Slayer

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You know, nobody reads these things. In fact, YOU aren't even reading this, so what's the point? Every line you read of this pointless text is another second off your life. You've only got one life, so stop wasting your time looking at this page that nobody reads and go enjoy yourself. Start a fight, read a book, play baseball, whatever it is you do.

-Love, Slayer.