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			<title>Jodi</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;/* So, how many Jodis are there, anyway? */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;She has a shiny metal arm. And swirly-eyes. And MAD SCIENCE!&lt;br /&gt;
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== So, how many Jodis are there, anyway? ==&lt;br /&gt;
*One owns and operates the [[Steel Spork Inn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*One can be found in [[Frink!]], on board [[The Errant Dragon]], where she works as a mechanic.&lt;br /&gt;
*There's one in the [[EGS Town|EGS Town RP]], who owns the '''Metal Gear and Cogs Inn'''.&lt;br /&gt;
*Two have been sighted in the [[War!|War]] universe (multiverse?), apparently from different timelines.&lt;br /&gt;
*At least two versions have been spotted in [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[catkin]] version of Jodi made a brief appearance in [[MKRP|Mossy Knoll]], though this may be no longer canon (as far as I know, yes it is. Squato).&lt;br /&gt;
*One has  appeared in the [[KeenFans RP 2.01|KeenFans RP]]. She was promptly transformed into a catgirl, and fell in love (or lust) with [[KeenFans Catldr24|&amp;lt;catldr24&amp;gt;]]. She was last seen working with the [[Drayco|Artmoogle]], on a mysterious project...&lt;br /&gt;
*One has appeared as a cameo in the [[Rising Moon RP]], as a young girl who helps run the inn that Arxonas (Atashi) is currently staying at. &lt;br /&gt;
*One is now known to exist in [[Celtar 2.0]] as one of the scientists who supposedly 'worked on' the chimerate in question.&lt;br /&gt;
*More recently, an anthro-dolphin version of Jodi (with a slightly different last name) has appeared in Mossy Knoll. This one is apparently a dimensional traveller, who arrived in MKRP's universe by accident.&lt;br /&gt;
*One appeared in [[Mayhem SIAFR]], as a &amp;quot;muse&amp;quot; type character to Thom (Atashi).&lt;br /&gt;
*Another is currently a Knight in Bandits!.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Atashi-Cloud's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Biography ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Jodi Darien Darellis is her full name regardless of what she says it is, this comes in all sorts of variations and styles of which many assume are additives of her first name. The nickname 'Joiddar' is a common misconception as she uses it more for her internet identity rather than a true nickname, along with her status of being a hacker of the ages.&lt;br /&gt;
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A recent note so far for an atypical way to distinguish her from most other people is the metal prosthetic that she often wears in place of the missing right forearm on her body. She can fire up to a half-mile wide blast from the plasma cannon built into it, though the actual size of the blast varies from RP to RP. As with most universally-built characters, she has a spunky attitude that neither helps or hinders others with what they do. Most often she'll care less about what goes on unless it involves her directly, especially since many people choose to watch out for her instead of her watching out for them (this may be due to the cannon or her mastery of [[Hammerspace]]). Her backstory varies constantly from RP to RP; although many are almost the exact same, no-one is certain yet which is the ''true'' backstory of Jodi.&lt;br /&gt;
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The following below is the character herself detailing....well, herself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Name: Ask again and I'll program it into your mind; Jodi Darien Darellis, aka 'Jo' or 'Joiddar'&lt;br /&gt;
*Age: you ask me once more and I swear I'll put this metal hand through your heart, rip it out and eat it as you die....that, and why must you think I'm older than 16 years old?!&lt;br /&gt;
*Height: proudly at 5'6&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Weight: I'm not gonna answer this, and neither would your mom...right?&lt;br /&gt;
*Eyes: sapphire blue with two sets of irises and no pupils. Don't ask me how I can see, but it's way out there...that, and if you look carefully you can see that I have swirls dancing around in 'em...see?&lt;br /&gt;
*Skintone: Whiter than a sheet...no, actually I'm about as averagely Caucasian as you can get.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hair: Let's see....mousey brown hair that's hardly tamable in any way other than tying it back, along with falling only to my shoulders...yeah, that's my hair all right.^^&lt;br /&gt;
*Clothing: Black halter-top tank shirt that reaches just to my navel. YES, YOU HEARD ME...MY NAVEL...DEAL WITH IT!! Also a pair of blue jeans, usually a bit faded but otherwise still-useable. Tennis shoes I've had for a few years, which used to have red soles but have faded to a dull pink color...don't ask about it or I'll shoot you.&lt;br /&gt;
*Extras: A metal prosthetic that packs a punch (quite literally, sometimes) and has all manner of small-sized gadgets for working on machinery and more delicate things (like fixing a watch to work twice as good as before).&lt;br /&gt;
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{end feedback of character}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transformations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Jodi has had her fair share of transformed states, most of which are non-canon, though the most favored (and amusing to hear of before getting hammered) is that of her in FV5. So far she's been given the Catgirl morph, FV5 morph, Jeremy morph, Full Cat (Chat-based specialized form), Telepathic Dragonette (Chat-based specialized form), and Half-Keybearer (only in [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]]). She has also had a Wolfgirl morph in the [[KeenFans RP 2.01|KeenFans RP]], courtesy of the Artmoogle.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most recently, in the [[Dead RPs RP Redux]], she has received a foxgirl morph, courtesy of [[Cory Delone]] and her homebuilt TF gun. She also received a dolphin-girl morph from the same source, a result of Cory letting her program a form for the gun.&lt;br /&gt;
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More updates will come as she is transformed.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:54:09 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Jodi</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
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Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.  And going to college in the fall for Criminal Justice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.  Their son Chris has just been born over on the CRFH!!! forums.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to a warthread, he now has a pet elephant.  It's been named Shep.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.  He's best friends with a Jedi and occasionally gets possessed by a Spirit named Matekah Eranhu.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.  This is now a Law of Mayhem Physics.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of four RPs, Meta-Human Twilight, Welcome to the Jungle, Bandits!, and Legends, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
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==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Inactive, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Mikhail 'Misha' Carver - Active, WW&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Martin Ross - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Inactive, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Inactive, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Inactive, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawrence Patrick FitzGerald III - Inactive, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Damien Ancharstrand - Inactive, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Adam MacCarrick - Active?, Creation 3&lt;br /&gt;
*Ric Andrews - Inactive, 20S&lt;br /&gt;
*Eamon FitzPatrick  - Inactive, Fey Academy&lt;br /&gt;
*Matthew &amp;quot;Lucky&amp;quot; Roberts - Active, Orphanage&lt;br /&gt;
*Dylan Larkin - Active, Second Children&lt;br /&gt;
*Mark Smith - Inactive, Immortals, Active, Dead RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Kyoshiro Suzuki - Active?, Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Takahashi Ichiro - Active?, Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Devlin O'Grady - Active, Legends&lt;br /&gt;
*Ryan Fierro - Active, 20's&lt;br /&gt;
*Pvt Chase E. Be'shar - Active, Galactic Empire&lt;br /&gt;
*Avatar Gatl - Active, MFPC2&lt;br /&gt;
*Kahven ben Myka sat Joheh - awaiting the start of Recidivism Institution&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Gene Spectre - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:41:20 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Kum-El</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/The_Massive_Flaming_Plane_Crash_Thread</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A thread started by [[Piebunny]] in which there is a massive flaming plane crash (as if you hadn't figured it out). So far the passengers have had to deal with shrink soda, a dragon, a possessed plane, a nuclear explosion, carnivorous [[Following Plants]], a ridiculously overpowered character, the perils of economy class tickets, a potentially plot ending communication device (It was destroyed. Twice, just to be on the safe side), and an unstoppable superweapon that turned out to be considerably more stoppable than previously anticipated. (See below.) They have now managed to reach an [[The Island|island]], where they have discovered that they are not the first to arrive there...&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, high above their heads, several spaceships ([[The Giant Spaceship Thing O' Doomness]] and [[The Hammer o' Justice]], to name two of them) have discovered each other. It is unclear what the hell they are doing in the story in the first place, but... meh.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Participants==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cameo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TeddVerres]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Clawlikedragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OzLionHeart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Burningblood]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[VOR]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[catldr24]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CPUX]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KylenPhylar]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ciennas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whackamole]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters without usernames==&lt;br /&gt;
For characters being played who are not metacharacters&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The Crew of the 'Doomness&lt;br /&gt;
*The surviving members of what used to be the 'Doomness Maintenance Crew&lt;br /&gt;
*The Engineer ([[Jessica Crenshaw]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Executive Meetings&lt;br /&gt;
*The Shadowy Figures who feature prominently when there is a high chance for inconvenient cut scenes&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pie bunny has recently restarted this Thread. The Meyhemites have again found them selves on a cliché island.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Participants and characters===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Mandros]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ba DeGuy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kum-El]] as Avatar Gatl, who's basically a low powered Muse/Avatar hybrid&lt;br /&gt;
*[[MDM]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kari Fleet]]&lt;br /&gt;
(Add your self if you're not on here)&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=91605 The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&amp;amp;t=105457&amp;amp;start=0 The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashing]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things_With_RPing_In_Them]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:MFPCT]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:20:22 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:The_Massive_Flaming_Plane_Crash_Thread</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.  And going to college in the fall for Criminal Justice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.  Their son Chris has just been born over on the CRFH!!! forums.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to a warthread, he now has a pet elephant.  It's been named Shep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.  He's best friends with a Jedi and occasionally gets possessed by a Spirit named Matekah Eranhu.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.  This is now a Law of Mayhem Physics.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of four RPs, Meta-Human Twilight, Welcome to the Jungle, Bandits!, and Legends, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Inactive, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Mikhail 'Misha' Carver - Active, WW&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Martin Ross - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Inactive, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Inactive, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Inactive, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawrence Patrick FitzGerald III - Inactive, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Damien Ancharstrand - Inactive, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Adam MacCarrick - Active?, Creation 3&lt;br /&gt;
*Ric Andrews - Inactive, 20S&lt;br /&gt;
*Eamon FitzPatrick  - Inactive, Fey Academy&lt;br /&gt;
*Matthew &amp;quot;Lucky&amp;quot; Roberts - Active, Orphanage&lt;br /&gt;
*Dylan Larkin - Active, Second Children&lt;br /&gt;
*Mark Smith - Inactive, Immortals, Active, Dead RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Kyoshiro Suzuki - Active?, Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Takahashi Ichiro - Active?, Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Devlin O'Grady - Active, Legends&lt;br /&gt;
*Ryan Fierro - Active, 20's&lt;br /&gt;
*Pvt Chase E. Be'shar - Active, Galactic Empire&lt;br /&gt;
*Kahven ben Myka sat Joheh - awaiting the start of Recidivism Institution&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Gene Spectre - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Kylen's Interdimensional Bar</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kylen%27s_Interdimensional_Bar</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kylen's Interdimensional Bar''' &lt;br /&gt;
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===Premise=== &lt;br /&gt;
A bar that exists outside of space and time, where characters from different worlds (or even different universes) can meet, get a drink, eat, talk, fall in love, or any combination of the above. This is a social RP with less emphasis on plot than character interaction. All types of characters (so long as they don't have a reason to get bounced) are welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Thread Rules===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Current Staff===&lt;br /&gt;
Here is a list of people who are currently work at the bar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[KylenPhylar]] as the owner and Bartender.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kum-El]] as a Bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
* Other staff to be added upon acceptance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Customers===&lt;br /&gt;
Here are the people whom are, or once visited the bar. (No bios needed. Just a list is suitable.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The man in the black hat. (His name is Samuel but he has never mentioned that yet)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:RPs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
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Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.  Their son Chris has just been born over on the CRFH!!! forums.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to a warthread, he now has a pet elephant.  It's been named Shep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of three RPs, Meta-Human Twilight, Welcome to the Jungle, and Bandits!, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Inactive, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawrence Patrick FitzGerald III - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Damien Ancharstrand - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Adam MacCarrick - Active, Creation 3&lt;br /&gt;
*Ric Andrews - Active, 20S&lt;br /&gt;
*Eamon FitzPatrick  - Active, Fey Academy&lt;br /&gt;
*Matthew &amp;quot;Lucky&amp;quot; Roberts - Active, Orphanage&lt;br /&gt;
*Dylan Larkin - Active, Second Children&lt;br /&gt;
*Mark Smith - Inactive, Immortals, Active, Dead RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Kyoshiro Suzuki - Active, Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Takahashi Ichiro - Active, Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Kahven ben Myka sat Joheh - awaiting the start of Recidivism Institution&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Gene Spectre - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Mayhem SIAFR</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Mayhem_SIAFR</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The reboot of [[Mayhem: It's All For Real]], with a new GM, namely [[SleepyOrigami]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Players ==&lt;br /&gt;
*SleepyOrigami as Sleepy the Paper Owl (and Origami the catgirl)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OzLionHeart]] as [[KF-Oz]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anti-Paragon]] as [[Ann Pertchin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grim Atescu]] as Grim&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Helseth]] as Helseth&lt;br /&gt;
*[[kgirl1992]] as Kay (plus fairy muse Krissy)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Atashi-Cloud]] as Thomas the FNK (plus [[Jodi]] and Kinno as muses)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kum-El]] as Staranos (complete with Eranhu)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mandros]] as Mandros (plus Cid)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[theopenandclosedbook]] as Jack&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yun]] as Yun (plus Pai, Sariya, and Kasumi)&lt;br /&gt;
*BumRussianElvis as Elvis/Nakamura Vasoo (plus the Barkeep and Odger the Butler)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BinaryWraith]] as Wraith&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Piane]] as 'Volke'&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cheez]] as [http://editthis.info/cheezs_wiki/Cheezkyrie/Nihtkyrie Cheezkyrie] (links to bio outside this wiki)&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.  Their son Chris has just been born over on the CRFH!!! forums.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of three RPs, Meta-Human Twilight, Welcome to the Jungle, and Bandits!, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Inactive, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawrence Patrick FitzGerald III - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Damien Ancharstrand - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Adam MacCarrick - Active, Creation 3&lt;br /&gt;
*Ric Andrews - Active, 20S&lt;br /&gt;
*Eamon FitzPatrick  - Active, Fey Academy&lt;br /&gt;
*Matthew &amp;quot;Lucky&amp;quot; Roberts - Active, Orphanage&lt;br /&gt;
*Dylan Larkin - Active, Second Children&lt;br /&gt;
*Mark Smith - Inactive, Immortals, Active, Dead RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Kyoshiro Suzuki - Active, Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Takahashi Ichiro - Active, Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Kahven ben Myka sat Joheh - awaiting the start of Recidivism Institution&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Gene Spectre - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:32:46 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Kum-El</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.  Their son Chris has just been born over on the CRFH!!! forums.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of three RPs, Meta-Human Twilight, Welcome to the Jungle, and Bandits!, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Inactive, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawrence Patrick FitzGerald III - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Damien Ancharstrand - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Adam MacCarrick - Active, Creation 3&lt;br /&gt;
*Ric Andrews - Active, 20S&lt;br /&gt;
*Eamon FitzPatrick  - Active, Fey Academy&lt;br /&gt;
*Matthew &amp;quot;Lucky&amp;quot; Roberts - Active, Orphanage&lt;br /&gt;
*Dylan Larkin - Active, Second Children&lt;br /&gt;
*Mark Smith - Inactive, Immortals, Active, Dead RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Kyoshiro Suzuki - Active, Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Takahashi Ichiro - Active, Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Gene Spectre - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:11:03 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Kum-El</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.  Their son Chris has just been born over on the CRFH!!! forums.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of three RPs, Meta-Human Twilight, Welcome to the Jungle, and Bandits!, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Inactive, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawrence Patrick FitzGerald III - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Damien Ancharstrand - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Adam MacCarrick - Active, Creation 3&lt;br /&gt;
*Ric Andrews - Active, 20S&lt;br /&gt;
*Eamon FitzPatrick  - Active, Fey Academy&lt;br /&gt;
*Matthew &amp;quot;Lucky&amp;quot; Roberts - Active, Orphanage&lt;br /&gt;
*Dylan Larkin - Active, Second Children&lt;br /&gt;
*Mark Smith - Inactive, Immortals, Will be appearing in Dead RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Kyoshiro Suzuki - Awaiting the start of Shonen&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Gene Spectre - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:52:06 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Kum-El</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.  Their son Chris has just been born over on the CRFH!!! forums.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of three RPs, Meta-Human Twilight, Welcome to the Jungle, and Bandits!, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Inactive, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawrence Patrick FitzGerald III - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Damien Ancharstrand - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Adam MacCarrick - Active, Creation 3&lt;br /&gt;
*Ric Andrews - Active, 20S&lt;br /&gt;
*Eamon FitzPatrick  - Active, Fey Academy&lt;br /&gt;
*Matthew &amp;quot;Lucky&amp;quot; Roberts - Active, Orphanage&lt;br /&gt;
*Dylan Larkin - Active, Second Children&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Gene Spectre - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:52:00 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Kum-El</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.  Their son Chris has just been born over on the CRFH!!! forums.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of three RPs, Meta-Human Twilight, Welcome to the Jungle, and Bandits!, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Inactive, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Inactive, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Inactive, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawrence Patrick FitzGerald III - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Adam MacCarrick - Active, Creation 3&lt;br /&gt;
*Ric Andrews - Active, 20S&lt;br /&gt;
*Eamon FitzPatrick  - Active, Fey Academy&lt;br /&gt;
*Matthew &amp;quot;Lucky&amp;quot; Roberts - Active, Orphanage&lt;br /&gt;
*Dylan Larkin - Awaiting the start of Second Children&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Gene Spectre - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 22:14:49 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Kum-El</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of three RPs, Meta-Human Twilight, Welcome to the Jungle, and Bandits!, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawrence Patrick FitzGerald III - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Adam MacCarrick - Active, Creation 3&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Gene Spectre - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:12:16 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Kum-El</comments>		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of two RPs, Meta-Human Twilight and Welcome to the Jungle, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawrence Patrick FitzGerald III - Active, VHS&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Gene Spectre - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Dead RPs RP Redux</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Dead_RPs_RP_Redux</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Essentially the same premise (more or less) as the original [[Death of Mayhem]] RP. There are a few differences, as this has a different GM.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''The following has been taken from the first post of the [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&amp;amp;t=101690&amp;amp;st=0&amp;amp;sk=t&amp;amp;sd=a discussion thread:]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A small moogle (we're talking the FF9 variety here, folks) in a black robe patterned with stars walks in, the robe seeming to shift as though it was a window to the stars themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Ahem.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''You may call me the Moogle of Mayhem, kupo. I come here with a gift to you authors, who saw your creations fall into the ages before their time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''A place for them to live again, saved from their plight by the resurgence of creative force. Pretty neat, huh, kupo?''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He pads along, then swirls his hand, generating an image of a simple structure looking like a building set entirely around a planet, not too big, but enough to accommodate a good number of people in relative comfort.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''This is the Redux Hub, kupo. A haven for those who's worlds lost their creative power, but who themselves managed to retain the interest of their creators.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He then turns to the apparent camera, smiling. ''Authors, now is your chance to have that second chance, kupo. A chance for your creations to have a second chance at life. Welcome to the Dead RPs RP, kupo.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
''Note: &amp;quot;&amp;amp;&amp;quot; indicates that characters are a &amp;quot;pair&amp;quot; (same player, not able to be played separately);  &amp;quot;and&amp;quot; indicates that characters are from the same RP, but are not a pair.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cory Delone]] ([[HHFO Again!]] RP)&lt;br /&gt;
*Atashi (Skies of Atmosia RP)&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;...&amp;quot; (Shards of the Heart RP)&lt;br /&gt;
*Richard Miller (Aftermath III RP)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sapphire Ryo]] and [[Eric Lowell|Eric &amp;quot;Aerich&amp;quot; Lowell]] ([[Creation RP 2.0]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Esaris]] &amp;amp; [[Frost]] ([[Transgenics RP]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Marco &amp;amp; Marci Marcellis &lt;br /&gt;
*Jake Marsh ([[Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)|Team 13 RP]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Xian and Zefrose (KHRP 2.0)&lt;br /&gt;
*Andrew Mage (Elemental RP)&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke (Classmates RP)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Other ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&amp;amp;t=101802 The thread]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Further Update: Now a civilian, having received his honorable discharge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of two RPs, Meta-Human Twilight and Welcome to the Jungle, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Inactive, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Trevor Danvers - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Ice - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Gregory Richter - Active, Abducted!&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Ravenhair - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Arik Waters - Active, Bandits!&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 20:11:06 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Kum-El</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of two RPs, Meta-Human Twilight and Welcome to the Jungle, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM, Active in Deap RPs&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Inactive, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Inactive, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Active, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>10-Kum-El Character Magnetism</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''10-Kum-El Character Magnetism''' is the inexplicable, inevitable attraction of [[10.0.0.1]]'s female characters to [[Kum-El]]'s male characters, without fail, whenever both are available and in the same RP (sexual orientation is generally not an issue).&lt;br /&gt;
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Documented exceptions are limited to the following:&lt;br /&gt;
*Neither [[Sarah Irons]] nor [[Valkyrie Cantrell]], in the [[Classmates RP]], were dating [[Kit Archer]] or [[Will Page]]. However, Kit was already in a relationship by the time Sarah entered the RP, and Valkyrie appeared to be headed towards one with [[Tony Kim]] (not to mention that Will himself, though not in an actual couple, had been romantically linked to [[Shi Ting Yi]] and [[Celeste Canterbury]]).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Travis Kent]], in [[Myriad Genesis]], is married to [[Mirian Lorenz]] and the couple have one child, a daughter. [[Rose]] didn't enter the RP until they were already an established couple.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cases where Megnetism were or is in full force are probably too numerous to list fully, but people are welcome to try.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's not only out in full force in the Duplicates RP, the two Authors have picked it up, run with it, and are milking it for all it's worth.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phenomena]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Mayhem Laws of Physics</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Some of the Laws==&lt;br /&gt;
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
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1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by&lt;br /&gt;
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2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.&lt;br /&gt;
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3: No ID Checks.&lt;br /&gt;
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4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4c: The only exceptions seem to be if the RP dies a quick death.&lt;br /&gt;
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5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.&lt;br /&gt;
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6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.&lt;br /&gt;
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8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.&lt;br /&gt;
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9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
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11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.&lt;br /&gt;
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12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
12a: [[vampiress_kat]]'s character will usually fill this role.&lt;br /&gt;
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13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;
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14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.&lt;br /&gt;
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16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.	&lt;br /&gt;
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19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.&lt;br /&gt;
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20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.&lt;br /&gt;
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21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.&lt;br /&gt;
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22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*&lt;br /&gt;
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23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---&lt;br /&gt;
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24: AkaraAri &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;can play any role and do it well.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.&lt;br /&gt;
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25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.&lt;br /&gt;
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26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;26a: Unless it is important to the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.&lt;br /&gt;
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29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.&lt;br /&gt;
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31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.&lt;br /&gt;
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32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.&lt;br /&gt;
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33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
33a: So does Kalga. But not nearly as much as Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
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34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
34a: Unless your [Kalga]. But he always posts too fast&lt;br /&gt;
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35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.&lt;br /&gt;
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36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.&lt;br /&gt;
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37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38c: Or Kalga. Cause he plays jerks.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38d: ''Especially'' if played by [[Kum-El]].  See rules 4 and 86.&lt;br /&gt;
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39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
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40: There will always be a triangle.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.&lt;br /&gt;
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42: There will be one martial arts expert.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42a: He will be an old man.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42b: He will be Asian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42d: And probably a pervert.&lt;br /&gt;
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43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
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44: There will be an evil organization.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.&lt;br /&gt;
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45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
47b: The mute guy will still manage to be a smartarse.  It's amazing how well signs work for that purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
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48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.&lt;br /&gt;
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49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.&lt;br /&gt;
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54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].&lt;br /&gt;
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55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.&lt;br /&gt;
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56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.&lt;br /&gt;
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57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.&lt;br /&gt;
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58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;
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60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.&lt;br /&gt;
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61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.&lt;br /&gt;
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62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.&lt;br /&gt;
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63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.&lt;br /&gt;
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64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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65: If a character says that he/she is &amp;quot;Invincible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Indestructible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Unbeatable&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Immortal&amp;quot;, they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
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68: There is always at least one catgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
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69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.&lt;br /&gt;
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71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.&lt;br /&gt;
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72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.&lt;br /&gt;
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73: Nothing important happens during time warps.&lt;br /&gt;
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74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.&lt;br /&gt;
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75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
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78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.&lt;br /&gt;
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79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.&lt;br /&gt;
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80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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81: Don't question DEM. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.&lt;br /&gt;
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84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Knock!&lt;br /&gt;
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86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87a: They will become inactive very quickly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89a: EVER.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.&lt;br /&gt;
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91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.&lt;br /&gt;
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92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93c: Unless he stops participating in the RP before that can happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.&lt;br /&gt;
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95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
95a: None of them are powerless.&lt;br /&gt;
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96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.&lt;br /&gt;
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97: &amp;quot;The Fur Covers Everything&amp;quot;: If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered &amp;quot;indecent&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;objectionable&amp;quot; in public. They are thus not considered &amp;quot;naked&amp;quot;, except possibly by other fur-covered people.&lt;br /&gt;
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98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.&lt;br /&gt;
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99:  Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.&lt;br /&gt;
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100:  Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.&lt;br /&gt;
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101:  If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.&lt;br /&gt;
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102:  If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because &amp;quot;this is Mayhem&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase &amp;quot;This is Madness!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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103:  [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
103b: Also expect Discworld references.&lt;br /&gt;
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104:  [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character. Whether or not this effect is all in his head, however, is unapparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
105a: Expect [[Saric Krass]]'s space-ships to be powerful to the point of absurdity.&lt;br /&gt;
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106: [[Piebunny]]'s characters will be Australian. Even if he doesn't say they're Australian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
106a: ESPECIALLY if he doesn't say they're Australian.&lt;br /&gt;
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107: If [[Piebunny]] and [[Author-Man]] both have female characters, those characters will wind up being naked together at some point in the RP. It's only a matter of time.&lt;br /&gt;
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108: [[ChroniclerC]]'s characters are almost always non-morphic animals, shapeshifters, or both (shapeshifter with a non-morphic form).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
108a: Expect lycanthropy and/or white foxes.&lt;br /&gt;
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109: Any female that [[Kalga]] plays will completely overshadow his male characters.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
109a: She will be a crybaby at some point.&lt;br /&gt;
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110: All of [[vampiress_kat]]'s characters will either have a very large or infinite storage space of some sort. Even if it defies logic.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
110a: ESPECIALLY if it defies logic.&lt;br /&gt;
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111: All of Kalga's female characters will be catgirls. Or godesses. Or something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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112: Don't let Kalga in a game. He WILL make it about catgirls.&lt;br /&gt;
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113: If it's funny and you've seen it in a Warner Bros. cartoon it probably either has happened or will happen to Will Page.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
113a: The odds of this increase if it's a Law of Cartoon Physics.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Exceptions==&lt;br /&gt;
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Magical School's Nurse.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: [[Waffle House #4741]].  Spoons are abundant.  There is no Matrix.&lt;br /&gt;
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35a&amp;amp;35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Travis.&lt;br /&gt;
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57: Things revealed by [[Krid]] usually take several hundred pages - ''at least''.&lt;br /&gt;
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64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylie and Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.  Also Seamus O'Rourke, though the RP did die before he saw a lot of action.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
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87: H.G. Wells High, Magical School&lt;br /&gt;
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88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: Driftersverse and Wingies.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
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96: Phil Cartwright.&lt;br /&gt;
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101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''&lt;br /&gt;
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*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>Mayhem Laws of Physics</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Some of the Laws==&lt;br /&gt;
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
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1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by&lt;br /&gt;
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2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.&lt;br /&gt;
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3: No ID Checks.&lt;br /&gt;
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4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.&lt;br /&gt;
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5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.&lt;br /&gt;
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6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.&lt;br /&gt;
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8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.&lt;br /&gt;
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9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
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11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.&lt;br /&gt;
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12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.&lt;br /&gt;
12a: [[vampiress_kat]]'s character will usually fill this role.&lt;br /&gt;
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13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;
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14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.&lt;br /&gt;
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16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.	&lt;br /&gt;
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19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.&lt;br /&gt;
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20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.&lt;br /&gt;
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21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.&lt;br /&gt;
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22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*&lt;br /&gt;
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23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---&lt;br /&gt;
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24: AkaraAri &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;can play any role and do it well.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.&lt;br /&gt;
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25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.&lt;br /&gt;
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26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;26a: Unless it is important to the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.&lt;br /&gt;
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29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.&lt;br /&gt;
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31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.&lt;br /&gt;
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32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.&lt;br /&gt;
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33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
33a: So does Kalga. But not nearly as much as Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
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34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
34a: Unless your [Kalga]. But he always posts too fast&lt;br /&gt;
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35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.&lt;br /&gt;
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36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.&lt;br /&gt;
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37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].&lt;br /&gt;
38c: Or Kalga. Cause he plays jerks.&lt;br /&gt;
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39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
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40: There will always be a triangle.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.&lt;br /&gt;
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42: There will be one martial arts expert.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42a: He will be an old man.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42b: He will be Asian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.&lt;br /&gt;
42d: And probably a pervert.&lt;br /&gt;
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43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
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44: There will be an evil organization.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.&lt;br /&gt;
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45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.&lt;br /&gt;
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48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.&lt;br /&gt;
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49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.&lt;br /&gt;
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54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].&lt;br /&gt;
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55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.&lt;br /&gt;
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56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.&lt;br /&gt;
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57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.&lt;br /&gt;
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58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;
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60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.&lt;br /&gt;
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61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.&lt;br /&gt;
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62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.&lt;br /&gt;
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63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.&lt;br /&gt;
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64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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65: If a character says that he/she is &amp;quot;Invincible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Indestructible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Unbeatable&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Immortal&amp;quot;, they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
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68: There is always at least one catgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
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69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.&lt;br /&gt;
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71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.&lt;br /&gt;
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72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.&lt;br /&gt;
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73: Nothing important happens during time warps.&lt;br /&gt;
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74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.&lt;br /&gt;
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75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
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78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.&lt;br /&gt;
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79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.&lt;br /&gt;
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80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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81: Don't question DEM. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.&lt;br /&gt;
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84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Knock!&lt;br /&gt;
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86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87a: They will become inactive very quickly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89a: EVER.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.&lt;br /&gt;
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91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.&lt;br /&gt;
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92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93c: Unless he stops participating in the RP before that can happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.&lt;br /&gt;
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95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
95a: None of them are powerless.&lt;br /&gt;
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96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.&lt;br /&gt;
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97: &amp;quot;The Fur Covers Everything&amp;quot;: If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered &amp;quot;indecent&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;objectionable&amp;quot; in public. They are thus not considered &amp;quot;naked&amp;quot;, except possibly by other fur-covered people.&lt;br /&gt;
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98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.&lt;br /&gt;
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99:  Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.&lt;br /&gt;
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100:  Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.&lt;br /&gt;
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101:  If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.&lt;br /&gt;
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102:  If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because &amp;quot;this is Mayhem&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase &amp;quot;This is Madness!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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103:  [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
103b: Also expect Discworld references.&lt;br /&gt;
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104:  [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character. Whether or not this effect is all in his head, however, is unapparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
105a: Expect [[Saric Krass]]'s space-ships to be powerful to the point of absurdity.&lt;br /&gt;
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106: [[Piebunny]]'s characters will be Australian. Even if he doesn't say they're Australian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
106a: ESPECIALLY if he doesn't say they're Australian.&lt;br /&gt;
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107: If [[Piebunny]] and [[Author-Man]] both have female characters, those characters will wind up being naked together at some point in the RP. It's only a matter of time.&lt;br /&gt;
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108: [[ChroniclerC]]'s characters are almost always non-morphic animals, shapeshifters, or both (shapeshifter with a non-morphic form).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
108a: Expect lycanthropy and/or white foxes.&lt;br /&gt;
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109: Any female that [[Kalga]] plays will completely overshadow his male characters.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
109a: She will be a crybaby at some point.&lt;br /&gt;
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110: All of [[vampiress_kat]]'s characters will either have a very large or infinite storage space of some sort. Even if it defies logic.&lt;br /&gt;
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110a: ESPECIALLY if it defies logic.&lt;br /&gt;
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111: All of Kalga's female characters will be catgirls. Or godesses. Or something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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112: Don't let Kalga in a game. He WILL make it about catgirls.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Exceptions==&lt;br /&gt;
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Magical School's Nurse.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: [[Waffle House #4741]].  Spoons are abundant.  There is no Matrix.&lt;br /&gt;
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35a&amp;amp;35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Travis.&lt;br /&gt;
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57: Things revealed by [[Krid]] usually take several hundred pages - ''at least''.&lt;br /&gt;
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64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylie and Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
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87: H.G. Wells High, Magical School&lt;br /&gt;
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88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: Driftersverse and Wingies.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
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96: Phil Cartwright.&lt;br /&gt;
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101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''&lt;br /&gt;
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*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of two RPs, Meta-Human Twilight and Welcome to the Jungle, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
*I've got a Deviantart page!  Go check it out, ''please''... [http://kum-el.deviantart.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Active!, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Active, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Active, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of two RPs, Meta-Human Twilight and Welcome to the Jungle, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Active!, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Active, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Vasa Knight - Active, Twilight Symphony&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of two RPs, Meta-Human Twilight and Welcome to the Jungle, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Active!, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Active, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gavin Embries]] - Inactive, Wingies&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Nobody else has really been surprised.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Various events at Fort Mayhem have led to a Plushie version of him, now named Zan-El/Brian Kent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of two RPs, Meta-Human Twilight and Welcome to the Jungle, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version inactive, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Inactive, CM&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Active!, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive, Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Inactive, AM&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Active, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development, also in need of a last name&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>10-Kum-El Character Magnetism</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/10-Kum-El_Character_Magnetism</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''10-Kum-El Character Magnetism''' is the inexplicable, inevitable attraction of [[10.0.0.1]]'s female characters to [[Kum-El]]'s male characters, without fail, whenever both are available and in the same RP (sexual orientation is generally not an issue).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Documented exceptions are limited to the following:&lt;br /&gt;
*Neither [[Sarah Irons]] nor [[Valkyrie Cantrell]], in the [[Classmates RP]], were dating [[Kit Archer]] or [[Will Page]]. However, Kit was already in a relationship by the time Sarah entered the RP, and Valkyrie appeared to be headed towards one with [[Tony Kim]] (not to mention that Will himself, though not in an actual couple, had been romantically linked to [[Shi Ting Yi]] and [[Celeste Canterbury]]).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Travis Kent]], in [[Myriad Genesis]], is married to [[Mirian Lorenz]] and the couple have one child, a daughter. [[Rose]] didn't enter the RP until they were already an established couple.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cases where Megnetism were or is in full force are probably too numerous to list fully, but people are welcome to try.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phenomena]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Yet another appearance as the dragon Ecke in TingYi's fic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Now the GM of two RPs, Meta-Human Twilight and Welcome to the Jungle, sign up today!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version in hibernation, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Active!, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Currently inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Brooks - Inactive, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Inactive, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Inactive, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Active, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Gar - Soon to be Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Jag Waur - Soon to be Active, WttJ&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*Riordan - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Egs Mayhem:Community Portal</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Egs_Mayhem:Community_Portal</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Upcoming Mayhem Events:==&lt;br /&gt;
Note: If you feel like it, put your birthday in here on the appropriate day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
*January 14: [[Cameo]]'s Birthday&lt;br /&gt;
*January 19: [[Teleros]]' 21st birthday&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===February===&lt;br /&gt;
===March===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*March 15: [[Reverend_Hatman|Hatty birthday to you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*March 16: [[Cheez|Cheez's birthday]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===April===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*April 6: [[Kum-El|The Resident Kryptonian's]] Birthday&lt;br /&gt;
*April 7: [[Kyrio|Kyrio's]] Birthday. As opposed to the 17, which is not.&lt;br /&gt;
*April 26: [[Ankhareon|Anky's]] Birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===May===&lt;br /&gt;
*May 3: Birthday of nobody in particular.&lt;br /&gt;
*May 11: Tamuru's birthday&lt;br /&gt;
*May 19: [[Piebunny]]'s Birthday&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===June===&lt;br /&gt;
*June 3: NOT [[TeddVerres]]'s Birthday.... Nope, not at all... So go home... and take your TF sodas with you...&lt;br /&gt;
*June 7:[[nightshadow]]'s birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===July===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*July 26: [[Whackamole]]'s birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
*July 27: [[Joat]]’s birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===August===&lt;br /&gt;
*August 11: [[User:ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey|ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]'s birthday&lt;br /&gt;
*August 15: [[ChroniclerC]] somehow noticed from the womb that there would be a lack of important things going on in August, se he decided to be born on this specific day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===September===&lt;br /&gt;
*September 15: [[Campsoup1988]]'s Birthday&lt;br /&gt;
*September 22: [[VOR]]'s Birthday&lt;br /&gt;
*September 22: [[Jbenant]]'s birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===October===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*October 10: [[A Fan]]'s birthday&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===November===&lt;br /&gt;
*November 19:  [[ProfessorTomoe]]'s birthday&lt;br /&gt;
*November 20: [[Loztein]]'s birthday, odd when it is, ain't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===December===&lt;br /&gt;
*December 24: The Inevitable Merry Christmas Thread&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version in hibernation, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Active!, City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Currently inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Active?, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Active?, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Adair Tucker - Active, HG Wells&lt;br /&gt;
*Jasper Ra'sal - Active, MS&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Mayhem Laws of Physics</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Some of the Laws==&lt;br /&gt;
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
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1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by&lt;br /&gt;
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2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.&lt;br /&gt;
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3: No ID Checks.&lt;br /&gt;
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4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.&lt;br /&gt;
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5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.&lt;br /&gt;
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6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.&lt;br /&gt;
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8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.&lt;br /&gt;
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9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
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11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.&lt;br /&gt;
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12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.&lt;br /&gt;
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13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;
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14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.&lt;br /&gt;
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16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.	&lt;br /&gt;
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19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.&lt;br /&gt;
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20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.&lt;br /&gt;
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21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.&lt;br /&gt;
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22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*&lt;br /&gt;
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23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---&lt;br /&gt;
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24: AkaraAri &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;can play any role and do it well.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.&lt;br /&gt;
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25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.&lt;br /&gt;
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26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;26a: Unless it is important to the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.&lt;br /&gt;
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29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.&lt;br /&gt;
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31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.&lt;br /&gt;
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32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.&lt;br /&gt;
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33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
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34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.&lt;br /&gt;
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36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.&lt;br /&gt;
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37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].&lt;br /&gt;
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39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
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40: There will always be a triangle.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.&lt;br /&gt;
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42: There will be one martial arts expert.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42a: He will be an old man.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42b: He will be Asian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
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44: There will be an evil organization.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.&lt;br /&gt;
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45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.&lt;br /&gt;
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48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.&lt;br /&gt;
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49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.&lt;br /&gt;
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54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].&lt;br /&gt;
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55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.&lt;br /&gt;
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56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.&lt;br /&gt;
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57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.&lt;br /&gt;
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58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;
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60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.&lt;br /&gt;
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61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.&lt;br /&gt;
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62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.&lt;br /&gt;
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63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.&lt;br /&gt;
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64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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65: If a character says that he/she is &amp;quot;Invincible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Indestructible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Unbeatable&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Immortal&amp;quot;, they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
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68: There is always at least one catgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
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69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.&lt;br /&gt;
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71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.&lt;br /&gt;
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72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.&lt;br /&gt;
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73: Nothing important happens during time warps.&lt;br /&gt;
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74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.&lt;br /&gt;
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75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
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78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.&lt;br /&gt;
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79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.&lt;br /&gt;
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80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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81: Don't question DEM. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.&lt;br /&gt;
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84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Knock!&lt;br /&gt;
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86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87a: They will become inactive very quickly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89a: EVER.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.&lt;br /&gt;
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91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.&lt;br /&gt;
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92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
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94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.&lt;br /&gt;
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95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
95a: None of them are powerless.&lt;br /&gt;
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96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.&lt;br /&gt;
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97: &amp;quot;The Fur Covers Everything&amp;quot;: If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered &amp;quot;indecent&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;objectionable&amp;quot; in public. They are thus not considered &amp;quot;naked&amp;quot;, except possibly by other fur-covered people.&lt;br /&gt;
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98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.&lt;br /&gt;
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99:  Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.&lt;br /&gt;
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100:  Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.&lt;br /&gt;
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101:  If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.&lt;br /&gt;
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102:  If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because &amp;quot;this is Mayhem&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase &amp;quot;This is Madness!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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103:  [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around.&lt;br /&gt;
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104:  [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character.&lt;br /&gt;
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105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Exceptions==&lt;br /&gt;
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Magical School's Nurse.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: [[Waffle House #4741]].  Spoons are abundant.  There is no Matrix.&lt;br /&gt;
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35a&amp;amp;35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Travis.&lt;br /&gt;
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64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylie and Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Will.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: Driftersverse and Wingies.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
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96: Phil Cartwright.&lt;br /&gt;
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101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''&lt;br /&gt;
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*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
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(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
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Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
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Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Kum-El shortly after made the worst mistake of his life by deciding to date AkaraAri. (Kum-El: *rolls eyes* Opinions on this vary...)&lt;br /&gt;
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Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
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Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Author's dad after finding out: &amp;quot;Now I've got the son I always wanted.&amp;quot; (It sounds better if you know my dad and can picture him saying it in a half-joking voice as he gives me a hug.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Author's mom, same timeframe: &amp;quot;We thought you were going to tell us you were gay.&amp;quot;  (Even my -parents- knew something was up before I did...)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
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He recently married his high school sweetheart, though Mike and his friend Adam had to come grab him from the Bar to make sure he was on time for the wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
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==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version in hibernation, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver - Active, HW/MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Anastasia Carver - Active, MG&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive as of the death of City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive, but will be back if there's a Drifters IV&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent - Active, MHT&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan - Active, SSI&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Once again inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Currently inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard - Active, Bar&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh - Active, CfM&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips - Active, Convergance&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Matrim - Active, PH&lt;br /&gt;
*Mackensie Campbell - In development&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
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(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
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Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
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Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El shortly after made the worst mistake of his life by deciding to date AkaraAri. (Kum-El: *rolls eyes* Opinions on this vary...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version in hibernation, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive as of the death of City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Active again as of his import into the new Discworld RP&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Currently inactive, but likely to be back for Aftermath III&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard&lt;br /&gt;
*John Koh&lt;br /&gt;
*Ian Phillips&lt;br /&gt;
*Juhtan sat Dosta&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Fort Mayhem</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Fort_Mayhem</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Created by Kylen as the Mayhem equivalent to the Main Forum's Invasion thread, it stands as a garrison against Invasion of Mayhem by the despotic [[Evil Overlords United]] and the current headquarters of the [[EGS Defence Force]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bunnies and Characters Stationed at Fort Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ajac]] maintains a very small reserve force there.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alex_Mage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Amon Star]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ankhareon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AntiDrayco]] - currently suffering from massive overuse of his magic&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Archanon]] - Uses an ability to be in two places at once to be both in Fort Mayhem and the Invasion thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author]] - Moves back and forth from the main Invasion thread. His Ten can move independently and are in contact with him at all times. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cheez]] - Is a melee fighter who tends to go berzerk. Also uses an antiaircraft/tank gun when in human forms. (gun is usually stationary but can be magically moved or dismantled and moved in parts)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ChroniclerC]] - Probably invisible or hiding.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ciennas]] - Until the cameras cut off, was watching the fight between Anya and Squata. Is now trying to upgrade his frame with the sudden influx of high-end robotic technology that has appeared.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cory Deleon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Darekun]] - Parallelled between Fort Mayhem, the [[Main forum|Main]] Invasion Alert thread, and her lab.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dirty Dirty Catgirl]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The two [[Forum-tans]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jenny Collins]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joeldipops]] - Not exactly stationed at Fort Mayhem, but keeps an eye on things from an undisclosed location, in an alternate metaverse.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[JONJONAUG]] - RP characters John (non-evil version) from MKRP and James Fischer (from First Kraggi War).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jorlem]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KFPB]] - Recovered from scythular healing. Yes, I did just make up the word &amp;quot;scythular&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kum-El]] - The local Kryptonian&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KylenPhylar]] who represents General Kylen, Author KyGreg, and Several Muses. Creator of the base. Will be working on getting a working map of the Fort soon enough.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Liona Sabarac]] - &amp;quot;Lia&amp;quot;, a magic-based healer. Fort Mayhem's Chief Medical Officer.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[MFPCPB]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Piebunny]] - Moves between Fort Mayhem and the main Invasion thread. The EGS-DF's Chief Historian.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Random_Sage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[RichM90071]] - Applying for a job at Hist-Div, not off to a great start. Which one of these foot things is supposed to be &amp;quot;right,&amp;quot; again?&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Teleros]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[vampiress_kat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jfan999]] - Head of the Legal department&lt;br /&gt;
(Add yourself if not here.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Layout==&lt;br /&gt;
Fort Mayhem's layout has not yet been gone into, but it is known to possess a landing area for aircraft and a vehicle park outside. There is a central control where the [[Restricted Artificial Intelligence|RAI]] is set up, a medical facility, and a main meeting room.  There is also a library in the basement.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Defences==&lt;br /&gt;
*Self activating laser turrets that will only target enemy soldiers. May or may not be shielded from magic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TA Shields|External forcefields]] and shields capable of surviving massive orbital strikes.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Places]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossover Wars]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:38:04 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Kum-El</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Talk:Fort_Mayhem</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Kum-El</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/Kum-El</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El shortly after made the worst mistake of his life by deciding to date AkaraAri. (Kum-El: *rolls eyes* Opinions on this vary...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Update on 09/03/2007:  Kum-El is still adorably cute, and has since given up arguing the fact.  (Kum-El: If only because I'm never going to win the arguement.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
*A member of the crew in KylenPhylar's pirate fic, Wolf of the Seas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version in hibernation, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver&lt;br /&gt;
*Ivan Carver&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive as of the death of City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Active again as of his import into the new Discworld RP&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Currently inactive, but likely to be back for Aftermath III&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr&lt;br /&gt;
*Spotifer S. Leopard&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>EGS Defense Force</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/Egs_mayhem/EGS_Defense_Force</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Kum-El:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The EGS Defence Force (EGS-DF) is responsible for protecting the comic &amp;amp; its forums from attemped invasions during [[The Crossover Wars]], particularly the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]] webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Command Structure==&lt;br /&gt;
*In overall command of the EGS-DF is [[Ajac]]; however in practice he rarely has to intervene in the decisions made by subordinates, and can be considered &amp;quot;first amongst equals&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Second in command is [[Amon Star]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KylenPhylar]] is a General and the one responsible for setting up [[Fort Mayhem]]. As such he also has the rank of Supreme Commander of Fort Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Teleros]], alongside Ajac, is one of the major recruitment officers via the [[Newbie intro thread]] and Port Admiral of the Home Fleet.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ankhareon]] does something or other related to intel and drew the Operation Lagomorph comics.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Piebunny]] has been appointed Chief Historian and is mainly the one who writes the [[Crossover Wars]] Wiki page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Strategic Planning Office==&lt;br /&gt;
The SPO is responsible for organising the overall conduct of the campaign, all from [[Fort Mayhem]]. Whilst individual commanders may decide the tactics and strategies used in a specific engagement, the SPO is there to co-ordinate the overall defence and provide a cohesive focus for the EGS Defence Force. Whilst its members are unlikely to ever see actual combat, they play a crucial role behind the scenes instead. It's current members are:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ann Pertchin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Teleros Fireheart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demonic Gophers|Treth]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Office of Intelligence (OfInt)==&lt;br /&gt;
Run from [[Fort Mayhem]], OfInt is responsible for gathering any and all intelligence required by the EGS Defence Force and forwarding it to the relevant people. Its members range from intelligence analysts to undercover agents and the like, and can call upon Lt Webb's SCOs when necessary. It's current members are:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Major Adam Black]] (head)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anky]] (Does something or other)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Alliances==&lt;br /&gt;
*An offer of support against the EOU was extended by the CRFH!!! [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net Board] and accepted by the Bunnies. The Free Alliance worked together extensively during the rescue of 4 bunny leaders who had been captured by Head Alien.&lt;br /&gt;
*The EGS-DF has also helped to free the [http://www.drunkduck.com/Too_Many_Authors Too Many Authors] comic from the control of the [[Evil Overlords United]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Combat Doctrine==&lt;br /&gt;
*Given the ability of forces from the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]] webcomic to essentially teleport in or be created by forum users [[Ti-Phil]] and possibly [[Netpoet22]], current thinking has focused on small, highly mobile units distributed in such a way that when a portal is detected it can be contained as quickly as possible, to prevent the buildup of droids within the forums.&lt;br /&gt;
*The use of both magical and technology-based forces by [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]] has also lead to a similar mix in the Defence Force, in order to prevent the rapid reaction units being defeated by enemies they have little or no defence against.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Planetside Forces==&lt;br /&gt;
This includes all sea, air and land forces, with its headquarters at [[Fort Mayhem]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lieutenant John Webb|Lt Webb]]'s SCO platoon.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A Fan]]'s hordes of jetpack- and laser-equipped [[The Khans|clones of Genghis Khan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jstone]]'s ground and air forces (deployed from space warships)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Random_Sage]]'s robot army (currently in reserve with the exception of special forces troops)&lt;br /&gt;
*NPC Main Fighting Force (NPCMFF)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[JONJONAUG]]'s giant robot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Assorted [[Demonic Gophers|Demonic Gopher]] forces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Space Forces==&lt;br /&gt;
This is based around [[Port Mayhem]], the forum's space port. [[Teleros]] is in charge of the Home Fleet responsible for defending Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jstone]]'s fleet.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Giant Spaceship Thing o' Doomness]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Two [[Demonic Gophers|DG]] dreadnoughts.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TSS Excalibur]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Elite Strike Force==&lt;br /&gt;
The ESF is responsible for the rescue of bunnies from EOU, Strategic assaults and covert ops.&lt;br /&gt;
Members include:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anya]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squata]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other Forces==&lt;br /&gt;
Elder Gods, muses, and anything else that doesn't really fit into either of the above categories.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author]]'s Circle of Nine, Ten, or Eleven. It varies.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - (If you want to get technical, all of the LOEAM members are muses.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cameo|Cameo of Borg, Hilary, and Titania]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joeldipops]]'s collection of Stationary and I/O devices, useful for combatting Ti-Phil's pencil. (If he was ever on at the right time -_-)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[JONJONAUG]]'s RP characters.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[vampiress_kat|Keechie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KFPB]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kum-El]] (Currently aboard the Kandor's Pride, negotiating with a Kitten Collective splinter)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A Fan|Mal and May]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Restricted Artificial Intelligence|The RAI]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KylenPhylar|Saasha, Damien, Lucien]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Teleros Fireheart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Twelve]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Bunny Berets]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Double Agents==&lt;br /&gt;
*Prior to any invasion, the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]] webcomic sent [[Death Bunny]] to the forums as a spy. Death Bunny was successful in stealing several crates of [[TF Gun]]s &amp;amp; planting DRACO beacons on the others, so that when they were transferred to the [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fhei.html Funky Horror], EOU could lock onto their positions and attack the station. He was eventually exposed by [[Loweko]], having earlier been found not guilty during a trial.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Rabbity Thing]] has also expressed an interest in aiding EOU.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ti-Phil]] and [[Netpoet22]] are staff on the EOU webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recruitment==&lt;br /&gt;
*A combination of both conscription and volunteers. Teleros in particular has a habit of signing up newbies when handing out gifts in the [[Newbie intro thread]]. Bunnies already here meanwhile have tended to sign up of their own free will.&lt;br /&gt;
*There is also a fight going on between [[Ankhareon|Anya]] and [[Squata]] [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=96078 here] to attempt to get the latter to join without attacking other members. As of 1 May 2007 the fight was over with Squata having subdued Anya with catnip, causing it to be declared a tie. Squata then declined joining though invitations have been extended should she attempt freelance work. Squata in turn has offered to train Anya and given her the option of a rematch should she desire to try again. Amazingly the two have left relatively uninjured, and on good terms.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Members==&lt;br /&gt;
Please add yourself here, preferably in alphabetical order.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A Fan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ajac]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alex_Mage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ankhareon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Archanon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cameo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cheez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ChroniclerC]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cidhighwind767]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Darekun]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demonhunter]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demonic Gophers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dirty Dirty Catgirl]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jfan999]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joeldipops]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[JONJONAUG]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jorlem]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jstone]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kum-El]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KylenPhylar]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ProfessorTomoe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reaver225]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Teleros]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[vampiress_kat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[VOR]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zerras]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Kum-El''' is both a Bunny and a character within the Mayhem Forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Author ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kum-El the Author''' is a Marine currently stationed in Hawaii.  While this is kind of nice, it's also on the opposite side of the country from home, which is in New York.  She (yes, ''she'') is involved in several of the roleplaying threads currently active on the forum, as well as a few that have fallen by the wayside.  She also has a tendency to hand out pewter figurines to people on birthdays and upon reaching post count milestones.  These usually take the form of the EGS cast, but there are variations.&lt;br /&gt;
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(She's a marine!? OMGasm! - Jesse)&lt;br /&gt;
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Appended Notes:&lt;br /&gt;
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Kum-El has realized/decided he is transexual. (Kum-El: Possibly the only one in history to be so thick that it took him 25 years to get it even with all the rather obvious signs.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Kum-El shortly after made the worst mistake of his life by deciding to date AkaraAri. (Kum-El: *rolls eyes* Opinions on this vary...)&lt;br /&gt;
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Kum-El is adorably cute, though he will argue the fact at nauseum.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kum-El the Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kum-El the Character''' is the younger brother of one Kal-El.  In addition to his Kryptonian name he's known variously as Kent, E.C. and 'Hey!  You in the Superman shirt!'.  Having spent some time with the CRFH!!! Boardies before migrating to Mayhem, he's developed a couple of extra abilities, thanks to the Board's ambient weirdness.  The main two are pockets that seem to be linked to a version of [[Hammerspace]], and a 'convenient skylight' that can appear wherever it's needed, regardless of whether or not there's actually a ceiling.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Currently he's working at [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|Kylen's Bar]] as the bouncer.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Misc: ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kum-El Staranos:''' A dimensional alternate of Kum-El who grew up in the Star Wars universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Edward Christopher Kent II]]:''' Usually called &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;; the future son of Kum-El the Character, who appears in the [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A running joke among several of the other RPers is the seeming inability of Kum-El the Author's characters to stay single for long.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a half-Kryptonian accidentally turned into a female.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kum-El is a rabid fan of [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and appears in it as Kum-El the character.&lt;br /&gt;
*The reaction of pretty much the entire forum to learning Kum-El the Author's gender was &amp;quot;Kum-El's a ''girl''?&amp;quot; (Kum-El: Thus proving that the entire forum's brighter than me.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Now appearing in Aspects as Sir Kum-El, who, naturally, is paired up with 10 in accordance with the Laws of Mayhem&lt;br /&gt;
*Also appearing in [[These Colours Don't Run]] as Kum-El, bodyguard of &amp;quot;The 'Smith&amp;quot;, Ten.&lt;br /&gt;
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==RP Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Various versions of Kum-El/E.C.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Kit Archer - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Will Page - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Kent - CM version in hibernation, Bar version likely to show up at any time&lt;br /&gt;
*Seamus O'Rourke - Hibernating&lt;br /&gt;
*Travis Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Alexi Carver&lt;br /&gt;
*Tory Jones - Inactive as of the death of Psion&lt;br /&gt;
*Kent Donavan - Same&lt;br /&gt;
*Alex Kingson - Inactive as of the death of City of Twilight&lt;br /&gt;
*Jhon Al'Gahon - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*Sean Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Ty Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Tyrone Jarda&lt;br /&gt;
*Kestrel Jarda&lt;br /&gt;
*Jon Kent&lt;br /&gt;
*Jesse O'Sullivan&lt;br /&gt;
*Dhali Samatman - Inactive as of the apparent death of Discworld&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaim Silvernail - Inactive&lt;br /&gt;
*The Millers (Brooklyn, Puck, and Liam) - Currently inactive, but likely to be back for Aftermath III&lt;br /&gt;
*James Mayhew, Lord Stanford&lt;br /&gt;
*Trahes sat Davehdan&lt;br /&gt;
*Tam Solingert&lt;br /&gt;
*Bry Garr&lt;br /&gt;
*(Yeah, lots of Kents...)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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