Say "You fight like a cow."

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==Overview==
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*[[User:The thing/What would you do/1/|Basement]]
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*[[User:The thing/What would you do/2/|Forest]] (Best One)
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'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #3'''
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*[[User:The thing/What would you do/3/|Snowed In]]
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Thatkidsam got robbed. Bonk will see about that!
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Vintage Video Game Dealer|Vintage Video Game Dealer]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Bonk|Bonk-Bats]]
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'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]]
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{{Thatkidsam Comp|Turbo Grafx}}
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'''Date:''' March 10th, 2005
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'''Lines:''' 30
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==Transcript==
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{''It is night. Icreature is a pile of goo on the ground. You can see eyes out the window. A guy suddenly breaks in and steals the Turbo Grafx, then runs away. Icreature wakes up.''}
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'''ICREATURE:''' (Thatkidsam! That vintage video game dealer stole your 16!)
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{''Thatkidsam is still asleep.''}
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'''ICREATURE:''' (Come on, wake up!) {''Morphs into an alarm clock and goes off.''}
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'''THATKIDSAM:''' Unh... What? That guy from the store? Little does he know, I have a tracking device on it! {''Yawns''} Fly, my Bonk-Bats! Follow this sonar and find my system! {''Opens a huge cage of Bonks with wings, and tosses them a scanner gun''}
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{''The Bonk-Bats fly off, not making a sound''}
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'''THATKIDSAM:''' Oh well, I'll just open my filing cabinet and get a new one for the time being. {''Opens a huge vault of systems, grabs a Turbo Grafx 16''}
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{''Cut to Thatkidsam answering an email.''}
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'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Inserts the E-Mail card and turns it on''} Okay, let's try a little bit of this...
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'''MAGICAL VOICES:''' HERE COMES THE THATKIDSAM!!!
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<blockquote class="turboemail">
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Hey d00d<br />
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r us 1337?1111<br />
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-teh graystone man</blockquote>
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{''Reads as "Hey doad, are us one thousand three hundred thirty seven? One one one one, Teh Graystone Man''}
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'''THATKIDSAM:''' Wow, that was a useless email. If you wanna see a leet person, go see The Leet! He's over at Bubs'. I know how to do this. A digga. A digga digga. A diggity diggity-
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{''Thatkidsam attempts to jump up and press the DELETED! button, but Icreature forms a ceiling over his head.''}
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'''ICREATURE:''' (Why don'cha show him all those leet things you made? You know, with Bonk, and Zonk, and, uh, sandwiches...)
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'''THATKIDSAM:''' I hate it how you always make emails longer! Anyway, SimSanwich was my only working game, no thanks to you, Icreature!
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'''ICREATURE:''' (Meep!) {''Disappears into nothingness, or the kitchen, whichever sounds more reasonable''}
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'''THATKIDSAM:''' But I did make this giant statue of Bonk in front of my house!
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{''The camera shows a plane with a statue of Bonk attatched to one wing.''}
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'''THATKIDSAM:''' And I did make those Bonk-Bats, right?
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{''Cut to the Bonk-Bats headbutting the Vintage Video Game Dealer into oblivion.''}
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'''THATKIDSAM:''' And, that's about it, really... I'm really not that leet.
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{''Several Turbo Grafx U-Cards line up at the top of the screen displaying the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]"''}
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==Easter Eggs==
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*Click on '''about it''' to see the couch.
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{''Thatkidsam is still sitting in it, sleeping. It suddenly closes on him.''}
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'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hwa-
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'''ICREATURE:''' (You stay there while I'm eating all of your mushroom tops, kay?)
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'''THATKIDSAM:''' NOOOOOO!!
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*Click on '''leet''' to see Thatkidsam's ultimate creation, the Trapper & Keeper Hologram Clock!
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==Fun Facts==
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*The Leet is an [[thatkidsam.muffin/The Leet|actual character]].
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*The couch closed in the easter egg because it showed us in [[thatkidsam.muffin/sandwich|sandwich]] that it is shaped like a Sega Saturn.
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==Author's Comments==
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*Rating: D+
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*Meh... This email was okay, but it was like Strong Bad's emails: It always strays off topic. His are funny, but I didn't stray it to a very interesting other topic.
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{{Muffin}}
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Revision as of 03:16, 28 March 2006

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