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Romanian

Admin — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:37:31 GMT

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A Romanian is an Albanian gypsy who squats on sacred Hungarian soil. In an early example of ironic black humor, they named themselves after the great Roman civilization. They are among the most disliked economic immigrant groups in Europe, only gypsies (their cousins) are more disliked than they are. Their talents include Olympic gymnastics and stealing things.

==See also==

* [[Gypsies]]
* [[Wog]]
* [[Niggaz]]

Romanian

Admin — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:36:33 GMT

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A Romanian is an Albanian gypsy who squats on sacred Hungarian soil. In an early example of ironic black humor, they named themselves after the great Roman civilization. They are among the most disliked economic immigrant groups in Europe, only gypsies (their cousins) are more disliked than they are.

Their talents include Olympic gymnastics and stealing things.

Categories

Admin — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:32:24 GMT

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* [[Alien]]
* [[Anti-Semites]]
* [[Atheists]]
* [[Bible-toters]]
* [[Cigan]]
* [[Croats]]
* [[Curvaceous bombshell]]
* [[Dagos]]
* [[Depraved Strumpets]]
* [[Destroyer of Muds]]
* [[Deviants]]
* [[Dual Seedliners]]
* [[evil wizards]]
* [[Gypsies]]
* [[Homoѕеxuals]]
* [[Hungarians]]
* [[Internutzi]]
* [[Kikopedophiles]]
* [[Microwaved grapefruits with hair extentions]]
* [[Nazi]]
* [[Neocons]]
* [[niggaz]]
* [[Nordics]]
* [[Nutzi]]
* [[pedo priests]]
* [[Phorafag]]
* [[Portugooks]]
* [[Romanian]]
* [[Russkies]]
* [[Sand whiggers]]
* [[Serbs]]
* [[Shriners]]
* [[silky smooth thai ladyboys]]
* [[Skank]]
* [[Space Invaders]]
* [[teh joos]]
* [[Toilet slut]]
* [[uber-thin holocaust victim fashion models]]
* [[Wannarexic]]
* [[wetbacks]]
* [[whores]]
* [[Wog]]

Romanian

Admin — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:31:32 GMT

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A Romanian is an Albanian gypsy who squats on sacred Hungarian soil.

Space Invaders

Admin — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:08:42 GMT

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See [[Niggaz]]

Categories

Admin — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:07:42 GMT

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* [[Alien]]
* [[Anti-Semites]]
* [[Atheists]]
* [[Bible-toters]]
* [[Cigan]]
* [[Croats]]
* [[Curvaceous bombshell]]
* [[Dagos]]
* [[Depraved Strumpets]]
* [[Destroyer of Muds]]
* [[Deviants]]
* [[Dual Seedliners]]
* [[evil wizards]]
* [[Gypsies]]
* [[Homoѕеxuals]]
* [[Hungarians]]
* [[Internutzi]]
* [[Kikopedophiles]]
* [[Microwaved grapefruits with hair extentions]]
* [[Nazi]]
* [[Neocons]]
* [[niggaz]]
* [[Nordics]]
* [[Nutzi]]
* [[pedo priests]]
* [[Phorafag]]
* [[Portugooks]]
* [[Russkies]]
* [[Sand whiggers]]
* [[Serbs]]
* [[Shriners]]
* [[silky smooth thai ladyboys]]
* [[Skank]]
* [[Space Invaders]]
* [[teh joos]]
* [[Toilet slut]]
* [[uber-thin holocaust victim fashion models]]
* [[Wannarexic]]
* [[wetbacks]]
* [[whores]]
* [[Wog]]

Alien

Admin — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:06:44 GMT

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This creature seems to be one:

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Nordish

Admin — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 18:04:42 GMT

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The Mongol leader Temujin (AD 1167-1227), better known by his title Genghis Khan (Universal Ruler), was a man of strongly Nordish racial ancestry. - Karl Earlson [http://www.white-history.com/earlson/genghis.htm white-history.com]

Note: I've never seen a single depiction, Chinese or otherwise, of Genghis Khan having blue eyes or light hair. Only Emperors of China depicted this way was 1. Jianwendi aka Sima Yu (ruled 371-372), Jin Emperor, 2. Wudi aka Sima Jan (ruled 265-290), Jin Emperor and 3. Shihuangdi aka Ying Zheng, Qin Emperor (ruled 221-210 bc).

[http://china.kulichki.com/pictures/thumbnails.php?album=335 Emperors of China]

Kippa

Admin — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 17:37:45 GMT

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A ''kippa'' is a little beanie worn by Jewish guys. The smaller it is, the sillier it looks. It is often attached to the hair with a small [[hairclip]] to keep it from slipping off the head. The plural term for kippa is ''kippot''. The kippa is a modern invention, and bears no resemblance to the headwear of the Israelites. The ancient Jews wore a headwear similar in style to [[keffiyeh]] and [[turban|turbans]] now associated with Arab people.

==Kippot on non-Jews==

Gentiles, especially politicians, sometimes wear a kippa to Jewish events, synagogues, or visiting some special place in Israel as a sign of respect for the Jewish religion. Perhaps they are under the mistaken impression it is a requirement in Judaism. It isn't, as there is no scripture requiring it. It is basically a Jewish cultural tradition like matzo ball soup or usury.

==Images==
[[Image:Kippa clinton.jpg|200px|Slick Willy]]

[[Image:Koizumi Yarmulke.jpg|200px|Koizumi]]

[[Image:Charles in kippa.gif|200px|Chuck]]

[[Image:Handsonwall.jpg|200px|D Lama]]

==Similar items==
Catholic clergymen (bishops - including [[the Pope]]) wear a ''zucchetto'' (Italian for ''little pumpkin''), which is a skull cap similar to a kippa. Unlike the Jewish kippa, a ''zucchetto'' has a small "stem" at the top for gripping, which explains the name.

Some Muslim men wear a skull cap called a ''[[kufi]]''. These take different shapes depending on culture, but they are almost always larger than the Jewish kippa.

Kippa

Admin — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 17:36:46 GMT

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A ''kippa'' is a little beanie worn by Jewish guys. The smaller it is, the sillier it looks. It is often attached to the hair with a small [[hairclip]] to keep it from slipping off the head. The plural term for kippa is ''kippot''. The kippa is a modern invention, and bears no resemblance to the headwear of the Israelites. The ancient Jews wore a headwear similar in style to [[keffiyeh]] and [[turban|turbans]] now associated with Arab people.

==Kippot on non-Jews==

Gentiles, especially politicians, sometimes wear a kippa to Jewish events, synagogues, or visiting some special place in Israel as a sign of respect for the Jewish religion. Perhaps they are under the mistaken impression it is a requirement in Judaism. It isn't, as there is no scripture requiring it. It is basically a Jewish cultural tradition like matzo ball soup or usury.

==Images==
[[Image:Kippa clinton.jpg|200px]]

[[Image:Koizumi Yarmulke.jpg|200px]]

[[Image:Charles in kippa.gif|200px]]

[[Image:Handsonwall.jpg|200px]]

==Similar items==
Catholic clergymen (bishops - including [[the Pope]]) wear a ''zucchetto'' (Italian for ''little pumpkin''), which is a skull cap similar to a kippa. Unlike the Jewish kippa, a ''zucchetto'' has a small "stem" at the top for gripping, which explains the name.

Some Muslim men wear a skull cap called a ''[[kufi]]''. These take different shapes depending on culture, but they are almost always larger than the Jewish kippa.

Individuals

Admin — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 17:36:08 GMT

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==Internet characters==
* [[Brandon Orr]]
* [[Cosmocreator]]
* [[Frank]]
* [[Isabella]]
* [[Kudzu]]
* [[Newswatcher]]
* [[Todd Brendan Fahey]]
* [[Vikinkur]]

==Celebrities==
* [[Christopher Walken]]
* [[Dalai Lama]]
* [[Eva Braun]]
* [[George Costanza]]
* [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]]
* [[Lenin]]
* [[Malcolm McDowell]]
* [[Pat Robertson]]
* [[Philip Kirkorov]]
* [[Richard Gere]]
* [[Snoop Dogg]]
* [[Strom Thurmond]]

==Patron Saints==
* [[Adolf Hitler]] Patron saint of white people
* [[Björk]] & [[Crispin Glover]] Patron saints of Sarahstan
* [[David Icke]] Patron saint of Speakeasy (second only to [[Martin Lindstedt]] himself)

Jerry Falwell

Admin — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 17:32:39 GMT

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Burns in hell as we speak.

Wog

Admin — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 17:20:47 GMT

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==See also==

* [[Croats]]
* [[Gypsies]]
* [[Niccolo and Donkey]]
* [[Serbs]]

AC-DC

Admin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:20:12 GMT

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Misc

Admin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:14:16 GMT

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* [[۞]]
* [['sploded]]
* [[14 Words]]
* [[AC-DC]]
* [[Al Aqsa Mosque]]
* [[Angry monkey]]
* [[Anti-Defamation League]]
* [[Aryan Turk]]
* [[Asian cuisine]]
* [[Astroturfing]]
* [[AzNs]]
* [[Bactrian two-humper abominations]]
* [[Balkback]]
* [[black moose cock]]
* [[Bongo Storm]]
* [[Buttlicking Butler]]
* [[Catfight]]
* [[Catholicism]]
* [[Chinese Swaztika Newsletter]]
* [[eating a banana in the bathtub]]
* [[Enemies of Allah]]
* [[Fag face]]
* [[Fap]]
* [[Female fap]]
* [[Fox News]]
* [[Freemasonry]]
* [[Gaydar]]
* [[The Internet]]
* [[Islam]]
* [[The Jerry Springer Show]]
* [[jewlag]]
* [[Jungle Fever]]
* [[Kikeflatulence]]
* [[Kramergate]]
* [[Metroѕеxuals]]
* [[NATO]]
* [[Nogsploitation]]
* [[politics]]
* [[The Pope]]
* [[Protestantism]]
* [[ringing the bell]]
* [[Sexual education films]]
* [[Some of my best friends are...]]
* [[TNB]]
* [[Watermelon Hat]]

==Sarah's fashion & etc articles==

* [[Ascot]]
* [[Cravat]]
* [[Hairclip]]
* [[Hijab]]
* [[Junk in the trunk]]
* [[Keffiyeh]]
* [[Khimaar]]
* [[Kippa]]
* [[Kufi]]
* [[Tanning salon]]
* [[Tramp stamp]]
* [[Turban]]
* [[Tzniut]]

Misc

Admin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:13:11 GMT

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* [[۞]]
* [['sploded]]
* [[14 Words]]
* [[AC-DC]]
* [[Al Aqsa Mosque]]
* [[Anti-Defamation League]]
* [[Aryan Turk]]
* [[Asian cuisine]]
* [[Astroturfing]]
* [[AzNs]]
* [[Bactrian two-humper abominations]]
* [[Balkback]]
* [[black moose cock]]
* [[Bongo Storm]]
* [[Buttlicking Butler]]
* [[Catfight]]
* [[Catholicism]]
* [[Chinese Swaztika Newsletter]]
* [[eating a banana in the bathtub]]
* [[Enemies of Allah]]
* [[Fag face]]
* [[Fap]]
* [[Female fap]]
* [[Fox News]]
* [[Freemasonry]]
* [[Gaydar]]
* [[The Internet]]
* [[Islam]]
* [[The Jerry Springer Show]]
* [[jewlag]]
* [[Jungle Fever]]
* [[Kikeflatulence]]
* [[Kramergate]]
* [[Metroѕеxuals]]
* [[NATO]]
* [[Nogsploitation]]
* [[politics]]
* [[The Pope]]
* [[Protestantism]]
* [[ringing the bell]]
* [[Sexual education films]]
* [[Some of my best friends are...]]
* [[TNB]]
* [[Watermelon Hat]]

==Sarah's fashion & etc articles==

* [[Ascot]]
* [[Cravat]]
* [[Hairclip]]
* [[Hijab]]
* [[Junk in the trunk]]
* [[Keffiyeh]]
* [[Khimaar]]
* [[Kippa]]
* [[Kufi]]
* [[Tanning salon]]
* [[Tramp stamp]]
* [[Turban]]
* [[Tzniut]]

Crispin Glover

Admin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:39:43 GMT

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[[Image:Crispinglover.jpg|thumb|right|Crispin Hellion Glover]]

Crispin Glover was born on [[Christmas|December 25]], 0000 in Bethlehem, [[Israel]]. He later moved to Mongolia, which he conquered single-handedly, overthrowing the brutal dictatorship of Chaka Khan, daughter of [[Kublai Khan]]. He settled into a small village outside of Ulaan Bataar where he invented oatmeal, [[the Internet]], [[furries]], [[God]], maxipads and the skateboard, but then decided to become an actor. To do this, he travelled through time to the 1980's using a Mongolian [[donkey]] caravan fitted with a [[flux capacitor]].
[[Image:Man-riding-donkey.jpg|thumb|135px|left|Donkeymachine]]
This idea was subsequently stolen by Steven Spielberg and made into a movie called ''Back to the Future'', in which Crispin Glover's evil twin Rubin portrayed him. Glover sued Spielberg for stealing his idea, and won $721 trillion dollars and the title ''Pharoah of Egypt'', which includes legal rights to call Spielberg & friends for pyramid-building duties.

Despite this small setback, Crispin Glover went on to act in dozens of films, most of which are about fucking weirdos doing weird fucking things. After winning 644 Oscar awards in one night, Crispin Glover decided to stop acting for a while and start making his own films, most of which are achingly beautiful, silent portrayals the wretched lives of gay anteaters abused by porn actresses while trapped in [[Rosanne Barr]]'s backyard as a poignant allegory of mankind's cruelty to one another. He won a special award for bringing sexy back in 2007.

==Current whereabouts==

It is thought Crispin Glover now lives in Northern Antarctica with a group of penguins who have accepted him as one of them and elected him their [[God]]. Some theorize he lives in [[Compton]] where he manages a liquor & bail bonds shop with his ho Shaniqua Laquifa Jackson. Still others postulate he lives on a pirate ship surrounded by hot, skanky broads. No one knows for sure.

==Titles==

* The Lizard King (stolen from the ghost of Jim Morrison in 1978 after a brutal game of strip Monopoly)
* King of the Echo People (as of 1991)
* Maharajah of Bong Hits and Trippin Balls on LSD (1987-1993)

==Crispin Glover Facts==

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Crispin Glover.

Crispin Glover doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Crispin Glover.

Crispin Glover can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Crispin Glover gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Crispintatorship.

Kublai Khan

Admin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:38:51 GMT

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[[Image:Kublai Khan.jpg|150px|left|Хубилай_хаан]]

Мөнх хааны дүү Хубилай 1215 оны хөхөгчин гахай жил төрж, 1260 оны цагаан бичин жил хаан ширээнд суужээ. Хубилай хаан Монгол гүрний улс төрийн төвийг өмнө зүгт Бээжинд шилжүүлж Монгол, Хятад, Төвд зэрэг улс орныг хамтатган захирсан Юань гүрнийг байгуулсан байна. Тэр үеэс Монгол гүрэн задрах аястай болж эхэлсэн авч Монголчууд дэлхийн соёл иргэншилд үнэтэй хувь нэмэр оруулсан байсан ажээ. Хубилай хаан 1294 оны хөх морин жил таалал төгссөн билээ.

File:Kublai Khan.jpg

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Dalai Lama

Admin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:32:09 GMT

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Tenzin Gyatso is a shabbos goy.
[[Image:Handsonwall.jpg|thumb|160px|wtf]]

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Niccolo and Donkey

Admin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:10:10 GMT

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[[Image:Gypsy.jpg|200px|thumb|Niccolo works on his tan]]

==Role on Speakeasy and Personal life==

The owner and administrator of Speakeasy, Niccolo is of Balkan-Roma descent and lives in downtown Toronto, Ontario with his life partner, Liberian expatriate and tone-poet Deborah Allawi. They have one three-year old daughter, Sunshine, whom Niccolo proudly describes as "Canada's future governor-general!"

For Niccolo's views on national governance, please see [[The Glorious Turkmenbashi]]

The man is also a well known jeans and cigarette smuggler to Croatian and Canadian authorities. Niccolo doesn't like Slovenians either, every time he tries to cross the border they call him cigan (i.e. gypsy).

==Disappearances==

Speakeasy was temporarily down for a month after Niccolo was shot to death by NATO soldiers on a trip back to Croatia, but was resurrected after 30 days with its owner.
[[Image:Carton.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Where's Nic?]]

In mid-July 2007, he was kidnapped by Richard Gere's crack team of teenage mutant ninja [[gerbil|gerbils]] while vacationing. His wereabouts are to this day unknown. One theory states that [[Richard Gere]] is forcing the men of the Balkans (including Niccolo and [[Awar]]) to incubate mutant rodents in their anuses and sending them to China to battle Hu Jintao's kung-fu robots as part of the Dalai Lama's bid for world domination and to free Tibet. [[Richard Gere]] denied these allegations while the [[Dalai Lama]] had no comment.

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Richard Gere

Admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:46:08 GMT

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[[Image:RICHARD-GERE.jpg|thumb|Keep this man and his gerbil army away from your anus.]]

Richard Gere is a man who uses his acting career and political activism as a front for his top secret Buddhist ninja team comprised of himself and 4 mutated, anthropomorphized teenage gerbils.

==How it started==

While dating [[Cindy Crawford]], one night Richard Gere decided to stuff some gerbils in his anus for fun. When they were extracted a few hours later (after he had played tennis, went swimming and went to the Oscars), he found the gerbils had mutated into strange, slime covered things. They quickly grew to be 6 feet tall. He taught them to read, speak, and to understand both Buddhism and ninjitsu. He named each of them after a famous person with HIV/AIDS: Magic Johnson (the thoughtful one), Keith Haring (the rude one), Arthur Ashe (the brainiac), Freddie Mercury (the silly, surfing & pizza-obsessed one).

==The Dalai Lama's Elite Ninja Forces==

From that day on, he decided to use his ninja gerbils as elite warriors to free Tibet and create the Dalai Lama's 10,000 year Reich. But he realized that 4 ninja gerbils were not enough to defeat the evil robotic forces of Hu Jintao, so he went about kidnapping the toughest men in the world ([[Croats]] and [[Serbs]]) and implanted gerbils in their anuses to create more teenage mutant ninja gerbils. This is a possible explanation of the disappearance of [[Niccolo and Donkey]].

==Teenage Mutant Ninja Gerbil in Training==

[[Image:Gerbil2.jpg|150px]]

Strom Thurmond

Admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:41:15 GMT

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He conducted the longest fillibuster in the history of the Senate, speaking for over 24 hours in order to block the Civil Rights Act of 1957.

Individuals

Admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:39:46 GMT

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==Internet characters==
* [[Brandon Orr]]
* [[Cosmocreator]]
* [[Frank]]
* [[Isabella]]
* [[Kudzu]]
* [[Newswatcher]]
* [[Todd Brendan Fahey]]
* [[Vikinkur]]

==Celebrities==
* [[Christopher Walken]]
* [[Eva Braun]]
* [[George Costanza]]
* [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]]
* [[Lenin]]
* [[Malcolm McDowell]]
* [[Pat Robertson]]
* [[Philip Kirkorov]]
* [[Richard Gere]]
* [[Snoop Dogg]]
* [[Strom Thurmond]]

==Patron Saints==
* [[Adolf Hitler]] Patron saint of white people
* [[Björk]] & [[Crispin Glover]] Patron saints of Sarahstan
* [[David Icke]] Patron saint of Speakeasy (second only to [[Martin Lindstedt]] himself)

Individuals

Admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:05:14 GMT

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==Internet characters==
* [[Brandon Orr]]
* [[Cosmocreator]]
* [[Frank]]
* [[Isabella]]
* [[Kudzu]]
* [[Newswatcher]]
* [[Todd Brendan Fahey]]
* [[Vikinkur]]

==Celebrities==
* [[Christopher Walken]]
* [[Eva Braun]]
* [[George Costanza]]
* [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]]
* [[Lenin]]
* [[Malcolm McDowell]]
* [[Pat Robertson]]
* [[Philip Kirkorov]]
* [[Richard Gere]]
* [[Snoop Dogg]]

==Patron Saints==
* [[Adolf Hitler]] Patron saint of white people
* [[Björk]] & [[Crispin Glover]] Patron saints of Sarahstan
* [[David Icke]] Patron saint of Speakeasy (second only to [[Martin Lindstedt]] himself)

Pat Robertson

Admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:00:41 GMT

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Also known as the Antichrist. Some of the hottest spots in hell are reserved for televangelists.

==Controversy==

===Military record===

Former Republican Congressman Paul "Pete" McCloskey, Jr., who served with Robertson in Korea, claimed that Robertson was actually spared combat duty when his powerful father, a U.S. Senator, intervened on his behalf, claiming that instead Robertson spent most of his time in an office in Japan. According to McCloskey, his time in the service was not in combat but as the "liquor officer" responsible for keeping the officers' clubs supplied with liquor.

Paul Brosman, Jr., another veteran who had served with Robertson, claimed in a deposition that Robertson had ѕехual relations with prostitutes and ѕехually harassed a cleaning girl. Robertson has described these allegations as "an attack by liberals to discredit me."

===Wealth===

Robertson's extensive business interests have earned him a net worth estimated between $200 million and $1 billion. Still he begs for donations from the millions of idiots who watch 700 Club and take it seriously.

===Faith-Healing===

In the 1970s and 1980s Robertson was a faith healer, and James Randi devoted a chapter, "A World of Knowledge from Pat Robertson" on Robertson in Randi's book The Faith Healers. Randi commented that "in 1986, soon after the full importance of the AIDS epidemic began to become evident, Robertson was attempting to cure it" by proclaiming people cured after prayer..

Robertson prayed to God to steer hurricanes away from his companies' Virginia Beach, Virginia, headquarters. He took credit for steering the course in 1985 of Hurricane Gloria, which caused billions of dollars of destruction in many states along the U.S. east coast. He made a similar claim about another destructive storm, Hurricane Felix, in 1995.

In February 2003, Pat announced that God had afflicted him with potentially life-threatening prostate cancer. Did he turn to faith healing? No. He turned to secular medicine; surgeons excised the cancerous tissue.

===September 11===

He agreed with Falwell when Falwell stated that the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks were caused by "pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, lesbians, the American Civil Liberties Union and the People for the American Way."

===Gay Day at Disney World===

On the June 8, 1998 edition of his show, Robertson denounced Orlando, Florida and Disney World for allowing a privately sponsored "Gay Days" weekend. Robertson stated that the acceptance of homoѕехuality could result in hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, terrorist bombings and "possibly a meteor."

==Trivia==

* When he prays to Jesus, he squishes his stupid little face up like he is taking a dump.
* He was a supporter of Liberian warlord Charles Taylor and invested $8,000,000 in Liberian gold mines.
* Robertson was a friend of Zaire's dictator Mobutu Sese Seko and used his ''Operation Blessing'' planes paid for with tax-free charity donations to transport diamonds and mining equipment for his African Development Corporation.
* [http://capmag.com/article.asp?ID=507 Pat Robertson supports forced abortions in China, but opposes voluntary abortions in America.]
* Pat called the Iraq war "a righteous cause out of the Bible."
* Pat called Hinduism "demonic" and said that Hindus should be barred from entering the United States. He said that they worship "idols" and "hundreds of millions of deities," which "has put a nation in bondage to spiritual forces that have deceived many for thousands of years."
* Robertson claims on his web site that through training and his "Age-Defying energy shake", he is able to leg press 2,000 pounds.
* On the February 7, 2007 edition of the 700 Club, Robertson stated that people who have too much plastic surgery "got the eyes like they're Oriental" and stretched his eyelids in a manner stereotypical of Asians.
* Pat [http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2005/181105eldiablo.htm says]: "Like it or not big brother is on your case all the time and we're gonna have our eyes, the iris scanned, all kinds of things these days for identification to make sure you're not some bad guy with a bomb."
* Pat says: "You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist."
* Pat Robertson eats Satan's turds.

Philip Kirkorov

Admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:58:54 GMT

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A Bulgarian-born Jewish singer who is popular with old ladies in Russia, God knows why. He is considered the Michael Jackson of Russia. He is also an [http://www.funreports.com/fun/12-08-2004/1066-0 asshole with mental problems].

==Pics==

http://entimg.msn.com/i/wi/05/08/31/134377/5798647.jpg

http://entimg.msn.com/i/wi/05/08/31/134377/5799518.jpg

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And, yes, he is serious.

==Lyrics==
"''You're my little bunny girl, I'm your little bunny boy.''"

Individuals

Admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:56:20 GMT

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==Internet characters==
* [[Brandon Orr]]
* [[Cosmocreator]]
* [[Frank]]
* [[Isabella]]
* [[Kudzu]]
* [[Newswatcher]]
* [[Todd Brendan Fahey]]
* [[Vikinkur]]

==Celebrities==
* [[Christopher Walken]]
* [[Eva Braun]]
* [[George Costanza]]
* [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]]
* [[Lenin]]
* [[Pat Robertson]]
* [[Philip Kirkorov]]
* [[Richard Gere]]
* [[Snoop Dogg]]

==Patron Saints==
* [[Adolf Hitler]] Patron saint of white people
* [[Björk]] & [[Crispin Glover]] Patron saints of Sarahstan
* [[David Icke]] Patron saint of Speakeasy (second only to [[Martin Lindstedt]] himself)

Snoop Dogg

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[[Image:Snoop Dogg.jpg|200px]]

A blizzack memberizzle of the Cripizzles who smokizzles chronicizzle and rapizzles in the hizzay ma nizzay, an importantizzle talentizzle earningizzay himizzle mad greenizzle. Acquittizzled of popping a capizzle in some muthafucka in a gangizzle disputizzle and is oftenizzle arrestizzled on druggizzle or weaponizzles chargizzles everywhizzy he muthafuckin be.

==Snoop's dialect of Ebonics==

The second syllable of some words in a sentence (nouns, adverbs and adjectives, primarily) are dropped and replaced with "izzle" or alternately "izzy."

"Anyway, gentlemen, I'm going to go converse with that young lady over there and perhaps acquire her telephone number. Perhaps she'll be interested enough in me to retire to my abode where we shall have tea and crumpets and chat about current events. Right-right. Good evening."

becomes

"Anywizzy mah niggaz I fen to peep dat ho across the way and git me her digitizzles. Maybe dat ho wanna rizzle to mah cribizzle and let me bust my jimmizzle all up in dat. Fo shizzle. Keep it rizzle!"

Boxcar Willie

Admin — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:44:14 GMT

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Boxcar Willie is a Satan-Worshipping, Blood-Drinking, Shapeshifting Reptillian Space Alien.

Kris Kristofferson

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Kris Kristofferson is a Satan-Worshipping, Blood-Drinking, Shapeshifting Reptillian Space Alien.

David Icke

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[[Image:Creature.jpg]][[Image:Icke.jpg]]

A Speakeasy icon. Believes that the world is being run by a race of shapeshifting reptiles, and that [[Kris Kristofferson]] and [[Boxcar Willie]] are foremost amongst these monsters. Whenever David Icke is mentioned the initials PBUH (for praise be unto him) invariable follow.

==Appropriate links==

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEaZMOprAAI David Icke Speaks!] (video)
* [http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/ David Icke] (official website)

۞

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۞ marks the end of a chapter in the Arabic Qur'an. Emo kids use it to mark their gayness.

Misc

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* [[۞]]
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* [[14 Words]]
* [[Al Aqsa Mosque]]
* [[Anti-Defamation League]]
* [[Aryan Turk]]
* [[Asian cuisine]]
* [[Astroturfing]]
* [[AzNs]]
* [[Bactrian two-humper abominations]]
* [[Balkback]]
* [[black moose cock]]
* [[Bongo Storm]]
* [[Buttlicking Butler]]
* [[Catfight]]
* [[Catholicism]]
* [[Chinese Swaztika Newsletter]]
* [[eating a banana in the bathtub]]
* [[Enemies of Allah]]
* [[Fag face]]
* [[Fap]]
* [[Female fap]]
* [[Fox News]]
* [[Freemasonry]]
* [[Gaydar]]
* [[The Internet]]
* [[Islam]]
* [[The Jerry Springer Show]]
* [[jewlag]]
* [[Jungle Fever]]
* [[Kikeflatulence]]
* [[Kramergate]]
* [[Metroѕеxuals]]
* [[NATO]]
* [[Nogsploitation]]
* [[politics]]
* [[The Pope]]
* [[Protestantism]]
* [[ringing the bell]]
* [[Sexual education films]]
* [[Some of my best friends are...]]
* [[TNB]]
* [[Watermelon Hat]]

==Sarah's fashion & etc articles==

* [[Ascot]]
* [[Cravat]]
* [[Hairclip]]
* [[Hijab]]
* [[Junk in the trunk]]
* [[Keffiyeh]]
* [[Khimaar]]
* [[Kippa]]
* [[Kufi]]
* [[Tanning salon]]
* [[Tramp stamp]]
* [[Turban]]
* [[Tzniut]]

Categories

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* [[Anti-Semites]]
* [[Atheists]]
* [[Bible-toters]]
* [[Cigan]]
* [[Croats]]
* [[Curvaceous bombshell]]
* [[Dagos]]
* [[Depraved Strumpets]]
* [[Destroyer of Muds]]
* [[Deviants]]
* [[Dual Seedliners]]
* [[evil wizards]]
* [[Gypsies]]
* [[Homoѕеxuals]]
* [[Hungarians]]
* [[Internutzi]]
* [[Kikopedophiles]]
* [[Microwaved grapefruits with hair extentions]]
* [[Nazi]]
* [[Neocons]]
* [[niggaz]]
* [[Nordics]]
* [[Nutzi]]
* [[pedo priests]]
* [[Phorafag]]
* [[Portugooks]]
* [[Russkies]]
* [[Sand whiggers]]
* [[Serbs]]
* [[Shriners]]
* [[silky smooth thai ladyboys]]
* [[Skank]]
* [[teh joos]]
* [[Toilet slut]]
* [[uber-thin holocaust victim fashion models]]
* [[Wannarexic]]
* [[wetbacks]]
* [[whores]]
* [[Wog]]

The Internet

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[[Image:tubes.jpg|500px|Tubes]]

The Internet is a series of tubes, rather than a big truck.

==About the Tubes==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs Series of Tubes Music Video]

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* [[Anti-Semites]]
* [[Atheists]]
* [[Bible-toters]]
* [[Cigan]]
* [[Croats]]
* [[Curvaceous bombshell]]
* [[Dagos]]
* [[Depraved Strumpets]]
* [[Destroyer of Muds]]
* [[Deviants]]
* [[Dual Seedliners]]
* [[evil wizards]]
* [[Gypsies]]
* [[Homoѕеxuals]]
* [[Hungarians]]
* [[The Internet]]
* [[Internutzi]]
* [[Kikopedophiles]]
* [[Microwaved grapefruits with hair extentions]]
* [[Nazi]]
* [[Neocons]]
* [[niggaz]]
* [[Nordics]]
* [[Nutzi]]
* [[pedo priests]]
* [[Phorafag]]
* [[Portugooks]]
* [[Russkies]]
* [[Sand whiggers]]
* [[Serbs]]
* [[Shriners]]
* [[silky smooth thai ladyboys]]
* [[Skank]]
* [[teh joos]]
* [[Toilet slut]]
* [[uber-thin holocaust victim fashion models]]
* [[Wannarexic]]
* [[wetbacks]]
* [[whores]]
* [[Wog]]

The Internet

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[[Image:tubes.jpg|500px|Tubes]]

The Internet is a series of tubes, rather than a big truck.

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Crispin Glover

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[[Image:Crispinglover.jpg|thumb|right|Crispin Hellion Glover]]

Crispin Glover was born on [[Christmas|December 25]], 0000 in Bethlehem, [[Israel]]. He later moved to Mongolia, which he conquered single-handedly, overthrowing the brutal dictatorship of Chaka Khan, daughter of Kublai Khan. He settled into a small village outside of Ulaan Bataar where he invented oatmeal, [[the Internet]], [[furries]], [[God]], maxipads and the skateboard, but then decided to become an actor. To do this, he travelled through time to the 1980's using a Mongolian [[donkey]] caravan fitted with a [[flux capacitor]].
[[Image:Man-riding-donkey.jpg|thumb|135px|left|Donkeymachine]]
This idea was subsequently stolen by Steven Spielberg and made into a movie called ''Back to the Future'', in which Crispin Glover's evil twin Rubin portrayed him. Glover sued Spielberg for stealing his idea, and won $721 trillion dollars and the title ''Pharoah of Egypt'', which includes legal rights to call Spielberg & friends for pyramid-building duties.

Despite this small setback, Crispin Glover went on to act in dozens of films, most of which are about fucking weirdos doing weird fucking things. After winning 644 Oscar awards in one night, Crispin Glover decided to stop acting for a while and start making his own films, most of which are achingly beautiful, silent portrayals the wretched lives of gay anteaters abused by porn actresses while trapped in [[Rosanne Barr]]'s backyard as a poignant allegory of mankind's cruelty to one another. He won a special award for bringing sexy back in 2007.

==Current whereabouts==

It is thought Crispin Glover now lives in Northern Antarctica with a group of penguins who have accepted him as one of them and elected him their [[God]]. Some theorize he lives in [[Compton]] where he manages a liquor & bail bonds shop with his ho Shaniqua Laquifa Jackson. Still others postulate he lives on a pirate ship surrounded by hot, skanky broads. No one knows for sure.

==Titles==

* The Lizard King (stolen from the ghost of Jim Morrison in 1978 after a brutal game of strip Monopoly)
* King of the Echo People (as of 1991)
* Maharajah of Bong Hits and Trippin Balls on LSD (1987-1993)

==Crispin Glover Facts==

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Crispin Glover.

Crispin Glover doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Crispin Glover.

Crispin Glover can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Crispin Glover gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Crispintatorship.

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Individuals

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==Internet characters==
* [[Brandon Orr]]
* [[Cosmocreator]]
* [[Frank]]
* [[Isabella]]
* [[Kudzu]]
* [[Newswatcher]]
* [[Todd Brendan Fahey]]
* [[Vikinkur]]

==Celebrities==
* [[Björk]]
* [[Christopher Walken]]
* [[Eva Braun]]
* [[George Costanza]]
* [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]]
* [[Lenin]]
* [[Pat Robertson]]
* [[Philip Kirkorov]]
* [[Richard Gere]]
* [[Snoop Dogg]]

==Patron Saints==
* [[Adolf Hitler]]
* [[Crispin Glover]]
* [[David Icke]]

Crispin Glover

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[[Image:Crispinglover.jpg|thumb|right|Crispin Hellion Glover]]

Adolf Hitler

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[[Image:Vorkriegsaufnahme.jpg|200px|Adolf Hitler chillin' like a villain]]

Adolf Hitler was born in Austria in 1889. As a young man he wanted to become an artist, but his style of painting was not appreciated at the time. So after serving in WWI in the Bavarian army, he bummed around Vienna sleeping in flophouses and living off of other people's money. He made a meager living selling [http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/3260/ahtowergatedc4.jpg handpainted postcards] to tourists. Eventually he fell in with a crowd of leftist nationalists after being asked to spy on them. He became the dominant personality within the group and eventually took it over. The rest is history.

==Why did people like Hitler?==

People were drawn to Hitler's speaking skills and his strongly magnetic aura. He knew the power of spectacle and symbolism. And women thought he was very sexy.

==Hitler's lifestyle==

Hitler liked people to believe that he lived an extremely clean lifestyle: abstaining from alcohol, red meat, cigarettes. The truth is he did eat meat and drink wine on occasion, and due to his many health problems took numerous drugs. His vegetarianism is largely due to health issues, however he was very fond of animals. The Nazi regime outlawed vivisection and Kosher slaughter. The Nazis also had the unique anti-smoking policies not found anywhere else in the world at that time.

==Was Hitler gay?==

[[Image:Evabraun.png|Hitler's babe]]

There is no evidence that Hitler was gay. His first known sexual encounter was at age 37 with a teenage shop worker named Mitzi. Hitler was very secretive about his private life. Nobody outside of Hitler's closest inner circle was aware of his romantic relationship with [[Eva Braun]]. Hitler felt that he would lose his sex appeal-based power over Germany's women if his relationships with Eva or other women became known. Like several other top Nazis he had more than a few flings with pretty film starlets, including Renate Müller. He also had an affair with his niece Geli Raubal and used to draw nude portraits of her. There was a miniseries in the U.S. called ''Hitler: The Rise of Evil'' which portrayed his relationship with her as abusive. This doesn't seem to be the case, he was overprotective of her but only because he loved her so much. After she committed suicide, Hitler also threatened to take his own life.

[[Image:Geli Raubal.jpg|169px|Geli Raubal]]

By all accounts, Hitler had a strong sexual preference for naive, young looking, not too bright, busty blue-eyed blonde women. In fact, this is real reason he invaded Poland.

===Ladies Hitler supposedly shagged===

* Maria Reiter (aka Mitzi)
* Geli Raubal
* Henny Hoffman (Heinrich Hoffman's daughter)
* Diana Mitford (aka Lady Diana Mosley)
* Renate Müller

==Was Hitler an atheist or a Christian?==

Early on in his political career, Hitler preached about "positive Christianity" (''Positives Christentum'') which was a Nazi-approved version of Christianity which taught that Jesus was an Aryan who had fought against the Jews. Much later, in the mid to late war period there come quotes attributed to him by Martin Bormann in which Hitler speaks ill of Christianity in general. These quotes from the "Table Talk" book are highly questionable. The Nazis regarded Christianity in general as something for women and old people to occupy themselves with. A collection of Nazi Christian artifacts can be found here: [http://www.nobeliefs.com/mementoes.htm Nazi Artifacts].

Adolf Hitler

Admin — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:16:25 GMT

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[[Image:Vorkriegsaufnahme.jpg|200px|Adolf Hitler chillin' like a villain]]

Adolf Hitler was born in Austria in 1889. As a young man he wanted to become an artist, but his style of painting was not appreciated at the time. So after serving in WWI in the Bavarian army, he bummed around Vienna sleeping in flophouses and living off of other people's money. He made a meager living selling [http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/3260/ahtowergatedc4.jpg handpainted postcards] to tourists. Eventually he fell in with a crowd of leftist nationalists after being asked to spy on them. He became the dominant personality within the group and eventually took it over. The rest is history.

==Why did people like Hitler?==

People were drawn to Hitler's speaking skills and his strongly magnetic aura. He knew the power of spectacle and symbolism. And women thought he was very sexy.

==Hitler's lifestyle==

Hitler liked people to believe that he lived an extremely clean lifestyle: abstaining from alcohol, red meat, cigarettes. The truth is he did eat meat and drink wine on occasion, and due to his many health problems took numerous drugs. His vegetarianism is largely due to health issues, however he was very fond of animals. The Nazi regime outlawed vivisection and Kosher slaughter. The Nazis also had the unique anti-smoking policies not found anywhere else in the world at that time.

==Was Hitler gay?==

[[Image:Evabraun.png|Hitler's babe]]

There is no evidence that Hitler was gay. His first known sexual encounter was at age 37 with a teenage shop worker named Mitzi. Hitler was very secretive about his private life. Nobody outside of Hitler's closest inner circle was aware of his romantic relationship with [[Eva Braun]]. Hitler felt that he would lose his sex appeal-based power over Germany's women if his relationships with Eva or other women became known. Like several other top Nazis he had more than a few flings with pretty film starlets, including Renate Müller. He also had an affair with his niece Geli Raubal and used to draw nude portraits of her. There was a miniseries in the U.S. called ''Hitler: The Rise of Evil'' which portrayed his relationship with her as abusive. This doesn't seem to be the case, he was overprotective of her but only because he loved her so much. After she committed suicide, Hitler also threatened to take his own life.

[[Image:Geli Raubal.jpg|169px|Geli Raubal]]

By all accounts, Hitler had a strong sexual preference for naive, young looking, not too bright, busty blue-eyed blonde women. In fact, this is real reason he invaded Poland.

===Ladies Hitler supposedly shagged===

* Maria Reiter (aka Mitzi)
* Geli Raubal
* Henny Hoffman (Heinrich Hoffman's daughter)
* Diana Mitford (aka Lady Diana Mosley)
* Renate Müller

==Was Hitler an atheist or a Christian?==

Early on in his political career, Hitler preached about "positive Christianity" (''Positives Christentum'') which was a Nazi-approved version of Christianity which taught that Jesus was an Aryan who had fought against the Jews. Much later, in the mid to late war period there come quotes attributed to him by Martin Bormann in which Hitler speaks ill of Christianity in general. These quotes from the "Table Talk" book are highly questionable. The Nazis regarded Christianity in general as something for women and old people to occupy themselves with. A collection of Nazi Christian artifacts can be found here: [[http://www.nobeliefs.com/mementoes.htm Nazi Artifacts]].

Crispin Glover

Admin — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:51:14 GMT

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[[Image:Crispinglover.jpg|thumb|right|Crispin Hellion Glover]]

==Origins==

Nobody exactly knows which planet or plane of existence Crispin Glover hails from, various conspiracy theories point to Neptune or the 8th Dimension. He entered his current incarnation in either 1964 or 1814, depending on whom you ask.

==Lifestyle==

Crispin Glover lives in a huge medieval castle atop an active volcano which is surrounded by a moat of molten lava and guarded by vicious [[oompa loompas]] who have rabies. When he ventures outside his abode he is protected by an elite security team comprised of people with Down Syndrome and 3 million rats who will do anything he tells them to. He shares his home with a harem of 582 concubines, mostly 18 to 25-year-old fetish lingerie models who will also do anything he tells them to. He mostly just asks them to dress up in baboon masks and jello wrestle in his livingroom. Crispin Glover has an IQ of 364 and is able to communicate with all species via telepathy. He is said to engage in strange hobbies, such as collecting eyeballs, wiping his ass with VHS copies of E.T. and forcing amputee midgets to color his nipples green with Crayola markers using only their feet. The validity of these claims is disputed.

==Film and Art Career==

He has acted in a wide variety of different movies, from 'Crime and Punishment' to the Lil Bow Wow vehicle 'Like Mike.' He does not discriminate against bad movies. He has written several books and recorded an album of musical and spoken word performances.

===Crispin Glover's Best Film Performances===

[[Image:Layne.jpg|thumb|left|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF9NQ-VlS9c scene from River's Edge]]]

* [http://www.amazon.com/Rivers-Edge-Crispin-Glover/dp/B000053VAX River's Edge] - as Layne, a teen pothead who cares more about his murderous so-called friend than anything.
* [http://www.amazon.com/Rubin-Ed-Crispin-Glover/dp/6302483425 Rubin and Ed] - as Rubin Farr, a friendless recluse who keeps his dead cat in his freezer.
* [http://www.amazon.com/Willard-Crispin-Glover/dp/B0000AZT78 Willard] - as Willard Stiles, a lonely, timid, sweet but slightly unhinged man whose only friends are the rats in his mom's basement.
[[Image:5925658.gif|thumb|right|Rubin Farr]]

==Crispin Glover on Youtube==

Do a search for "Crispin Glover" on Youtube and you'll find all kinds of stuff, including the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMpm_1Sc6Bw trailer] to "Simon Says," in which he plays a murderous Forrest Gump-like character with an insanely overdone swamp hillbilly accent. Also his role on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0ew-k46bg Happy Days].