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Talk:Elemental Heroes

2007-08-12T20:56:20Z

HK-47:

Sign up! Or else.
'''Elements'''
*Fire
*Ice
*Earth
*Water
*Air - Toadbert101
*Stone
*Electricity
*Sonic
*Gravity - {{User:Uniju :D/sig}}(Use my SMW sprites, thanks.)
*Magnetism
*Plantlife
*Plasma
'''Evil''' 
:~ [[User:SnackServ|Snack]]
:~ Saudy

'''Whatever'''

== SNACKSERV WUZ HRE ==

I wanna be Evil, or Sonic, ok? ~ [[User:SnackServ|Snack]]
:Evil then. :) {{Template:User:Toadbert101/sig|}} 15:08, 12 August 2007 (EDT)

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2007-08-12T20:53:06Z

HK-47:

Knife is not vandalizing. Leave him alone.
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Don't ask questions, either.
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Help him out with his "vandalization" if you want.

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2007-08-12T20:48:32Z

HK-47:

Knife is not vandalizing. Leave him alone.
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Don't ask questions, either.

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2007-08-12T20:48:06Z

HK-47:

Knife is not vandalizing. Leave him alone.

Kris

2007-08-05T20:03:35Z

HK-47:

Kris. Is. Awesome. She. Freaking. Rules. She never buys video games. She rents them and returns them completely defeated the next day. She always outdoes Sadaharu, and only has to work hard to beat him at tennis and One-On-One Hockey. She hails from Britannia.

Talk:SnackServ

2007-08-04T01:41:45Z

HK-47:

L.A. = Hollywood.[[User:HK-47|Hk (v'-'v)]]

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2007-08-03T18:47:34Z

HK-47:

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''"Saudy, I think I beat your high score for Star Fox..."''

- '''''[[wikipedia:Goddess|Kris]]'', ''[[wikipedia:snogging|MarioWiki Chatroom]]'''''
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2007-08-03T18:28:55Z

HK-47: ta da. uberly better quote

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2007-08-03T18:16:31Z

HK-47: :P

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''"CALL HER."''

- '''''[[wikipedia:Chuck Norris|Uniju]]'', ''[[wikipedia:TARDIS|MarioWiki Chatroom]]'''''
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2007-08-03T13:23:02Z

HK-47:

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''"CALL HER."''

- '''''[[wikipedia:Orbinaught|Uniju]]'', ''[[wikipedia:snogging|MarioWiki Chatroom]]'''''
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2007-08-03T13:22:27Z

HK-47:

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''"CALL HER."''

- '''''[[wikipedia:Orbinaught|Uniju]]'', ''[[mariowiki:Special:Chat|MarioWiki Chatroom]]'''''
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2007-07-27T16:48:28Z

HK-47: sorry its a little late today :P

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''"I could use some pants."''

- '''''[[wikipedia:Slowking|Slowking]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Pokemon 2000|Pokémon 2000]]'''''
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2007-07-23T05:38:09Z

HK-47: i took care of it at around midnight my time, you seemed tired WL

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''"A dog that doesn't bite barks the most."''

- '''''[[wikipedia:Echizen Ryoma|Echizen Ryoma]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Prince of Tennis:The Movie|Prince of Tennis: The Movie]]'''''
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2007-07-23T05:36:55Z

HK-47:

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''"A dog that doesn't bite barks the most."''

- '''''[[wikipedia:Echizen Ryoma|Echizen Ryoma]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Prince of Tennis|Prince of Tennis: The Movie]]'''''
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Sysop Tower

2007-07-22T00:56:23Z

HK-47: /* Floors */

'''Sysop Tower''' is where guests register and where Sysops hang out and work.
==Appearences==
*It was the main setting in The Great Freeze Journey.
*Sysop Tower appeared as '''Zyzop Tower''' in the official [[The Official Wiki Game|Wiki Game]]
*Sysop Tower was a board in [[MarioWiki Party]]
*In ''[[Wiki's End]]'', this is the place where [[Porplemontage]] announced that the wiki was coming to an end. However, it only appeared in two parts of the Prologue, and didn't make an apperance again in the series.
==Floors==
Floor 1: Everybody
*This is where the Sysop Room, Crat Room, and reception Area is.
Floor 2: Everybody
*contains an Art Gallery, Photo Studio, and Movie Theater
Floor 3: Sysops only
*contains a portal to Pwnage Path, Boxes with party supplies, and a Block Room
Floor 4: Crats Only
*Steve's Office.
Floors 5-30: ???
*Filled with unknown things. no one has ever reached these floors, as the only entrance is at the top of the tower. [[HK-47]] is known to make occasional visits, but no one is quite sure why...

[[Category:Places]]

Sysop Tower

2007-07-22T00:54:58Z

HK-47:

Main Page

2007-07-20T21:51:55Z

HK-47:

{{QOTD}}
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Talk:Main Page

2007-07-20T01:36:33Z

HK-47: /* WarioLoaf's Quote of the Day? */

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'''Archives'''
 
*[[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|Archive 1]]
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==Hiatus==
I will be on hiatus from now to next week monday. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

== News ==

Hey guys, I recently joined deviant art and I'm going to upload some sprites of you guys. If you want to be in, put a picture on my talk page. Note: I may choose some on my own.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

Search under Mariowiki or your username. If that fails, hit newest.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--
===Guys On===
*[[Uniju]]
*[[Xzelion]]
*[[Dry Bones]]
*[[Plumber]]
*[[WarioLoaf]]
*[[PLDS]]

==WarioLoaf's Quote of the Day?==
I have alot of great quotes to post on a template that can be placed on the main page <nowiki>{{QOTD}}</nowiki>. Every week I will post something I found fiunny that has been said or i say. I may quote users, myself , or other people or characters. Would ya want me ta do it? -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 21:12, 19 July 2007 (EDT)

Do it.[[User:HK-47|Hk (v'-'v)]]

User:HK-47

2007-07-19T16:39:24Z

HK-47:

<div class="usermessage">This has caught [http://www.retrosega.com/ Your Attention]
([[Cheese|Hasn't it?]]). </div>

''“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

The following languages are as follows:
*Spanish
*Dutch
*German
*Greek
*Italian
*Portuguese
*Russian
*English

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*Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
*Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
*Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
*Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
*Penso, quindi sono.
*Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
*Я думаю, поэтому я.
*I think, therefore I am.

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*Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
*Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
*Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
*Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
*Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
*Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
*Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
*Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

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*No se atierre.
*Niet paniek.
*Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
*Όχι πανικός.
*Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
*Não se apavore.
*Не паникуйте.
*Don't panic.

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*¡Eso es Robin!
*Dat het Robin!
*Das ist es Robin!
*Ότι αυτό Robin!
*Quello è esso Robin!
*Aquele é Robin!
*То будет им робин!
*That's it Robin!

http://www.sorasheart.com/images/artwork/aw-076.png

HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

''“Sea turtles, mate.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Endeavour_%28Pirates_of_the_Caribbean%29#Captain_Teague|Captain Teague]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]]''

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__NOTOC__
==Me==
''“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Doctor Otto Octavius|Doctor Otto Octavius]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Spider-Man 2|Spider-Man 2]]''

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

[[Image:LakituPotatoe.PNG|thumb]]

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites! http://www.spriters-resource.com/other/other/otherg/og2_dyenguard.png

http://www.spriters-resource.com/nintendo/starfox/other/katt.png

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

==More Me==
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

==The Name==
''“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]''' on ''[[wikipedia:Life|Problems]]''

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.
==Specials==
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==Appearances==
''“
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!
*Uh.... Gonzo's story.

==Users Who Are Cool==
''“Wow, three ninety-eight!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocket J. Squirrel]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''
#Knife -- You wouldn't believe the stories I have about this guy....
#Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop.
#Son of Suns -- We all know.
#Gofer -- Teh Megatron!
#Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
#3D -- I don't quite know.
#Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
#SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
#BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
#Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
#Cheese -- Much Beloved.
#RAP -- Licensing expert.
#Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
#Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
#Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
#Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
#Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
#Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
#AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
#Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
#ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
#Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
#Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool. But now he's back! From Outer Space!
#Mario... -- ...
#Koopatrol -- Dunno.
#Kelt --He's a General now.
#WarioLoaf -- Good band.
#Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
#Username -- Very Generic.
#Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
#Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
#Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
#StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.
===People Purposefully Left Off This List===

''“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Sao Feng|Sao Feng]]''' and '''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', '''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End]].

#[[User:A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]
#Wayoshi
#Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

==List==
''“
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]'''on '''[[wikipedia:life|Life]].

*This is for my use... or is it...
#[http://zwok-game.com Zwok.] -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
#[http://retronintendo.com RetroNintendo.com] -- Actually the site that lead me here.
#[http://en.kirby.wikia.com Kirby Wiki]
#[http://unmario.wikia.com UnMario Wiki]
#[http://mariowiki.com Mario Wiki]

==Characters==
''“
If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Andy Garcia|Terry Benedict]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Ocean's 11|Ocean's 11]]''

#Luigi -- Always been my favorite
#Goombario -- A cool kid.
#Twink -- What's not to like?
#Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
==Fried Eggs and Fridays==
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

==Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly==
''“
Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:All Star Batman and Robin|All Star Batman and Robin]]''

''“
It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''

''“
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #828]]''

''“
A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Penguin|Penguin]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #611]]''

''“
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Men fear most what they cannot see.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Thomas Wayne|Thomas Wayne]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

===The Greatest Adventure===
Also the greatest song [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t1XzrhXay4w ever.]
====About====
I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

====The Song====

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

==Geico Is Funny.==
http://toadscastle.net/images/8bithumor7.png

==Strange Tales:Comic==
A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....
:::These are all....
:::::::Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!
===The Complete Strange Tales===
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==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglas Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.[[User:HK|Mada]] [[User talk:HK-47|Mada]] [[Cheese|Dane]]
===Part One===
::::Bar None: An Introduction
:~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble.

:~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres
was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.

:~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."

:~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None.

===Part Two===
::::Bar One: Dolphin's Wild
:~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.

:~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him.

:~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².

:~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One.

===Part Three===
The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
:~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in.

:~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"

:~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."

:~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."

:~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.

:~~Nothing..."

:~~End First of the Mohicans.

===Part Four===
The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
:~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.

:~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.

:~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.

:~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.

:~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.

:~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"

:~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?"

:~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"

:~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."

:~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans.

===Part Five===
Genius One: What child is this?
:~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.
::::::::~`~`~
:~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
:~~"We could seek-"
:~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.
:~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One.
===Installment the Sixth===
Genius Two: The King off Glory
:~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and ''impatient'' man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found."
:::::~`~`~
:~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.
:~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.
:~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.
:~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===
1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre
:~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up.
:~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.
:~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach.
:~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===
2 John: Land of the Rising Sun
:~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor.
:~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"
:~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
:~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."
:~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."
:~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.
===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?
:~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place.
:~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.
:~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.

==Teh 3N|) D3 14 |>4wnZ==

Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."

The journey's over. We've been there and back again, what a  tale!

[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]

User:HK-47

2007-07-19T16:38:15Z

HK-47: /* Users Who Are Cool */

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''“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

The following languages are as follows:
*Spanish
*Dutch
*German
*Greek
*Italian
*Portuguese
*Russian
*English

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*Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
*Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
*Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
*Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
*Penso, quindi sono.
*Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
*Я думаю, поэтому я.
*I think, therefore I am.

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*Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
*Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
*Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
*Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
*Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
*Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
*Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
*Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

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*No se atierre.
*Niet paniek.
*Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
*Όχι πανικός.
*Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
*Não se apavore.
*Не паникуйте.
*Don't panic.

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*¡Eso es Robin!
*Dat het Robin!
*Das ist es Robin!
*Ότι αυτό Robin!
*Quello è esso Robin!
*Aquele é Robin!
*То будет им робин!
*That's it Robin!

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HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

''“Sea turtles, mate.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Endeavour_%28Pirates_of_the_Caribbean%29#Captain_Teague|Captain Teague]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]]''

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==Me==
''“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Doctor Otto Octavius|Doctor Otto Octavius]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Spider-Man 2|Spider-Man 2]]''

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

[[Image:LakituPotatoe.PNG|thumb]]

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites! http://www.spriters-resource.com/other/other/otherg/og2_dyenguard.png

http://www.spriters-resource.com/nintendo/starfox/other/katt.png

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

==More Me==
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

==The Name==
''“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]''' on ''[[wikipedia:Life|Problems]]''

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.
==Specials==
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==Appearances==
''“
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!
*Uh.... Gonzo's story.

==Users Who Are Cool==
''“Wow, three ninety-eight!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocket J. Squirrel]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''
#Knife -- You wouldn't believe the stories I have about this guy....
#Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop.
#Son of Suns -- We all know.
#Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
#3D -- I don't quite know.
#Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
#SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
#BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
#Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
#Cheese -- Much Beloved.
#RAP -- Licensing expert.
#Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
#Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
#Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
#Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
#Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
#Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
#AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
#Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
#ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
#Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
#Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool. But now he's back! From Outer Space!
#Mario... -- ...
#Koopatrol -- Dunno.
#Kelt --He's a General now.
#WarioLoaf -- Good band.
#Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
#Username -- Very Generic.
#Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
#Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
#Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
#StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.
===People Purposefully Left Off This List===

''“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Sao Feng|Sao Feng]]''' and '''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', '''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End]].

#[[User:A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]
#Wayoshi
#Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

==List==
''“
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]'''on '''[[wikipedia:life|Life]].

*This is for my use... or is it...
#[http://zwok-game.com Zwok.] -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
#[http://retronintendo.com RetroNintendo.com] -- Actually the site that lead me here.
#[http://en.kirby.wikia.com Kirby Wiki]
#[http://unmario.wikia.com UnMario Wiki]
#[http://mariowiki.com Mario Wiki]

==Characters==
''“
If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Andy Garcia|Terry Benedict]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Ocean's 11|Ocean's 11]]''

#Luigi -- Always been my favorite
#Goombario -- A cool kid.
#Twink -- What's not to like?
#Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
==Fried Eggs and Fridays==
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

==Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly==
''“
Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:All Star Batman and Robin|All Star Batman and Robin]]''

''“
It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''

''“
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #828]]''

''“
A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Penguin|Penguin]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #611]]''

''“
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Men fear most what they cannot see.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Thomas Wayne|Thomas Wayne]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

===The Greatest Adventure===
Also the greatest song [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t1XzrhXay4w ever.]
====About====
I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

====The Song====

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

==Geico Is Funny.==
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==Strange Tales:Comic==
A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....
:::These are all....
:::::::Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!
===The Complete Strange Tales===
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==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglas Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.[[User:HK|Mada]] [[User talk:HK-47|Mada]] [[Cheese|Dane]]
===Part One===
::::Bar None: An Introduction
:~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble.

:~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres
was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.

:~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."

:~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None.

===Part Two===
::::Bar One: Dolphin's Wild
:~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.

:~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him.

:~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².

:~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One.

===Part Three===
The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
:~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in.

:~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"

:~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."

:~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."

:~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.

:~~Nothing..."

:~~End First of the Mohicans.

===Part Four===
The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
:~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.

:~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.

:~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.

:~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.

:~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.

:~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"

:~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?"

:~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"

:~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."

:~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans.

===Part Five===
Genius One: What child is this?
:~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.
::::::::~`~`~
:~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
:~~"We could seek-"
:~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.
:~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One.
===Installment the Sixth===
Genius Two: The King off Glory
:~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and ''impatient'' man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found."
:::::~`~`~
:~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.
:~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.
:~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.
:~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===
1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre
:~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up.
:~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.
:~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach.
:~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===
2 John: Land of the Rising Sun
:~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor.
:~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"
:~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
:~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."
:~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."
:~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.
===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?
:~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place.
:~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.
:~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.

==Teh 3N|) D3 14 |>4wnZ==

Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."

The journey's over. We've been there and back again, what a  tale!

[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2007-07-19T16:11:23Z

HK-47:

Articles may no longer suck. Aquaman-Quality articles will be deleted.
----
Have more original plots. Put Peachycakes past ZOMGOMGIWILLDESTROYTHEUNIVERSE. Thank you.

User talk:Murzon

2007-07-19T02:39:07Z

HK-47: /* Sorry */

#It's mine and Gonzo's
#Sure, but you'll be a secret character
#thx. We need sprites for a comic
[[User:Max2|Max2]]
==POLE (lol)==
Have you, or have you not, seen my image? [[User:Max2|Max2]] I'm asking everyone this question.

Ok. Thank you for your time. [[:Image:Collage.PNG|This is the image]]. [[User:Max2|Max2]]

==LotIE==
Yes, but I already have someone to be the leader of Shy Guys. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

==SSBW==
You will need more than those sprites and those are too big. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

Too late I'm making a comics series, maybe You'll be in the sequel. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]
:Also I'm making a trilogy so don't try to make a sequel and please don't steal my tables. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

== Wayoshi ==

stop. now. You're Taking this out of hand. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

== Final Warning ==

This is your Final Warning, Stop Vandalizing Wayoshi's article, he apologized ot everyone and respectfully stepped down. You weren't even one of the people he trutly hurt, he apologized to 3dejong and said he stoppped flaming
Christians. You have been hereby Final Warned or you will face a Weeks long block. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

I'm not yelling at you about Wayoshi, OR A SYSOP. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

== Movie ==

Huh, I dunno. Ask the anon who created it.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Strong]]

Same here. I think they're fixing this bug a lot of users have had happen. [[User:Max2|-Max]] Oh well.

Depends on what. If it's your game, then yes. If it's a comic, then it's optional. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

== The wiki Game ==

Uh, Can I be in it? If your wondering abouut the sprites, Xzelion have some.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Gofer]]

I'd like to be in, too, if that's possible. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 11:39, 28 June 2007 (EDT)

:YYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! Thank you so, so, SO much! --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 16:31, 29 June 2007 (EDT)

Can I be in?--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

What's with my name?--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

Hi can I be in the Wiki Game, as well.--[[User:Toa Waluigi|Toa Waluigi]] 15:10, 10 July 2007 (EDT)

== Fat Guys stuff ==
Please do ..... Shut up.

I'm working my butt off for this 3D movie and it is very user-related.

Oh and for your information your not in it.

It's not inappropriate. I am sick of people thinking it is! Its a movie, not made up its gonna be a REAL 10-chapter CGI movie.

-- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 15:07, 10 July 2007 (EDT)
==User News==
OK, Look, on User News's release, I'll make the page and you just put the info on it. OK? [[User:Max2|-Max]]

the 15th. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

not for one person. Here, I'll put a "Delayed" notice and you can submit it on the 16th. OK? [[User:Max2|-Max]]

== Assistos ==

Why'd you add Assistos??? [[User:Max2|-Max]] and Userblocks??? They haven't been announced yet.

No... you're supposed to WAIT until they're announced. If you want that bunny guy in, I need a sprite. [[User:Max2|-Max]] and then you'll hafta wait to see if he's accepted. ')

== WL Movie ==

"MWuserpedia is for troll stories."

No, MwUserpedia is for ''User stuff''. I am currenlty writting a game where the story involve me (and an handfull of other users) create an army to conquer the wiki world using various character of other videogame series as troop. Sure, it's not very original, but it finaly break away from "Peachycake and other troll are not cool! Let's kick the snot out of them!" and it's stil involve user. And I beg you to see [[Warioman: The Lard Knight / Important Parental facts| this]] if you believe WL movie is a mess of violence and corruption.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Dumb, you don't neeed to excuse, it's my job.]]

Eh, Everyone can be lazy every once in a while.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Care to be in my (fictivious) game?]]

==It's OK==
Sorry i snapped. Its fine. Apology taken and lets forget this ever happened ;) -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 17:45, 11 July 2007 (EDT)

== Aqpedia ==

Thanks for logging in.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

Oh! I didn't realy care about copying! I just didn't want our stories to have names that similar.

If you start editting, I'll make you a sysop.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

==Movie char==

hmmmmm, weird hooded guy? you can cameo in ever chapter as a random hooded guy on a roof. You'll never be unhooded, though. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 16:48, 12 July 2007 (EDT)

NO! Don't upload them, MADMAN! [[User:Max2|-Max]] Use picoodle or something! all of those images will ruin the Image Space!!!!

They might come back once in a while when they are board (Like Logan) but other than that they are GONE. Peachycakes was last seen Feb. That was almost half a year ago. And if she does come back, I shall invite her to Fantendo. --{{User:PLUMs/sig}} 14:12, 13 July 2007 (EDT)

Yeah, but he said that Warioloaf killed him. {{User:PLUMs/sig}} 20:40, 16 July 2007 (EDT)

Well, I suppose he could have been considered helping him enough to kill him, but the plant actually killed him. Though Wayoshi did die because of Wario. I was MISTAKEN. Oops. {{User:PLUMs/sig}}
*You, great sequel idea. Mabey replace Penguin with [[Rupert Thorne]] if he dies in chapter 10. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 21:56, 16 July 2007 (EDT)
==Murzon Vs Xzelion pt 1==
Cause its part of my comic and you had nothing to do with it, I was the only possesed in the event. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

You have nothing to do with it, not even there in the shadows. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

::Shut your face dummy, you don't know anything. you always act like you're important well you're not. You're just some annoying brat, so go bug someone else, don't ever bother me again. ~~

And what do you do to help the wiki jackass nothing you're just someone that drives everyone insane. I'm sick of you you're just some idiot with a dumb name. And Hk isn't a Sysop FYI. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

You two should both be ashamed of yourselves.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

==Murzon Vs Xzelion pt 2==
What the hell do you know, you're just as annoying as the crybaby-overreactor Max. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

Me!?--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

If you do leave, will you still be at the Aqpedia. I jsut made you a sysop. Keep editing, and I'll make you a buracrat.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

ha im winning the war!{{User:Lario/sig}} actualy i made u win

What the heck happened here?!?!

[[User:PLDS|PLDS]]!

actualy i wasn't on your side {{User:Lario/sig}} i just wanted to be apart of it

== RE: New Offer- Limited Time Only! ==
Okeydoke, I'll do my best...

*Character Personality: Probably a sort of follower; someone who doesn't do much more than what he's told to and may be easily manipulated but rises to the occasion when times are dire.
*Friends: You, the Great Gonzo, Max2, and 3D.
*User Rivals: (Sorry, I can't really think of any...)
*Troll Rivals: Probably just Logan.

--[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 20:28, 18 July 2007 (EDT)

== Sorry ==

Sorry but seeing as there is room for only six Toa you don't mask. But there are more than six types and I want to use as many as possible, so maybe in the future. Besides that ones taken.--[[User:Toa Waluigi|Toa Waluigi]] 21:15, 18 July 2007 (EDT)
==Xzelion==
I wasn't responding to your complaints. I was responding to the legitimate complaints of others.[[User:HK-47|Hk (v'-'v)]]

User talk:Xzelion

2007-07-18T16:13:49Z

HK-47: /* WARN'D */

Hi,i all ready made a userwiki but owell.
[[User:Dry Bones]]

yep.
[[User:Dry Bones]]

Like my first article?[[DB Jr.]]

[[User:Dry Bones]]

I'm there, geniuoso idioso :P j/k. [[User:Max2|Max2]]

== Cool idea man ==
even though your name is Xzelion, can i still call you GG? anyhow, are you really gonna make that MarioWiki fangame? if so, youre more awesome than i used to think you were. if not, its okay[[User:Shyster|Shyster is my name-o, S-h-y-s-t-e-r!]]

== Whoa ==

Am I some kind of special position here? I go to an article and it says that I can mark it as patrolled.--[[User:Aipom|Aipom]]--

He asked. Read the message RIGHT ABOVE YOURS on my page. [[User:Max2|Max2]]

OK, I just thought I'd try it myself, just to get the hang of it. You wouldn't mind if I use the backgroung later for pictures for friends, comics, etc.?--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

[[Image:Sprites.PNG|thumb|center|Here they are. --{{User:Aipom/sig}}--]]

:::::[[image:Murzon.PNG]] <--- Ders my sprites, i would like to be in [[Super Smash Bros. Wiki]]. :) --[[Murzon]]

[[Image:Toa Waluigi sprites.PNG]] Can I be in the SSBW game? Also, I wsa a sysop on the user wiki so I want to know if I'm a regular or sysop.--[[User:Toa Waluigi|Toa Waluigi]] 15:10, 17 June 2007 (EDT)
==POLE (lol)==
Have you, or have you not, seen my image? [[User:Max2|Max2]] I'm asking everyone this question.

==Image Logo Url==
Why don't we use this for now? http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/3406/gifz2lw2.gif [[User:Super Luigi Sunshine|Super Luigi Sunshine]] 22:49, 17 June 2007 (EDT)

[http://img40.picoodle.com/img/img40/8/6/18/f_Collagem_e2bee36.png to big to post real-size] [[User:Max2|Max2]] erm... you know what I mean by "to big", right?

How'd you get it? [[User:Max2|Max2]]

hm... [[User:Max2|Max2]] OK... Hmmm...

Good point! :D [[User:Max2|Max2]]

yup. [[User:Max2|Max2]] Luckily, my Mom sleeps all day, so she xcan't enforce that stupid "no cpu" rule until she gets up.

nope. [[User:Max2|Max2]] I got blok'd... I can go on by... tommorow. :(

== Yay 4 me! ==

my desktop has EXACTLY 20 things on it! O ya!!!! [[User:Max2|Max2]]

== Legend of Infinite Empire ==
Can I be in your story please? --[[Murzon]]

Thanks. This is where I'm going to upload my comics. Oh, and can you put me in SSBW? I hope it's not too late.~[[User:Purple Yoshi|Purple Yoshi]]

Okay, I'll be th leaders advisor then... *whoswearsrevengeongoferforthegreat[[Shy Guy Tragedy|shyguytragedy]]* {{User:Murzon/sig}}

==Are you a Buerocrat?==
Are you Buerocrat?[[User:Great Gonzo|Great Gonzo]]

You are soooooooo cool. I am your biggest fan! I love you![[User:Great Gonzo|Great Gonzo]]

==Beanbean==
Can you undelete the page, Bean wants to see what it was like. {{User:PLUMs/sig}}

==Side Bar Add==
*Please add [[Movies]] to the Knowledge base sidebar please ;)
-- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 08:25, 20 June 2007 (EDT)

::::::::can you plz check out my poll on [[Talk:Main_Page#User News|this]]? [[User:Max2|Max2]]

== Image deletions ==
Please delete <nowiki>Image:Back.png</nowiki> and <nowiki>Image:CoverartWL.PNG</nowiki> they are duplicates of a better colored image on [[Wario and the Odious Antagonists]]. thanks, sorry bout that. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 19:50, 20 June 2007 (EDT)

In the Mario Wiki Allence, can you make one of my costumes DB Jr.? If not I'm fine!
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

Ok.
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

== SSBW==
I hope I can in SSBW as normal and BM Version, i hope.--[[User:Arend|Arend]] 13:13, 21 June 2007 (EDT)

Can I make a user info box thing like yours and Murzon, but about me?
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

When I put it on there it didn't work, so I just used yours, but change it so it's about me, and the color.
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

== DB Castle ==
This good?
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/638/dbcastlefo1.png

[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

== Logo ==
How's This:

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/8/6/22/f_UWm_d3d17a9.png

-- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 06:32, 22 June 2007 (EDT)

In wiki alience can my costume be Captain Obvious?
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

Can I be in Wiki Alliance?
[[User:Murzon|Murzon]] 09:53, 25 June 2007 (EDT)

Oh, sorry... this game'll just be a spin-off or something. Sorry for taking your table. {{User:Murzon/sig}}[[User:Murzon|Murzon]] 11:49, 26 June 2007 (EDT)

There's a user on here on here and he's not a mariowikian!I tried lookfor his contributions on Mario Wiki but he has NONE!!! {{User:Lario/sig}} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

== Arend ==

block him! That jerk's uploading my spritesheet and claiming it as his!!! [[User:Max2|-Max]]

== ?? ==
I am not '''vandalizing!''' Max is a reformed troll and there's a pic of him when he was evil. Wayoshi is a reformed troll, so why not a pic of him? If you didn't like it, just tell me, instead of threatening me! I'll stop, but honestly, you should have just told me to stop instead of threatening me with a ban. -Murzon

== Your Opinion ==
Xzelion, I made an article about a game that I am making which features Wayoshi as a major character. I have put in the game in as careful a way as I can and see no way this could offend Wayoshi, as his character, despite his brief time as a villain, is one of the noblest in the game. What more could he want? Please read the article ([[The Official Wiki Game|[1]) and tell me as I do not wish to vandalize. {{User:Murzon/sig}}[[User:Murzon|Murzon]] 10:24, 28 June 2007 (EDT)

== Userboxes ==

I made Template:Userbox if we need it. If we do need to keep it could you protect it.--[[User:Toa Waluigi|Toa Waluigi]] 13:49, 28 June 2007 (EDT) who has also almost finished making special versions.

== Wii 4 Mii ==

I gotta Wii and MP8! [[User:Max2|-Max]] Horray for me! OH YEAH!!!

== Ultimate Secret ==

ha ha. I revealed it. IN AN EDIT SUMMARY. [[User:Max2|-Max]] Man, it's so awesome. to bad you didn't hear it!

It was a joke. [[User:Max2|-Max]] Dude, I knew there was someway you would see it. I'm not that stupid. And, *Max tells a story about how he accidentally did that and foiled his own plan*

My real plan was... It's a secret. wait until the Award Show. :P [[User:Max2|-Max]]

Ok, I'll tell you. It's a comic about if I was a troll. It's the huge one I was talking about. [[User:Max2|-Max]] So fun.

== Pic modelsheet ==

[http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/8/6/30/f_dathm_2572557.png Would you like to appear like this?]

-- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 15:03, 30 June 2007 (EDT)

Why'd you revert the edit? People can't have more than one page. Or they shouldn't, it should be a sub-section. [[User:PLUMs|{{User:PLUMs/sig}}]]

Oh :P Fair enough. [[User:PLUMs|{{nosubst|User:PLUMs/sig}}]] 13:55, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

==WTP?==
HELP! When I try to get on the wiki, [http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/8/7/2/f_WTFm_957125d.jpg this happens!]] [[User:Plumber|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]

[http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/8/7/1/f_SPM2m_b50a6b4.jpg] [[User:PLUMs|{{User:PLUMs/sig}}]] 14:25, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

Same thing here. Looks like Porple isn't paying his server bills. Don't worry, wait a day or two for it to be fixed. I guess I'll have to hang out here more.[[User:Knife|Knife]] 14:27, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

Cool. [[User:PLUMs|{{User:PLUMs/sig}}]] 14:28, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

Umm... sure...[[User:Knife|Knife]] 14:28, 2 July 2007 (EDT) wow, replies are quick here!

Of course, I am Knife.[[User:Knife|Knife]] 14:40, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

I thought you already had it. :P Its wasib04@aol.com.[[User:Knife|Knife]] 14:45, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

Yeah, it's steve@porplemontage.com.

Did you see my Smash Wiki stage?
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

Hi.I had a weird dream last night that they made SPM into a thearter play, it was cool. [[User:Bean|Bean]]

== Comic ==

Can I be in your comic?
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

Thanks!
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

Can I sign up? [[User:Max2|-Max]]

Smiddle's bumping something. See what's up, or something.

can i be in?

[[User:PLDS|PLDS]]!

Can I be in your comic? [[User:Bean|Bean]] 11:36, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

Can I be in your comic that I already know the subject is and if you don't let me in, I'll spoil it? :P J/K, but can I be in? [[User:PLUMs|{{User:PLUMs/sig}}]]

BTW, I think there should be a restriction of two per person of "NO EDIT THIS ARTICLE OR I KILL YOU, YA", Max seems to make any good article that he makes "his". {{User:PLUMs/sig}} 11:48, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

I was BOARD. {{User:PLUMs/sig}} 11:58, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

Hi, can I be in your comic.--[[User:Toa Waluigi|Toa Waluigi]] 16:27, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

== ElWiki ==

absolutly free. and more image space. Ansd we can have a gigger logo, like MarioWiki size.

==Sighn Up==

Sure! i'd love ta. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 18:33, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

this is the pic i told you about last night.

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/f/f0/Ironman01.jpg

[[User:PLDS|PLDS]]!

== move ==

we gotta move soon. movemovemovemovemovemove!!!

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/8/7/4/f_Movem_b94953d.gif MOVE!!! [[User:Max2|-Max]]

:( Ok. Can I keep running into Plumber and Bean? [[User:Max2|-Max]] Pawease? :P

== Aloha ==
Haven't seen you in awhile either... And I've really missed ya. Stupid MarioWiki server move or whatever that was... Anyway, I have seen those new sprites, and they're pretty cool, but I can't say that I care quite as much for them in comparison to the FTW purple Mario... But I suppose they do fit your personality and new name better, so I guess I'm for 'em. ;) The Yoshi-dressed-as-Wamario would have been neat, though, but I guess it didn't work out... --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 23:00, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

:Yeah, the hat must've made it pretty Wayoshi-like, but it was a cool concept. Oh well... The new sprites are pretty cool. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 23:03, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

::Ooh... Thanks for that! I might do it some time (maybe even now), probably from Dark Myst. (Engaging in Mario chat from a Pokemon site just seems wrong... and that chat doesn't seem to work for me. :P) Sorry if this question is stupid or anything... but darkmyst.org is free, right? And I can get on MarioWiki Chat from it by clicking "chat now", putting my Nickname in as "YellowYoshi398", and putting my channel in as #mariowiki, right? --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 23:12, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

Okeydoke, thanks... I'll get on right now, but I don't know if I'll be able to stay on long (tonight, anyway). --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 23:16, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

:No, wait a second... I'm afraid Dark Myst isn't working for me for whatever reason. Oh well... Maybe I'll wait until the MarioWiki itself is back. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 23:19, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

Thank you. Yeah, I decided I'd better make one... It's kinda short, though. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 14:22, 5 July 2007 (EDT)

== Sprites ==

[http://shmups.classicgaming.gamespy.com/reviews/rtype3/rt3level5/r-type30.gif .Purple Boob.].

There ya go.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Strong]]

== Idea for SSBW ==

I had an idea for Smash Wiki, and Max told me that I had to ask you. See [[talk:Super Smash Bros. Wiki#Idea]]. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 17:13, 5 July 2007 (EDT)

== User News ==

'''can you put a small notice on the SiteNotice that we're coming out soon? [[User:Max2|-Max]]'''

Can you at least ANSWER? [[User:Max2|-Max]]

LOL. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 18:22, 5 July 2007 (EDT)

== NS ==
I don't want new sprites...I'm not getting new ones...Knife may be making some new ones thought....hmm....dotdotdot [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

can i make a rule?: please create the category when it appears on an article.

--[[User:PLDS|PLDS]] 19:24, 5 July 2007 (EDT)

people never make there categorys!!!

[[User:PLDS|PLDS]]!

== Don't want Help? ==

FINE. I'm removing MY stages. Have fun, jerk. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

good luck finding more stages. [[User:Max2|-Max]] And don't add the ones '''I''' accepted.

Look, '''calm down'''.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Braindead]]

I was talking to MAX, not U, duh.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Btw, I found a kewl theme-song for Eggbert in my soon-to-be-written article, care to hear it?]]

(Pardon for the late response.)

[http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/2834/20 Here it is.]
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Braindead]]

== My Comic ==
I'm making a comic, and I kind of wanted to put you in as one of the main characters, the Great Gonzo. Can I use your sprites? --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 13:51, 7 July 2007 (EDT)

:Oh... I kinda already made the comic (I actually finished it before I posted all this) and used your new ones. Is that okay? --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 13:59, 7 July 2007 (EDT)

::OK, thanks. I'll probably have to use your new sprites up until the end of the comic's second issue (which I have already started), and I guess I'll see what happens after then... --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 14:01, 7 July 2007 (EDT)

== Forum Colors ==

the colors are to dark. [[User:Max2|-Max]] I can't see the text very well.

== RE: My Nose is as big as yours! (lol) ==
LOL... Those are AWESOME! Yoshis are FTW. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 16:13, 8 July 2007 (EDT)

:And by the way, I'm still free to use the sprites in my comic, right? I'll probably be able to switch to them sometime around comic five. (I've actually already done two and three and I'm working on four, but I haven't uploaded them anywhere.) --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 16:21, 8 July 2007 (EDT)

::Yay! Thank you. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 16:25, 8 July 2007 (EDT)

==RE: Image==

Like:?
(look to your right)
[[Image:GGIMAGE.jpg|thumb|yup thats you]]
-- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 19:38, 8 July 2007 (EDT)

== CIUYSFKS? ==

Can I use your sprites for King Sheet and maybe for a comic....? [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]] PLEASE?

Aren't you gone? [[User:Max2|-Max]]

== Smashbros.com ==
OK, now starting the wave of Smashbros.com updates.

=== First Week ===
*First up, [http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/howto/technique/technique02.html Standard Combos]. You remember how you can do Combo attacks when you constantly press the A Button? Well, in this, you can just hold the A Button and your player will use the attack. Not TOO interesting. That was the first. - [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]
*Second we have [http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/items/assist/assist03.html Dr. Wright], from the SNES version of Sim City. Once released from the Assist Trophy, he will continue to cause giant Skyscrapers to appear out of the ground, KO'ing all other players. Rather creative, don't you think :P - [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]
*Third runner up is... [http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/items/item05.html Bumper]. It makes it's first appearance since the original Super Smash Bros., which was about 9 years ago. This time, it is bigger than normal, but it still does the same thing it did in SSB. - [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]
*Fourth one is Double the Trouble :P First, [http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/info/info01.html the release date] was confirmed. December 3rd, 2007 for America. Additionally, a 15 Second Trailer was shown. Secondly, [http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/donkeykong.html Donkey Kong] will return. HE LOOKS AWESOME IN THIS. Well, that was todays update. - [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]
*Fifth one is a new series :D. Animal Crossing makes its debut here as a Stage under the name of [http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/stage06.html Smashville] enters from the Animal Crossing series. It changes day and night. It is a very simplistic stage, technically Final Destination with a Platform above it. The stage floats in the sky as well, so you can fall off. If you play the stage at 8:00PM on a Saturday night, there will be a live performance, lead by K.K, Slider, appearing in the background. Additionally, there are many people in the background. And, this stage isn't the only Animal Crossing thing in the game. They get there very own symbol, not the SSB Symbol, so an Animal Crossing character is definitely on the way. But nothing has been said. That was today's update. This has been my favorite this week :D - [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]

=== Second Week ===
*First up, a music track titled, [http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/music/music05.html Star Fox: Space Armada]. It is the Corneria music from Super Smash Bros. Melee, only remixed.
*Second, a new Poke Ball Pokemon. [http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/items/mball/mball03.html Deoxys] will be joining the Poke Ball cast. He flies up into the skies, slowly turns around, and shoots a Hyper Beam straight onto the field, devastating anyone who gets hit. For the record, Hyper Beam is one of the strongest moves in the Pokemon games. That was todays update.
*Third, Samus' Final Smash was revealed. The [http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/samus.html#3rd Zero Laser], which fires a devastating beam across the field, similar to Mario's Mario Finale. This is INCREDIBLY powerful, and it seems to be able to KO others very easily. However, there is one downside. Samus will turn into the incredibly weak, Zero Suit Samus, who is unable to damage other players very well. The armor can also be thrown :P That was todays update.

== New Comic ==

Hey can you pick one of [http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/8/7/8/f_masksm_a63bad3.png these] to wear in my new sprite comic. You might also want to look them up [http://www.biosector01.com/wiki/index.php?title=Kanohi here]. {{User:Toa Waluigi/sig}}

== Java Issues ==

''"And speaking of people who aren't here, I've come to announce that the Great Gonzo will be unailable to access chat for two weeks, as he's currently at the home of certain relatives who lack Java." - YellowYoshi398, Chat Room''

Java is pretty wide-accessible. You were just on Darkmyst fine too. Is the comp you have really old, like '98 or '95? Even a 2000 should be able to handle Java. [[User:Wayoshi|Wayoshi]], hey, did you survive the car journey, 23:37, 11 July 2007 (EDT)

== Help ==

Can you make this image 50 by 50 pixels for me? [[Image:Smearpom.gif|thumb|right|Smearpom]]--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

==sigh==
Um, why'd you delete Troll possession tragedy? {{User:Murzon/sig| }}

The comic was canon, right? Right. So if it was canon, other things than what was shown in your comic could be happening then, right? Okay. So yes, I was not in your comic, and I don't pretend to be. In the actual event, in the storyline, I was there but no one saw me so I wasn't in the comic. Get it? {{User:Murzon/sig| }}

Fine! I didn't think you cared! And Xzelion, on an unrelated note, you are walking down the same path that wayoshi did: Nice user then, stricter then, stricter then, stricter then, unfriendly then, very very frustraing. Okay? You overreacted about the pics of Dark Wayoshi, and you're overreacting about this! Why didn't you just delete the part with me in it? Sigh, Xzelion, you get harder to work with every day. {{User:Murzon/sig| }}

I AM TRYING TO HELP THIS WIKI! You half-witted freak, this is why so many users are leaving! BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR OH-SO-SPECIAL SYSOP BUDDIES ARE DRIVING THEM OUT! {{User:Murzon/sig| }}

Whoa! Settle down. Why don't we just meet in the middle to solve all conflicts?--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

Ohh, I don't know, why don't you just look at his most recent comment on [[User talk;Murzon|my talk page?]] THAT might explain it! {{User:Murzon/sig| }}

You're as bad as Wayoshi! {{User:Murzon/sig| }}

What I know is this: You've changed with your name. The great gonzo is gone. And in his place is someone who ridicules users instead of helping them, insults those who disagree with him, and is overall a carbon copy of what wayoshi had become. {{User:Murzon/sig|You suck, Xzelion.}}

??? Strange fight i got in {{User:Lario/sig}}

== Asking again ==

Hi. I asked you this before but either you forgot or never saw. Can you pick one of [http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/8/7/8/f_masksm_a63bad3.png these] to wear in my new sprite comic. You might also want to look them up [http://www.biosector01.com/wiki/index.php?title=Kanohi here]. {{User:Toa Waluigi/sig}}

:Sorry, Plumber has dibs on the Mask of Gravity.--[[User:Toa Waluigi|Toa Waluigi]] 15:14, 17 July 2007 (EDT)

::Once again, someone else (PLDS) has dibs on it.--[[User:Toa Waluigi|Toa Waluigi]] 15:18, 17 July 2007 (EDT)

:::Once again again, somone else has that. Just kidding, I only need permission for sprites. Make sure to keep your eye on [[Adventures of the Toa Wakero|this page]].--[[User:Toa Waluigi|Toa Waluigi]] 15:23, 17 July 2007 (EDT)

==This is getting nowhere ==
Let's just stop fighting, 'k? We're both too stubborn to give in, so why don't we just leave each other alone. And if you don't like me because of that whole roleplaying incident I'm sorry, I was being stupid. Bu I think you should rethink your methods of protecting the wiki. {{User:Murzon/sig}}

thnx for ending that discussion,it's 2 much spam [[User:Lario]]

You feeling better?--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

The whole fight thing.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

still murzon will MAYBE get revenge... [[User:Lario|What can u do?]]

Don't sweat it.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

==WARN'D==
Look man, I'm getting complaints. It feels weird warning you, and I don't want to, but this is it.

SEVERE WARNING. WATCH YOUR BACK, DUDE. WE'RE WATCHING YOU. If you slip up one more time, your 'Crat rights and sysop privileges will be revoked for a week, and you will be BLOCK'D for 24 hours.

Um... yeah. [[User:HK-47|Hk (v'-'v)]]

User talk:Xzelion

2007-07-18T16:11:27Z

HK-47: /* This is getting nowhere */

MediaWiki talk:Sitenotice

2007-07-17T17:04:48Z

HK-47:

Please don't say Crap! [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]]

Please don't talk back to the 'Crats. It doesn't make you look good. User:HK-47/sig

His parental filters block out all pages. We're on his mom's cpu. [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]]

"Max2 related articles should be put up for deletion IMMEDIATELY."

May I ask why?
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Nothing]]

WHAT THE HECK!?!

[[User:PLDS|PLDS]]!

Futhermore, What are the criteria for bad article? [[Torture Trap]]
seem to be an example of pretty bad writting, but there's not criteria, how do I know if I want to put dellete tag on something?
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Strong]]

Hey! I made torture trap! Oh well, I can't deny, it ''was'' pretty bad writing. I'd sorta expected someone to add onto it. {{User:Murzon/sig| }}

Gofer, you were the one who suggested that we delete bad articles. This is the USERPedia so USERS should make the standard on this one.[[User:HK-47|Hk (v'-'v)]]

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2007-07-16T21:57:42Z

HK-47:

Articles may no longer suck. Aquaman-Quality articles will be deleted.
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Max2 related articles should be put up for deletion IMMEDIATELY.

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2007-07-16T20:44:56Z

HK-47:

Articles may no longer suck. Aquaman-Quality articles will be deleted.

MediaWiki talk:Sitenotice

2007-07-16T20:32:46Z

HK-47:

Please don't say Crap! [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]]

Please don't talk back to the 'Crats. It doesn't make you look good. User:HK-47/sig

MediaWiki talk:Sitenotice

2007-07-16T20:23:42Z

HK-47:

Please don't say Crap! [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]]

Please don't talk! {{subst:nosubst|User:HK-47/sig}}

Talk:Main Page/Archive

2007-07-16T20:05:52Z

HK-47: /* ..huh??? BIIIG problem */

smaller logo, please [[User:Max2|Max2]]

:Why? [[User:72.213.167.17|72.213.167.17]] is it too big?
::Slightly. Dimensions should be <= 150px, height and width. [[User:66.31.209.239|66.31.209.239]] 20:31, 12 June 2007 (EDT)

Um... I can't click the link to my real page. [[User:Max2|Max2]]

==New Main/User News==
<s>WTF HAPPENED TO THE MAIN PAGE?!?!?! :<big>O</big> [[User:Max2|Max2]] We're not an "anything goes" wiki, we're not totally fake, you're making it look like UnMario!</s>

:sorry, i didn't know i wasn't allowed to edit it. It wasn't protected... -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 09:53, 20 June 2007 (EDT)

'tis K... sorry I snapped. [[User:Max2|Max2]] But, who agrees about the User News?

(moved)

'K, what would it have, who'd be the writers, who'd be the director? --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

User Stuff. I guess we'd have a sign-up, I'll be director (If I'm allowed). [[User:Max2|Max2]] If it's an OK, we don't make the first issue until we've got a few sections.
:Well, I guess its worth a shot...--[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

OK. I'll make a sign-up page!
<s>
==User News(poll closed)==
we should make a newspaper on this wiki, since, well, we have an active community, good users, why not? [[User:Max2|Max2]]

We have a good size community. about 10 users. It's just early, not a lot of people are on right now. [[User:Max2|Max2]] Wait until like, lunchtime.

==Agree, we need one==
#[[User:Max2|Max2]]
==Nah, not enough users==
#We want at least a bunch of active users to see the first issue, or its just us SMW members reading it

-- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 10:12, 20 June 2007 (EDT)

==I dunno==
</s>

== Protected ==

Now the main page doesn't really need to be protected. Not until we actually ''get'' some content here. Anyway, any ideas for a main page? [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 14:57, 21 June 2007 (EDT)
: Li'm working on it :P --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]
:: If you unprotect it, I can see what I can do. What should be on it? Links to users? Stuff? Et cetera? [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 16:00, 21 June 2007 (EDT)
*I am not good at making main pages. it's complicated somewhat.
-- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 16:44, 21 June 2007 (EDT)

I am a bit. I just need some ideas for content. And "borrowing" MarioWiki's is not a good idea. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 06:01, 26 June 2007 (EDT)

actually, copying a bit of MarioWiki's (as in, not the whole page) would be better. I mean, this wiki is a... sub-wiki of MarioWiki! [[User:Max2|-Max]]
: I still think an original would be the best. Any ideas on what we can have? I can make the tables 'n stuff. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 12:03, 26 June 2007 (EDT)

:: I have ideas. How about we have a couple of boxes, one with links to stuff like Users, Places, Characters, Sprites, etc. and another for Games, Comics, Movies, Stories, etc. ? Like, one box could be titled "The Users", and another could be called "Wikon", or something else meging either "Wiki" and "Canon" or merging "Users" and "canon". -[[User:1337Yoshi|1337Yoshi]] 20:15, 26 June 2007 (EDT)

Feel free to edit [[user:Smiddle/mainpage]]. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 13:02, 28 June 2007 (EDT)

== MarioWiki ==

I can't get to it! Is there somehing wrong with my cpu? [[User:Max2|-Max]]
:I haven't been able to access it for a while. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

It works perfectly for me -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 22:58, 1 July 2007 (EDT)

It's down!!!!! STEVE DIDN'T PAY! [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

Ya, it will be until he pays. [[User:PLUMs|{{User:PLUMs/sig}}]] 15:59, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

PAY STEVE PAY!!!! Guys I found a way to get in the Mariowiki chat even if the wiki is down! Go to smbhq.com, go to chatroom, join the chatroom type in /join Mariowiki then we'll talk. I hope it works. TRY IT (Edit: Wait i think it does work! IT WORKS!) [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

Just forget it, I can't get it on. Hope you can... [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]
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Go on MFGG's forums, go to Chat, type /join mariowiki
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It works. [[User:Max2|-Max]] But, you have to be a member. Just... hold on... hm... I could... but nah.

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I have an idea! Go to darkmyst, click chat now, then where it says what channel, type MW [[User:Bean|Bean]]

Wait, nvm, it didn't work, :(. [[User:Bean|Bean]] 16:40, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

Good thing I'm a member there. Guys, see ya in chat. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

==Logo==
can someone please make the invisible logo smaller? [[User:Max2|-Max]] I can't go to my Userpage unless I come to this talk.
: I think I can. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 05:29, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

== Image Space ==

what should we do about it? [[User:Max2|-Max]]

I have a proposal about it
====Max's Gallery Imaging Space Plan====
We make a commitee that deletes all images that are in Galleries, and uploads them externally.
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Comments? [[User:Max2|-Max]]

[[User:Bean|Bean]] 16:31, 2 July 2007 (EDT) It's seems like a good idea, I like it.

I only brought it up, because I checked and we are running out of image space. Of course, It seems most images in galleries are only in that gallery, but some, like [[:Image:CheepMax.PNG|This]] that are also on a page can stay. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

: I '''really''' don't want to advertise, but on ElWiki you can get how much image space as you want (well, not infitite, but you get it). [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 16:44, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

ElWiki? Do you have to pay? Smiddle, that's not advertizing. That's helping. Anyway, do you have to pay? [[User:Max2|-Max]] Maybe we should/could move.

: No, paying is not needed for ElWiki. BTW, Xzelion said that he'd create it, so don't do it, anyone else. 3rd person imperative FTW. [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 03:17, 12 July 2007 (EDT)

Sorry, this won't work. The filter will likely identify most images as spam. I tried to show WL an image I made, only to be stopped. [[User:PLUMs|{{User:PLUMs/sig}}]] 17:06, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

??? filter? [[User:Max2|-Max]] What Filter? and how?

Editthisinfo has a filter, and it stops picoodle from working. That's all I have to say. [[User:PLUMs|{{User:PLUMs/sig}}]]

== What Happened on the Wiki ==

Well, Steve finally came on. Short & simple: we are on a shared server (meaning other web sites are hosted on it), and the '''C'''entral '''P'''rocessing '''U'''nit on the server was being overused by us. After a few months, it's time for another server move. This should also fix the speed problems I've heard about today. The move will be made by tomorrow. However, it could take '''more days''' for people to get the wiki back, and at varying times. For now, you don't need to refresh Mwiki, praying for it to come back, until tomorrow. :P

The chat room is still open. If it doesn't work on Darkmyst, try something else... [[User:Wayoshi|Wayoshi]] 19:20, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

Ok. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

Yay. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

I'm so lonely in chat... [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]
:What do you mean? --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

OK, the move is almost done. But, it may take people days for their comps to recognize the server change. Thankfully, Steve gave us a shortcut to make the waiting time 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes, and 0 seconds. When the move's done, you'll see the wiki right away if you do the following. You'll be editing one of your computer's core files:
#Go to the following: C drive > WINDOWS > system32 > drivers > etc
#Open the "hosts" file. When given a list of programs, use a text editor like Notepad.
#Add the following to the end, on a new line: <code>66.7.207.124 www.mariowiki.com</code>
#Save. Your comp now knows the new address of MarioWiki, without having to wait. At the time of this message you'll see a green server message, but not an error message on mariowiki. Later today the wiki will be back.

Again, thank Steve. This is basically tricking your comp. [[User:Wayoshi|Wayoshi]] 12:18, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

I tried to do it, but it still says "The Page Cannot Be Displayed" [[User:Bean|Bean]]

Since we're moving again, you need to remove this [[User:Wayoshi|Wayoshi]] 22:09, 6 July 2007 (EDT)

==A move?==
As I see an editthis isn't entirely great, frist of all someone said we're running out of image space, also I noitced that {{{1|This doesn't work}}}. Anyone have any ideas on how we can move to another wiki(a) or something? --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

Only Unmariowiki is what I can think of. I know the community at Fantendo will hate a move to Fantendo, at how they reacted to a little bit of comic relief. {{User:PLUMs/sig}}

: I've seen that stuff work on [http://elwiki.com ElWiki], me and SL821 have ran a wiki there, too. It is [http://smashbros.elwiki.com/ here]. If you need a proof that that works, go to template:character. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 12:22, 3 July 2007 (EDT)
::How do we get an elwiki? {{User:PLUMs/sig}}
::: [http://elwiki.com/register.php] [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 12:32, 3 July 2007 (EDT)
At Fantendo, we're starting to get people from Fanon Wiki over there. [[User:Max2|-Max]] UnMario would get wikia mad. Maybe ElWiki, but... does it cost anything?

Oh! It doesn't... [[User:Max2|-Max]] Consider?

I doubt anyone at Fantendo would be happy, including myself. {{User:PLUMs/sig}}

BTW, Wikia wouldn't care if we allowed User stuff at Unmario. Angela herself asked, "Why not?" {{User:PLUMs/sig}}

: Why? Why? Because it's not funny, duh. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 12:29, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

Whatever it is, We should probably move to ElWiki. I checked out some Wikis, it's a good place. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

===Move to ElWiki===
Just because I'm curious.

=====Yes=====
# [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 12:27, 3 July 2007 (EDT)
# [[User:Uniju :D|Uniju]] 11:13, 6 July 2007
=====No=====
=====Comments=====
This isn't gonna effect anything.

Changing the logo there is a lot harder than on Editthis, but I know how to do it. Just ask me. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 12:27, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

Or me. {{User:PLUMs/sig}} 12:28, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

Again, Unmariowiki would be a good place. {{User:PLUMs/sig}}
: No [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 12:29, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

No. It wouldn't. I checked. That place is dead. Let it rest in spam. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

:I think we'll move, i'm gonig to email Hk first, but until further notice we're moving. No one create it. I will as long as its free :D --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

It is free. And, the "Userpage Talk Contribs" bar is on the left. There's more image space, all in all, move.

The only thing I know that's worse on ElWiki is that there is no CheckUser there... [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 12:38, 3 July 2007 (EDT)

So? [[User:Max2|-Max]] What's a CheckUser?

:I don't think the Checkuser works here either...--[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]
::[[Special:Listusers/checkuser|It does]]. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 12:43, 3 July 2007 (EDT)
::Alright i emailed Hk and I'm awaiting his response. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

He won't respond 'till the 7th. We'll have to wait until he does. {{User:PLUMs/sig}} 12:41, 3 July 2007 (EDT)
:No actually it was just a notice. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

me and PLDS's wiki was a editthis wiki.
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

I don't like the idea of moving to UnMario, they seem like a bunch of spammers. ~ [[User:Uniju :D|Uniju :D]]
: Again, no. UnMarioWiki was created for funny stuff, and it's a parody of MarioWiki. MarioWiki contains only Mario-related articles, '''no user stuff''', therefore, Un shoul do the same. [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 03:18, 12 July 2007 (EDT)

== Mwiki ==

I can't get to it. Will it be easier to in a few days? [[User:Max2|-Max]]

I can't either. : (
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]
:No-one can Steve is moving the server. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

I thought that was already done. [[User:Max2|-Max]] OK, I'll wait. P.S. If we're moving, you should change the SiteNotice.
:I'm going to wait for Hk. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

== Weird Coding ==

I found this weird coding when I tried to go to Mariowiki, it's like a database thing... [http://www.mariowiki.com/ here] [[User:Bean|Bean]] 12:09, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

It said this:

Name Last modified Size Description
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Parent Directory 05-Jul-2007 00:10 -
database.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 8k
deferred.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 1k
design.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 6k
export-0.1.xsd 13-May-2007 14:44 2k
export-0.2.xsd 13-May-2007 14:44 3k
export-0.3.xsd 13-May-2007 14:44 5k
export-demo.xml 13-May-2007 14:44 4k
globals.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 2k
hooks.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 22k
html/ 13-May-2007 14:44 -
language.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 1k
linkcache.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 1k
magicword.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 2k
memcached.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 4k
php-memcached/ 13-May-2007 14:44 -
schema.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 1k
skin.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 2k
title.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 4k
user.txt 13-May-2007 14:44 2k

[[User:Bean|Bean]] 12:10, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

Strange.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

This is weird, now I'm finding some of the images from the wiki [http://www.mariowiki.com/images/ here] [[User:Bean|Bean]]

Now I've found an image that I uploaded is in the database, and I found an image of Flopside. This is getting weird..... [[User:Bean|Bean]] 12:26, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

Whenever I open mariowiki, it has the 404 error image. [[User:Bean|Bean]] 12:35, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

When I wnet to Mario Wiki, the main page was just a pic of mario and under it said Mario is not asumed.

[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

:Argh, when '''I''' go there it tells me "Error: Can't find site MarioWiki" and some other weird talk. This must mean that the wiki is slowly getting back... [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

Now it says "PHP 5.0.x is buggy on your 64-bit system; you must upgrade to PHP 5.1.x or higher. ABORTING. (http://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=34879 for details)". [[User:Bean|Bean]] 13:01, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

Now it tells me that...OMG it tells me to download the site 0_o. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]
== GIGA BOWSER IN BRAWL AS PLAYABLE CHARACTER!!! ==
Check Smashbros.com! So ok he's not fully playable but he's playable! [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]
:How does that relate to the Userpedia? And some people don't want to know until the game's released, sorry. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 15:15, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

I can't even get the game. [[User:Max2|-Max]] Stupid Zero-Suit Samus. :(
:Wha? --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

I can't get brawl because of Zero-Suit Samus. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

: Do your parents think that is offensive? [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 15:58, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

yep. [[User:Max2|-Max]] Don't parents stink?

: Not always. They make food for you and stuff. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 16:02, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

:: OH, come on. OFFENSIVE!?!? And I thought I had strict parents. I mean, I'm allowed to get Brawl. -[[User:1337Yoshi|1337Yoshi]] 13:00, 5 July 2007 (EDT)

I've heard rumors it'll be rated M. just rumors. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

:Heehee. It's releated to Userpedia CUASE THE MWIKI IS DOWN. If it wasn't down I'll just add the indo to MW. Oh and 0SuitSamus does look offensive to me but I'm still getting this game :D. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

What do you mean by offensive? Does she insult people?

[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

Kid, if you value your life, you don't wanna know. [[User:Max2|-Max]] If you do, look her up on Smashbros.com

Offensive as in having a big butt and big bo-well you need to be a grown up to understand what "offensive" means. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

Max is 11 though, so its understandable how his parents feel. Can't wait till your 13 man. Then you can play Brawl and Watch my movie! -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 20:59, 5 July 2007 (EDT)

I'm 11 too! any way, I think I read somewhere that they are taking zero suit samus out of the game, I think I read it somewhere.
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

No theyre not taking her out. Also, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KEEP THIS SITE AT LEAST PG!!! [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

It took a lot of convincing before I could get Melee. Of course, that was back when I was around 11. Last Year. I think. -[[User:1337Yoshi|1337Yoshi]]

Here in good ol' Europe, the age rank for Melee is 3+... [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 15:47, 10 July 2007 (EDT)

:Wow. And its T (13+) here. Anyway we have to do a lot of articles when the wiki gets back! [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

I don't see how Zero Suit Samus is in anyway "Offensive" maybe not suitable for younger children, but "Offensive"? towards who? - [[User:Uniju :D|Uniju :D]]
: I don't think it's that dangerous... yeah, I had a little bit bad choice of words. [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 17:45, 10 July 2007 (EDT)

Uniji: Offensive to ''YOUNG CHILDREN''. [[User:Max2|-Max]]
: I don't see how they can take a game away from you, just because of their selfish beliefs. It's stupid. They know YOU don't like her either, so what is the problem. Get the game, avoid her if possible... That's what I'm going to do when I get the game. Parents just don't want their kids to have nice things, that's all :P [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]
:: If she's good, I'm gonna use her all the time. I always use good characters. [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 15:44, 11 July 2007 (EDT)

Young children? how will they find it "Offensive"? they might now like it, but it will not really "Offend" them. --. AND you misspelled my name, and i don't see why your perents will take it away from you if they know you don't like it either. - [[User:Uniju :D|Uniju :D]]

You don't know the meaning of offensive????????????????????????????????? [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]] Wow. Offensive is when you find something disturbing. Like those IMVU ads on the MarioWiki offend me.

Yes, Uniju; the definition of "offensive" you're thinking of is a different one than the one we have in mind. Also, the reason our parents are so strict like that is just because they love us and want to shield us from those bad things so we don't grow up to be... perverts. And I can't exactly say I blame them... --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 17:04, 12 July 2007 (EDT)
:Actually, me seeing that kind of stuff made me hate that stuff. And, yeah, Super Luigi, I hate those stupid ads on MarioWiki as well :( [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]

I hate all ads, why does anyone think they make people want to use they're stuff more, it makes people want to use it '''LESS'''. And on the subject of Zero Suit Samus, i don't see how she is any worse then Peach/Daisy in Super Mario Strikers/Charged, they seem worse then her. - [[User:Uniju :D|Uniju :D]]

I actually don't think they're any worse than 0SuitSamus. Zero Suit Samus has...well...I think that...sigh, this will start to be a discussion rated Pg-13 so I better shut up. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

I actually think kids don't care as much as their parents do about this. I don't really care, I never use Samus anyways. --{{User:PLUMs/sig}} 14:10, 13 July 2007 (EDT)

:I just hope Zero Suit Samus isn't on the cover of the game so my parents don't see that she's in the game and don't buy the game. Lol. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Paper Jorge]], [[Wiki's End|the guy that gives Paper Cuts.]]

It would probably be Normal Samus. --{{User:PLUMs/sig}} 14:22, 13 July 2007 (EDT)
:Or, no Samus :P Samus wasn't on the main part of the SSBM cover. Metroid ain't that popular. BTW, Uniju, Zero Suit Samus is way worse than Peach and Daisy in Strikers. It was just Daisy's official art that threw people off, there was nothing that bad in-game. Strikers Charged actually tones down there appearance, thank God. Either way, Zero Suit Samus is much worse. If you have seen screenshots of her from in-game, you will see >_< WHY DOES NINTENDO DO THIS!!! - [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]

You need to understand that in some cultures this sort of thing is not looked at as so bad(like in japan), and i don't see how ZSS is worse, and i '''DON'T''' want to spell it out for you... - [[User:Uniju :D|Uniju :D]]
:I know that. Japanese people are very tollerant of that stuff, while others aren't. America and Australia are just 2 of those countries, we don't like it >_< AND, yes, ZZS is worse, cos... uh... I don't want to say it, but to clear this up... Her outfit is skin-tight >_< Peach & Daisy's in Strikers isn't. And, in Strikers Charged, the armor covers up most. I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT, but anything to end this conversation. Sorry if that sounded PG-13 (which, in Australia, we call it PG-15). OK, so that's that, now let's never talk about it again :P - [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]

I '''''REALLY''''' did not want to spell it out for you... so what if it is Skin-Tight? you can't see anymore then if it was not... And Peach/Daisy get multiple piece outfits, in a game thats worse then Skin-Tight because you can't see any... i will not say it...
Now you should get it... maybe... - [[User:Uniju :D|Uniju :D]] AND PLEASE END THIS CONVERSATION(I won't let it end until people realize what is the truth)
:I still don't believe you. But, you're right, let us end this conversation. This conversation shall stop now. End of story. BTW, does anyone think that the heading for this section is too long :P - [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]

I fixed the heading :P and in a video game Skin-Tight does not matter(in a few generations it will) but for now Multi-Piece is still worse. NOW END OF STORY! Thank You. - [[User:Uniju :D|Uniju :D]]

:I still don't believe you. Take a look at ZZS' official artwork, and compare it with Daisy or Peaches MSCF artwork. Compare and see which is worse. - [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]

==Image Space==
OMG! AHHH! We're out! I can't upload an image with a sinlge black dot! [[User:Max2|-Max]]

Gonzo! Hk! Someone!!! [[User:Max2|-Max]]

i believe i can be of assistance!

[[User:PLDS|PLDS]]!

How? [[User:Max2|-Max]] Whatever, tell Gonzo, someone!!!

What till the move...--[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

I'm a sysop.

[[User:PLDS|PLDS]]!

Well, we need to move, soon!! [[User:Max2|-Max]] How can we be a Wiki without image space... wait. I'm sacrificing it, but delete Super Collage. and anything else unused. Delete it. It will give the Image Space a huge boost. At least until we move.

: You can delete [[:Image:Smiddle.PNG]]. (Note, it's .PNG! [[Image:Smiddle.png|.png]] is a completely different image that is not large / does not need to be deleted.) [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 15:59, 4 July 2007 (EDT)

I WANAN BE SYSOP!! [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

== Move ==

Alright I put in the request for the Elwiki, and we should be able to move in 1 - 12 Hours. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

Kool. [[User:Max2|-Max]] Move without me! and, put the new adress on the sitenotice.
:well it needs to be created first, it might not even get accepted :( --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

Wait, is this like Wikia or something? [[User:Max2|-Max]] That sux.
:No just the admins have to decide if we can have it or not...--[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

If it phails we go to Unmario. {{User:PLUMs/sig}}

no. [[User:Max2|-Max]] Unmario=dead.

Unmario =n'est pas= dead. Me and some other guys are trying to clean it up. Also, Wikia wouldn't allow personal wikis. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 10:42, 5 July 2007 (EDT)

EXACTLY! [[User:Max2|-Max]]

Can someone help us to clean? ...please? [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 10:48, 5 July 2007 (EDT)

Maybe. But what do we do if it's already dead? {{User:PLUMs/sig}} 10:54, 5 July 2007 (EDT)

It IS ALREADY DEAD. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

: Some guys are trying to revive it. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 14:05, 5 July 2007 (EDT)

== WIKI IS WORKING!!!! ==

Mario wiki is now working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

now it's not. :(
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

That was lame. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

what it was working.
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

for two minutes -_- --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]'

I know it was working but I'm saying it is lame for the wiki to work one second and the other one it dies again (sarcastic). [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

ya rly...--[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

that is really weird, it was working, know not.
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

Well, the time is messed up there...--[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

:At least we know the Mariowiki lvoes us. LOL. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

[http://mariowiki.com/ Mario] is not amused. Probably because of the server. Also I think the wiki is starting up again cause I got on it '''twice'''. The first time not very long but when I went through User Wiki it worked for at least '''triple''' the of time. [[User:Toa Waluigi]]

The Wiki is moving to a new server. It'll be back Satuerday or Sunday. [[User:3dejong|3D, G2G]]
:And I can't believe it took me a week to figure out that this Wiki is still running. >_> I'll be hanging out here until the Wiki is back. [[User:3dejong|3D, har har.]]

For those who didn't know, the MarioWiki is indeed working again at this time. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 10:52, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

== Forum! ==

[http://z11.invisionfree.com/Mwuserpedia/index.php?act=idx I'm posting this because PJ probably wanted it hidden]. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

:Err... What exactly is that? And why would SL821 want it hidden? --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 20:34, 6 July 2007 (EDT)

#A forum, duh.
#No clue. I '''THINK''' he wanted it hidden... But what do I know.
[[User:Max2|-Max]]

Dangit, i made one too, no wonder Mwuserpedia was tekn >:/ --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

lol. [[User:Max2|-Max]] Well, let's go! TO THE FORUMS!!! DA DA DAAAAA!!! I was the 2nd member.

well the one I made is going to be teh offical one...--[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

OK... link? [[User:Max2|-Max]] duh. We need a link, einstien.
:Its still under construction dumbo. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

Oh. You said ''made''. [[User:Max2|-Max]] not ''making''.

*YAY! is it gonna be Disney related????!!! Dumbo rules! -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 20:54, 6 July 2007 (EDT)

Wow. That was actually funny. [[User:Max2|-Max]] lol.

:I doubt it would be Disney-related if he's announcing it here and apparently wished to initially call it "Mwuserpedia". My current theory is that it focuses on this website, but that's just a guess. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 20:57, 6 July 2007 (EDT)

==Offical Forums!==

[http://z11.invisionfree.com/Userpedia/index.php? ] Theres the link still under construction let me know if anythig is wrong. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

*How long till we can have avatars? The avatar thing aint working. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 21:41, 6 July 2007 (EDT)

:It should be working...--[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]
*Nevermind, got it to work. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 21:45, 6 July 2007 (EDT)

:kk --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

== CHAAAAAAAT ==
If ya'll wanna go to the chatroom, go [http://irc.netsplit.de/webchat/?net=DarkMyst&room=%23mariowiki&nick=Knife here].[[User:Knife|Knife]] 23:23, 6 July 2007 (EDT)

==Upload==
I tried uploading a picture and it said there wasn't enough room.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

Exactly. We need to move. NOW! [[User:Max2|-Max]] or else delete EVERYTHING unused.

== EXTREME NOTICE ==

due to the rapid loss of image space, I say we should sorta die down on the uploading. use [http://www.picoodle.com picoodle] or something. I'm no sysop, this is only a suggeston. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

:I second the motion. Even though we've deleted enough to probably have regained some space, it's foolish to lose it all on unnecessary images. We should go lighter on uploading, and maybe even enforce rules such as no uploading gift images (a feat I've seen people do). --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 10:42, 9 July 2007 (EDT)

External Linking is great, though you can't really "thumb" anything. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 12:02, 9 July 2007 (EDT)

==A Bit Unrelated==
Hey guys, I need alittle help downloading stuff from mediawiki onto [http://editthis.info/aqpedia/Main_Page here]. Is there anyone here who I could ask a few questions to?--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--
: No, 'cause that's a hosted wiki. [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 06:18, 10 July 2007 (EDT)

Can someone help me make this image 50 pixels by 50 pixels for me? --{{User:Aipom/sig}}--[[Image:Smearpom.gif|thumb|right|50 pixels by 50 pixels]]

== Logo ==
talk about the logo here.

Nice Logo Xman ;) -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 05:36, 10 July 2007 (EDT)

Itùs too big: Pqrdon teh French CPU: {{User:PLUMs/sig}} 12:48, 10 July 2007 (EDT)

== Canon and Non-Canon ==

I saw that some article (mainly games) are labelled as "Non-canon", I don't think there's a rule about canoncity here, could someone clear up my lanter on the subject? What's make a game "Canon" and another "Non-Canon"?
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Strong]]

generally, Non-Canon refers to either,
*WarioLoaf's Movie Info
*Leet Town Info
*Story Info
[[User:Max2|-Max]]

Or my comics! [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

==Stupid Rule==
The second-to-last rule is stupid and should be removed. {{User:PLUMs/sig}}

I agree. If one create a page about an user, said user could just edit the thing he don't like. Heck, I'd rather have my page written by someone else rather than me.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Strong]]

== Hi ==

Could I upload the logo with a sprite of me on it?[[User:Toadbert101|Toadbert101]] 01:15, 11 July 2007 (EDT)
:Here's an image: [[Image:Logo.JPG]].[[User:Toadbert101|Toadbert101]] 01:33, 11 July 2007 (EDT)
::BTW,I will make a game soon,Paper Mario style. Ask me on my talk pag to be in![[User:Toadbert101|Toadbert101]] 01:39, 11 July 2007 (EDT)
:::Sorry, but it's a bit too blurry. Can you try add yourself in again and save it as .png? [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 04:20, 11 July 2007 (EDT)
8Smiddle took the spot you have taken already, but you can go right infront of Sir Grados. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 04:22, 11 July 2007 (EDT)
:Ok.
::How's this?[[Image:Upedia Logo.PNG]]I gave myself some ice-cream!
:::Toadbert, did you make the image darker? [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 15:48, 11 July 2007 (EDT)
::::Sorry,I can't.[[User:Toadbert101|Toadbert101]] 16:25, 11 July 2007 (EDT)
:::::It looked like everyting was darker on your version. [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 03:21, 12 July 2007 (EDT)
How about ''MAKING THE LOGO SHORTER!!!!''. [[User:Max2|-Max]]
:Shorter?[[User:Toadbert101|Toadbert101]] 17:23, 11 July 2007 (EDT)
:: ? [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 03:21, 12 July 2007 (EDT)
Uh... the logo changes depending on what page i am on... there seem to be three things A logo, A logo with more people on it, and NOTHING whats up? - [[User:Uniju :D|Uniju :D]]

: Try refreshing your cache. [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 03:21, 12 July 2007 (EDT)

Oh, and Hello! [[image:Happy.PNG]]
: Hi! Uh... you forgot your sig... [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 03:21, 12 July 2007 (EDT)

== Category:Fads, memes and crazes? ==

Well, I think we should have a category for those things... [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 15:33, 11 July 2007 (EDT)

:Eh, well the [[Cheese Craze of '07]] does need a good category. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

== Logo ==
Can I be on the MwUserpedia logo as one of my [http://editthis.info/mwuserpedia/Image:Dicepics.PNG flashy new Lord Dice sprites?]

{{User:Murzon/sig|Please?}}

Uurphh... Could we make a different logo? If everyone begin to put their sprites, it will go overcrowded.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Mean]]
:I will make a new one in two weeks. --[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

Just cut out a bit in WL's logo, tis better:

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/8/6/22/f_UWm_d3d17a9.png

{{User:PLUMs/sig}} 04:43, 12 July 2007 (EDT)

== I found something interesting... ==
On [http://www.aussie-nintendo.com/?v=pro&c=m&p=2 this page], it states that there are two upcoming Mario games for the Wii. They are '''Mario Open Golf''' and '''Mario Tennis Wii'''. I would put this on MarioWiki, but it is busted :P So, are these games real or fake? [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]

I found no confirmation.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--
:So, their fake? [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]

I guess so.--{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

that's for australia, so it's real in austraila.
[[User:Dry Bones|DB]]

Uh, no. It's fake, not mater if it's in Bolivia, America or Mexico. These games will surely be released, thought.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Logical]]

Mario Open Golf = Real, they found Nintendo trademarked it recently, really. - [[User:Uniju :D|Uniju :D]]

Actualy those may actually be Virtual Console games. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Super Luigi 821]]

99 DOLLARS! Thats the most stupid thing ever, if its fake make it a believable price -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 21:13, 12 July 2007 (EDT)
:WarioLoaf, down under, things cost more. So, 99 Dollars is normal price for our games, I'm afraid. Additionally, no, they are not Virtual Console. Virtual Console games are not listed there... [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]
::Yeah, foreign exchange rate, they use the AUSTRALIAN dollar! -[[User:1337Yoshi|1337Yoshi]]
:::Yeah, our stuff is too dang expensive >_< [[User:Pokemon DP|Pokemon DP]]

== Archive? ==
After it reaches 30 topic discussions should we archive this talk? -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 01:21, 13 July 2007 (EDT)
: Probably. And remember people, this page is for discussion of the main page (well, I think). For other stuff, go to the forum. [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 02:49, 13 July 2007 (EDT)

== JakeBastille ==
Can someone give me a JakeBastille Sprite? {{User:Murzon/sig| }}

== MarioWiki: WORKING!?!? ==
It was working for me...in the Wii Internet Channel. Wen I saw this I quickly went to the computer. But no. It didn't work for me when I went there using the computer. WHAT IS GOING ONSERS!? [[User:Super Luigi 821|Paper Jorge]], [[Wiki's End|the guy that gives Paper Cuts.]]

:HELLO!?!? GUYS!!! I NEED HELP GETTING BACK TO THE WIKI! [[User:Super Luigi 821|Paper Jorge]], [[Wiki's End|the guy that gives Paper Cuts.]]

::Is the Wiki Drought still on? Or is everyone on the wiki, while my browser doesn't want me to go there? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [[User:Super Luigi 821|Paper Jorge]], [[Wiki's End|the guy that gives Paper Cuts.]]

RAP, Steve, Gofer and I are all on at this time. I don't know what's going on with you; maybe it's your computer. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 12:47, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

I'm on. Wii! [[User:3dejong|3D, yeah, your computer needs a spanking.]]

: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!11!1!1111!!1!1EXCLAMATIONMARK!!1 I can't believe it... NOT [[User:Smiddle|SO LONG]]! 16:57, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

Guys, that's not nice. [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]] I can't even get on and you guys are all "I'm On!!!!!1112331523523534 OMG LOL GTG LMAOFDSFCXGFG!!!11111!!!!1"
: Now it went down again. Quoting Homer Simpson, "D'oh!" [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 17:03, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

==New Pages==
Whenever I try to make a new page, it says the Wiki has ran out of "page space". [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]]

Anyone seen this bug? [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]] Try it. I see it whenever I save a page.
*yes, but the edit goes through anyway. just click main page and go back to the article. Your edit is intact. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 14:29, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

I noticed. I just want to make sure that the 'crats know something's wrong. [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]]

MARIOWIKI! WORKING!

[[User:PLDS|PLDS]]!

== BYE ==
I can't stand this anymore. Bye everyone. I HATE YOU MAX.

errr ;_; - yea. This place was for creativity. Wario is part of MarioWiki. Users, about 12 of them were gonna be in this. you know what .... the movies off Unless i can get a good reason to start do it.

-- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 18:18, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

Don't leave, you movie sounds awesome!!![[User:Knife|Knife]] 18:24, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

This is what max wants, i say not. I am staying actually. I must have made this topic in my frustration...... though i am still PO'd. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 18:30, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

:Well... Don't cancel the movie. It seems cool, and it fits in here fine. --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 18:32, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

NOOOO!!! Ah, you ain't leaving, pheww. You are not alone, I and other users are annoyed by Max recents atic, and his constants crusades against your movie is a big reason, althought there other reasons.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Strong, Your mvie will pwn.]]

Well, since it seems no one wants me here, I'm the one who's leaving now. So, bye. [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]] P.S. Twink is on the phone with me saying stuff I shall not repeat.

:It's not that we don't want you here, it's just that we don't want you constantly trying to diss WL's movie. Seriously, both or you are great users; can't we all just stay and coexist peacefully? --[[User:YellowYoshi398|YellowYoshi398]] 19:54, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

Not if everyone wants me to leave. [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]] Just erase the user news.

I never said i didn't want you here maxie. You just need to stop disrupting my promotions. If your gonna leave, leave never. We need you. Your a brainchild here. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 21:06, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

I'm gonna go and make my own Wiki. So long. [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]]

Stay here,you made like a little less then half articles here,why leave? [[User:Lario/sig]]
===Why I'm Leaving===
Because no one wants me here. I'll be taking my pages, please delete them and images while I'm moving 'em. Thx. [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]]
*if your gonna leave leave after user news's first issue -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 21:46, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

Don't leave either. We want you here, we just want you to leave others alone with their creativity.[[User:Knife|Knife]] 21:54, 14 July 2007 (EDT)
*Exactly , user news could be the next shroom. your equal in creativity as me or Xzelion or PLUMs or ect. -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 22:03, 14 July 2007 (EDT)

*Sigh* I'm only gonna stay because I made over a quarter of the articles and it would be a pain to move all the images and stuff alone [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]]

:Hey guys. I want to be in charge of User News. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Paper Jorge]], [[Wiki's End|the guy that gives Paper Cuts.]]

No. Don't you READ? I said I'm staying the post above yours. [[User:Max2|-Max, sadly not unique]] so there.

:I was too excited about you leaving and leaving me a lone so I didn't read. [[User:Super Luigi 821|Paper Jorge]], [[Wiki's End|the guy that gives Paper Cuts.]]

::ARGH! I feel so helpless,I'm never here when this kind of stuff's happening! So WarioLoaf,Max,don't go,either of you. You guys are cool.You guys just got a bug to work out and we'll be back to a fine a wiki in no time. And Paper Jorge? WHY WOULD YOU BE EXCITED ABOUT MAX2 LEAVING!!!!!????[[User:Toadbert101|Toadbert101]][[User talk:Toadbert101|Give a yell]] 03:01, 15 July 2007 (EDT)

Great, the last thing we need is an important user leaving. It's just your obssesion with Wl movie (aswell as VERY, VERY minor things.) , and SPL821... WTH?
[[User:Bio-Strong|Off-topic: We should have an archive.]]

WL: You are being obsessive about your movie. Max: You are overreacting. Both of you, cool it. {{User:Murzon/sig|Please?}}

== Logo Coming soon ==

Uh, we have a logo. Oh wait, I'LL get it, the currrent logo is the evil brother of the legit logo, who killed his examplary bro by shoving him down in a sea of cheese! And thus, we have to find another legit logo! I am so clever.
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Dude]]
:What?[[User:Toadbert101|Toadbert101]][[User talk:Toadbert101|Give a yell]] 01:54, 16 July 2007 (EDT)

There's a big "LOGO COMING SOON' on the Main Page, and if I am right, we have a logo. Could a sysop remove it?
[[User:Bio-Strong|Bio-Dude]]
: YA RLY. [[Smiddle]] ([[User:Smiddle|page]]•[[user talk:Smiddle|talk]]) 08:58, 16 July 2007 (EDT)

== ..huh??? BIIIG problem ==
When you finish editing an article and press SAVE, a page called Database Error comes up. {{User:Murzon/sig|????????????}}

That's not a problem. It saves the changes anyway.{{subst:nosubst|User:HK-47/sig}}

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2007-07-16T19:47:22Z

HK-47: by request of me

Articles may no longer be crappy. Crap articles will be deleted.

Talk:Gofer

2007-07-15T14:34:42Z

HK-47:

Hey, I'm not an ally! {{User:Murzon/sig|:(}}

Funny that I'm an enemy, who commonly teams up with GG, but he is your ally.{{subst:nosubst|User:HK-47/sig}}

User:HK-47

2007-07-08T19:18:31Z

HK-47:

<div class="usermessage">This has caught [http://www.retrosega.com/ Your Attention]
([[Cheese|Hasn't it?]]). </div>

''“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

The following languages are as follows:
*Spanish
*Dutch
*German
*Greek
*Italian
*Portuguese
*Russian
*English

----

*Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
*Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
*Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
*Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
*Penso, quindi sono.
*Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
*Я думаю, поэтому я.
*I think, therefore I am.

----

*Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
*Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
*Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
*Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
*Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
*Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
*Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
*Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

----

*No se atierre.
*Niet paniek.
*Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
*Όχι πανικός.
*Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
*Não se apavore.
*Не паникуйте.
*Don't panic.

----

*¡Eso es Robin!
*Dat het Robin!
*Das ist es Robin!
*Ότι αυτό Robin!
*Quello è esso Robin!
*Aquele é Robin!
*То будет им робин!
*That's it Robin!

http://www.sorasheart.com/images/artwork/aw-076.png

HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

''“Sea turtles, mate.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Endeavour_%28Pirates_of_the_Caribbean%29#Captain_Teague|Captain Teague]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]]''

<noinclude> 

__NOTOC__
==Me==
''“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Doctor Otto Octavius|Doctor Otto Octavius]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Spider-Man 2|Spider-Man 2]]''

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

[[Image:LakituPotatoe.PNG|thumb]]

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites! http://www.spriters-resource.com/other/other/otherg/og2_dyenguard.png

http://www.spriters-resource.com/nintendo/starfox/other/katt.png

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

==More Me==
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

==The Name==
''“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]''' on ''[[wikipedia:Life|Problems]]''

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.
==Specials==
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==Appearances==
''“
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!
*Uh.... Gonzo's story.

==Users Who Are Cool==
''“Wow, three ninety-eight!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocket J. Squirrel]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''

#Great Gonzo -- He's great. Helped my user page, I stole my status coding from him. He rooms with Eggy. Great Gonzo is officially half of my favorite users.
#Max2 -- Meh. He is. Although he ''did'' insult my comic.
#Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop. Waaay cooler than his brother.
#Son of Suns -- We all know.
#Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
#3D -- I don't quite know.
#Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
#SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
#BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
#Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
#Cheese -- Much Beloved.
#RAP -- Licensing expert.
#Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
#Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
#Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
#Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
#Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
#Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
#AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
#Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
#ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
#Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
#Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool.
#Mario... -- ...
#Koopatrol -- Dunno.
#Kelt --He's a General now.
#WarioLoaf -- Good band.
#Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
#Username -- Very Generic.
#Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
#Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
#Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
#StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.
===People Purposefully Left Off This List===

''“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Sao Feng|Sao Feng]]''' and '''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', '''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End]].

#[[User:A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]
#Wayoshi
#Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

==List==
''“
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]'''on '''[[wikipedia:life|Life]].

*This is for my use... or is it...
#[http://zwok-game.com Zwok.] -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
#[http://retronintendo.com RetroNintendo.com] -- Actually the site that lead me here.
#[http://en.kirby.wikia.com Kirby Wiki]
#[http://unmario.wikia.com UnMario Wiki]
#[http://mariowiki.com Mario Wiki]

==Characters==
''“
If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Andy Garcia|Terry Benedict]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Ocean's 11|Ocean's 11]]''

#Luigi -- Always been my favorite
#Goombario -- A cool kid.
#Twink -- What's not to like?
#Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
==Fried Eggs and Fridays==
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

==Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly==
''“
Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:All Star Batman and Robin|All Star Batman and Robin]]''

''“
It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''

''“
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #828]]''

''“
A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Penguin|Penguin]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #611]]''

''“
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Men fear most what they cannot see.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Thomas Wayne|Thomas Wayne]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

===The Greatest Adventure===
Also the greatest song [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t1XzrhXay4w ever.]
====About====
I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

====The Song====

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

==Geico Is Funny.==
http://toadscastle.net/images/8bithumor7.png

==Strange Tales:Comic==
A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....
:::These are all....
:::::::Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!
===The Complete Strange Tales===
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==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglas Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.[[User:HK|Mada]] [[User talk:HK-47|Mada]] [[Cheese|Dane]]
===Part One===
::::Bar None: An Introduction
:~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble.

:~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres
was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.

:~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."

:~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None.

===Part Two===
::::Bar One: Dolphin's Wild
:~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.

:~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him.

:~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².

:~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One.

===Part Three===
The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
:~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in.

:~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"

:~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."

:~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."

:~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.

:~~Nothing..."

:~~End First of the Mohicans.

===Part Four===
The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
:~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.

:~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.

:~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.

:~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.

:~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.

:~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"

:~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?"

:~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"

:~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."

:~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans.

===Part Five===
Genius One: What child is this?
:~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.
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:~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
:~~"We could seek-"
:~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.
:~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One.
===Installment the Sixth===
Genius Two: The King off Glory
:~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and ''impatient'' man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found."
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:~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.
:~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.
:~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.
:~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===
1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre
:~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up.
:~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.
:~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach.
:~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===
2 John: Land of the Rising Sun
:~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor.
:~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"
:~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
:~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."
:~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."
:~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.
===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?
:~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place.
:~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.
:~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.

==Teh 3N|) D3 14 |>4wnZ==

Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."

The journey's over. We've been there and back again, what a  tale!

[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]

User:HK-47

2007-07-08T19:13:04Z

HK-47:

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''“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

The following languages are as follows:
*Spanish
*Dutch
*German
*Greek
*Italian
*Portuguese
*Russian
*English

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*Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
*Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
*Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
*Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
*Penso, quindi sono.
*Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
*Я думаю, поэтому я.
*I think, therefore I am.

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*Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
*Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
*Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
*Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
*Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
*Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
*Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
*Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

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*No se atierre.
*Niet paniek.
*Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
*Όχι πανικός.
*Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
*Não se apavore.
*Не паникуйте.
*Don't panic.

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*¡Eso es Robin!
*Dat het Robin!
*Das ist es Robin!
*Ότι αυτό Robin!
*Quello è esso Robin!
*Aquele é Robin!
*То будет им робин!
*That's it Robin!

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HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

''“Sea turtles, mate.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Endeavour_%28Pirates_of_the_Caribbean%29#Captain_Teague|Captain Teague]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]]''

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==Me==
''“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Doctor Otto Octavius|Doctor Otto Octavius]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Spider-Man 2|Spider-Man 2]]''

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

[[Image:LakituPotatoe.PNG|thumb]]

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites! http://www.spriters-resource.com/other/other/otherg/og2_dyenguard.png

http://www.spriters-resource.com/nintendo/starfox/other/katt.png

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

==More Me==
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

==The Name==
''“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]''' on ''[[wikipedia:Life|Problems]]''

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.
==Specials==
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==Appearances==
''“
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!
*Uh.... Gonzo's story.

==Users Who Are Cool==
''“Wow, three ninety-eight!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocket J. Squirrel]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''

#Great Gonzo -- He's great. Helped my user page, I stole my status coding from him. He rooms with Eggy. Great Gonzo is officially half of my favorite users.
#Max2 -- Meh. He is. Although he ''did'' insult my comic.
#Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop. Waaay cooler than his brother.
#Son of Suns -- We all know.
#Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
#3D -- I don't quite know.
#Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
#SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
#BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
#Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
#Cheese -- Much Beloved.
#RAP -- Licensing expert.
#Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
#Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
#Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
#Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
#Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
#Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
#AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
#Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
#ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
#Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
#Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool.
#Mario... -- ...
#Koopatrol -- Dunno.
#Kelt --He's a General now.
#WarioLoaf -- Good band.
#Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
#Username -- Very Generic.
#Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
#Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
#Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
#StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.
===People Purposefully Left Off This List===

''“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Sao Feng|Sao Feng]]''' and '''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', '''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End]].

#[[User:A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]
#Wayoshi
#Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

==List==
''“
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]'''on '''[[wikipedia:life|Life]].

*This is for my use... or is it...
#[http://zwok-game.com Zwok.] -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
#[http://retronintendo.com RetroNintendo.com] -- Actually the site that lead me here.
#[http://en.kirby.wikia.com Kirby Wiki]
#[http://unmario.wikia.com UnMario Wiki]
#[http://mariowiki.com Mario Wiki]

==Characters==
''“
If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Andy Garcia|Terry Benedict]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Ocean's 11|Ocean's 11]]''

#Luigi -- Always been my favorite
#Goombario -- A cool kid.
#Twink -- What's not to like?
#Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
==Fried Eggs and Fridays==
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

==Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly==
''“
Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:All Star Batman and Robin|All Star Batman and Robin]]''

''“
It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''

''“
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #828]]''

''“
A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Penguin|Penguin]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #611]]''

''“
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Men fear most what they cannot see.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Thomas Wayne|Thomas Wayne]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

===The Greatest Adventure===
Also the greatest song [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t1XzrhXay4w ever.]
====About====
I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

====The Song====

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

==Geico Is Funny.==
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==Strange Tales:Comic==
A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....
:::These are all....
:::::::Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!
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==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglas Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.[[User:HK|Mada]] [[User talk:HK-47|Mada]] [[Cheese|Dane]]
===Part One===
::::Bar None: An Introduction
:~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble.

:~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres
was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.

:~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."

:~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None.

===Part Two===
::::Bar One: Dolphin's Wild
:~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.

:~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him.

:~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².

:~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One.

===Part Three===
The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
:~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in.

:~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"

:~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."

:~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."

:~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.

:~~Nothing..."

:~~End First of the Mohicans.

===Part Four===
The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
:~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.

:~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.

:~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.

:~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.

:~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.

:~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"

:~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?"

:~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"

:~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."

:~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans.

===Part Five===
Genius One: What child is this?
:~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.
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:~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
:~~"We could seek-"
:~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.
:~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One.
===Installment the Sixth===
Genius Two: The King off Glory
:~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and ''impatient'' man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found."
:::::~`~`~
:~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.
:~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.
:~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.
:~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===
1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre
:~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up.
:~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.
:~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach.
:~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===
2 John: Land of the Rising Sun
:~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor.
:~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"
:~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
:~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."
:~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."
:~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.
===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?
:~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place.
:~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.
:~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.

==Teh 3N|) D3 14 |>4wnZ==

Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."

The journey's over. We've been there and back again, what a  tale!

[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]

User:HK-47

2007-07-08T19:10:03Z

HK-47:

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''“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

The following languages are as follows:
*Spanish
*Dutch
*German
*Greek
*Italian
*Portuguese
*Russian
*English

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*Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
*Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
*Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
*Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
*Penso, quindi sono.
*Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
*Я думаю, поэтому я.
*I think, therefore I am.

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*Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
*Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
*Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
*Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
*Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
*Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
*Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
*Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

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*No se atierre.
*Niet paniek.
*Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
*Όχι πανικός.
*Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
*Não se apavore.
*Не паникуйте.
*Don't panic.

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*¡Eso es Robin!
*Dat het Robin!
*Das ist es Robin!
*Ότι αυτό Robin!
*Quello è esso Robin!
*Aquele é Robin!
*То будет им робин!
*That's it Robin!

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HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

''“Sea turtles, mate.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Endeavour_%28Pirates_of_the_Caribbean%29#Captain_Teague|Captain Teague]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]]''

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==Me==
''“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Doctor Otto Octavius|Doctor Otto Octavius]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Spider-Man 2|Spider-Man 2]]''

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

[[Image:LakituPotatoe.PNG|thumb]]

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites! http://www.spriters-resource.com/other/other/otherg/og2_dyenguard.png

http://www.spriters-resource.com/nintendo/starfox/other/katt.png

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

==More Me==
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

==The Name==
''“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]''' on ''[[wikipedia:Life|Problems]]''

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.
==Specials==
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==Appearances==
''“
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!
*Uh.... Gonzo's story.

==Users Who Are Cool==
''“Wow, three ninety-eight!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocket J. Squirrel]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''

#Great Gonzo -- He's great. Helped my user page, I stole my status coding from him. He rooms with Eggy. Great Gonzo is officially half of my favorite users.
#Max2 -- Meh. He is. Although he ''did'' insult my comic.
#Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop. Waaay cooler than his brother.
#Son of Suns -- We all know.
#Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
#3D -- I don't quite know.
#Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
#SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
#BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
#Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
#Cheese -- Much Beloved.
#RAP -- Licensing expert.
#Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
#Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
#Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
#Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
#Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
#Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
#AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
#Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
#ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
#Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
#Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool.
#Mario... -- ...
#Koopatrol -- Dunno.
#Kelt --He's a General now.
#WarioLoaf -- Good band.
#Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
#Username -- Very Generic.
#Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
#Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
#Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
#StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.
===People Purposefully Left Off This List===

''“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Sao Feng|Sao Feng]]''' and '''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', '''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End]].

#[[User:A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]
#Wayoshi
#Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

==List==
''“
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]'''on '''[[wikipedia:life|Life]].

*This is for my use... or is it...
#[http://zwok-game.com Zwok.] -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
#[http://retronintendo.com RetroNintendo.com] -- Actually the site that lead me here.
#[http://en.kirby.wikia.com Kirby Wiki]
#[http://unmario.wikia.com UnMario Wiki]
#[http://mariowiki.com Mario Wiki]

==Characters==
''“
If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Andy Garcia|Terry Benedict]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Ocean's 11|Ocean's 11]]''

#Luigi -- Always been my favorite
#Goombario -- A cool kid.
#Twink -- What's not to like?
#Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
==Fried Eggs and Fridays==
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

==Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly==
''“
Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:All Star Batman and Robin|All Star Batman and Robin]]''

''“
It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''

''“
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #828]]''

''“
A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Penguin|Penguin]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #611]]''

''“
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Men fear most what they cannot see.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Thomas Wayne|Thomas Wayne]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

===The Greatest Adventure===
Also the greatest song [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t1XzrhXay4w ever.]
====About====
I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

====The Song====

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

==Geico Is Funny.==
http://toadscastle.net/images/8bithumor7.png

==Strange Tales:Comic==
A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....
:::These are all....
:::::::Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!
===The Complete Strange Tales===
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==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglas Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.[[User:HK|Mada]] [[User talk:HK-47|Mada]] [[Cheese|Dane]]
===Part One===
::::Bar None: An Introduction
:~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble.

:~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres
was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.

:~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."

:~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None.

===Part Two===
::::Bar One: Dolphin's Wild
:~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.

:~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him.

:~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².

:~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One.

===Part Three===
The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
:~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in.

:~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"

:~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."

:~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."

:~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.

:~~Nothing..."

:~~End First of the Mohicans.

===Part Four===
The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
:~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.

:~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.

:~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.

:~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.

:~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.

:~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"

:~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?"

:~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"

:~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."

:~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans.

===Part Five===
Genius One: What child is this?
:~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.
::::::::~`~`~
:~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
:~~"We could seek-"
:~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.
:~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One.
===Installment the Sixth===
Genius Two: The King off Glory
:~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and ''impatient'' man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found."
:::::~`~`~
:~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.
:~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.
:~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.
:~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===
1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre
:~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up.
:~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.
:~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach.
:~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===
2 John: Land of the Rising Sun
:~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor.
:~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"
:~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
:~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."
:~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."
:~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.
===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?
:~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place.
:~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.
:~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.

==Teh 3N|) D3 14 |>4wnZ==

Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."

The journey's over. We've been there and back again, what a  tale!

[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]

User:HK-47

2007-07-08T19:09:27Z

HK-47:

User:HK-47

2007-07-08T19:04:33Z

HK-47:

<div class="usermessage">This has caught [http://www.retrosega.com/ Your Attention]
([[Cheese|Hasn't it?]]). </div>

''“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

The following languages are as follows:
*Spanish
*Dutch
*German
*Greek
*Italian
*Portuguese
*Russian
*English

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*Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
*Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
*Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
*Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
*Penso, quindi sono.
*Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
*Я думаю, поэтому я.
*I think, therefore I am.

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*Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
*Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
*Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
*Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
*Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
*Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
*Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
*Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

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*No se atierre.
*Niet paniek.
*Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
*Όχι πανικός.
*Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
*Não se apavore.
*Не паникуйте.
*Don't panic.

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*¡Eso es Robin!
*Dat het Robin!
*Das ist es Robin!
*Ότι αυτό Robin!
*Quello è esso Robin!
*Aquele é Robin!
*То будет им робин!
*That's it Robin!

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HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

''“Sea turtles, mate.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Endeavour_%28Pirates_of_the_Caribbean%29#Captain_Teague|Captain Teague]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]]''

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==Me==
''“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Doctor Otto Octavius|Doctor Otto Octavius]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Spider-Man 2|Spider-Man 2]]''

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

[[Image:LakituPotatoe.PNG|thumb]]

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites! http://www.spriters-resource.com/other/other/otherg/og2_dyenguard.png

http://www.spriters-resource.com/nintendo/starfox/other/katt.png

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

==More Me==
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

==The Name==
''“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]''' on ''[[wikipedia:Life|Problems]]''

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.
==Specials==
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==Appearances==
''“
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!
*Uh.... Gonzo's story.

==Users Who Are Cool==
''“Wow, three ninety-eight!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocket J. Squirrel]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''

#Great Gonzo -- He's great. Helped my user page, I stole my status coding from him. He rooms with Eggy. Great Gonzo is officially half of my favorite users.
#Max2 -- Meh. He is. Although he ''did'' insult my comic.
#Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop. Waaay cooler than his brother.
#Son of Suns -- We all know.
#Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
#3D -- I don't quite know.
#Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
#SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
#BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
#Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
#Cheese -- Much Beloved.
#RAP -- Licensing expert.
#Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
#Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
#Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
#Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
#Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
#Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
#AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
#Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
#ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
#Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
#Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool.
#Mario... -- ...
#Koopatrol -- Dunno.
#Kelt --He's a General now.
#WarioLoaf -- Good band.
#Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
#Username -- Very Generic.
#Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
#Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
#Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
#StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.
===People Purposefully Left Off This List===

''“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Sao Feng|Sao Feng]]''' and '''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', '''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End]].

#[[User:A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]
#Wayoshi
#Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

==List==
''“
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]'''on '''[[wikipedia:life|Life]].

*This is for my use... or is it...
#[http://zwok-game.com Zwok.] -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
#[http://retronintendo.com RetroNintendo.com] -- Actually the site that lead me here.
#[http://en.kirby.wikia.com Kirby Wiki]
#[http://unmario.wikia.com UnMario Wiki]
#[http://mariowiki.com Mario Wiki]

==Characters==
''“
If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Andy Garcia|Terry Benedict]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Ocean's 11|Ocean's 11]]''

#Luigi -- Always been my favorite
#Goombario -- A cool kid.
#Twink -- What's not to like?
#Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
==Fried Eggs and Fridays==
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

==Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly==
''“
Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:All Star Batman and Robin|All Star Batman and Robin]]''

''“
It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''

''“
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #828]]''

''“
A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Penguin|Penguin]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #611]]''

''“
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Men fear most what they cannot see.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Thomas Wayne|Thomas Wayne]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

===The Greatest Adventure===
Also the greatest song [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t1XzrhXay4w ever.]
====About====
I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

====The Song====

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

==Geico Is Funny.==
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==Strange Tales:Comic==
A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....
:::These are all....
:::::::Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!
===The Complete Strange Tales===
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==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglas Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.[[User:HK|Mada]] [[User talk:HK-47|Mada]] [[Cheese|Dane]]
===Part One===
::::Bar None: An Introduction
:~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble.

:~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres
was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.

:~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."

:~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None.

===Part Two===
::::Bar One: Dolphin's Wild
:~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.

:~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him.

:~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².

:~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One.

===Part Three===
The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
:~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in.

:~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"

:~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."

:~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."

:~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.

:~~Nothing..."

:~~End First of the Mohicans.

===Part Four===
The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
:~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.

:~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.

:~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.

:~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.

:~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.

:~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"

:~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?"

:~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"

:~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."

:~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans.

===Part Five===
Genius One: What child is this?
:~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.
::::::::~`~`~
:~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
:~~"We could seek-"
:~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.
:~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One.
===Installment the Sixth===
Genius Two: The King off Glory
:~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and ''impatient'' man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found."
:::::~`~`~
:~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.
:~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.
:~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.
:~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===
1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre
:~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up.
:~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.
:~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach.
:~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===
2 John: Land of the Rising Sun
:~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor.
:~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"
:~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
:~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."
:~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."
:~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.
===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?
:~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place.
:~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.
:~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.

==Teh 3N|) D3 14 |>4wnZ==

Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."

The journey's over. We've been there and back again, what a  tale!

[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]

User:HK-47

2007-07-08T19:04:06Z

HK-47:

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<div class="usermessage">This has caught [http://www.retrosega.com/ Your Attention]
([[Cheese|Hasn't it?]]). </div>

''“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

The following languages are as follows:
*Spanish
*Dutch
*German
*Greek
*Italian
*Portuguese
*Russian
*English

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*Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
*Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
*Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
*Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
*Penso, quindi sono.
*Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
*Я думаю, поэтому я.
*I think, therefore I am.

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*Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
*Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
*Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
*Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
*Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
*Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
*Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
*Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

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*No se atierre.
*Niet paniek.
*Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
*Όχι πανικός.
*Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
*Não se apavore.
*Не паникуйте.
*Don't panic.

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*¡Eso es Robin!
*Dat het Robin!
*Das ist es Robin!
*Ότι αυτό Robin!
*Quello è esso Robin!
*Aquele é Robin!
*То будет им робин!
*That's it Robin!

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HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

''“Sea turtles, mate.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Endeavour_%28Pirates_of_the_Caribbean%29#Captain_Teague|Captain Teague]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]]''

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==Me==
''“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Doctor Otto Octavius|Doctor Otto Octavius]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Spider-Man 2|Spider-Man 2]]''

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

[[Image:LakituPotatoe.PNG|thumb]]

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites! http://www.spriters-resource.com/other/other/otherg/og2_dyenguard.png

http://www.spriters-resource.com/nintendo/starfox/other/katt.png

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

==More Me==
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

==The Name==
''“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]''' on ''[[wikipedia:Life|Problems]]''

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.
==Specials==
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==Appearances==
''“
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!
*Uh.... Gonzo's story.

==Users Who Are Cool==
''“Wow, three ninety-eight!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocket J. Squirrel]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''

#Great Gonzo -- He's great. Helped my user page, I stole my status coding from him. He rooms with Eggy. Great Gonzo is officially half of my favorite users.
#Max2 -- Meh. He is. Although he ''did'' insult my comic.
#Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop. Waaay cooler than his brother.
#Son of Suns -- We all know.
#Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
#3D -- I don't quite know.
#Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
#SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
#BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
#Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
#Cheese -- Much Beloved.
#RAP -- Licensing expert.
#Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
#Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
#Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
#Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
#Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
#Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
#AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
#Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
#ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
#Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
#Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool.
#Mario... -- ...
#Koopatrol -- Dunno.
#Kelt --He's a General now.
#WarioLoaf -- Good band.
#Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
#Username -- Very Generic.
#Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
#Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
#Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
#StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.
===People Purposefully Left Off This List===

''“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Sao Feng|Sao Feng]]''' and '''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', '''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End]].

#[[User:A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]
#Wayoshi
#Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

==List==
''“
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]'''on '''[[wikipedia:life|Life]].

*This is for my use... or is it...
#[http://zwok-game.com Zwok.] -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
#[http://retronintendo.com RetroNintendo.com] -- Actually the site that lead me here.
#[http://en.kirby.wikia.com Kirby Wiki]
#[http://unmario.wikia.com UnMario Wiki]
#[http://mariowiki.com Mario Wiki]

==Characters==
''“
If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Andy Garcia|Terry Benedict]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Ocean's 11|Ocean's 11]]''

#Luigi -- Always been my favorite
#Goombario -- A cool kid.
#Twink -- What's not to like?
#Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
==Fried Eggs and Fridays==
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

==Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly==
''“
Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:All Star Batman and Robin|All Star Batman and Robin]]''

''“
It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''

''“
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #828]]''

''“
A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Penguin|Penguin]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #611]]''

''“
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Men fear most what they cannot see.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Thomas Wayne|Thomas Wayne]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

===The Greatest Adventure===
Also the greatest song [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t1XzrhXay4w ever.]
====About====
I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

====The Song====

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

==Geico Is Funny.==
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==Strange Tales:Comic==
A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....
:::These are all....
:::::::Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!
===The Complete Strange Tales===
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==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglas Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.[[User:HK|Mada]] [[User talk:HK-47|Mada]] [[Cheese|Dane]]
===Part One===
::::Bar None: An Introduction
:~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble.

:~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres
was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.

:~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."

:~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None.

===Part Two===
::::Bar One: Dolphin's Wild
:~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.

:~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him.

:~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².

:~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One.

===Part Three===
The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
:~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in.

:~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"

:~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."

:~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."

:~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.

:~~Nothing..."

:~~End First of the Mohicans.

===Part Four===
The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
:~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.

:~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.

:~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.

:~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.

:~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.

:~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"

:~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?"

:~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"

:~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."

:~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans.

===Part Five===
Genius One: What child is this?
:~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.
::::::::~`~`~
:~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
:~~"We could seek-"
:~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.
:~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One.
===Installment the Sixth===
Genius Two: The King off Glory
:~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and ''impatient'' man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found."
:::::~`~`~
:~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.
:~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.
:~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.
:~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===
1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre
:~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up.
:~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.
:~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach.
:~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===
2 John: Land of the Rising Sun
:~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor.
:~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"
:~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
:~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."
:~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."
:~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.
===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?
:~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place.
:~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.
:~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.

==Teh 3N|) D3 14 |>4wnZ==

Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."

The journey's over. We've been there and back again, what a  tale!

[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]

User:HK-47

2007-07-08T19:03:50Z

HK-47:

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([[Cheese|Hasn't it?]]). </div>

''“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

The following languages are as follows:
*Spanish
*Dutch
*German
*Greek
*Italian
*Portuguese
*Russian
*English

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*Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
*Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
*Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
*Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
*Penso, quindi sono.
*Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
*Я думаю, поэтому я.
*I think, therefore I am.

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*Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
*Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
*Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
*Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
*Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
*Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
*Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
*Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

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*No se atierre.
*Niet paniek.
*Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
*Όχι πανικός.
*Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
*Não se apavore.
*Не паникуйте.
*Don't panic.

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*¡Eso es Robin!
*Dat het Robin!
*Das ist es Robin!
*Ότι αυτό Robin!
*Quello è esso Robin!
*Aquele é Robin!
*То будет им робин!
*That's it Robin!

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HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

''“Sea turtles, mate.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Endeavour_%28Pirates_of_the_Caribbean%29#Captain_Teague|Captain Teague]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]]''

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==Me==
''“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Doctor Otto Octavius|Doctor Otto Octavius]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Spider-Man 2|Spider-Man 2]]''

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

[[Image:LakituPotatoe.PNG|thumb]]

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites! http://www.spriters-resource.com/other/other/otherg/og2_dyenguard.png

http://www.spriters-resource.com/nintendo/starfox/other/katt.png

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

==More Me==
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

==The Name==
''“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]''' on ''[[wikipedia:Life|Problems]]''

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.
==Specials==
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==Appearances==
''“
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!
*Uh.... Gonzo's story.

==Users Who Are Cool==
''“Wow, three ninety-eight!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocket J. Squirrel]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''

#Great Gonzo -- He's great. Helped my user page, I stole my status coding from him. He rooms with Eggy. Great Gonzo is officially half of my favorite users.
#Max2 -- Meh. He is. Although he ''did'' insult my comic.
#Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop. Waaay cooler than his brother.
#Son of Suns -- We all know.
#Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
#3D -- I don't quite know.
#Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
#SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
#BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
#Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
#Cheese -- Much Beloved.
#RAP -- Licensing expert.
#Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
#Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
#Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
#Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
#Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
#Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
#AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
#Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
#ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
#Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
#Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool.
#Mario... -- ...
#Koopatrol -- Dunno.
#Kelt --He's a General now.
#WarioLoaf -- Good band.
#Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
#Username -- Very Generic.
#Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
#Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
#Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
#StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.
===People Purposefully Left Off This List===

''“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Sao Feng|Sao Feng]]''' and '''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', '''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End]].

#[[User:A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]
#Wayoshi
#Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

==List==
''“
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]'''on '''[[wikipedia:life|Life]].

*This is for my use... or is it...
#[http://zwok-game.com Zwok.] -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
#[http://retronintendo.com RetroNintendo.com] -- Actually the site that lead me here.
#[http://en.kirby.wikia.com Kirby Wiki]
#[http://unmario.wikia.com UnMario Wiki]
#[http://mariowiki.com Mario Wiki]

==Characters==
''“
If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Andy Garcia|Terry Benedict]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Ocean's 11|Ocean's 11]]''

#Luigi -- Always been my favorite
#Goombario -- A cool kid.
#Twink -- What's not to like?
#Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
==Fried Eggs and Fridays==
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

==Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly==
''“
Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:All Star Batman and Robin|All Star Batman and Robin]]''

''“
It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''

''“
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #828]]''

''“
A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Penguin|Penguin]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #611]]''

''“
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Men fear most what they cannot see.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Thomas Wayne|Thomas Wayne]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

===The Greatest Adventure===
Also the greatest song [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t1XzrhXay4w ever.]
====About====
I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

====The Song====

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

==Geico Is Funny.==
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==Strange Tales:Comic==
A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....
:::These are all....
:::::::Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!
===The Complete Strange Tales===
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==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglas Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.[[User:HK|Mada]] [[User talk:HK-47|Mada]] [[Cheese|Dane]]
===Part One===
::::Bar None: An Introduction
:~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble.

:~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres
was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.

:~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."

:~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None.

===Part Two===
::::Bar One: Dolphin's Wild
:~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.

:~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him.

:~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².

:~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One.

===Part Three===
The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
:~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in.

:~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"

:~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."

:~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."

:~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.

:~~Nothing..."

:~~End First of the Mohicans.

===Part Four===
The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
:~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.

:~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.

:~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.

:~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.

:~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.

:~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"

:~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?"

:~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"

:~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."

:~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans.

===Part Five===
Genius One: What child is this?
:~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.
::::::::~`~`~
:~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
:~~"We could seek-"
:~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.
:~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One.
===Installment the Sixth===
Genius Two: The King off Glory
:~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and ''impatient'' man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found."
:::::~`~`~
:~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.
:~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.
:~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.
:~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===
1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre
:~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up.
:~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.
:~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach.
:~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===
2 John: Land of the Rising Sun
:~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor.
:~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"
:~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
:~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."
:~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."
:~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.
===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?
:~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place.
:~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.
:~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.

==Teh 3N|) D3 14 |>4wnZ==

Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."

The journey's over. We've been there and back again, what a  tale!

[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]

User:HK-47

2007-07-08T19:00:17Z

HK-47:

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([[Cheese|Hasn't it?]]). </div>

''“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

The following languages are as follows:
*Spanish
*Dutch
*German
*Greek
*Italian
*Portuguese
*Russian
*English

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*Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
*Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
*Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
*Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
*Penso, quindi sono.
*Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
*Я думаю, поэтому я.
*I think, therefore I am.

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*Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
*Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
*Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
*Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
*Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
*Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
*Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
*Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

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*No se atierre.
*Niet paniek.
*Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
*Όχι πανικός.
*Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
*Não se apavore.
*Не паникуйте.
*Don't panic.

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*¡Eso es Robin!
*Dat het Robin!
*Das ist es Robin!
*Ότι αυτό Robin!
*Quello è esso Robin!
*Aquele é Robin!
*То будет им робин!
*That's it Robin!

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HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

''“Sea turtles, mate.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Endeavour_%28Pirates_of_the_Caribbean%29#Captain_Teague|Captain Teague]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]]''

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==Me==
''“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Doctor Otto Octavius|Doctor Otto Octavius]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Spider-Man 2|Spider-Man 2]]''

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

[[Image:LakituPotatoe.PNG|thumb]]

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites! http://www.spriters-resource.com/other/other/otherg/og2_dyenguard.png

http://www.spriters-resource.com/nintendo/starfox/other/katt.png

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

==More Me==
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

==The Name==
''“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]''' on ''[[wikipedia:Life|Problems]]''

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.
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==Appearances==
''“
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!
*Uh.... Gonzo's story.

==Users Who Are Cool==
''“Wow, three ninety-eight!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocket J. Squirrel]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''

#Great Gonzo -- He's great. Helped my user page, I stole my status coding from him. He rooms with Eggy. Great Gonzo is officially half of my favorite users.
#Max2 -- Meh. He is. Although he ''did'' insult my comic.
#Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop. Waaay cooler than his brother.
#Son of Suns -- We all know.
#Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
#3D -- I don't quite know.
#Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
#SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
#BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
#Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
#Cheese -- Much Beloved.
#RAP -- Licensing expert.
#Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
#Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
#Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
#Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
#Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
#Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
#AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
#Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
#ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
#Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
#Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool.
#Mario... -- ...
#Koopatrol -- Dunno.
#Kelt --He's a General now.
#WarioLoaf -- Good band.
#Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
#Username -- Very Generic.
#Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
#Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
#Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
#StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.
===People Purposefully Left Off This List===

''“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Sao Feng|Sao Feng]]''' and '''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', '''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End]].

#[[User:A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]
#Wayoshi
#Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

==List==
''“
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]'''on '''[[wikipedia:life|Life]].

*This is for my use... or is it...
#[http://zwok-game.com Zwok.] -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
#[http://retronintendo.com RetroNintendo.com] -- Actually the site that lead me here.
#[http://en.kirby.wikia.com Kirby Wiki]
#[http://unmario.wikia.com UnMario Wiki]
#[http://mariowiki.com Mario Wiki]

==Characters==
''“
If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Andy Garcia|Terry Benedict]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Ocean's 11|Ocean's 11]]''

#Luigi -- Always been my favorite
#Goombario -- A cool kid.
#Twink -- What's not to like?
#Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
==Fried Eggs and Fridays==
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

==Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly==
''“
Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:All Star Batman and Robin|All Star Batman and Robin]]''

''“
It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''

''“
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #828]]''

''“
A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Penguin|Penguin]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #611]]''

''“
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Men fear most what they cannot see.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Thomas Wayne|Thomas Wayne]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

===The Greatest Adventure===
Also the greatest song [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t1XzrhXay4w ever.]
====About====
I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

====The Song====

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

==Geico Is Funny.==
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==Strange Tales:Comic==
A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....
:::These are all....
:::::::Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!
===The Complete Strange Tales===
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==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglas Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.[[User:HK|Mada]] [[User talk:HK-47|Mada]] [[Cheese|Dane]]
===Part One===
::::Bar None: An Introduction
:~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble.

:~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres
was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.

:~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."

:~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None.

===Part Two===
::::Bar One: Dolphin's Wild
:~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.

:~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him.

:~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².

:~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One.

===Part Three===
The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
:~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in.

:~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"

:~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."

:~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."

:~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.

:~~Nothing..."

:~~End First of the Mohicans.

===Part Four===
The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
:~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.

:~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.

:~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.

:~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.

:~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.

:~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"

:~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?"

:~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"

:~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."

:~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans.

===Part Five===
Genius One: What child is this?
:~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.
::::::::~`~`~
:~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
:~~"We could seek-"
:~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.
:~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One.
===Installment the Sixth===
Genius Two: The King off Glory
:~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and ''impatient'' man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found."
:::::~`~`~
:~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.
:~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.
:~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.
:~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===
1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre
:~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up.
:~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.
:~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach.
:~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===
2 John: Land of the Rising Sun
:~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor.
:~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"
:~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
:~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."
:~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."
:~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.
===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?
:~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place.
:~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.
:~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.

==Teh 3N|) D3 14 |>4wnZ==

Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."

The journey's over. We've been there and back again, what a  tale!

[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]

Sadaharu

2007-07-07T14:46:43Z

HK-47: /* Sprites */

Many are unsure haw this man rose to power, and it is possible he himself still doesn't know. In a recent event, he was [[demoted]]. He has a mysterious past and has been spotted adventuring with many different people. He had previously been affiliated with a trio of users called the [[Tenacious Three]], but has since left the group for unknown reasons. After a small scale war with one of the former members, he guided [[Paper Luigi DS]] and then left him to start a new Tenacious Three. He has been known to carry a Scythe and be very good with animals. He has many pets, and some speculate that his favorite is a lion affectionately named [[Ryoma]].
==Sprites==
*He is most commonly seen as a blue Cutman. His personal prefernece is an unmodified Marluxia sprite.
[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]
[[Category:Misguided]]
[[Category:Users]]
[[Category:Warioman Series Characters]]

User talk:HK-47

2007-07-07T14:30:41Z

HK-47:

I'm thinking we need differnt monobooks. [[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] [[User talk:Xzelion|(Talk)]]

whats a bot?

[[User:PLDS|PLDS]]!

What he said. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

Wha?!?!? [[User:Max2|-Max]]

:( [[User:Max2|-Max]] *mumble* points, 1/15. Oh yeah!

Good news. I revealed my secret in an edit post. :D [[User:Max2|-Max]] to bad.

wrong plan. [[User:Max2|-Max]] Don'cha love decoys?

I'm not that stupid. [[User:Max2|-Max]] That would fail in seconds.

Besides, that's not close to my ultimate plan. [[User:Max2|-Max]] That was a joke. My real actual plan is to... i'm not telling.

Yeah, that was a joke. Jeez. I needed a laugh. I'd never be 'crat for a second.

no one gets me, do they? [[User:Max2|-Max]] I need a better sense of humor.

Why would I take over the wiki? If I were to try that, it'd be somewhere else.

Someone can't keep a bad joke. I was bored, and I remembered the time I put my major plan in an actual edit. I got blocked in about .5 seconds. [[User:Max2|-Max]] So funny. I would never take over THIS Wiki. Remember? RETIRED.

Your page says you are leaving?!?!?!

Sorry Uniju, that was an old gag on my Wiki userpage. I never bothered changing it, or even checking it since I put it on here.User:HK-47/sig

Are we moving? [[User:Max2|-Max]] I hope so.

Absolutely we're moving.{{subst:nosubst|User:HK-47/sig}}

User talk:HK-47

2007-07-07T14:29:33Z

HK-47:

User:HK-47

2007-07-07T14:28:41Z

HK-47:

<div class="usermessage">This has caught [http://www.retrosega.com/ Your Attention]
([[Cheese|Hasn't it?]]). </div>

''“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl]]''

The following languages are as follows:
*Spanish
*Dutch
*German
*Greek
*Italian
*Portuguese
*Russian
*English

----

*Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
*Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
*Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
*Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
*Penso, quindi sono.
*Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
*Я думаю, поэтому я.
*I think, therefore I am.

----

*Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
*Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
*Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
*Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
*Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
*Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
*Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
*Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

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*No se atierre.
*Niet paniek.
*Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
*Όχι πανικός.
*Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
*Não se apavore.
*Не паникуйте.
*Don't panic.

----

*¡Eso es Robin!
*Dat het Robin!
*Das ist es Robin!
*Ότι αυτό Robin!
*Quello è esso Robin!
*Aquele é Robin!
*То будет им робин!
*That's it Robin!

http://www.sorasheart.com/images/artwork/aw-076.png

HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

''“Sea turtles, mate.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Endeavour_%28Pirates_of_the_Caribbean%29#Captain_Teague|Captain Teague]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]]''

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==Me==
''“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Doctor Otto Octavius|Doctor Otto Octavius]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Spider-Man 2|Spider-Man 2]]''

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

[[Image:LakituPotatoe.PNG|thumb]]

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites! http://www.spriters-resource.com/other/other/otherg/og2_dyenguard.png

http://www.spriters-resource.com/nintendo/starfox/other/katt.png

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

==More Me==
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

==The Name==
''“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]''' on ''[[wikipedia:Life|Problems]]''

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.
==Specials==
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==Appearances==
''“
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!
*Uh.... Gonzo's story.

==Users Who Are Cool==
''“Wow, three ninety-eight!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Rocket J. Squirrel|Rocket J. Squirrel]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''

#Great Gonzo -- He's great. Helped my user page, I stole my status coding from him. He rooms with Eggy. Great Gonzo is officially half of my favorite users.
#Max2 -- Meh. He is. Although he ''did'' insult my comic.
#Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop. Waaay cooler than his brother.
#Son of Suns -- We all know.
#Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
#3D -- I don't quite know.
#Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
#SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
#BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
#Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
#Cheese -- Much Beloved.
#RAP -- Licensing expert.
#Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
#Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
#Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
#Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
#Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
#Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
#AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
#Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
#ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
#Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
#Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool.
#Mario... -- ...
#Koopatrol -- Dunno.
#Kelt --He's a General now.
#WarioLoaf -- Good band.
#Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
#Username -- Very Generic.
#Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
#Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
#Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
#StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.
===People Purposefully Left Off This List===

''“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Sao Feng|Sao Feng]]''' and '''[[wikipedia:Captain Jack Sparrow|Cap'n Jack Sparrow]]''', '''[[wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End|Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End]].

#[[User:A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]
#Wayoshi
#Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

==List==
''“
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ''”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]]'''on '''[[wikipedia:life|Life]].

*This is for my use... or is it...
#[http://zwok-game.com Zwok.] -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
#[http://retronintendo.com RetroNintendo.com] -- Actually the site that lead me here.
#[http://en.kirby.wikia.com Kirby Wiki]
#[http://unmario.wikia.com UnMario Wiki]
#[http://mariowiki.com Mario Wiki]

==Characters==
''“
If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Andy Garcia|Terry Benedict]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Ocean's 11|Ocean's 11]]''

#Luigi -- Always been my favorite
#Goombario -- A cool kid.
#Twink -- What's not to like?
#Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
==Fried Eggs and Fridays==
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

==Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly==
''“
Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Qui-Gon Jinn|Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace]]''

''“
Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:All Star Batman and Robin|All Star Batman and Robin]]''

''“
It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''

''“
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Riddler|Riddler]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #828]]''

''“
A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Penguin|Penguin]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Detective Comics|Detective Comics #611]]''

''“
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
Men fear most what they cannot see.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Henri Ducard|Henri Ducard]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

''“
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”'' 
—'''[[wikipedia:Thomas Wayne|Thomas Wayne]]''', ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]''

===The Greatest Adventure===
Also the greatest song [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t1XzrhXay4w ever.]
====About====
I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

====The Song====

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

==Geico Is Funny.==
http://toadscastle.net/images/8bithumor7.png

==Strange Tales:Comic==
A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....
:::These are all....
:::::::Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!
===The Complete Strange Tales===
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==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglas Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.[[User:HK|Mada]] [[User talk:HK-47|Mada]] [[Cheese|Dane]]
===Part One===
::::Bar None: An Introduction
:~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble.

:~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres
was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.

:~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."

:~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None.

===Part Two===
::::Bar One: Dolphin's Wild
:~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.

:~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him.

:~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².

:~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One.

===Part Three===
The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
:~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in.

:~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"

:~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."

:~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."

:~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.

:~~Nothing..."

:~~End First of the Mohicans.

===Part Four===
The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
:~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.

:~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.

:~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.

:~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.

:~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.

:~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"

:~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?"

:~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"

:~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."

:~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans.

===Part Five===
Genius One: What child is this?
:~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.
::::::::~`~`~
:~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
:~~"We could seek-"
:~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.
:~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One.
===Installment the Sixth===
Genius Two: The King off Glory
:~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and ''impatient'' man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found."
:::::~`~`~
:~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.
:~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.
:~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.
:~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===
1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre
:~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up.
:~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.
:~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach.
:~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===
2 John: Land of the Rising Sun
:~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor.
:~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"
:~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
:~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."
:~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."
:~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.
===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?
:~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place.
:~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.
:~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.

==Teh 3N|) D3 14 |>4wnZ==

Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."

The journey's over. We've been there and back again, what a  tale!

[[Category:Cheese Lovers]]

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2007-06-30T00:24:55Z

HK-47:

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User:HK-47/sig

2007-06-30T00:24:09Z

HK-47:

[[User:Hk-47|HK-47]]([[User talk:HK-47|v^_^v]])

User:HK-47/sig

2007-06-30T00:22:56Z

HK-47:

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2007-06-29T23:28:35Z

HK-47:

User talk:PLDS

2007-06-29T23:04:43Z

HK-47: /* Bot */

*sigh* [[User:Max2|Max2]]

D'oh! [[User:72.84.236.148|72.84.236.148]] :|(

hi. [[User:Max2|-Max]]

== Card ==

OK. --{{User:Aipom/sig}}--

== Sprites! ==

Whoa, thanks! Could you upload those to the wiki?-[[User:1337Yoshi|1337Yoshi]] 15:51, 29 June 2007 (EDT)

no one can go on. [[User:Max2|-Max]] I would if I could.

Oh, and put the sprite sheet on my userpage, replacing the two images there. -[[User:1337Yoshi|1337Yoshi]]

Never mind... I already did it. But thanks for the sprites. -[[User:1337Yoshi|1337Yoshi]] 16:59, 29 June 2007 (EDT)

== heyo! ==
Like it here? Want a part in my movie? what character ya wanna be? -- {{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 18:40, 29 June 2007 (EDT)
==Bot==
I'm not entirely sure myself. I think it means his edits wont show up. It could be considered a form of small punishment.[[User:HK-47|HK-47]]

You should move your new article to PLDS's Buddies, unless you meant to have it spelled kind of off.[[User:HK-47|HK-47]]

User talk:PLDS

2007-06-29T23:01:19Z

HK-47: /* heyo! */

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2007-06-29T04:11:45Z

HK-47:

And you call yourself a sysop.....