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SnackServ
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NOTICE: MY APPEARENCE IN WIKI'S END WAS NOT WITH PERMISSION. I AM FINE WITH IT, BUT PLEASE DO NOT PUT ME IN YOUR COMIC/STORIES WITH OUT ASKING ME FIRST. THANK YOU.
| User Profile | |
| Evil SnackServ | |
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| Ranking | Troll |
| First Edit | User:SnackServ |
| Moves | Onion Ring Barrage, Cookie Shuriken, Vandalism |
| Location | Spam Realm |
| Likes | Being Evil, Serving Poisoned Food |
| Gender | Male |
| Rivals | Uniju |
| Allies | Mr. Anonymous, The Anonymous Gang |
SnackServ is a user who once served food to members. After a little while, a Guest named Snack Emergancy arrived, and started saying bad things about SnackServ, but then disappeared. A Guest named FBI Agent Gary came and told people not to eat food for thirty years. FBI Agent Gary then disappeared. SnackServ was killed by Uniju after he made an evil cackle when asking someone to order food. Official records say that it was because SnackServ was spamming, but there is a deeper story. He is widely rumored to have some relation to Uniju.
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The True Story
| User Profile | |
| Good SnackServ / Klargo the Krispy | |
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| Ranking | User |
| First Edit | User:SnackServ |
| Moves | Uhhhh, he can cook stuff! |
| Location | Cookie Island |
| Likes | Fast Food, Cookies, Snacks |
| Gender | Male |
| Rivals | Unknown |
| Allies | Unknown |
SnackServ was born in the small city of Sandusky, Ohio, which is many universes away from the Wiki World. His real name is Klargo, but becuase of his life-long dream to become a fast food worker, he was nicknamed "Klargo the Krispy" or just "Krispy". As a teenager, he got a job at a local amusment park as a chef because he wanted to get in for free, and because he wanted to cook fried food. However, because of the long hours during the summer, he went insane and turned evil, thus changing his name to "SnackServ" and pretending to be a Bot.
He sometime later served a guest a raw hamburger, and the guy got sent to the hospital and later died of foodborne illness. Local authoritys chased him halfway across the country. He settled down in Agawam, Massachusetts, a town he chose because there was an amusment park there. He then got a job at the park, but while serving Ramen, he inadvertantly revealed himself to an FBI agent who he was. The chase was on.
The FBI chased him far and wide around the United States of America. He wound him as a hobo in Southern California, making a living by selling baked beans in Los Angeles. However, he was soon again discovered, and was chased to a movie studio in Hollywood, where he found a prop from the movie Stargate. He walked through it hide behind it, but it turned out it was a real interdimensional portal, and he found himself in Wiki World. He wandered for a long time selling leftover baked beans to travelers, when he stumbled upon the Spam Realm. Being evil, he truely fit in. After Mr. Anonymous came back to the Wiki after a hiatus, he moved in with him.
All this was learned by a news reporter in a far-off Wiki, and he went to User Cafe to warn everyone, calling himself "Snack Emergancy". However, two disguised members of the Anonymous Gang brought him into the back room and killed him. This was all heard from a booth in the back corner by FBI Agent Gary. He had chased SnackServ through the portal, and wound up here. He followed the two gang members into the back room, and saw them take of there disguises and kill Snack Emergancy. He stood up on the stage, and started shouting that Snack Emergancy had just been murdered by the Anonymous Gang, and he told them of a fact he discovered himself: SnackServ and Mr. Anonymous were planning to take over the world with poisoned food.
At first, noone believed him. He was then taken into the back room by SnackServ and Mr. Anonymous, and killed. However, some people overheard SnackServ tell Anonymous that they should dump the body in the lake. SnackServ realized this, and acted normal, and asked for someone to order food. However, a cackle slipped out, and Uniju realized he was up to something, and shot SnackServ with his seizure gun. Mr. Anonymous acted quickly and stole Uniju's car to escape in. By the time Uniju ran outside to stop Gosalyn, his car was out of sight. News reporters started piling in to interview the witnesses, and Uniju gave them the story that is known today: SnackServ was a spammer and he killed SnackServ to stop him from continuing. This story was printed in the official Mario Wiki records, and the true story was forgotten, a few years later, Mr. Anonymous (who had been brainwashwed to stop being a troll) wrote a book about SnackServ, which quickly became a best seller, until it was learned that Mr. Anonymous was still a troll. Because of this, the book was immediatly pulled from store shelfs.
SnackServ after the Incident
After Uniju shot and "killed" SnackServ, the User Cafe was shut down. Police found SnackServ there the next day, and found him to still be alive, but just barely. Medical personal were called in, and he was taken to the medical wing of the Wiki Prison. It was soon discovered that he was mentally unstable. He was transferred to a psychiatric hospital, where counselling revealed he had gone insane because of constant 10 AM to Midnight hours at the amusment park he worked at in Ohio. Further counselling and medication resulted in both curing his insanity, and his insomnia (which he had ever since he worked at the amusment park). He was then released.
Today he is an average user, and his recovery is almost over, but he still haunted by his past, and perfers to live outside of User City incase his insanity comes up again. He lives by himself an a tropical island near the eqautor that he discovered, that he calls Cookie Island. He has recently been reported to be trying to buy a dog as a pet because he feels it might help his recovery to have something to be happy about. He was not a true user however, because he arrived in Wiki World during the Wiki Drought, but with the drought ending, he has recently become a real user. Despite being cured, he still calls himself SnackServ because he thought his real name sounded stupid.
SnackServ is one of very few users who dislike Ramen.
SnackServ's Dark Side
Sometime after the incident, SnackServ has developed some sort of dark side. It manifests it self in many ways, including the forms seen in Mario Wiki: The 10 Swords forms similar to evil SnackServ when he was insane, and the Disapproving Uncle.
The Disapproving Uncle
The Disapproving Uncle is SnackServ's alter ego. He is a manifestation of SnackServ's dark form, but instead of being evil or having dark powers like most versions of his dark form, the Disapproving Uncle is just really grouchy, and loves to disapprove of everything. He claims to be 32 years old. When he first appeared, he commiteds suicide after he realized he approved of himself. Medics arrived on the scene, and managed to save SnackServ. The Disapproving Uncle has only ever appeared once.
In Other Meda
SnackServ in Wiki's End
In the first part of Chapter 2, SnackServ makes a cameo apperance at the end of the comic as one of the characters who are on the mission to save 3dejong and Dry Bones. The series was cancelled before SnackServ played a major role.
SnackServ in The Lost Adventures
In The Lost Adventures SnackServ is a member of the GreenMoon, and a former student of Ryuukage. He first appears with a non-speaking role in issue #9, and has a major role in issue #10, were he is revealed to be working with Haunt. He then convinces his old teacher to open the gate into Quantum Space for him, after which Haunt presumably kills Ryuukage, and Snack enters Quantum Space with Haunt.
