User:HK-47

Colour in honour of my pal Great Gonzo.

HeyHey, MarioWikiers! I respectfully request that some assistance be given to the fledgling RetroSega Wiki. [1]

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HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki!

“Sea turtles, mate.”
—Captain Teague, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

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Me

“Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.”
—Doctor Otto Octavius, Spider-Man 2

I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age.

I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude.

I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below).

I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man.

As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world.

I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice.

I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies.

I made a sprite sheet!

And found ChanServ some sprites!

In case you didn't know..... ChanServ is a girl and can help people with their problems! She's also the mystical guardian of the chat!

More Me

My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I believe that All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

Retro 1337 Style: Things to do

1. fix 4 h0l3.
2. figur3 0ut wh0 t3h w4lrus rly is.
3. d0 in n0 p4rticul4r 0rd3r.

And I'm done.....xZz0rz...

The Name

“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
—Douglas Adams on Problems

It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR.

Specials

The Other Fly Cats Chillin' Online:'<whosonline></whosonline>

Appearances

“ Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.”
—Batman, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me!

• Uh.... Gonzo's story.

Users Who Are Cool

“Wow, three ninety-eight!”
—Rocket J. Squirrel, Rocky and Bullwinkle

1. Great Gonzo -- He's great. Helped my user page, I stole my status coding from him. He rooms with Eggy. Great Gonzo is officially half of my favorite users.
2. Max2 -- Meh. He is. Although he did insult my comic.
3. Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop. Waaay cooler than his brother.
4. Son of Suns -- We all know.
5. Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover.
6. 3D -- I don't quite know.
7. Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop.
8. SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97
9. BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese.
10. Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris
11. Cheese -- Much Beloved.
12. RAP -- Licensing expert.
13. Yoshi626 -- Dunno.
14. Sir Grodus -- A pic-man
15. Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic.
16. Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW.
17. Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures.
18. Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop.
19. AgentSeeThroo -- First Bureaucrat.
20. Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam.
21. ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name.
22. Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later.
23. Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool.
24. Mario... -- ...
25. Koopatrol -- Dunno.
26. Kelt --He's a General now.
27. WarioLoaf -- Good band.
28. Mario1997 -- He has an entire year.
29. Username -- Very Generic.
30. Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi.
31. Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance.
32. Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance.
33. StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life.

If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it.

People Purposefully Left Off This List

“Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once."
"That doesn't sound like me. ”
—Sao Feng and Cap'n Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End.

1. A Link to the Past
2. Wayoshi
3. Eggbert &ndash He was the OTHeR computer in Gonzo's house, and I'm making a big ado about nothing. Yeah Wayoshi, I know what you're thinking. You'd be correct. This is a stupid in-joke.

List

“ If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; 'life', something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that's the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes 'On the Origin of Species'. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well. ”
—Douglas Adamson Life.

• This is for my use... or is it...

1. Zwok. -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday.
2. RetroNintendo.com -- Actually the site that lead me here.
3. Kirby Wiki
4. UnMario Wiki
5. Mario Wiki

Characters

“ If you should be picked up buying a $100,000 sports car in Newport Beach, I'm going to be supremely disappointed.”
—Terry Benedict, Ocean's 11

1. Luigi -- Always been my favorite
2. Goombario -- A cool kid.
3. Twink -- What's not to like?
4. Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi.
5. Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris

Fried Eggs and Fridays

For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

Quotes I Didn't Have A Sly And Clever Place To Insert Seemingly Randomly

“ Remember: Your focus determines your reality.”
—Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight, Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace

“ The ability to speak does not make you intelligent..”
—Qui-Gon, Greatest Jedi Knight, Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace

“ Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.”
—Batman, All Star Batman and Robin

“ It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box.”
—Riddler, The Long Halloween

“ The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.”
—Riddler, Detective Comics #828

“ A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase the Bard!”
—Penguin, Detective Comics #611

“ They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me.”
—Batman, Batman Begins

“ Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.”
—Henri Ducard, Batman Begins

“ Men fear most what they cannot see.”
—Henri Ducard, Batman Begins

“ And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”
—Thomas Wayne, Batman Begins

Songs And Such

Carry On My Wayward Son

By Kansas

{Refrain

Carry on my wayward son

There'll be peace when you are done

Lay your weary head to rest

Don't you cry no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion

Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion

I was soaring ever higher

But I flew too high

Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man

Though my mind could think I still was a mad man

I hear the voices when I'm dreaming

I can hear them say

{Refrain

Masquerading as a man with a reason

My charade is the event of the season

And if I claim to be a wise man, well

It surely means that I don't know

On a stormy sea of moving emotion

Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean

I set a course for winds of fortune

But I hear the voices say

{Refrain

No!

Carry on, you will always remember

Carry on, nothing equals the splendor

The center lights around your vanity

But surely heaven waits for you

Carry on my wayward son

There'll be peace when you are done

Lay your weary head to rest

Don't you cry (don't you cry no more)

The Greatest Adventure

Also the greatest song ever.

About

I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly.

The Song

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.

Let go of the moment that life makes you hold.

To measure the meaning can make you delay;

It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.

The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave

Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe

Will never know passion, will never know pain.

Who sits by the window will one day see rain.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

The chances, the changes are all yours to make.

The mold of your life is in your hands to break.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

Pages I Made.

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Strange Tales:Comic

A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection....

These are all....

Strange Tales....

From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.

From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you!

The Complete Strange Tales

	Mariowikigt4.JPG	TOC	==The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince==
===Part One===	Was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind.	~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India."	===Part Two===
~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat.	~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O².	===Part Three===	The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher
~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?"	~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before."	~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway."	~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused.
~~Nothing..."	~~End First of the Mohicans.	===Part Four===	The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement
~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded.	~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said.	~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked.	~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room.
~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by.	~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?"	~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?"	~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy."
===Part Five===	Genius One: What child is this?	~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory.	~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated."
~~"We could seek-"	~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road.	===Installment the Sixth===	Genius Two: The King off Glory
~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it.	~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said.	~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied.	~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two.
===Part Seven===	1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre	~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care.	~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John.
===Part Eight===	2 John: Land of the Rising Sun	~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?"	~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?"
~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari."	~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money."	~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John.	===Part the Ninth===
3 John: What Wondrous Love is this?	~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today.	==Teh 3N ) D3 14 |>4wnZ==	Oh, and I'm a sysop on the Mario Wiki. I suppose I'm "HK-47, Sysop of the Super Mario Wiki", but that's BAD GRAMMAR. The correct form would be "HK-47, sysop on the Super Mario Wiki."
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