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Collin: take off wikipedia link.. i guess those don't work?

Collin — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 20:59:41 GMT

take off wikipedia link.. i guess those don't work?

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-	~~[[Wikipedia:~~Jack Handey~~\|Jack Handey]]~~ is an American comedian and comic writer. He is famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.	+	Jack Handey is an American comedian and comic writer. He is famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.

	==Deep Thoughts==		==Deep Thoughts==

Collin: /* Deep Thoughts */ oops, put one on twice

Collin — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 20:58:23 GMT

Deep Thoughts: oops, put one on twice

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	*Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.		*Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
	*A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."		*A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
-	*If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
	*If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.		*If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
	*If you rob a bank, and your pants fall down, its okay to laugh. and let your hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.		*If you rob a bank, and your pants fall down, its okay to laugh. and let your hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.
	*Why can't the ant and the caterpillar just get along? One eats grass, the other eats Caterpillars... Oh, I see now.		*Why can't the ant and the caterpillar just get along? One eats grass, the other eats Caterpillars... Oh, I see now.

Collin: Jack Handey, I think he should be on the funny wiki, :)

Collin — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 20:57:45 GMT

Jack Handey, I think he should be on the funny wiki, :)

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[[Wikipedia:Jack Handey|Jack Handey]] is an American comedian and comic writer. He is famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.

==Deep Thoughts==
*Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
*A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
*If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
*If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
*If you rob a bank, and your pants fall down, its okay to laugh. and let your hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.
*Why can't the ant and the caterpillar just get along? One eats grass, the other eats Caterpillars... Oh, I see now.