Sword Chucks

MDM — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:20:56 GMT

MDM:

A cross between nunchucks and swords.

[[MDM]]'s worst fear.

MDM — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:52:21 GMT

MDM:

Avoid. Will throw hail of practically any size at anyone, except for [[MDM]], OOctavian, [[Eva]], [[Anti-Paragon]], or [[TingYi]].

[[Category: Evil]]
[[Category: MDM]]
[[Category: Crossthread Characters]]

MDM — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:20:19 GMT

MDM: /* Some of the Laws */

Mayhem Laws of Physics

MDM — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:13:42 GMT

MDM: /* Exceptions */

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done. 
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]]. 
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social. 
4c: The only exceptions seem to be if the RP dies a quick death.

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period. 
12a: [[vampiress_kat]]'s character will usually fill this role. 
12b: If not, [[PixelHead777]]'s *cough[[Nathan]] cough[[Natalie]] cough* will.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced. 
16a: This is also true of Author-Man, with the added bonus of angsty pasts.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible. 
18a: Even if it would be out of character to do so.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: AkaraAri <strike>can play any role and do it well.</strike> tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to the plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever. 
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy. 
33a: So does Kalga. But not nearly as much as Lommy. 
33b: MDM kinda does too, but this only really occurs when a veteran bunny *cough [[HammerQueen]] cough [[Kraggi]] cough* returns to Mayhem.

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot. 
34a: Unless your [Kalga]. But he always posts too fast

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters. 
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out. 
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger. 
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech. 
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try. 
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89. 
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]]. 
38c: Or Kalga. Cause he plays jerks. 
38d: ''Especially'' if played by [[Kum-El]]. See rules 4 and 86.

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon. 
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get. 
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert. 
42a: He will be an old man. 
42b: He will be Asian. 
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy. 
42d: And probably a pervert.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization. 
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English). 
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means. 
47b: The mute guy will still manage to be a smartarse. It's amazing how well signs work for that purpose.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual. 
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching. 
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly. 
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible", "Indestructible", "Unbeatable" or "Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it. 
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast. 
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic. 
77a: This may end up becoming a meta joke.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever. 
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female. 
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)
86aa: On a similar premise, when Drayco and KE have characters in an RP that has the PCs rooming together they -will- end up roommates.

87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it. 
87a: They will become inactive very quickly. 
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.

88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved. 
89a: EVER. 
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light. 
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.

92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.

93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil. 
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die. 
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted. 
93c: Unless he stops participating in the RP before that can happen.

94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.

95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic. 
95a: None of them are powerless.

96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics. 
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.

97: "The Fur Covers Everything": If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered "indecent" or "objectionable" in public. They are thus not considered "naked", except possibly by other fur-covered people.

98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence. 
98a: No exceptions. Ever.

99: Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.

100: Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.

101: If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.

102: If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because "this is Mayhem". 
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase "This is Madness!"

103: [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy. 
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around. 
103b: Also expect Discworld references.

104: [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches. 
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character. Whether or not this effect is all in his head, however, is unapparent.

105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships. 
105a: Expect [[Saric Krass]]'s space-ships to be powerful to the point of absurdity.

106: [[Piebunny]]'s characters will be Australian. Even if he doesn't say they're Australian. 
106a: ESPECIALLY if he doesn't say they're Australian.

107: If [[Piebunny]] and [[Author-Man]] both have female characters, those characters will wind up being naked together at some point in the RP. It's only a matter of time. 
107a: This will not necessarily mean they are lesbians, however.

108: [[ChroniclerC]]'s characters are almost always non-morphic animals, shapeshifters, or both (shapeshifter with a non-morphic form). 
108a: Expect lycanthropy and/or white foxes.

109: Any female that [[Kalga]] plays will completely overshadow his male characters. 
109a: She will be a crybaby at some point.

110: All of [[vampiress_kat]]'s characters will either have a very large or infinite storage space of some sort. Even if it defies logic. 
110a: ESPECIALLY if it defies logic.

111: All of Kalga's female characters will be catgirls. Or godesses. Or something like that.

112: Don't let Kalga in a game. He WILL make it about catgirls.

113: If it's funny and you've seen it in a Warner Bros. cartoon it probably either has happened or will happen to Will Page. 
113a: The odds of this increase if it's a Law of Cartoon Physics.

114: 50% of characters involved with magic will end up with an Evil Clone or such. 10% of non-magical characters will also have this happen to them. 
114a:30% of those clones will be weaker than the main, 30% stronger, and 30% the same strength. The last 10% will be both stronger and weaker than the main. 
114a1: Refer to the quote "He may be stronger than you, but you have one thing he doesn't. 'Blank'"

115: Females played by Author-Man will probably be named after something he heard in an anime once. Or a gemstone. One or the other. 
115a: They also fall into one of three basic personality types. Antisocial bitch-queen, chronically insecure shy girl, or endearingly perky. 
115b: His males tend to be jerks.

116. All Characters made by [[Bain]] are jerks. 
116a. Except for the [[Bain]] in Fort Mayhem.

117. If the RP has any sort of fight, [[catldr24]]'s character will be knocked out, even if they have to do it themselves.

118. When Mind-controlled-bunny@_@ RPs a female in a non-loose RP, the RP will fail for reasons unknown.

119: Anyone who makes a joke about Kalga's character Hel, and things freezing, or having no chance in; will be executed.

120. If [[A Fan|May and Mal]] are in the same RP, the former will drive the latter crazy at frequent intervals.

121: No matter what an RP or game is about, [[PixelHead777]] will find some way to get [[Nathan]] and/or [[Natalie]] into it. 
121a: Unless the GM says no, in which case, Pixel will create an entirely new character or bring in another one. 
121b: Unless the RP or game is GM'ed by [[MDM]], because those will invariably involve some sort of violence, which Pixel dislikes.

122: In any RP/game featuring Natalie, there will inevitably be much angstiness and frustration.

123: If Book sees anything he thinks is cool, he will copy it and work it into his RPs, backstory, etc. 
123a: This is why he must never come near/see/read/do anything with hentai. 
123b: Ever!!!!

124: If no one posts a reply to PixelHead777 in at least a day and they log on, he will get annoyed and post asking why no one has posted.

125: Any new form made by PixelHead will become a fetish with in 5 minutes.

126: If MDM gets involved in something, expect Halo references.

==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

15: Magical School's Nurse.

17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.

41: [[Waffle House #4741]]. Spoons are abundant. There is no Matrix.

35a&35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].

50: Travis.

57: Things revealed by [[Krid]] usually take several hundred pages - ''at least''.

64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh. Also Seamus O'Rourke, though the RP did die before he saw a lot of action.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

87: H.G. Wells High, Magical School

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

89: (Jenny&Rod) in Magical School

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].

96: Phil Cartwright.

101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''

115b: Isaac Redmond is actually a fairly decent bloke.

126: Unless he gets bored. In which case, he will start using glop grenades (Borrowed from Shatterpoint, a Clone Wars novel). Or, have [[The Sentient Hailstorm]] start chucking hail at people. Or have [[Eva]] go on a rampage.

[[Category:Miscellaneous]]

Nekomimi/GU-Chocotopian War

MDM — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:15:16 GMT

MDM: /* Beginnings */

A war in the 910CMX Forums.

== Beginnings ==

The War began in the New Forum Food Fight thread when [[MDM]] discovered it. He proceeded to use a group of Galactic Union dropships to attack participants at random after [[Jstone]] landed two divisions of [[EGSDF Marines]]. [[KillerFish]] and some other posters disabled one of the dropships, but MDM repaired it and used it to make his escape. Subsequently, the forces of [[Moritania]] began attacking the chocolate castle that [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]] had erected on the field of battle. The Chocotopians and Nekomimi rallied and began pushing the Moritanians back with catgirl soda. The Moritanians retreated to their landing craft and fled.

The battle moved into orbit as the [[Galactic Union Expeditionary Battle Planetoid Sparta]] fired several mega-pretzels down at the fighting factions. The Allies boarded the Sparta, which resulted in the space station overloading its reactor and detonating. The Allies then fought against the [[Galactic Union Third Sector Fleet]] and several more space stations, overwhelming this force with relative ease.
(The Fleet blew itself up.)

Nekomimi/GU-Chocotopian War

MDM — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:14:55 GMT

MDM:

A war in the 910CMX Forums.

== Beginnings ==

The War began in the New Forum Food Fight thread when [[MDM]] discovered it. He proceeded to use a group of Galactic Union dropships to attack participants at random after [[Jstone]] landed two divisions of [[EGS-DF Marines]]. [[KillerFish]] and some other posters disabled one of the dropships, but MDM repaired it and used it to make his escape. Subsequently, the forces of [[Moritania]] began attacking the chocolate castle that [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]] had erected on the field of battle. The Chocotopians and Nekomimi rallied and began pushing the Moritanians back with catgirl soda. The Moritanians retreated to their landing craft and fled.

The battle moved into orbit as the [[Galactic Union Expeditionary Battle Planetoid Sparta]] fired several mega-pretzels down at the fighting factions. The Allies boarded the Sparta, which resulted in the space station overloading its reactor and detonating. The Allies then fought against the [[Galactic Union Third Sector Fleet]] and several more space stations, overwhelming this force with relative ease.
(The Fleet blew itself up.)

MDM

MDM — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:09:01 GMT

MDM:

'''MDM''' is a easy-going, fun-loving person who recently joined Mayhem. He prefers to be called MDM, but will answer to Evan, his persona in [[LPW]].

MDM is lawful order, although he does occasionally give in to his inner chaos. Evildoers beware. He also may choose to go Grammar Police when necessary. DO NOT INSULT GRAMMAR IN HIS PRESENCE!!!!!

MDM gives out [[TF gun]] mod kits for shooting [[tractor beams]] and jars of Atomic Fireballs.

He inadvertently released the terror known as [[Mayhem Needs a Moderator]] upon the bunnies of Mayhem. It was originally intended to be a poll that quickly ballooned out of proportions. After several attempts to restore order (ultimately failing), MDM withdrew from the thread.

Inventor of the [[Super Headwall]], [[Mega-Headwall]], the [[Giga-Headwall]], and the supremely dangerous [[Breaching Whale Attack]] which he uses on extremely rare occasions, or when someone is extremely stupid and decides to throw him in the ocean. This happened to [[Youwillneverknow]] once, but [[Nathan]] blocked it.

Will occasionally speak as Octavian, a fully-sentient Galactic Union artificial intelligence. So far, there have been two forms of Octavian observed: OOctavian, the OOC AI, and [[IC Octavian]], who so far has only appeared in Fort Mayhem. What has been confirmed, however, is that OOctavian is to MDM as Evil Box is to [[Theopenandclosedbook]]. IC Octavian is actually a gentlemanly type who will aid people whenever he can. Will also occasionally speak as Eva, the female version of his LPW character, or as [[The Sentient Hailstorm]], something that came into existence as a result of something Anti-Paragon said.

Has a [[MDM's Giant Closet|closet]] that has only been mentioned once; reputed to contain horrible things. Also contains a book on how to reverse brainwashing.

Inventory: TF Rifle with portal, tractor beam, and fireworks mods, cookie, squirrel teddy, dead fish, waffle, dungeon map, hand-forged pocketknife, Kevlar rope, dungeon master's hat, My Rock plushie, everlasting sketch book, catnip mouse, ball of yarn, genuine mood ring, dewrag, jar of Atomic Fireballs, infinite bag of dice, X-42 Variant-Alpha Powered Assault System X-001, GRC-55 heavy blaster rifle, GR-9 heavy blaster pistol.

In Carrot?..., set in motion a chain of events that resulted in the bunny Mandros gaining ownership of several dozen clone baby aliens.

Is in the process of writing [[MDM's Mayhem FanFic]], which will feature all the well-known active and semi-active bunnies.

Purposely caused [[Eva]] to eat an evil cookie, subsequently unleashing a new horror.

Strongly dislikes [[Youwillneverknow]] because he constantly disregards everything anyone says and imposes his own absurdly stupid rules in place of them. Also, YWNK god-modes without being reprimanded.

His character [[Albert Redstone]] is the current Grand Duke of [[Moritania]].

Has a rather high tolerance level.

Creator of [[MDM's Spaceship Battle Thread]].

Is royally baffled by the storm of randomosity that is [[Kraggi]]. Also, recently discovered that he joined the forum 3 years to the day after His Kragginess did. This is surely an omen.

Views Mayhem as one ginormous pillow fight, with the posts as pillows and the posters as the participants. The reason for this view is currently unknown.

Sorely regrets not being around for the Crossover Wars, as his combat skills would have been a major asset.

On the forums, wears a gold and blue MK VI MJOLNIR exoskeleton with a built-in jetpack, a taser-like device in the left forearm, a TF Gun holster, and a Mandalorian stalk scanner. Its built-in energy shield can repel TF beams and bullets, but can be knocked out by plasma-based weaponry. See [[X-42 Variant-Alpha Powered Assault System]]. Armed with a GRC-55 heavy blaster rifle, a TF rifle, a TF gun, and a GR-9 blaster pistol, MDM is one of the more heavily armed bunnies, comparable to the [[EGSDF Force Recon]]. He hopes to work alongside them.

Is a member of the [[EGS Defence Force]]. Currently a Lieutenant of the [[EGSDF Marines]].

Inventor of the Anti-Huggle Beam, which is only effective on [[Nathan]], [[Natalie]], and catgirls.

It is not known if MDM is linked to the [[Vigilante Grammar Ninja]].

Inadvertantly caused the creation of Eva, Evan's DWD'd twin, at Pixelhead777's ascension party.

Has been known to occasionally utter the phrase [[Boogity Niggle Pleck Spangle Furf]]. This phrase was not invented by MDM, but by one of his non-Mayhemite friends. It is meaningless if you don't know the backstory.

If MDM starts saying stuff like "Further proof of my prowess!", "I am upon you!", or "Wort wort wort!", ignore him.

Most bunnies refer to him as MDM or his LPW persona, but [[HammerQueen]] calls him M for some strange reason. This is greatly appreciated.

Member of the [[Order of the Bunny]], currently Squire MDM to [[Anti-Paragon]].

May or may not be a Templar in disguise.

Is obsessed with the number 42. But then, who isn't?

Now that Anti-Paragon is a moderator and 'Captain of the Bunny Knights' according to Malachy, is going to petition to be dubbed Sergeant-at-Arms of Mayhem. Basically helping enforce the will of the moderators where necessary.

Established an account at the 910CMX boards and quickly found his way to the New Forum Food Fight, subsequently hijacked the thread and set in motion a chain of events that led to the onset of the [[Nekomimi/GU-Chocotopian War]].

Kudos to [[PixelHead777]] for allowing me to expand on the various Headwalls and giving me the inspiration for the Breaching Whale Attack.

== RP Characters ==

Himself: Fort Mayhem
*A former [[Galactic Union Marine Corps]] [[TITAN]], MDM is currently a EGSDF Marines Lieutenant.

Michael Anderson: Galactic Union RP

*A High Admiral in the [[Galactic Union Navy]], Anderson is commander of the [[Galactic Union Third Sector Fleet]].

[[Evan]]: LPW

*A middle-ranking user of fire magic, Evan is the owner of Azure Fang, a self-made sword that was blessed by a powerful being.

[[Eva]]:

*Evan's DWD'd duplicate, Eva came into being at PixelHead777's Ascension Party.

Gaius Marcellus: [[Steel Spork Inn]]

*An elf who specializes in water magic and alchemy, Gaius deviates from most elves in that he transformed his ears to those of a human.

Major Alexander Octavian Buchanan: Warsaw the 42nd RP

*Commanding officer of the US 45th Infantry Regiment, he is stationed in Grosse Pointe, Detroit, Michigan.

Captain Sheila Justine Erikson: Warsaw the 42nd

*Executive officer of the 45th Infantry.

Captain Marcus Johnson: Fort Mayhem

*Commanding officer of the MSC Amphion, a missile frigate.

== Trivia ==

*All of MDM's characters, with the exception of Admiral Anderson, attended PixelHead777's Ascension Party.

*Once had his head blown to smithereens by [[Malachy19]] because Mal thought MDM was challenging him; the perpetrator was in fact [[mind-controlled-bunny@_@]].

*Once engaged in a deathmatch with [[Cheez]] in Carrot: the fight ended in a stalemate because [[Lomgren]] and PixelHead started whining about it.

*[[Brylian Troy]]'s first fan-boy. Now he just has to watch out for assassination attempts.

*He is currently running a subplot of [[Fort Mayhem]] in which an alien plague that mutated citizens of Mayhem into extraterrestrial zombie eating machine thingies called [[Phages]] have been unleashed. They have a predilection for ''Canis familiaris''.

*Somehow managed to influence [[Atashi-Cloud]] to change avatars on the forum. Creepy.

*Is currently at war with [[Theopenandclosedbook]] in [[carrot..?]].

*Almost blew Anti-Paragon's mind once.

*Purposely V5'ed Squato; subsequently lost his taser.

== Quotes ==

I praised the art too much, it seems, and this is what happened:

XD. Oh gods! I think you're my first fanboy! XD

In response to some people who shall remain nameless:

Grrh. No androids for you.

Something I heard somewhere:

MY CHARACTERS ARE WEIRD AS HELL!

Cheez after I said something about a drunken post

Um, lwet me see. I had a coulpla opibta at th pub because the pirate chivcjo kit me in the head a few times then I got rained in and it was so heavyt and cold that I got ahreadache then |i had a few pints to warm up then I mety jy flat,mates ans I had a b ottle of mread,

that's why.

When I almost blew Anti-Paragon's mind:

I hope not, or I'm lacking so much life I'm negative.
Oh, wait. I don't use AIM. Okay, whew. Yes, it is.

When I V5'ed Squato:

Darn it Squata! You knocked off my taser!

*keeps running

If this keeps up I'm gonna have to break out the jetpack!

PixelHead777 after I said I hated fruitcake:

Fruitcake reminds me of homosexual pastries.

Something else I heard somewhere:

Dan Shive: BECAUSE I'M A XENOPHOBIC JERK.

According to [[Loztein]], this is the most awesome post ever:

You're all doomed!

*Waves shotgun around then flees*

COME BACK HERE!

*Runs off*

She's everywhere. My god, it's annoying. Somehow she managed to get over to the 910 boards.

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[[Category: EGS Defence Force]]
[[Category: MDM]]
[[Category: Insane]]
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Moritania

MDM — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:48:43 GMT

MDM:

AWESOMEST NATION EVER.

Currently at war with [[Britonia]] and [[Hyksos]] in Carrot.

== Military Organization ==

The Moritanian Armed Forces, or MAF as they are also known, are well trained and well-equipped. Their technological level is equivalent to that of today.

== Army ==

The Army of Moritania is strong in numbers, technology, and training. The organization of the Army of Moritania is as follows:

A soldier is the basic unit of the Army of Moritania. 
A fire team is made up of 4 privates and 1 corporal. (1 fire team = 5 soldiers) 
A squad is made up of 8 privates, 2 corporals, and 1 sergeant. (1 squad = 11 soldiers = 2 fire teams) 
A platoon is made up of 40 privates, 10 corporals, 5 sergeants, 1 Staff Sergeant, and 1 Lieutenant. (1 Platoon = 56 soldiers and 1 officer = 5 squads) 
A company is made up of 80 privates, 20 corporals, 10 sergeants, 2 Staff Sergeants, 1 Master Sergeant, 2 Lieutenants, and 1 Captain. (1 Company = 113 soldiers and 3 officers = 2 platoons) 
A battalion is made up of 400 privates, 100 corporals, 50 sergeants, 10 Staff Sergeants, 5 Master Sergeants, 1 First Sergeant, 10 Lieutenants, 5 Captains, 1 Major, and 1 Lieutenant Colonel. (1 Battalion = 566 soldiers and 17 officers = 5 companies) 
A regiment is the standard field unit of the Army of Moritania and is made up of 800 privates, 200 corporals, 100 sergeants, 20 Staff Sergeants, 10 Master Sergeants, 2 First Sergeants, 1 Sergeant Major, 20 Lieutenants, 10 Captains, 2 Majors, 2 Lieutenant Colonels, and 1 Colonel. (1 Regiment = 1133 soldiers and 35 officers = 2 battalions) 
A brigade is made up of 4000 privates, 1000 corporals, 500 sergeants, 100 Staff Sergeants, 50 Master Sergeants, 10 First Sergeants, 5 Sergeant Majors, 100 Lieutenants, 50 Captains, 10 Majors, 10 Lieutenant Colonels, 5 Colonels, and 1 Brigadier General. (1 Brigade = 5665 soldiers and 176 officers = 5 regiments) 
A division is made up of 8000 privates, 2000 corporals, 1000 sergeants, 200 Staff Sergeants, 100 Master Sergeants, 20 First Sergeants, 10 Sergeant Majors, 200 Lieutenants, 100 Captains, 20 Majors, 20 Lieutenant Colonels, 10 Colonels, 2 Brigadier Generals, and 1 Major General. (1 Division = 11,330 soldiers and 353 officers = 2 brigades) 
A corps is made up of 40,000 privates, 10,000 corporals, 5000 sergeants, 1000 Staff Sergeants, 500 Master Sergeants, 100 First Sergeants, 50 Sergeant Majors, 1000 Lieutenants, 500 Captains, 100 Majors, 100 Lieutenant Colonels, 50 Colonels, 10 Brigadier Generals, 5 Major Generals, and 1 Lieutenant General. (1 Corps = 56,650 soldiers and 1766 officers = 5 divisions) 
An army is made up of 200,000 privates, 50,000 corporals, 25,000 sergeants, 5000 Staff Sergeants, 2500 Master Sergeants, 500 First Sergeants, 250 Sergeant Majors, 5000 Lieutenants, 2500 Captains, 500 Majors, 500 Lieutenant Colonels, 250 Colonels, 50 Brigadier Generals, 25 Major Generals, 5 Lieutenant Generals, and 1 General. (1 Army = 283,250 soldiers and 8831 officers = 5 corps) 
The Army of Moritania is made up of 2,000,000 privates, 500,000 corporals, 250,000 sergeants, 50,000 Staff Sergeants, 25,000 Master Sergeants, 5000 First Sergeants, 2500 Sergeant Majors, 50,000 Lieutenants, 25,000 Captains, 5000 Majors, 5000 Lieutenant Colonels, 2500 Colonels, 500 Brigadier Generals, 250 Major Generals, 50 Lieutenant Generals, 10 generals, and 1 General of the Army of Moritania. (The Army of Moritania = 2,832,500 soldiers and 88,311 officers = 10 armies)

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