MOOMANiBE

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MOOMANiBE Is a kittycat.

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ArtStuffs

Moom does Artstuffs. He has a page at http://moomanibe.deviantart.com/

Stuffs

Moom does other stuffs too. It's exciting. For instance, Moom designed the statue of liberty, the Berlin wall, and the buildings containing the legislature of 23 different nations.

RPs and Stuffs

Fluff

  • Is actually 1/16 penguin due to a mad scientist around the beginning of the 20th century.
  • Subsists on only 15 minutes of sleep a week, due to a caffeinated skin patch.
  • Never blinks.
  • Eats rusted chunks of scrap iron for breakfast.
  • Can lift large trucks with one hand.
  • Once played a perfect golf game of 18 holes in one.
  • Invented ninjas.
  • Has learned and memorized all 11 Secret Herbs & Spices.
  • Has a not-so-secret admirer
  • Owns a magic flying motorcycle, used primarily to tailgate passenger jets and to freak people out by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of The Twilight Zone

Same Fluff, but poorly translated into German

  • Wirklich ist der Penguin 1/16 wegen eines wütenden Wissenschaftlers um den Anfang des 20. Jahrhunderts.
  • Subsists auf nur 15 Minuten Schlaf ein Woche, wegen a caffeinated Hautflecken.
  • Blinkt nie. * Ißt verrostete Klumpen des Alteisens zum Frühstück.
  • Kann große LKWas mit einer Hand anheben.
  • Spielte einmal ein vollkommenes Golfspiel von 18 Bohrungen in einer.
  • Erfundene ninjas.
  • Hat alle 11 sich geheimen Kräuter u. Gewürze erlernt und gemerkt.
  • Hat einen Nicht-sogeheimnis Bewunderer

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