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			<title>Last Post Wins!!!!!!!</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Last Post Wins''' is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of lead-taking occurred in the past.  It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.&lt;br /&gt;
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It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], though it is not quite so sinister as that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==&lt;br /&gt;
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread.  This slowly changed as time passed.  A &amp;quot;lead&amp;quot; was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion.  By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented.  False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.&lt;br /&gt;
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A date of note would be the 18 of April when LPW broke, the winner was [[OzLionHeart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==&lt;br /&gt;
OK, we've got a Pavilion, a Hotel, [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtains]] flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.&lt;br /&gt;
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And that's not even scratching the surface.  Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah.  We all call it that.  NYEH!&lt;br /&gt;
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...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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== Resident/regular characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[RLommy]] - The real Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CLommy2]] - His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lommella]] - His full-sized female version.&lt;br /&gt;
*Lommina - A shrunken clone of Lommella.&lt;br /&gt;
*2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lemurteam]] - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]] - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]] - His wife/familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Butler]] - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]] - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]] - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]] - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]] - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]] - His sisterish lady.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]] - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]] - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]] - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Salmartia]] - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Fluffles]] - One cooool cat.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rihal]] - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ajac]] - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alatrahazar]] - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KF-Oz]] - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle.&lt;br /&gt;
*Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bain]] - Ctarl-Ctarl. An Ice Mage. Very Powerful. Different from Kalga Ctarl-Ctarl.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beede]] - Looks like a marble.  Thinks like a human.  Ripped out of his world without warning, and trying like hell to get back to it before it's too late... (no spoiler for you! :P )&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;Comes and Goes&amp;quot; Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]] - [[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature ([[Glorph]])as a lover.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]] - Likal's older sister, with an affinity for nature.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]] - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ta]] - [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimensional.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whackamole]] - Resident alchemist.  Female at present, and still a Mole.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xena]] - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Peragrin]] - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Tourist]] - Kinda like a non-immortal male Salmartia, only crossed with some Kender fearlessness.  Human, carrying around tonnes of magical gear.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beasteam]] - A steampunk avatar of [[LittleBeast]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3023197#3023197 Courtney Daymine] - Mutant girl from another universe, arrived in LPW by accident. Her only fear is that one day, she might have to return home...&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kalga]] - Ctarl-Ctarl mage. Very powerful.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ganurath - Magic user. Recently moved in near the former Lair of the FRE.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bain]] - Half Cait Sidhe Scotsmen. An Ice Mage. Curently has no clue whats going on.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Inactive Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Dave(Davecom3)- A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.&lt;br /&gt;
*Debra(Davecom3)-Dave's alter-ego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who has been split off from Dave by the Dewitchery Diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Author-Bat]] - Anthro-bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the [[carrot..?]] version.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Authorette-Cat]] - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Author-Vixen]] - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Currently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[INVOTZ-esque Loztein]] - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KFPB]] - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servant of Lord Spectre&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warlof]] - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sylver]] - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FH Joat Delia]] - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dayantis]] - The guy with the thing.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]] - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squato]] - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joat Delia]] - Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Draco Blazer]] - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[May Cottontail]] - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leon Minnis]] - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pan]] - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vincent Vailo]] - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sevilin]] - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joseph]] - Minor god of transformation.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norri]] - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;need&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; divine magic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Akiva]] - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Major Locations ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LPW.png]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''Map not to scale.''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] - Nothing bad can happen there.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.&lt;br /&gt;
**The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!&lt;br /&gt;
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.&lt;br /&gt;
**Mal's Ice Palace - [[Malachy19|Malachy]] lives here.&lt;br /&gt;
**Kepiena's &amp;quot;Castle&amp;quot; - A house built in a cloud.  Fliers welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Dimitri's Citadel]] - It's Dimitri's home. &lt;br /&gt;
**Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest.&lt;br /&gt;
**Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake.  Very spooky. Also, contains:&lt;br /&gt;
***Various Islands&lt;br /&gt;
***Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains&lt;br /&gt;
**The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house.&lt;br /&gt;
**Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Meadow - Grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Lily Pond - A pond with an accurately descriptive name.  And frogs, you gotta have frogs.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.&lt;br /&gt;
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]] - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.&lt;br /&gt;
*Outer Space&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]] - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane (see [[The Crossover Wars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Lemur Station]] - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of [[Lemurteam]]'s favorite appendages.&lt;br /&gt;
**Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, ''in'') the moon. Home of [[Sky]] (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]] - Home of [[Voey]], VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]] - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Good Lair of Good]] - Home of [[Eddie]], Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Uranus]] - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:52:35 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Last_Post_Wins!!!!!!!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere, 20 millimeters in diameter and made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Beede [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3012815#3012815 first appeared] in the LPW Hotel, room 314 (on [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&amp;amp;t=74643&amp;amp;st=0&amp;amp;sk=t&amp;amp;sd=a&amp;amp;start=54020 this page] of the new forums).  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Story of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede first related the story of the world and the origin of his people in [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3047479#3047479 this post] on page 2772 of LPW.  It's a bit long and quite complex, but it is one of several basic bits of info required to fully understand what Beede is and why he is that way.  (More will be revealed as the plot continues.)  As of this writing, only [[Lomgren]]'s characters, [[Rihal]], and [[Jeremy Lightfoot]] have heard it in character.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Proverbs and Sayings of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede's people have several proverbs that they follow as a general guide to life.  Beede tends to repeat these a lot, mainly since they are one of the few remaining ties he has to the world.  They are listed here for reference:&lt;br /&gt;
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* All things are connected to each other, and to the world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kindness restores all who share its path.&lt;br /&gt;
* May our path be clear, however it may end...and if not, at least let its story merit the telling!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:21:43 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere, 20 millimeters in diameter and made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3012815#3012815 first appeared] in the LPW Hotel, room 314 (on [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&amp;amp;t=74643&amp;amp;st=0&amp;amp;sk=t&amp;amp;sd=a&amp;amp;start=54020 this page] of the new forums.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Story of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede first related the story of the world and the origin of his people in [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3047479#3047479 this post] on page 2772 of LPW.  It's a bit long and quite complex, but it is one of several basic bits of info required to fully understand what Beede is and why he is that way.  (More will be revealed as the plot continues.)  As of this writing, only [[Lomgren]]'s characters, [[Rihal]], and [[Jeremy Lightfoot]] have heard it in character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Proverbs and Sayings of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede's people have several proverbs that they follow as a general guide to life.  Beede tends to repeat these a lot, mainly since they are one of the few remaining ties he has to the world.  They are listed here for reference:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* All things are connected to each other, and to the world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kindness restores all who share its path.&lt;br /&gt;
* May our path be clear, however it may end...and if not, at least let its story merit the telling!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:21:03 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere, 20 millimeters in diameter and made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3012815#3012815 first appeared] in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Story of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede first related the story of the world and the origin of his people in [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3047479#3047479 this post] on page 2772 of LPW.  It's a bit long and quite complex, but it is one of several basic bits of info required to fully understand what Beede is and why he is that way.  (More will be revealed as the plot continues.)  As of this writing, only [[Lomgren]]'s characters, [[Rihal]], and [[Jeremy Lightfoot]] have heard it in character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Proverbs and Sayings of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede's people have several proverbs that they follow as a general guide to life.  Beede tends to repeat these a lot, mainly since they are one of the few remaining ties he has to the world.  They are listed here for reference:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* All things are connected to each other, and to the world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kindness restores all who share its path.&lt;br /&gt;
* May our path be clear, however it may end...and if not, at least let its story merit the telling!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:52:11 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Lesbians</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Lesbians</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Women who are emotionally and sexually attracted to other women. In a manner nonsensical from a practical point of view, lesbians are especially attractive to most heterosexual men, who claim that they are even better than waffles.&lt;br /&gt;
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The name is believed to come from the isle of Lesbos, now known as Mytilene, due to surviving writings by a poet named Sappho who wrote about love for her students at a school for girls there.  Consequentially, the term Sapphism has been used as a synonym, though that useage has mostly died out in recent times.&lt;br /&gt;
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Famous lesbians include Ellen DeGeneres, Kaorin from [[Azumanga Daioh]], [[Nanase]], [[Ellen]] (although Ellen is technically bisexual), the female version of [[Ranma]], and [[Britney Spears]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Sexy-Awesome]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 08:43:16 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Lesbians</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Lesbians</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Lesbians</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Women who are emotionally and sexually attracted to other women. In a manner nonsensical from a practical point of view, lesbians are especially attractive to most heterosexual men, who claim that they are even better than waffles.&lt;br /&gt;
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The name is believed to come from the isle of Lesbos, now known as Mytilene, due to surviving writings by a poet named Sappho who wrote about love for her students at a school for girls there.  Consequentially, the term Sapphism has been used as a synonym, though that useage has mostly died out in recent times.&lt;br /&gt;
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Famous lesbians include Ellen DeGeneres, Kaorin from [[Azumanga Daioh]], [[Nanase]], [[Ellen]] (although Ellen is technically bisexual), the female version of [[Ranma]], and [[Britney Spears]] {{Fact}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Sexy-Awesome]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Mayhem Laws of Physics</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Mayhem_Laws_of_Physics</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* Exceptions */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Some of the Laws==&lt;br /&gt;
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
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1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by&lt;br /&gt;
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2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.&lt;br /&gt;
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3: No ID Checks.&lt;br /&gt;
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4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.&lt;br /&gt;
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5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.&lt;br /&gt;
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6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.&lt;br /&gt;
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8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.&lt;br /&gt;
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9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
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11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.&lt;br /&gt;
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12: There will be one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.&lt;br /&gt;
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13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;
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14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.&lt;br /&gt;
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16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.	&lt;br /&gt;
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19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.&lt;br /&gt;
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20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.&lt;br /&gt;
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21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.&lt;br /&gt;
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22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*&lt;br /&gt;
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23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---&lt;br /&gt;
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24: AkaraAri &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;can play any role and do it well.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.&lt;br /&gt;
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25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;26a: Unless it is important to the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.&lt;br /&gt;
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29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.&lt;br /&gt;
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31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.&lt;br /&gt;
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32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.&lt;br /&gt;
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33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
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34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.&lt;br /&gt;
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36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.&lt;br /&gt;
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37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].&lt;br /&gt;
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39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
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40: There will always be a triangle.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.&lt;br /&gt;
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42: There will be one martial arts expert.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42a: He will be an old man.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42b: He will be Asian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
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44: There will be an evil organization.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.&lt;br /&gt;
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45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.&lt;br /&gt;
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48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.&lt;br /&gt;
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49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.&lt;br /&gt;
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54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].&lt;br /&gt;
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55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.&lt;br /&gt;
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56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.&lt;br /&gt;
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57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.&lt;br /&gt;
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58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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59: Romance Sense SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;
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60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.&lt;br /&gt;
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61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.&lt;br /&gt;
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62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.&lt;br /&gt;
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63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.&lt;br /&gt;
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64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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65: If a character says that he/she is &amp;quot;Invincible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Indestructible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Unbeatable&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Immortal&amp;quot;, they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
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68: There is always at least one catgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.&lt;br /&gt;
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71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.&lt;br /&gt;
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72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.&lt;br /&gt;
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73: Nothing important happens during time warps.&lt;br /&gt;
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74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.&lt;br /&gt;
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75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
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78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.&lt;br /&gt;
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79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.&lt;br /&gt;
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80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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81: Don't question DEM. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.&lt;br /&gt;
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84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Knock!&lt;br /&gt;
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86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87a: They will become inactive very quickly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89a: EVER.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.&lt;br /&gt;
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91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.&lt;br /&gt;
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92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
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94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.&lt;br /&gt;
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95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
95a: None of them are powerless.&lt;br /&gt;
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96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.&lt;br /&gt;
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97: &amp;quot;The Fur Covers Everything&amp;quot;: If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered &amp;quot;indecent&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;objectionable&amp;quot; in public. They are thus not considered &amp;quot;naked&amp;quot;, except possibly by other fur-covered people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Exceptions==&lt;br /&gt;
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Magical School's Nurse.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: [[Waffle House #4741]].  Spoons are abundant.  There is no Matrix.&lt;br /&gt;
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35a&amp;amp;35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Travis.&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylie and Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Will.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: Driftersverse and Wingies.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
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96: Phil Cartwright.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Miscellaneous]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* The Story of The World */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere, 20 millimeters in circumference and made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Beede [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3012815#3012815 first appeared] in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Story of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede first related the story of the world and the origin of his people in [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3047479#3047479 this post] on page 2772 of LPW.  It's a bit long and quite complex, but it is one of several basic bits of info required to fully understand what Beede is and why he is that way.  (More will be revealed as the plot continues.)  As of this writing, only [[Lomgren]]'s characters, [[Rihal]], and [[Jeremy Lightfoot]] have heard it in character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Proverbs and Sayings of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede's people have several proverbs that they follow as a general guide to life.  Beede tends to repeat these a lot, mainly since they are one of the few remaining ties he has to the world.  They are listed here for reference:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* All things are connected to each other, and to the world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kindness restores all who share its path.&lt;br /&gt;
* May our path be clear, however it may end...and if not, at least let its story merit the telling!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere, 20 millimeters in circumference and made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3012815#3012815 first appeared] in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Story of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede first related the story of the world and the origin of his people in [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3047479#3047479 this post] on page 2772 of LPW.  It's a bit long and quite complex, but it is one of several basic bits of info required to fully understand what Beede is and why he is that way.  (More will be revealed as the plot continues.)  As of this writing, only [[Lomgren]]'s characters, [[Rihal]], and [[Jeremy]] have heard it in character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Proverbs and Sayings of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede's people have several proverbs that they follow as a general guide to life.  Beede tends to repeat these a lot, mainly since they are one of the few remaining ties he has to the world.  They are listed here for reference:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* All things are connected to each other, and to the world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kindness restores all who share its path.&lt;br /&gt;
* May our path be clear, however it may end...and if not, at least let its story merit the telling!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Beede</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere, 20 millimeters in circumference and made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3012815#3012815 first appeared] in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Story of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede first related the story of the world and the origin of his people in [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3047479#3047479 this post] on page 2772 of LPW.  It's a bit long and quite complex, but it is one of several basic bits of info required to fully understand what Beede is and why he is that way.  (More will be revealed as the plot continues.)  As of this writing, only the [[Lommies]], [[Rihal]], and [[Jeremy]] have heard it in character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Proverbs and Sayings of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede's people have several proverbs that they follow as a general guide to life.  Beede tends to repeat these a lot, mainly since they are one of the few remaining ties he has to the world.  They are listed here for reference:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* All things are connected to each other, and to the world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kindness restores all who share its path.&lt;br /&gt;
* May our path be clear, however it may end...and if not, at least let its story merit the telling!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 15:29:02 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Booming Godlike Voice</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Booming_Godlike_Voice</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The Booming Godlike Voice is a character created for [[carrot..?]] by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  It is a non-corporeal entity of unknown origin that drifted into carrot..? after spending eons crossing the universe. Its presence has since permeated other areas of Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Powers==&lt;br /&gt;
Godlike (or Goddesslike - see below).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Personality==&lt;br /&gt;
The Voice's personality is unknown, but it has an apparent leaning toward literalism and cruel irony. The Voice tends to pick up and act on random utterances made in carrot..?, with potentially mind-warping (and sometimes body-warping) results. It has been known to wreak massive destruction in one moment and then immediately follow the carnage with the creation of intense beauty. Only rarely does it respond to direct enquiries.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Current Status==&lt;br /&gt;
The Voice is currently Goddesslike due to an encounter with a FemRay. It seems to be unconcerned with the change so far. Unknown as to whether or not it is permanent, or if any real change happened at all in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Of Special Note==&lt;br /&gt;
The Booming God/Goddesslike Voice cannot be truly quoted without disabling HTML in the quoting post. It had no comment when asked about the matter.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 15:18:42 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Booming_Godlike_Voice</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere, 20 millimeters in circumference and made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3012815#3012815 first appeared] in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Proverbs and Sayings of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede's people have several proverbs that they follow as a general guide to life.  Beede tends to repeat these a lot, mainly since they are one of the few remaining ties he has to the world.  They are listed here for reference:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* All things are connected to each other, and to the world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kindness restores all who share its path.&lt;br /&gt;
* May our path be clear, however it may end...and if not, at least let its story merit the telling!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:54:17 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere, 20 millimeters in circumference and made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3012815#3012815 first appeared] in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Proverbs and Sayings of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
Beede's people have several proverbs that they follow as a general guide to life.  Beede tends to repeat these a lot, mainly since they are one of the few remaining ties he has to the world.  They are listed here for reference:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* All things are connected to each other, and to the world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kindness restores all who share its path.&lt;br /&gt;
* May our path be clear, however it may end...and if not, at least let its story merit the telling!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:46:36 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
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			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/ProfessorTomoe</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Some would call him High Magister Marshmallum, Minister of '''FISH'''. Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat only after careful consideration (preferably including consultation with both legal and medical specialists).&lt;br /&gt;
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__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also runs the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora.  The thread (and the coffee) once appeared to have run their course to its end, with the Waffle House at one point being used as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].  Someone must have come in and rennovated the place, though, because it seems to be [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=92488 back in business] as of this writing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Booming Godlike Voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing the unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Avatar RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:57:53 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:ProfessorTomoe</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Waffle House</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Waffle_House</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Waffle House #4741 ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=92488 Waffle House #4741] is an RP started by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  It is based on the classic Waffle House chain of restaurants, but with several dozen twists.  The RP seemed to be over at one point, with the Waffle House being used as the Tactical Operations Centre for the [[EGS Defence Force]] during [[Operation Lagomorph]].  However, the Waffle House has recently undergone renovations and it is once again [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=92488 open for business].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Setting ==&lt;br /&gt;
Waffle House #4741, next to the main highway in whatever town it happens to be located. Check out [http://www.wafflehouse.com/ this link] if you're unfamiliar with the chain. It's the classic American greasy spoon / short-order restaurant. Open 24 hours a day, every day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Employees ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Vern''', the cook - a 50-year-old veteran short-order cook. Has worked at the Waffle House for 30 years. Tall and thin, with greying hair and lots of premature wrinkles. Not very talkative, but everyone listens when he speaks. (Played by the GM.) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Dora''', a waitress - a 55-year-old waitress who's been around the block a few times. Typical southern waitress in the mold of Flo from the TV series &amp;quot;Alice.&amp;quot; Sassy but friendly. Doesn't put up with BS, but is willing to play along sometimes. Basically runs the place, unless Vern has something to say. Looks human, but who really knows? (Role open for volunteers.) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Baldrick''', a waiter - a stocky 35-year-old waiter. Insists on being called &amp;quot;Cap'n Wafflebeard,&amp;quot; but meets with varying degrees of success on this issue. Dresses in full pirate regalia, complete with a black beard (with touches of grey), flintlocks, a cutlass, a fake peg-leg and an eyepatch. Hasn't yet said whether or not he is a Pastafarian. (Played by [[Dayantis]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Official Rules ==&lt;br /&gt;
It's a restaurant, and a cheap one at that. Order something and eat it. Socialize a bit. Engage in food fights or other mayhem. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyone is welcome, and that really means anyone - any character, from any place, and from any time. The Waffle House has a strict &amp;quot;no discrimination&amp;quot; policy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reality in this RP is used mainly to keep the eggs from floating off of the plates. Other than that, who knows what could happen? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please keep in mind the following: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# The staff of Waffle House #4741 are infinitely strong and invulnerable to any and all attacks. They're also well armed. In other words, don't bother trying to hold the place up (or blow it up) - you'll get your arse handed to you on a platter. With a side order of hash browns. &lt;br /&gt;
# Weapons should be left outside. See rule #1 for the reason why. &lt;br /&gt;
# All action takes place inside the restaurant. Anything that happens outside stays outside. &lt;br /&gt;
# Anyone loitering without ordering will be vaporized to make room for another customer. As long as you order something, though (and pay for it - see rule #5), stay as long as you want. Nurse a cup of coffee or something. &lt;br /&gt;
# Pay your bill when asked. Any character trying to run out without paying will be instantly vaporized at the door (i.e., out of the RP permanently).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That's all there is to it.  Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Buildings]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:57:03 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Waffle_House</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Waffle House</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Waffle_House</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Waffle House #4741 ==&lt;br /&gt;
Waffle House #4741 is an RP started by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  It is based on the classic Waffle House chain of restaurants, but with several dozen twists.  The RP seemed to be over at one point, with the Waffle House being used as the Tactical Operations Centre for the [[EGS Defence Force]] during [[Operation Lagomorph]].  However, the Waffle House has recently undergone renovations and it is once again open for business.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Setting ==&lt;br /&gt;
Waffle House #4741, next to the main highway in whatever town it happens to be located. Check out [http://www.wafflehouse.com/ this link] if you're unfamiliar with the chain. It's the classic American greasy spoon / short-order restaurant. Open 24 hours a day, every day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Employees ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Vern''', the cook - a 50-year-old veteran short-order cook. Has worked at the Waffle House for 30 years. Tall and thin, with greying hair and lots of premature wrinkles. Not very talkative, but everyone listens when he speaks. (Played by the GM.) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Dora''', a waitress - a 55-year-old waitress who's been around the block a few times. Typical southern waitress in the mold of Flo from the TV series &amp;quot;Alice.&amp;quot; Sassy but friendly. Doesn't put up with BS, but is willing to play along sometimes. Basically runs the place, unless Vern has something to say. Looks human, but who really knows? (Role open for volunteers.) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Baldrick''', a waiter - a stocky 35-year-old waiter. Insists on being called &amp;quot;Cap'n Wafflebeard,&amp;quot; but meets with varying degrees of success on this issue. Dresses in full pirate regalia, complete with a black beard (with touches of grey), flintlocks, a cutlass, a fake peg-leg and an eyepatch. Hasn't yet said whether or not he is a Pastafarian. (Played by [[Dayantis]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Official Rules ==&lt;br /&gt;
It's a restaurant, and a cheap one at that. Order something and eat it. Socialize a bit. Engage in food fights or other mayhem. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyone is welcome, and that really means anyone - any character, from any place, and from any time. The Waffle House has a strict &amp;quot;no discrimination&amp;quot; policy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reality in this RP is used mainly to keep the eggs from floating off of the plates. Other than that, who knows what could happen? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please keep in mind the following: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# The staff of Waffle House #4741 are infinitely strong and invulnerable to any and all attacks. They're also well armed. In other words, don't bother trying to hold the place up (or blow it up) - you'll get your arse handed to you on a platter. With a side order of hash browns. &lt;br /&gt;
# Weapons should be left outside. See rule #1 for the reason why. &lt;br /&gt;
# All action takes place inside the restaurant. Anything that happens outside stays outside. &lt;br /&gt;
# Anyone loitering without ordering will be vaporized to make room for another customer. As long as you order something, though (and pay for it - see rule #5), stay as long as you want. Nurse a cup of coffee or something. &lt;br /&gt;
# Pay your bill when asked. Any character trying to run out without paying will be instantly vaporized at the door (i.e., out of the RP permanently).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That's all there is to it.  Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Buildings]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:55:08 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Waffle_House</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Waffle House</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Waffle_House</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Waffle House #4741 ==&lt;br /&gt;
Waffle House #4741 is an RP started by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  It is based on the classic Waffle House chain of restaurants, but with several dozen twists.  The RP seemed to be over at one point, with the Waffle House being used as the Tactical Operations Centre for the [[EGS Defence Force]] during [[Operation Lagomorph]].  However, the Waffle House has recently undergone renovations and it is once again open for business.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Setting ==&lt;br /&gt;
Waffle House #4741, next to the main highway in whatever town it happens to be located. Check out [http://www.wafflehouse.com/ this link] if you're unfamiliar with the chain. It's the classic American greasy spoon / short-order restaurant. Open 24 hours a day, every day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Employees ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Vern''', the cook - a 50-year-old veteran short-order cook. Has worked at the Waffle House for 30 years. Tall and thin, with greying hair and lots of premature wrinkles. Not very talkative, but everyone listens when he speaks. (Played by the GM.) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Dora''', a waitress - a 55-year-old waitress who's been around the block a few times. Typical southern waitress in the mold of Flo from the TV series &amp;quot;Alice.&amp;quot; Sassy but friendly. Doesn't put up with BS, but is willing to play along sometimes. Basically runs the place, unless Vern has something to say. Looks human, but who really knows? (Role open for volunteers.) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Baldrick''', a waiter - a stocky 35-year-old waiter. Insists on being called &amp;quot;Cap'n Wafflebeard,&amp;quot; but meets with varying degrees of success on this issue. Dresses in full pirate regalia, complete with a black beard (with touches of grey), flintlocks, a cutlass, a fake peg-leg and an eyepatch. Hasn't yet said whether or not he is a Pastafarian. (Played by [[Dayantis]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Official Rules ==&lt;br /&gt;
It's a restaurant, and a cheap one at that. Order something and eat it. Socialize a bit. Engage in food fights or other mayhem. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyone is welcome, and that really means anyone - any character, from any place, and from any time. The Waffle House has a strict &amp;quot;no discrimination&amp;quot; policy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reality in this RP is used mainly to keep the eggs from floating off of the plates. Other than that, who knows what could happen? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please keep in mind the following: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# The staff of Waffle House #4741 are infinitely strong and invulnerable to any and all attacks. They're also well armed. In other words, don't bother trying to hold the place up (or blow it up) - you'll get your arse handed to you on a platter. With a side order of hash browns. &lt;br /&gt;
# Weapons should be left outside. See rule #1 for the reason why. &lt;br /&gt;
# All action takes place inside the restaurant. Anything that happens outside stays outside. &lt;br /&gt;
# Anyone loitering without ordering will be vaporized to make room for another customer. As long as you order something, though (and pay for it - see rule #5), stay as long as you want. Nurse a cup of coffee or something. &lt;br /&gt;
# Pay your bill when asked. Any character trying to run out without paying will be instantly vaporized at the door (i.e., out of the RP permanently).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That's all there is to it.  Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:52:20 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Waffle_House</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Waffle House</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Waffle_House</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* Waffle House #4741 */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Waffle House #4741 ==&lt;br /&gt;
Waffle House #4741 is an RP started by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  It is based on the classic Waffle House chain of restaurants, but with several dozen twists.  The RP seemed to be over at one point, with the Waffle House being used as the Tactical Operations Centre for the [[EGS Defence Force]] during [[Operation Lagomorph]].  However, the Waffle House has recently undergone renovations and it is once again open for business.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Setting ==&lt;br /&gt;
Waffle House #4741, next to the main highway in whatever town it happens to be located. Check out [http://www.wafflehouse.com/ this link] if you're unfamiliar with the chain. It's the classic American greasy spoon / short-order restaurant. Open 24 hours a day, every day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Employees ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Vern''', the cook - a 50-year-old veteran short-order cook. Has worked at the Waffle House for 30 years. Tall and thin, with greying hair and lots of premature wrinkles. Not very talkative, but everyone listens when he speaks. (Played by the GM.) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Dora''', a waitress - a 55-year-old waitress who's been around the block a few times. Typical southern waitress in the mold of Flo from the TV series &amp;quot;Alice.&amp;quot; Sassy but friendly. Doesn't put up with BS, but is willing to play along sometimes. Basically runs the place, unless Vern has something to say. Looks human, but who really knows? (Role open for volunteers.) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Baldrick''', a waiter - a stocky 35-year-old waiter. Insists on being called &amp;quot;Cap'n Wafflebeard,&amp;quot; but meets with varying degrees of success on this issue. Dresses in full pirate regalia, complete with a black beard (with touches of grey), flintlocks, a cutlass, a fake peg-leg and an eyepatch. Hasn't yet said whether or not he is a Pastafarian. (Played by [[Dayantis]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Official Rules ==&lt;br /&gt;
It's a restaurant, and a cheap one at that. Order something and eat it. Socialize a bit. Engage in food fights or other mayhem. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyone is welcome, and that really means anyone - any character, from any place, and from any time. The Waffle House has a strict &amp;quot;no discrimination&amp;quot; policy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reality in this RP is used mainly to keep the eggs from floating off of the plates. Other than that, who knows what could happen? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please keep in mind the following: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# The staff of Waffle House #4741 are infinitely strong and invulnerable to any and all attacks. They're also well armed. In other words, don't bother trying to hold the place up (or blow it up) - you'll get your arse handed to you on a platter. With a side order of hash browns. &lt;br /&gt;
# Weapons should be left outside. See rule #1 for the reason why. &lt;br /&gt;
# All action takes place inside the restaurant. Anything that happens outside stays outside. &lt;br /&gt;
# Anyone loitering without ordering will be vaporized to make room for another customer. As long as you order something, though (and pay for it - see rule #5), stay as long as you want. Nurse a cup of coffee or something. &lt;br /&gt;
# Pay your bill when asked. Any character trying to run out without paying will be instantly vaporized at the door (i.e., out of the RP permanently).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That's all there is to it.  Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dead RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:51:03 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Waffle_House</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/ProfessorTomoe</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Some would call him High Magister Marshmallum, Minister of '''FISH'''. Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat only after careful consideration (preferably including consultation with both legal and medical specialists).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also runs the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora.  The thread (and the coffee) once appeared to have run their course to its end, with the Waffle House at one point being used as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].  Someone must have come in and rennovated the place, though, because it seems to be back in business at this writing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Booming Godlike Voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing the unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Avatar RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:48:15 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:ProfessorTomoe</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/ProfessorTomoe</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Some would call him High Magister Marshmallum, Minister of '''FISH'''. Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat only after careful consideration (preferably including consultation with both legal and medical specialists).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also runs the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora.  The thread (and the coffee) appeared to have run their course, and at one point the Waffle House was used as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].  Someone must have come in and rennovated the place, because it seems to be back in business at this writing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Booming Godlike Voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing the unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Avatar RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:46:55 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:ProfessorTomoe</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere, 20 millimeters in circumference and made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot; - larger than actual size]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede first appeared in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:54:25 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/ProfessorTomoe</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Some would call him High Magister Marshmallum, Minister of '''FISH'''. Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat only after careful consideration (preferably including consultation with both legal and medical specialists).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe formerly ran the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora until the thread (and the coffee) ran their course.  When last seen, the Waffle House was in use as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Booming Godlike Voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing the unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Avatar RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:22:28 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:ProfessorTomoe</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/ProfessorTomoe</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Some would call him High Magister Marshmallum, Minister of '''FISH'''. Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat only after careful consideration, preferably including consultation with legal and medical specialists.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe formerly ran the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora until the thread (and the coffee) ran their course.  When last seen, the Waffle House was in use as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Booming Godlike Voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing the unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Avatar RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:21:39 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:ProfessorTomoe</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/ProfessorTomoe</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* ProfessorTomoe the RP Character */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat with extreme caution.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe formerly ran the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora until the thread (and the coffee) ran their course.  When last seen, the Waffle House was in use as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Booming Godlike Voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing the unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Avatar RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:40:34 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:ProfessorTomoe</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/ProfessorTomoe</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* ProfessorTomoe the RP Character */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat with extreme caution.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe formerly ran the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora until the thread (and the coffee) ran their course.  When last seen, the Waffle House was in use as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot;]]ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Booming Godlike Voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing the unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Avatar RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:39:47 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:ProfessorTomoe</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot;]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede first appeared in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:36:58 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>File:BeedeAwake01.jpg</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/File:BeedeAwake01.jpg</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:36:19 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/File_talk:BeedeAwake01.jpg</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.png|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot;]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.jpg|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede first appeared in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:33:44 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>File:BeedeSleeping01.jpg</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/File:BeedeSleeping01.jpg</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:33:04 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/File_talk:BeedeSleeping01.jpg</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.png|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot;]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.png|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede first appeared in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:30:44 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:BeedeAwake01.png|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot;]]Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BeedeSleeping01.png|thumb|Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;]]Beede first appeared in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LPW Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:29:42 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>File:BeedeSleeping01.png</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/File:BeedeSleeping01.png</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Beede &amp;quot;Sleeping&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:22:16 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/File_talk:BeedeSleeping01.png</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>File:BeedeAwake01.png</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/File:BeedeAwake01.png</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Beede &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:21:28 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/File_talk:BeedeAwake01.png</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/ProfessorTomoe</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* The Seconding! */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat with extreme caution.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
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ProfessorTomoe formerly ran the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora until the thread (and the coffee) ran their course.  When last seen, the Waffle House was in use as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Booming Godlike Voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing the unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Avatar RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:09:38 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:ProfessorTomoe</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically a mobile, sentient sphere made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beede first appeared in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:08:21 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Last Post Wins!!!!!!!</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Last_Post_Wins!!!!!!!</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* New Characters */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past.  It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.&lt;br /&gt;
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It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], though it is not quite so sinister as that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==&lt;br /&gt;
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread.  This slowly changed as time passed.  A &amp;quot;lead&amp;quot; was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion.  By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented.  False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.&lt;br /&gt;
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A date of note would be the 18 of April when LPW broke, the winner was Ozlionheart.&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==&lt;br /&gt;
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.&lt;br /&gt;
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And that's not even scratching the surface.  Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah.  We all call it that.  NYEH!&lt;br /&gt;
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...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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== Resident/regular characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[RLommy]] - The real Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CLommy2]] - His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lommella]] - His full-sized female version.&lt;br /&gt;
*2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lemurteam]] - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]] - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]] - His wife/familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Butler]] - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]] - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]] - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]] - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]] - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]] - His sisterish lady.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]] - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]] - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]] - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ta]] - [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimensional.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Salmartia]] - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Fluffles]] - One cooool cat.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ajac]] - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alatrahazar]] - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KF-Oz]] - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle.&lt;br /&gt;
*Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;Comes and Goes&amp;quot; Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]] - [[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature ([[Glorph]])as a lover.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]] - Likal's older sister with an affinity for nature.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]] - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whackamole]] - Resident alchemist.  Female at present, and still a Mole.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xena]] - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Peragrin]] - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beede]] - Looks like a marble.  Thinks like a human.  Ripped out of his world without warning.  Confused beyond belief by his predicament.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Tourist]] - Kinda like a non-immortal male Salmartia, only crossed with some Kender fearlessness.  Human, carrying around tonnes of magical gear.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beasteam]] - A steampunk avatar of [[LittleBeast]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Inactive Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Dave(Davecom3)- A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.&lt;br /&gt;
*Debra(Davecom3)-Dave's alterego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who has been split off from Dave by the dewitchery diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Author-Bat]] - Anthro bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the carrot..? version.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Authorette-Cat]] - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Author-Vixen]] - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Curently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[INVOTZ-esque Loztein]] - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KFPB]] - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servant of Lord Spectre&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warlof]] - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sylver]] - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FH Joat Delia]] - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rihal]] - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dayantis]] - The guy with the thing.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]] - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squato]] - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joat Delia]] - Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Draco Blazer]] - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[May Cottontail]] - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leon Minnis]] - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pan]] - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vincent Vailo]] - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sevilin]] - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joseph]] - Minor god of transformation.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norri]] - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;need&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; divine magic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Akiva]] - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Major Locations ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LPW.png]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''Map not to scale.''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] - Nothing bad can happen there.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.&lt;br /&gt;
**The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!&lt;br /&gt;
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.&lt;br /&gt;
**Mal's Ice Palace - [[Malachy19|Malachy]] lives here.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Dimitri's Citadel]] - It's Dimitri's home. &lt;br /&gt;
**Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest.&lt;br /&gt;
**Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake.  Very spooky. Also, contains:&lt;br /&gt;
***Various Islands&lt;br /&gt;
***Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains&lt;br /&gt;
**The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house.&lt;br /&gt;
**Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Meadow - Grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Lily Pond - A pond with an accurately descriptive name.  And frogs, you gotta have frogs.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.&lt;br /&gt;
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]] - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.&lt;br /&gt;
*Outer Space&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]] - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane(see [[The Crossover Wars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Lemur Station]] - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of [[Lemurteam]]'s favorite appendages.&lt;br /&gt;
**Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, ''in'') the moon. Home of [[Sky]] (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]] - Home of [[Voey]], VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]] - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Good Lair of Good]] - Home of [[Eddie]], Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Uranus]] - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:07:07 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Last_Post_Wins!!!!!!!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically little more than a mobile, sentient sphere made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beede first appeared in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:26:20 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Booming Godlike Voice</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Booming_Godlike_Voice</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The Booming Godlike Voice is a character created for [[carrot..?]] by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  It is a non-corporeal entity of unknown origin that drifted into carrot..? after spending eons crossing the universe. Its presence has since permeated other areas of Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
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Powers: Godlike (or Goddesslike - see below)&lt;br /&gt;
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Personality: Unknown, but with an apparent leaning toward literalism and cruel irony. The Voice tends to pick up and act on random utterances made in carrot..?, with potentially mind-warping (and sometimes body-warping) results. Has been known to wreak massive destruction in one moment and then immediately follow the carnage with the creation of intense beauty. Only rarely responds to direct enquiries.&lt;br /&gt;
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Current Status: Goddesslike due to an encounter with a FemRay. It seems to be unconcerned with the change so far. Unknown as to whether or not it is permanent, or if any real change happened at all in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Note: The Booming God/Goddesslike Voice cannot be truly quoted without disabling HTML in the quoting post. It had no comment when asked about the matter.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:53:37 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Booming_Godlike_Voice</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Booming Godlike Voice</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Booming_Godlike_Voice</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The Booming Godlike Voice is a character created for [[carrot..?]] by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  It is a non-corporeal entity of unknown origin that drifted into carrot..? after spending eons crossing the universe. Its presence has since permeated other areas of Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
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Powers: Godlike (or Goddesslike - see below)&lt;br /&gt;
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Personality: Unknown, but with an apparent leaning toward literalism and cruel irony. The Voice tends to pick up and act on random utterances made in carrot..?, with potentially mind-warping (and sometimes body-warping) results. Has been known to wreak massive destruction in one moment and then immediately follow the carnage with the creation of intense beauty. Only rarely responds to direct enquiries.&lt;br /&gt;
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Current Status: Goddesslike due to an encounter with a FemRay. It seems to be unconcerned with the change so far. Unknown as to whether or not it is permanent, or if any real change happened at all in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Note: The Booming God/Goddesslike Voice cannot be truly quoted without disabling HTML in the quoting post. It had no comment when asked about the matter.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:52:14 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Booming_Godlike_Voice</comments>		</item>
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			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/ProfessorTomoe</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* ProfessorTomoe the RP Character */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat with extreme caution.&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
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ProfessorTomoe formerly ran the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora until the thread (and the coffee) ran their course.  When last seen, the Waffle House was in use as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Booming Godlike Voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing an unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>Last Post Wins!!!!!!!</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Last_Post_Wins!!!!!!!</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;/* New Characters */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past.  It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.&lt;br /&gt;
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It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], though it is not quite so sinister as that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==&lt;br /&gt;
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread.  This slowly changed as time passed.  A &amp;quot;lead&amp;quot; was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion.  By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented.  False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.&lt;br /&gt;
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A date of note would be the 18 of April when LPW broke, the winner was Ozlionheart.&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==&lt;br /&gt;
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.&lt;br /&gt;
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And that's not even scratching the surface.  Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah.  We all call it that.  NYEH!&lt;br /&gt;
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...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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== Resident/regular characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[RLommy]] - The real Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CLommy2]] - His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lommella]] - His full-sized female version.&lt;br /&gt;
*2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lemurteam]] - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]] - [[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature ([[Glorph]])as a lover.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]] - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]] - His wife/familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Butler]] - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]] - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]] - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]] - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]] - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]] - His sisterish lady.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dayantis]] - The guy with the thing.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xena]] - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Peragrin]] - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]] - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squato]] - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]] - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]] - Likal's older sister with an affinity for nature.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]] - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]] - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]] - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ta]] - [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimensional.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joat Delia]] - Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Draco Blazer]] - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[May Cottontail]] - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leon Minnis]] - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pan]] - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vincent Vailo]] - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sevilin]] - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joseph]] - Minor god of transformation.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norri]] - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;need&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; divine magic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Akiva]] - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whackamole]] - Resident alchemist.  Female at present, and still a Mole.&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rihal]] - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Salmartia]] - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Fluffles]] - One cooool cat.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warlof]] - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sylver]] - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FH Joat Delia]] - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KFPB]] - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servant of Lord Spectre&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ajac]] - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alatrahazar]] - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[INVOTZ-esque Loztein]] - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KF-Oz]] - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Author-Bat]] - Anthro bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the carrot..? version.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Authorette-Cat]] - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Author-Vixen]] - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Curently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.&lt;br /&gt;
*Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dave(Davecom3)- A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.&lt;br /&gt;
*Debra(Davecom3)-Dave's alterego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who has been split off from Dave by the dewitchery diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beede]] - Looks like a marble.  Thinks like a human.  Ripped out of his world without warning.  Currently scared completely out of his wits.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Major Locations ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LPW.png]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''Map not to scale.''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] - Nothing bad can happen there.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.&lt;br /&gt;
**The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!&lt;br /&gt;
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.&lt;br /&gt;
**Mal's Ice Palace - [[Malachy19|Malachy]] lives here.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Dimitri's Citadel]] - It's Dimitri's home. &lt;br /&gt;
**Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest.&lt;br /&gt;
**Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake.  Very spooky. Also, contains:&lt;br /&gt;
***Various Islands&lt;br /&gt;
***Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains&lt;br /&gt;
**The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house.&lt;br /&gt;
**Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Meadow - Grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy.&lt;br /&gt;
**Lily Pond - A pond with an accurately descriptive name.  And frogs, you gotta have frogs.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.&lt;br /&gt;
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]] - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.&lt;br /&gt;
*Outer Space&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]] - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane(see [[The Crossover Wars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Lemur Station]] - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of [[Lemurteam]]'s favorite appendages.&lt;br /&gt;
**Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, ''in'') the moon. Home of [[Sky]] (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]] - Home of [[Voey]], VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]] - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Good Lair of Good]] - Home of [[Eddie]], Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Uranus]] - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:44:25 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Last_Post_Wins!!!!!!!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
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&lt;div&gt;Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically little more than a mobile, sentient sphere made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beede first appeared in the LPW Hotel, room 314.  He had no bloody idea where he was or how he got there.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>Lanier Chrysoprase</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Lanier_Chrysoprase</link>
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&lt;div&gt;Captain Lanier Chrysoprase is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  She is what some would call a space pirate, but if she had to describe herself, she'd probably say she's a privateer instead.  Either that, or she'd give the questioner a swift kick to the solar plexus and walk off without answering.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chrys (her preferred name) has a rather extensive and unhappy [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2434410#2434410 backstory].  She is a true survivor, living by her wits, her strength, and her association with certain key people (including [[ProfessorTomoe]] (the RP character)).&lt;br /&gt;
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Her last name comes from the greenish [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysoprase mineral of the same name].  Surprisingly enough, none of her physical features are green, including her eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chrys made her first appearance in the very first Keenfans RP.  Right now, she is participating in the Grand Merchandisable Clash of Avatars RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat with extreme caution.&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
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ProfessorTomoe formerly ran the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora until the thread (and the coffee) ran their course.  When last seen, the Waffle House was in use as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing an unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Avatar RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:23:20 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:ProfessorTomoe</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically little more than a mobile, sentient sphere made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beede has yet to make his appearance in the forums.  That will soon change.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:21:26 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Category:ProfessorTomoe%27s_Characters</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[ProfessorTomoe]] isn't an RP fanatic, but that doesn't mean he avoids RP altogether.  The Professor wouldn't exist otherwise.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:18:50 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Category_talk:ProfessorTomoe%27s_Characters</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Beede</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Beede</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Beede is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  He is a rather unusual creature (bio [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3010222#3010222 here] ), being basically little more than a mobile, sentient sphere made of an indestructible metallic-mineral compound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beede has yet to make his appearance in the forums.  That will soon change.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:17:23 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Beede</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Lanier Chrysoprase</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Lanier_Chrysoprase</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Captain Lanier Chrysoprase is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  She is what some would call a space pirate, but if she had to describe herself, she'd probably say she's a privateer instead.  Either that, or she'd give the questioner a swift kick to the solar plexus and walk off without answering.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chrys (her preferred name) has a rather extensive and unhappy [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 backstory].  She is a true survivor, living by her wits, her strength, and her association with certain key people (including [[ProfessorTomoe]] (the RP character)).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chrys made her first appearance in the very first Keenfans RP.  Right now, she is participating in the Grand Merchandisable Clash of Avatars RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Female]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:ProfessorTomoe's Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:16:27 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Lanier_Chrysoprase</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>ProfessorTomoe</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/ProfessorTomoe</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''ProfessorTomoe''' is the online persona of a person who lives in Garland, Texas.  A few people online know who he really is.  Others just know him as &amp;quot;the Professor with the shadowy face,&amp;quot; or the guy whose marshmallows you should eat with extreme caution.&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the Forum Denizen ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ProfessorTomoe01.jpg|thumb|ProfessorTomoe]]ProfessorTomoe got his start on [http://www.fark.com Fark.com] and in the alt.binaries.multimedia.sailor-moon newsgroup.  While he can still be found on Fark (and at times on the It's Walky!/Shortpacked forums), he spends most of his time nowadays on the EGS and EGS Mayhem forums.  ProfessorTomoe has a tendency to contribute goofy one-liners, the occasional Hare-Brained Prediction, and lots and lots of EGS-related avatars and fanart.  A gallery of his attempts at avatars and fanart can be found [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/ here].  He is also a three-time champion of the annual [http://www.punpunpun.com/ O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships] in Austin, Texas, and as such he is quite capable of dropping massively brain-damaging puns into the forum at times. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe formerly ran the [[Waffle House #4741]] RP, playing the characters of Vern (as the GM) and Dora until the thread (and the coffee) ran their course.  When last seen, the Waffle House was in use as Tactical Operations Centre of the [[EGS Defence Force]] as part of [[Operation Lagomorph]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the RP Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe also appears as an RP character, based upon [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Professor_Souichi_Tomoe Professor Tomoe] from the third season of the anime series [http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon] (&amp;quot;Sailor Moon S&amp;quot;), but with a slightly different backstory ([http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 online character bio here]).  The RP ProfessorTomoe is nowhere near as evil as the original anime character, but he is just about as crazy.  To avoid confusion, the RP Professor Tomoe is usually referred to simply as &amp;quot;The Professor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Professor has an unnamed assistant who occasionally speaks for him when he's busy at the lab.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''NOTE:'''  The Professor's marshmallows are to be approached with extreme caution.  You have been warned.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other RP characters performed by ProfessorTomoe (besides The Professor) include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lanier Chrysoprase]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Beede]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== ProfessorTomoe the Avatar ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TomoeGothic01dAv1.jpg|thumb|Tomoe Gothic]]&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe's avatars tend to feature The Professor himself, shown as having taken over the body of a famous person.  The following are but a few of his victims to date:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob Ross (the painter)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kimura Sensei (from Azumanga Daioh)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ikari Genji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)&lt;br /&gt;
* President George W. Bush&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom Cruise&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Colbert&lt;br /&gt;
* The Farmer in George Wood's painting, &amp;quot;American Gothic&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Simon Cowell&lt;br /&gt;
* The Batman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Seconding! ==&lt;br /&gt;
ProfessorTomoe is also responsible for unleashing an unspeakable horror upon the EGS forum known as '''The Seconding!'''.  This began with a post in an [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2112491&amp;amp;highlight=#2112491 EGS forum thread].  It grew to become what some call a major irritant and what others call just plain weird.  Songs have been written about it (well, [[Do the Seconding|one song]] anyway), and the Professor has built up an irregular [http://tomoe.lbjackson.com/EGSGallery/seconding.html comic strip] based on it, using scenes from El Goonish Shive.  It even spawned a short-lived EGS Mayhem [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86566 game].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Avatar RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:GMs who are also PCs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:15:08 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:ProfessorTomoe</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Lanier Chrysoprase</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Lanier_Chrysoprase</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Captain Lanier Chrysoprase is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  She is what some would call a space pirate, but if she had to describe herself, she'd probably say she's a privateer instead.  Either that, or she'd give the questioner a swift kick to the solar plexus and walk off without answering.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chrys (her preferred name) has a rather extensive and unhappy [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 backstory].  She is a true survivor, living by her wits, her strength, and her association with certain key people (including [[ProfessorTomoe]] (the RP character)).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chrys made her first appearance in the very first Keenfans RP.  Right now, she is participating in the Grand Merchandisable Clash of Avatars RP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Female]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:12:48 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Lanier_Chrysoprase</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Lanier Chrysoprase</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Lanier_Chrysoprase</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;ProfessorTomoe:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Captain Lanier Chrysoprase is an RP character performed by [[ProfessorTomoe]].  She is what some would call a space pirate, but if she had to describe herself, she'd probably say she's a privateer instead.  Either that, or she'd give the questioner a swift kick to the solar plexus and walk off without answering.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chrys (her preferred name) has a rather extensive and unhappy [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2431935#2431935 backstory].  She is a true survivor, living by her wits, her strength, and her association with certain key people (including [[ProfessorTomoe]] (the RP character)).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chrys made her first appearance in the very first Keenfans RP.  Right now, she is participating in the Grand Merchandisable Clash of Avatars RP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Female]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:08:28 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>ProfessorTomoe</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Lanier_Chrysoprase</comments>		</item>
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