Eternaljwh

From Egs Mayhem

About E

eternaljwh, who insists on the lack of front-capitalization when the name is invoked, save when just as an E, disappeared for a long time after the Enigma Incident, with only a post or two in the intermission.

E isn't going to toot E's own horn here, though E was in LPW's history from page 331 up until intermission, at least at page 1500, and guarded semizealously the RPness of the thread.

Many characters fall under E's aegis, so many that E had to create a list to keep track of all of them. E has resumed posting after several months of inactivity.

Characters

E has more characters than anyone else in Mayhem, with the possible exception of VOR. Due to a contrary mood, they will be listed here, and updated at odd times, maybe categorized sometime.

• Ghost
• Altair
• Person At Computer(PAC) The one typing this all.
  • Voices 0-6
  • Person At Computer's Avatars
    • Chibi
    • Extra
    • Nameless
    • Unknown
    • Kitty
    • Phantom Voice's Avatar
    • the great urfushngh?bah! (who must be uncapitalized and also will be severely annoyed with being called a gub)
  • Phantom Voice
• Grammar and Spelling Nazis
• eternaljwh (f-ej/f-eternaljwh)
  • Various numbers.
  • Kiara
• Mysterious Voodoo Man;
• the Goddesses of
  • Fertility
  • Love
  • Happiness
• the Omega Troop: Preferred nick, affectionate/derogatory nick (position)
  • the Pilot
  • Nox/Moxie(Ninja)
  • Pyro/Sparky(Fireman)
  • Gearhead/Grease(Mechanic)
  • Hawkeye/Peeps(f, Sniper)
  • Disassembler/Fuse(Sapper)
  • Bones/Leech(Medic), and four as-yet unnamed ones;
  • Major Knave, leader of above Omega Troop
    • Corporal Knave(Infernal Gates)
    • General Knave
    • a(lternate)Knave (oK, he doesn't really count, he had one appearance only)
    • the Ghosts of Knave
      • Past(Infernal Gates)
      • Present
        • Aurora
        • Knave
      • Future(LPW)
• Glorph the ooze
• Phlorg the ooze
• Kaptain Keybeard, the Terror of the Eight Seas
• Dr. Marion Susannah von Ehrmann
• Svenfield, minion of the Svenpire
• Minidragons:
  • Sky
  • Saturn
    • his adoptive uncle pegasus affectionately "Unc'"
  • Starlight
  • Shadow
    • his three Hatchlings
• the Pirate(Kaptain Keybeard)'s Parrot
• Nyx the Displacer Cat
• Nonah the half-demon Lakedweller
• the German Bartender
• de Spectre the First, butler of the Deathmanse
• de Spectre (unknown number, descendant of the above), waiter at the Rex, technically NPC
• Butterfly Girl, Princess of the Meadow
• Sayobi
• Oberon Mistral(wingies)
• Sharzaxeshexsssh(Drifters 2, 3 to be)

Characters who are sort of mine and someone elses are

• Rose(Clone of Ann Pertchin, in MKRP)
• Vlÿntyr
• daughter of the Golden-Hearted

oh, and we mustn't forget the Extra Army, or

• Grammar Nazi
• izaN rammarG (the mirrored Grammar Nazi)
• Mechanics Nazi
• Spelling Nazi

Fluff

• Though this is little-known, E is known to have coined the Tasteful Curtain.
• Portrait of f-eternaljwh by MOOMANiBE