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If you believe any of this junk, you deserve an atomic wedgie.

Although most of this is fiction, some of it is fact. Good luck guessing what is what.

3D (left) and his friends

A 3dejong is a strange, demented, hyper creature. Watch out, or he’ll steal your limited-edition Hot Fudge Graveyard!

History

A 3dejong was first sighted on September __, 2006. It immediately designated MarioWiki.Com as its home habitat, and has been disrupting the peace there ever since. In its first few years, it helped the wiki as much as it could, including giving the Merchandise section a makeover. But in recent months the “3D” has not been editing as much. Some say this is because it no longer owns any Mario games. Currently, the 3dejong hangs out on the wiki, inspiring terror/awesomeness wherever he goes, depending on whether or not he’s had caffeine in the past 24 hours.

Naming

Currently, the few people that have ever been able to become acquainted with a 3dejong call it “3D”. So far, those people haven’t been eaten, beaten senseless, or been given an atomic wedgie. Maybe we should all call 3dejongs by this nickname…

Behavior Patterns

So far, the only people to get close enough to a 3dejong have been frightened off, accidentally been squirted with Graveyard, or have become so inseparable to it that they refuse to reveal any of its secrets. But the only things leading scientists and cheese factory owners have been able to find out is that it was the inventor of Graveyard, the best cheese sandwich this side of Pluto, it has become close friends with almost all MarioWiki users, and it thinks hot fudge is better than anything else on earth except macaroni and cheese Graveyards.

The 3dejong has been known to stay up all hours of the night, reading Prima Strategy Guides and playing obscure ROMs. This may be because it drinks a mixture of chocolate syrup, Graveyard, and energy gel every night before 11:00.

3dejongs have also been known to be able to burp for more than 24.63 seconds straight. So far, no one knows what triggers this (most likely because all who get too close faint seconds after the belch).

So far, no 3dejongs have been promoted. This is probably because most 3Ds are unable to keep the strict schedule demanded to enter the legions of Patrollers, Sysops, or Bureaucrats. (Don’t tell anyone, but they don’t know much syntax, either. All the do it cut and paste…)

Because of their strange behavior, 3Ds have become popular across the Wiki. Why is this? Even they don’t know. But they have been featured in quite a few movies, stories, and sprite comics. Why not visit a 3dejong’s home page [www.mariowiki.com/User:3dejong here]? It may give you some clues as to why it is now so famous… or not.

Acquaintances

So far, the only known 3dejong has no particular friends. If he meets someone he likes, he likes him. But he and Max2 have become quite close since 3D rescued him from a life of crime.

House

the house

Him and Max share a house, which is (convienintly to them) right next to Wayoshi's

Gallery of Appearences

Coming soon!

Default stats in Wiki RPG

• HP: 10
• Attack: 2
• Defense: 0