, offed by Mr. Franco Sebberts. Two more points for Franco. He's giving Mariavel a run for her money when it comes to murdering you all. Next, my favorite necrophiliac, Sam Sorenson, was killed off by Huy Tran when he tried to kill Anna Dibenidetti. So heroic, Mr. Tran. Jenna Cassidy was thirteenth to die, killed by Stephanie Crew. Mr. Roland Kelly finally put his name on the map when he scored kill number fourteen, Mihiro Duli. Finally, last but certainly not least, Mr. Damien Carter-Madison, doormat for everyone at Gilroy Academy, was responsible for the last death of the day, Kristey Burrowell."	+	Number nine to die was quite the little angel. [[Maggie Heartgreeder]] stumbled onto a downed powerline in the residential area after the storm blew through. It killed her on contact. See, kids? Even the island is out to get you. Tenth and eleventh down were [[Cathalie Meguro]] and [[Mitch Gunther]], offed by Mr. [[Franco Sebberts]]. Two more points for Franco. He's giving Mariavel a run for her money when it comes to murdering you all. Next, my favorite necrophiliac, [[Samuel Sorenson\|Sam Sorenson]], was killed off by [[Huy Tran]] when he tried to kill [[Anna Dibenidetti]]. So heroic, Mr. Tran. [[Jenna Cassidy]] was thirteenth to die, killed by [[Stephanie Crew]]. Mr. [[Roland Kelly]] finally put his name on the map when he scored kill number fourteen, [[Mihiro Duli]]. Finally, last but certainly not least, Mr. [[Damien Carter-Madison]], doormat for everyone at Gilroy Academy, was responsible for the last death of the day, [[Kristey Burrowell]]."

	The coldness in his voice was apparent as he announced the dead and their murderers. After all, they were just names on a page.		The coldness in his voice was apparent as he announced the dead and their murderers. After all, they were just names on a page.

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Admin — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:24:06 GMT

Fourth Announcement

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	"Yes sir. Sorry sir. I'll be heading out shortly to fix the cameras."		"Yes sir. Sorry sir. I'll be heading out shortly to fix the cameras."

-	"Good morning, boys and girls!" five days in a row, the same greeting had blared through the PA systems spread across the island. The rain had messed with the speakers a bit, making the announcement scratchy, but still audible, "I take it you're all glad to see that the storm is finally over. Then again, with all that fog out there, I bet it's pretty hard to see much of anything, isn't it? Well, let's get on with it, then. Fourteen people died over the course of yesterday, which isn't tremendous, I must admit. Still, I guess I can cut you guys a little bit of slack, the weather was pretty bad. First on the list of the dead is Annabelle Buchannon. Apparently, Miss Buchannon got fed up with the game and decided to hang out in the Industrial District till we blew her up. Pity."	+	"Good morning, boys and girls!" five days in a row, the same greeting had blared through the PA systems spread across the island. The rain had messed with the speakers a bit, making the announcement scratchy, but still audible, "I take it you're all glad to see that the storm is finally over. Then again, with all that fog out there, I bet it's pretty hard to see much of anything, isn't it? Well, let's get on with it, then. Fourteen people died over the course of yesterday, which isn't tremendous, I must admit. Still, I guess I can cut you guys a little bit of slack, the weather was pretty bad. First on the list of the dead is [[Annabelle Buchannon]]. Apparently, Miss Buchannon got fed up with the game and decided to hang out in the Industrial District till we blew her up. Pity."

-	"Second to die was Russ Gofis. Our infamous Boy #2 had the right idea when it came to Mr. Gofis, and simply used him as an expendable asset. It seems they were looking for supplies in the mall before it became a dangerzone when Mr. Gofis got pinned under a shelf. His allies left him for dead. At least they left him a gun, so Russell shot himself rather than allowing his collar to be detonated. Number three to die was Adam Amato. He found himself on the wrong side of Brandon Cuthbert's shotgun, it seems. Fourth to die was Brandon Cuthbert, who was killed by Sera Wingfield right after offing Adam Amato. Fifth to die was Edgar Judah. What a pity, after having his brother on the last show, I was almost rooting for little Edgar. He was killed by Dan Cosyn, who injected air into his heart with a syringe. I hear that's painful."	+	"Second to die was [[Russ Gofis]]. Our infamous [[Franco Sebberts\|Boy #2]] had the right idea when it came to Mr. Gofis, and simply used him as an expendable asset. It seems they were looking for supplies in the mall before it became a dangerzone when Mr. Gofis got pinned under a shelf. His allies left him for dead. At least they left him a gun, so Russell shot himself rather than allowing his collar to be detonated. Number three to die was [[Adam Amato]]. He found himself on the wrong side of [[Brandon Cuthbert]]'s shotgun, it seems. Fourth to die was [[Brandon Cuthbert]], who was killed by [[Sera Wingfield]] right after offing [[Adam Amato]]. Fifth to die was [[Edgar Judah]]. What a pity, after having [[Hawley Faust\|his brother]] on the last show, I was almost rooting for little Edgar. He was killed by [[Dan Cosyn]], who injected air into his heart with a syringe. I hear that's painful."

-	"Moving right along, number six was Andrew Panturescu. Apparently, Mr. Panturescu hijacked a car on the island and was aimlessly driving around... at least till he nearly hit a student on the expressway and rolled the vehicle in an attempt to avoid her. The accident, of course, killed him. What a complete idiot. He should've just ran her over. Then, not only would he still be alive, but he would've gotten credit for her death! Number seven to die was Alex Ovechkin who was shot with his own gun by Mariavel Varella. Miss Varella proceeded to finish off Rupert Stockton next, giving her two kills for the day. Ninth to die? Alice Nichols, eliminated from the competition by Roland Kelly. Number ten was Shae Arnav, axed by Bryan Calvert while trying to cannibalize one of the island's many corpses. Eleventh to die was Steven Stencell. Mr. Stencell died at the hands of Matthew Drew. Congratulations on your first kill, Mr. Drew! Twelfth down was Andrew Swainson, offed by Peter Rosenthal for being at the wrong place at the wrong time and walking in on something very... shall we say, intimate. Last, but not least, killed by Mr. Damien Carter-Madison, the final student to die yesterday was Eli McConnell."	+	"Moving right along, number six was [[Andrew Panturescu]]. Apparently, Mr. Panturescu hijacked a car on the island and was aimlessly driving around... at least till he nearly hit a student on the expressway and rolled the vehicle in an attempt to avoid her. The accident, of course, killed him. What a complete idiot. He should've just ran her over. Then, not only would he still be alive, but he would've gotten credit for her death! Number seven to die was [[Alex Ovechkin]] who was shot with his own gun by [[Mariavel Varella]]. Miss Varella proceeded to finish off [[Rupert Stockton]] next, giving her two kills for the day. Ninth to die? [[Alice Nichols]], eliminated from the competition by [[Roland Kelly]]. Number ten was [[Shae Arnav]], axed by [[Bryan Calvert]] while trying to cannibalize one of the island's many corpses. Eleventh to die was [[Steven Stencell]]. Mr. Stencell died at the hands of [[Matthew Drew]]. Congratulations on your first kill, Mr. Drew! Twelfth down was [[Andrew Swainson]], offed by [[Peter Rosenthal]] for being at the wrong place at the wrong time and walking in on something very... shall we say, intimate. Last, but not least, killed by Mr. [[Damien Carter-Madison]], the final student to die yesterday was [[Eli McConnell]]."

	Danya sighed lightly. This game was going to rival the first one in tems of length, it seemed. Slowly but surely, though, it was getting down to the wire. He supposed it was time to start fencing them in.		Danya sighed lightly. This game was going to rival the first one in tems of length, it seemed. Slowly but surely, though, it was getting down to the wire. He supposed it was time to start fencing them in.

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	"Goooooood moooooorning children!" the annoyingly cheery voice of Danya boomed from the public access speakers scattered across the island, "So, it's not quite as pretty as it was yesterday out there. Looks a little bit overcast, maybe it'll rain or something. I dunno. Besides that, rain is probably the least of your worries right now. On the bright side, at least it's a little cooler out there! I can't have you guys and gals dying of heat exhaustion or anything, now. It's so much more fun watching you maim and mutilate one another. Of course, that brings me to the point of this announcement, which is to tell you who's dead and who's a murdering psychopath. So, let's get on with it, then!"		"Goooooood moooooorning children!" the annoyingly cheery voice of Danya boomed from the public access speakers scattered across the island, "So, it's not quite as pretty as it was yesterday out there. Looks a little bit overcast, maybe it'll rain or something. I dunno. Besides that, rain is probably the least of your worries right now. On the bright side, at least it's a little cooler out there! I can't have you guys and gals dying of heat exhaustion or anything, now. It's so much more fun watching you maim and mutilate one another. Of course, that brings me to the point of this announcement, which is to tell you who's dead and who's a murdering psychopath. So, let's get on with it, then!"

-	"First of all, I've gotta say, you people have really upped the ante from the first day and gotten the lead out. I'm pretty impressed. We had nearly twenty kills yesterday! How 'bout that? Well, on with the deaths then. Tenth to die yesterday morning was [[Karl Van Buren]]. Who DIDN'T see this one coming? This kid had the worst luck I've ever seen! I'll give you the short version. Karl and [[Troy McCann]] were doing it in the shower when Beth Vandelinder walked in and broke up their party. [[Gabriel Theobaldt]] followed her in there and they'd all probably have had some crazy kind of orgy or something except for the fact that I declared it a dangerzone. So, Beth and Troy hightailed it outta there and left Gabriel with Karl. I'll be honest, I was expecting some sodomization or something, but Gabriel just snapped the kid's neck and went on his way."	+	"First of all, I've gotta say, you people have really upped the ante from the first day and gotten the lead out. I'm pretty impressed. We had nearly twenty kills yesterday! How 'bout that? Well, on with the deaths then. Tenth to die yesterday morning was [[Karl Van Buren]]. Who DIDN'T see this one coming? This kid had the worst luck I've ever seen! I'll give you the short version. Karl and [[Troy McCann]] were doing it in the shower when [[Beth Vandelinder]] walked in and broke up their party. [[Gabriel Theobaldt]] followed her in there and they'd all probably have had some crazy kind of orgy or something except for the fact that I declared it a dangerzone. So, Beth and Troy hightailed it outta there and left Gabriel with Karl. I'll be honest, I was expecting some sodomization or something, but Gabriel just snapped the kid's neck and went on his way."

	"The second death of the day was [[Owen Fontaine]]. To be honest, this one made me kind of sad. I liked this kid, and so did the viewers," Danya let out a fake sob, "Anyway, this crazy looking asian kid named [[Harry Tsai]] jumped him and tried to kill him, but [[Adam Dodd]] and [[Julie Mikan]] intervened and thought that Owen was the one attacking Harry. Long story short, Julie shot Owen instead of the guy that was playing. Good job, Julie!"		"The second death of the day was [[Owen Fontaine]]. To be honest, this one made me kind of sad. I liked this kid, and so did the viewers," Danya let out a fake sob, "Anyway, this crazy looking asian kid named [[Harry Tsai]] jumped him and tried to kill him, but [[Adam Dodd]] and [[Julie Mikan]] intervened and thought that Owen was the one attacking Harry. Long story short, Julie shot Owen instead of the guy that was playing. Good job, Julie!"
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	"Fourteenth down was the lovely miss [[Kara Holmes]], although I guess she isn't so lovely now. She ran into [[Nathanial Harris]] at the sea cliffs, predictably started running her mouth, and dear Nate decided to shut her up... for good. Basically, he chopped her foot off, shoved it in her mouth, then dropped the firecrackers we gave her inside her mouth and blew her jaw clean off. Of course, her actual cause of death was suffocation from the foot wedged halfway in her throat, but I'd imagine she died very painfully... just the way we like it here at headquarters."		"Fourteenth down was the lovely miss [[Kara Holmes]], although I guess she isn't so lovely now. She ran into [[Nathanial Harris]] at the sea cliffs, predictably started running her mouth, and dear Nate decided to shut her up... for good. Basically, he chopped her foot off, shoved it in her mouth, then dropped the firecrackers we gave her inside her mouth and blew her jaw clean off. Of course, her actual cause of death was suffocation from the foot wedged halfway in her throat, but I'd imagine she died very painfully... just the way we like it here at headquarters."

-	"Fifteenth to die, rather predictably, was [[Randy Flagg]], slaughtered by [[Keith Jackson]]. Randy met up with the group in the jungle, and tried to jump on the bandwagon. Of course, it's sort of hard to jump on the bandwagon when you want to kill the people sitting on it, so of course, when Randy tried to stab Keith with his pickaxe, Keith turned around and shot the guy full of lead. Meanwhile, at the sea cliffs, [[Rebbecca Bradbury]] was busy becoming sixteenth on our list of the dead. Apparently, she'd been hiding in the bushes or something when good ole' Nate took care of Kara Holmes, and I guess it got her hot or something, 'cause she came out and started talking to him. Of course, if you guys haven't figured it out by now, Nathanial isn't the kind of guy who likes to talk, so instead of hanging out with her, he chopped off her arm and raped her with it. Course, she died of blood loss and all that fun stuff."	+	"Fifteenth to die, rather predictably, was [[Randy Flagg]], slaughtered by [[Keith Jackson]]. Randy met up with the group in the jungle, and tried to jump on the bandwagon. Of course, it's sort of hard to jump on the bandwagon when you want to kill the people sitting on it, so of course, when Randy tried to stab Keith with his pickaxe, Keith turned around and shot the guy full of lead. Meanwhile, at the sea cliffs, [[Rebbecca Bradbury]] was busy becoming sixteenth on our list of the dead. Apparently, she'd been hiding in the bushes or something when good ole' Nate took care of [[Kara Holmes]], and I guess it got her hot or something, 'cause she came out and started talking to him. Of course, if you guys haven't figured it out by now, Nathanial isn't the kind of guy who likes to talk, so instead of hanging out with her, he chopped off her arm and raped her with it. Course, she died of blood loss and all that fun stuff."

-	"Seventeenth was [[Kristin Washington]]. Kristin ran into a big group of people hanging out at the hollow tree and decided she'd help them patch up. Know what she got for her troubles? A bullet to the back of the head by [[Viktor Kurchatov~~\|Viktor Kurchov~~]], who tried to tell the group that 'he was just trying to help because she was going to kill them'. I smell bullshit, does anyone else? Unfortunately, that little group didn't kill Viktor like they probably should've, so now he'll probably be the death of them all!"	+	"Seventeenth was [[Kristin Washington]]. Kristin ran into a big group of people hanging out at the hollow tree and decided she'd help them patch up. Know what she got for her troubles? A bullet to the back of the head by [[Viktor Kurchatov]], who tried to tell the group that 'he was just trying to help because she was going to kill them'. I smell bullshit, does anyone else? Unfortunately, that little group didn't kill Viktor like they probably should've, so now he'll probably be the death of them all!"

-	"Next down was Troy McCann. Apparently, Gabriel wasn't happy just killing Karl, so he decided to off Troy too. I think Gabriel's a homophobe, personally. He chopped Troy's arm off, a page he probably took out of Nathanial's book, then proceeded to tear off Troy's manhood and shove it down his throat before he finally gave the guy a break and beheaded him. SO yeah, that made Troy... or maybe I should call him Tonya now, number eighteen on my little list of the dead. Nineteen was [[Brenden Bedard]], who died in quite possibly the stupidest way ever. He tripped, fell, hit his head on a rock, and died. The end. Boohoo."	+	"Next down was [[Troy McCann]]. Apparently, Gabriel wasn't happy just killing Karl, so he decided to off Troy too. I think Gabriel's a homophobe, personally. He chopped Troy's arm off, a page he probably took out of Nathanial's book, then proceeded to tear off Troy's manhood and shove it down his throat before he finally gave the guy a break and beheaded him. SO yeah, that made Troy... or maybe I should call him Tonya now, number eighteen on my little list of the dead. Nineteen was [[Brenden Bedard]], who died in quite possibly the stupidest way ever. He tripped, fell, hit his head on a rock, and died. The end. Boohoo."

	"[[Dan Wolfe]] wasn't too far behind him. He did exactly the same thing that Evelyn Richinson did. He even fell on the same scalpel! What stupidity! You people have got to be the clumsiest people I have ever seen! He was also shot and robbed by [[Bobby Jacks]], but, you know. On a more emotional note, [[Adwin Green]] was shot in the back by [[Paul Smith]] when she turned on his group and tried to attack [[Corbin Arlen]]. It was kind of sad, I guess. She gave the whole 'Paul... why?!" speech before she kicked the bucket, too."		"[[Dan Wolfe]] wasn't too far behind him. He did exactly the same thing that Evelyn Richinson did. He even fell on the same scalpel! What stupidity! You people have got to be the clumsiest people I have ever seen! He was also shot and robbed by [[Bobby Jacks]], but, you know. On a more emotional note, [[Adwin Green]] was shot in the back by [[Paul Smith]] when she turned on his group and tried to attack [[Corbin Arlen]]. It was kind of sad, I guess. She gave the whole 'Paul... why?!" speech before she kicked the bucket, too."
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	"Next up on our list of the dead is [[Katherine Blanco]]. Sometimes, kiddos, you don't have to wait around for the competition to kill you. Some of you are so imperfect that Mother Nature decides to do it herself. That's what happened to poor Katherine. You see, Katherine was allergic to bees. She got stung while running around the island, and she died almost immediately from an allergic reaction. Sucks to be her! Next was [[Nigel Gillespie]], killed by [[Dominica Shapiro]]. Don't let the fairer sex fool you into thinking they're weak, guys. I definitely wasn't pegging Dominica to win that fight, but she managed to kill Nigel!"		"Next up on our list of the dead is [[Katherine Blanco]]. Sometimes, kiddos, you don't have to wait around for the competition to kill you. Some of you are so imperfect that Mother Nature decides to do it herself. That's what happened to poor Katherine. You see, Katherine was allergic to bees. She got stung while running around the island, and she died almost immediately from an allergic reaction. Sucks to be her! Next was [[Nigel Gillespie]], killed by [[Dominica Shapiro]]. Don't let the fairer sex fool you into thinking they're weak, guys. I definitely wasn't pegging Dominica to win that fight, but she managed to kill Nigel!"

-	"We're slowly starting to wind down to the end of the list, but the deaths don't get any less interesting! Twenty-fourth down was [[Ric Chee]], who was killed by Bobby Jacks. Then there was Burt... Ken... ahhh... [[Ken Lawson\|Burken Larris!]] That's what I'm gonna call him, 'cause he can't seem to decide if he's Burton Harris or Ken Lawson. But yeah, this idiot managed to cheat death once before only to fall into an open hole at the graveyard and manage to get himself buried alive. Hey, at least you got buried in a cemetary, Burken! Most of these kids won't even get that! Numbers twenty-seven and twenty-eight are the last names on the list, being [[Galen Neilson]] and his girlfriend [[Nadine Willowbrook]]. I don't really know WHAT happened here. Apparently, they had a bad breakup on the island or something. Nadine shot Galen with a spear, Galen speared Nadine off the cliff. They both died!"	+	"We're slowly starting to wind down to the end of the list, but the deaths don't get any less interesting! Twenty-fourth down was [[Ric Chee]], who was killed by [[Bobby Jacks]]. Then there was Burt... Ken... ahhh... [[Ken Lawson\|Burken Larris]]! That's what I'm gonna call him, 'cause he can't seem to decide if he's [[Burton Harris]] or [[Ken Lawson]]. But yeah, this idiot managed to cheat death once before only to fall into an open hole at the graveyard and manage to get himself buried alive. Hey, at least you got buried in a cemetary, Burken! Most of these kids won't even get that! Numbers twenty-seven and twenty-eight are the last names on the list, being [[Galen Neilson]] and his girlfriend [[Nadine Willowbrook]]. I don't really know WHAT happened here. Apparently, they had a bad breakup on the island or something. Nadine shot Galen with a spear, Galen speared Nadine off the cliff. They both died!"

	Danya smirked and cleared his throat before continuing.		Danya smirked and cleared his throat before continuing.

-	"So I guess that winds up all the dead people, and we can move on to the other stuff. Effective immediately, the chapel, the lookout tower, and the showers are cleared as dangerzones. Because I'm feeling generous, I'm only going to set one today, and that's going to be the northern shore. Run while you can, kiddies! And last but not least, I've got to announce the winner of the daily Best Kill Award. Today, that award goes to a former member of my squad's little sextoy, Julie Mikan! Now Julie, the swinging bridge will be declared a temporary dangerzone that only you can access until you come pick up your weapon. We felt it was appropriate, what with you killing Owen there and all. Haha! But, don't dilly-dally! We don't have all day to wait on you, and we can ALWAYS just reopen the zone and give your new toy to someone else!"	+	"So I guess that winds up all the dead people, and we can move on to the other stuff. Effective immediately, the chapel, the lookout tower, and the showers are cleared as dangerzones. Because I'm feeling generous, I'm only going to set one today, and that's going to be the northern shore. Run while you can, kiddies! And last but not least, I've got to announce the winner of the daily Best Kill Award. Today, that award goes to a former member of my squad's little sextoy, [[Julie Mikan]]! Now Julie, the swinging bridge will be declared a temporary dangerzone that only you can access until you come pick up your weapon. We felt it was appropriate, what with you killing Owen there and all. Haha! But, don't dilly-dally! We don't have all day to wait on you, and we can ALWAYS just reopen the zone and give your new toy to someone else!"

	"I guess I'll conclude this announcement with this message. Keep on fighting, children! Remember, if you don't kill your best friend, they might kill you!"		"I guess I'll conclude this announcement with this message. Keep on fighting, children! Remember, if you don't kill your best friend, they might kill you!"

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	"My, my, my. I'm pleased, you vile little murderers. I must congratulate you. It's day eight, and the numbers are dwindling. Drastically. In fact, we're two days ahead of schedule! You're slaughtering one another MUCH faster than our last group of kids, and I've got to tell you, we're at no loss for some killer scenes. Get it? Killer? Bahaha."		"My, my, my. I'm pleased, you vile little murderers. I must congratulate you. It's day eight, and the numbers are dwindling. Drastically. In fact, we're two days ahead of schedule! You're slaughtering one another MUCH faster than our last group of kids, and I've got to tell you, we're at no loss for some killer scenes. Get it? Killer? Bahaha."

-	"So, I suppose you want to know who killed who this time and all that jazz, right? Well, I suppose I can oblige. Paris Persphone -- that's right, the notorious Paris who we thought would be a big game motivator at the beginning -- he pussied out and killed himself at the beginning of the day. Pathetic, really. Next to die was Zilya Merchenkov. I've gotta say, this was a super cool scene. We got big ratings on this one. Zilya and John Davies -- who was, coincidentally, the next person to die -- got into a fight in the school's boiler room. Well, this and that happened and then... KABOOOOOOM!"	+	"So, I suppose you want to know who killed who this time and all that jazz, right? Well, I suppose I can oblige. [[Paris Persphone]] -- that's right, the notorious Paris who we thought would be a big game motivator at the beginning -- he pussied out and killed himself at the beginning of the day. Pathetic, really. Next to die was [[Zilya Merchenkov]]. I've gotta say, this was a super cool scene. We got big ratings on this one. Zilya and [[John Davies]] -- who was, coincidentally, the next person to die -- got into a fight in the school's boiler room. Well, this and that happened and then... KABOOOOOOM!"

	He paused for a minute to compose his laughter again.		He paused for a minute to compose his laughter again.

-	"It blew up Zilya! It blew up John! It blew up Ali Grayston and Gregg Archer because they picked the wrong room to hide in! All in one glorious display of fireworks! Bahahahaha!"	+	"It blew up Zilya! It blew up John! It blew up [[Ali Grayston]] and [[Greggory Archer\|Gregg Archer]] because they picked the wrong room to hide in! All in one glorious display of fireworks! Bahahahaha!"

-	"Moving right along, then..." he uttered after a moment, "Oliver Dodd got killed by Damien Carter-Madison. The only good Dodd is a dead Dodd, I always say. Next to die was Andi Ayala. Peter used him and abused him, folks. For those of you who don't know, allow me to let you in on the latest island gossip. Apparently, Andi and Peter got off on the idea of screwing on the island. Hey, we don't mind here at Headquarters, that Grade A porno stuff sells like crazy, especially when the two people in it die horrible deaths at the end. Basically, they slept together, then Peter killed Andi. After that, Peter Rosenthal killed himself. Boo hoo, so sad."	+	"Moving right along, then..." he uttered after a moment, "[[Oliver Dodd]] got killed by [[Damien Carter-Madison]]. The only good Dodd is a dead Dodd, I always say. Next to die was [[Andi Ayala]]. Peter used him and abused him, folks. For those of you who don't know, allow me to let you in on the latest island gossip. Apparently, Andi and Peter got off on the idea of screwing on the island. Hey, we don't mind here at Headquarters, that Grade A porno stuff sells like crazy, especially when the two people in it die horrible deaths at the end. Basically, they slept together, then Peter killed Andi. After that, [[Peter Rosenthal]] killed himself. Boo hoo, so sad."

-	"Next up was Felix Travertil. Man, this was one messed up scene. Seth Mattlock shot him, then Bryan Calvert kicked him off the roof and through the skylight, killing him. Now, I'm a fan of letting you guys suffer for as long as possible, but man, I gotta tell you, it was cool stuff. Anyway, then there was this big long heartfelt train of bullshit between Calvert and Seth, seeing as Seth was the big boss man and all that. Long story short, good ole' B.C. killed Seth Mattlock at his request. Such a kind, caring soul you are, Mr. Calvert."	+	"Next up was [[Felix Travertil]]. Man, this was one messed up scene. [[Seth Mattlock]] shot him, then [[Bryan Calvert]] kicked him off the roof and through the skylight, killing him. Now, I'm a fan of letting you guys suffer for as long as possible, but man, I gotta tell you, it was cool stuff. Anyway, then there was this big long heartfelt train of bullshit between Calvert and Seth, seeing as Seth was the big boss man and all that. Long story short, good ole' B.C. killed Seth Mattlock at his request. Such a kind, caring soul you are, Mr. Calvert."

	Danya smirked.		Danya smirked.

-	"Next to die was Kayla Ravoy. This girl really was dumb. She showed up near the school where Matt Drew, Jana Brown, and Sera Wingfield were. Well, they told her to leave, and she refused. Why the hell would you refuse? Either way, Matt didn't take too kindly to this broad telling him no, and so Kayla made her way onto our list of the dead via a bullet to the head. Next up was Mr. Huy Tran, in a truly tragic and heartwrenching scene. I cried. Bahaha."	+	"Next to die was [[Kayla Ravoy]]. This girl really was dumb. She showed up near the school where [[Matthew Drew\|Matt Drew]], [[Jana Brown]], and [[Sera Wingfield]] were. Well, they told her to leave, and she refused. Why the hell would you refuse? Either way, Matt didn't take too kindly to this broad telling him no, and so Kayla made her way onto our list of the dead via a bullet to the head. Next up was Mr. [[Huy Tran]], in a truly tragic and heartwrenching scene. I cried. Bahaha."

-	"They thought they could beat the game, but they couldn't even coexist with one another. Huy teamed up with Whitney Acosta, Ricky Callahan, and Anna Dibenidetti and barricaded themselves in a house. Basically, Huy decided to be a gentleman and go check on Anna in her sleep. Know what he got for his troubles? SLASH! An axe to the chest by Anna. Totally brutal. Anna boohooed for a while after that and then killed herself, making her the next person to die."	+	"They thought they could beat the game, but they couldn't even coexist with one another. Huy teamed up with [[Whitney Acosta]], [[Ricky Callahan]], and [[Anna Dibenidetti]] and barricaded themselves in a house. Basically, Huy decided to be a gentleman and go check on Anna in her sleep. Know what he got for his troubles? SLASH! An axe to the chest by Anna. Totally brutal. Anna boohooed for a while after that and then killed herself, making her the next person to die."

-	"Meanwhile, Damien Carter-Madison was off getting his final retribution against the only remaining bully on the island, Mr. Roland Kelly. It was quick and simple, and quite frankly, I was disappointed. Shooting him in the head, Damien? You should've made him die slowly... painfully. But, whatever. He's dead, and that's all that matters, eh?"	+	"Meanwhile, [[Damien Carter-Madison]] was off getting his final retribution against the only remaining bully on the island, Mr. [[Roland Kelly]]. It was quick and simple, and quite frankly, I was disappointed. Shooting him in the head, Damien? You should've made him die slowly... painfully. But, whatever. He's dead, and that's all that matters, eh?"

-	"Next down was Matt Drew... in quite the literal sense, too. Hehe. Let's just say that Sera Wingfield took him to heaven before she sent him to hell. Hey, she was good to the man. At least she just shot him in the head. He didn't even know she killed him, it was sort of sad. She didn't live too much longer after that, herself. She ran into Gail Smith outside the school building, the two exchanged words, yadda yadda, basically, Gail Smith and Sera Wingfield killed one another in a gunfight to the death."	+	"Next down was [[Matthew Drew\|Matt Drew]]... in quite the literal sense, too. Hehe. Let's just say that [[Sera Wingfield]] took him to heaven before she sent him to hell. Hey, she was good to the man. At least she just shot him in the head. He didn't even know she killed him, it was sort of sad. She didn't live too much longer after that, herself. She ran into [[Gail Smith]] outside the school building, the two exchanged words, yadda yadda, basically, [[Gail Smith]] and [[Sera Wingfield]] killed one another in a gunfight to the death."

-	"Next was Justin Moore, and I've got to tell you, this guy has the worst luck I've seen in my life. I'll give you the short version. He tripped on a knife, stabbed himself in the gut, stumbled around for a while, fell down a manhole, broke his neck, began drowning in sewer water, and then his collar detonated. How's THAT for karma? Hope nobody used a toilet lately, otherwise you helped kill him, you sick bastards. Hahaha."	+	"Next was [[Justin Moore]], and I've got to tell you, this guy has the worst luck I've seen in my life. I'll give you the short version. He tripped on a knife, stabbed himself in the gut, stumbled around for a while, fell down a manhole, broke his neck, began drowning in sewer water, and then his collar detonated. How's THAT for karma? Hope nobody used a toilet lately, otherwise you helped kill him, you sick bastards. Hahaha."

-	"All right... the last three to die were Franco Sebberts, Blake Ross, and Horace Malcolm. Man, I don't know what happened in that building, but it must've been pretty bad. Somehow, the fools caused it to collapse, and they were all crushed by debris. That's a hell of a way to enter Endgame, eh? That's right, you heard me correctly. We're down to the final ten now. Only nine more people have to die, and one of you gets to go home. Isn't that wonderful, kids?"	+	"All right... the last three to die were [[Franco Sebberts]], [[Blake Ross]], and [[Horace Malcolm]]. Man, I don't know what happened in that building, but it must've been pretty bad. Somehow, the fools caused it to collapse, and they were all crushed by debris. That's a hell of a way to enter Endgame, eh? That's right, you heard me correctly. We're down to the final ten now. Only nine more people have to die, and one of you gets to go home. Isn't that wonderful, kids?"

	"Now, since there are so few of you left, there's certainly no need for all this space, is there? From now on, there will be only three safe zones on the island. Those zones will be the park, the hospital, and the school. All other areas are permanent dangerzones and must be evacuated immediately. In other words, get the hell out before we blow your collars. Hahaha. Fight on, little warriors, and keep the slaughter going! You're almost home free!"		"Now, since there are so few of you left, there's certainly no need for all this space, is there? From now on, there will be only three safe zones on the island. Those zones will be the park, the hospital, and the school. All other areas are permanent dangerzones and must be evacuated immediately. In other words, get the hell out before we blow your collars. Hahaha. Fight on, little warriors, and keep the slaughter going! You're almost home free!"

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	"Dun, dun, dun... another one bites the dust!" he sang to himself as he sat in his plush office chair.		"Dun, dun, dun... another one bites the dust!" he sang to himself as he sat in his plush office chair.

-	He couldn't help but feel a bit giddy. After all, the second game of Survival of the Fittest was drawing to a close. The competition was getting fiercer by the moment, and ratings were through the roof. Not surprisingly, the filthy Americans had taken to turning a profit from the deaths of these students once again, a fact illustrated by the supposed autobiography of Walter Smith that lay on his desk. Of course he'd shelled out the money for it. He'd been quite the fan of Walter's, after all.	+	He couldn't help but feel a bit giddy. After all, the second game of Survival of the Fittest was drawing to a close. The competition was getting fiercer by the moment, and ratings were through the roof. Not surprisingly, the filthy Americans had taken to turning a profit from the deaths of these students once again, a fact illustrated by the supposed autobiography of [[Walter Smith]] that lay on his desk. Of course he'd shelled out the money for it. He'd been quite the fan of Walter's, after all.

	A loud beep resounded from his watch, indicating that once again, it was time to provide doom and gloom to the island by announcing who had died, who was left, what the odds were, and all that jazz. Plus, he was quite excited about the fact that they had a brand new face on the prize list... somebody none of the terrorists had encountered yet. Somebody who thought... this truly was a game. Oh, the look on her face when she found out she'd really killed someone. It was priceless... simply priceless.		A loud beep resounded from his watch, indicating that once again, it was time to provide doom and gloom to the island by announcing who had died, who was left, what the odds were, and all that jazz. Plus, he was quite excited about the fact that they had a brand new face on the prize list... somebody none of the terrorists had encountered yet. Somebody who thought... this truly was a game. Oh, the look on her face when she found out she'd really killed someone. It was priceless... simply priceless.
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	A wide grin appeared on his features before he brought the microphone up onto his mouth and added in a whisper, "Seven days..."		A wide grin appeared on his features before he brought the microphone up onto his mouth and added in a whisper, "Seven days..."

-	A laugh followed his remark before he seemed to be back to his chipper, cheerful self, "I loved that movie, don't you all? But anyway, I suppose we should get down to business here. I'm sure you're all itching to know who bit the dust yesterday. Fifteen more students died, bringing our total to 87 down, 30 to go. Keep on killing, kids! First to die was Harry Constantine, killed by Mr. Bryan Calvert. Second down was Ernest Decarteret, offed by Marimar Perez. It was a very gorey day at the hotel, indeed. Next to fall was Michael Neely, eliminated by Mariavel Varella. Marimar Perez was next to fall, killed by Carmen Somerset. Carmen Somerset died immediately after at the hands of Mariavel Varella. Lots of action going on at the hotel, as you can see. Varella was on somewhat of a warpath."	+	A laugh followed his remark before he seemed to be back to his chipper, cheerful self, "I loved that movie, don't you all? But anyway, I suppose we should get down to business here. I'm sure you're all itching to know who bit the dust yesterday. Fifteen more students died, bringing our total to 87 down, 30 to go. Keep on killing, kids! First to die was [[Harry Constantine]], killed by Mr. [[Bryan Calvert]]. Second down was [[Ernest Decarteret]], offed by [[Marimar Perez]]. It was a very gorey day at the hotel, indeed. Next to fall was [[Michael Neely]], eliminated by [[Mariavel Varella]]. [[Marimar Perez]] was next to fall, killed by [[Carmen Somerset]]. [[Carmen Somerset]] died immediately after at the hands of [[Mariavel Varella]]. Lots of action going on at the hotel, as you can see. Varella was on somewhat of a warpath."

-	"Venus Gwendolyn was next to die. Guess she just couldn't handle the pressure of the game, so she offed herself and saved you all the trouble. Next down? Licinia Vinici, eliminated by Paris Persphone. Paris sort of disappeared into the shadows for a while, but he seems to be back in action. Franco Sebberts scored the next kill by eliminating his own traveling companion, Nathan Godwin. Just goes to show you that you can't trust anybody in the game. Stephanie Crew died next. One minute, she was fine. The next, she was using Matthew Drew's gun to blow her brains out. The next to die was at the hands of Miss Elizabeth Ebert. You're quite the actress, Miss Ebert. Congratulations on killing Penelope Withers. We enjoyed your scene very, very much."	+	"[[Venus Gwendolyn]] was next to die. Guess she just couldn't handle the pressure of the game, so she offed herself and saved you all the trouble. Next down? [[Licinia Vinici]], eliminated by [[Paris Persphone]]. Paris sort of disappeared into the shadows for a while, but he seems to be back in action. [[Franco Sebberts]] scored the next kill by eliminating his own traveling companion, [[Nathan Godwin]]. Just goes to show you that you can't trust anybody in the game. [[Stephanie Crew]] died next. One minute, she was fine. The next, she was using [[Matthew Drew]]'s gun to blow her brains out. The next to die was at the hands of Miss [[Elizabeth Ebert]]. You're quite the actress, Miss Ebert. Congratulations on killing [[Penelope Withers]]. We enjoyed your scene very, very much."

	A grin played across Danya's features at the naiveté of the young girl.		A grin played across Danya's features at the naiveté of the young girl.

-	"Matthias Kovalenko is next on our list of the dead, killed by the beautiful Miss Varella. Oh, but where's that sister of his? Dan Cosyn died next at the hands of Roland Kelly. Be careful, Mr. Kelly. You seem to be killing off everyone except your target. Next down was Debrah Dollop, killed by Vesa Turunen. Hear that, Mr. Turunen? You got the wrong girl. You murdered an innocent young lady... well, perhaps she wasn't innocent, she DID chop her sister up with an axe. Still, your girl's at large and your friend? Quite dead."	+	"[[Matthias Kovalenko]] is next on our list of the dead, killed by the beautiful Miss Varella. Oh, but where's that sister of his? [[Dan Cosyn]] died next at the hands of [[Roland Kelly]]. Be careful, Mr. Kelly. You seem to be killing off everyone except your target. Next down was [[Debrah Dollop]], killed by [[Vesa Turunen]]. Hear that, Mr. Turunen? You got the wrong girl. You murdered an innocent young lady... well, perhaps she wasn't innocent, she DID chop her sister up with an axe. Still, your girl's at large and your friend? Quite dead."

-	"Fourteenth down was Chiaki Takao, eliminated by an office favorite, Franco Sebberts. Better watch this one, folks, he's got quite the ruthless streak. Last, but certainly not least, number fifteen to die was Kevin Kapustiak, eliminated in a sneak attack by Rob Adams. Bravo, Mr. Adams. You're one of the few that seems to understand that honor and respect have no place here. After all, you DID shoot a guy in the back of the head."	+	"Fourteenth down was [[Chiaki Takao]], eliminated by an office favorite, [[Franco Sebberts]]. Better watch this one, folks, he's got quite the ruthless streak. Last, but certainly not least, number fifteen to die was [[Kevin Kapustiak]], eliminated in a sneak attack by [[Robert Adams\|Rob Adams]]. Bravo, Mr. Adams. You're one of the few that seems to understand that honor and respect have no place here. After all, you DID shoot a guy in the back of the head."

	Danya chuckled to himself for a moment before continuing.		Danya chuckled to himself for a moment before continuing.

-	"Now then... dangerzones. In addition to all the other dangerzones, we'll set up three more for this leg of the game. The forest, the sewers, and the river are now permanent dangerzones. That brings me to my final announcement of the day, our contest winner! Elizabeth Ebert, congratulations darling! We love you, we like what you do... so much so that we're going to give you a prize for killing Penelope. Head on down to the marina to pick it up, and don't dawdle, dear. Keep on killing, kids! Keep on killing!"	+	"Now then... dangerzones. In addition to all the other dangerzones, we'll set up three more for this leg of the game. The forest, the sewers, and the river are now permanent dangerzones. That brings me to my final announcement of the day, our contest winner! [[Elizabeth Ebert]], congratulations darling! We love you, we like what you do... so much so that we're going to give you a prize for killing Penelope. Head on down to the marina to pick it up, and don't dawdle, dear. Keep on killing, kids! Keep on killing!"

	Danya's voice faded off of the public access system and was once again replaced by the Queen song. Danya hoped beyond hope that by the end of the day, perhaps they'd be down to the final ten.		Danya's voice faded off of the public access system and was once again replaced by the Queen song. Danya hoped beyond hope that by the end of the day, perhaps they'd be down to the final ten.