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LSE

Jake R — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:58:22 GMT

Jake R:

A major affliction sadly affecting many [[Bunny|Bunnies]]. It is a lowering of the self esteem. Possible side effects are depression, upsetness and sometimes worse. LSE tends to occur in intermittent bouts, and chronic sufferers are most common. It's easily contractible when stressful situations weaken the mental immune system, and treatment generally consists of long-term contemplation of oneself and others, and serious cases can require repeated large doses of affection from another in order to raise self-worth. The latter course is used hesitantly by many professionals, as the treatment can become highly addictive, and removal of the affection often results in a catastrophic combination of withdrawal symptoms and the return of the symptoms of LSE.

=== Known sufferers ===

*[[MOOMANiBE]]
*[[FerretBob]]
*[[HammerQueen]]
*[[Grim Atescu|The Grim]]
*[[Dekupower]]
*[[Drow Bunny]]
*[[AkaraAri]]
*[[Jake R]]

== The LSE War ==
Some people who suffer from LSE do not understand why others, who also have it, do. Resulting in FerretBob going out of his way to destroy HQ's. At least in a nice way. However, neither he nor HQ understand why exactly the other is trying to destroy their LSE, as they feel it is justified. Many of them, <strike>such as FB, are wrong.FB is HQ is, of course wrong squared quite right wrong in a non-self-esteem-lowering way.</strike> such as FB and HQ are both completely awesome.

=== A possible cure ===

While not a cure, but simply a treatment, [[Vitrial]] (a relative newcomer to the mayhem forums) has devised a method of controlling these bouts indefinitely. A word of warning: it is ''not'' for the faint of heart, and it takes much time to get used to.
The best non-prescription treatment found by Vitrial and his (to remain unnamed) colleagues is a vast consumption of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaicin capsaicin] with every meal. Chilli peppers, hot sauce, and other spicy substances are the best known source of this abundant chemical. It is to be noted that one must consume a capsaicin source with at least one meal a day, though more is preferred.
Other treatments (i.e. affection, friends, etc...) are essential for prolonged results, but this can help bridge the gaps in those long hauls of sadness.

'''Why/how does it work:''' The answer is simple, the pain caused in the mouth forces the brain to release endorphins, which are the chemicals that affect how happy you are, essentially the more endorphins in your system the better you feel. And since the endorphins last longer than the pain, and also since the endorphins are released whether or not the pain affects you, means that you can get results quickly, with little chance of building up an immunity.
A short while after a regular schedule of spicy food intake, you will notice a build up in resistance to the pain of the acidic capsaicin, but its effects should remain unchanged. While the treatment must be a life long process, who could argue with eating more food to feel better?

'''Other good effects of capsaicin:''' this wonderful substance has been scientifically proven by REAL scientists to boost the immune system to inhuman levels, aid in weight loss at accelerated speeds, and help one's metabolism.

'''Warning:''' Side effects associated with capsaicin are as follows:
*A burning sensation in the mouth
*Light-headedness after large meals
*Mild poisoning after chilli pepper-eating contests gone wrong
*Less colds and flus
*A bubblier mood
*Smellier sweat

For any questions, complaints, or whatever, contact Vitrial on the EGS mayhem forum.

(sorry it was so long, I had a lot to say, and it has helped quite a few people, including me)

[[Category:Afflictions]]

Jake R

Jake R — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:36:17 GMT

Jake R: /* Jake R */

= Jake R =

Hi! I've got nothing much to say about myself, other than being a Dutch male hetero bunny aged (time since 1st of August 1986). I started the [[The_MAT|MAT]], a.k.a. Music Association Topic, and am one of the very few bunnies actually trying to 'win' LPW and LPL.

=== Avatar ===

My avatar changes to whatever I like, usually non-animated. The only 'me' character, or character I identify with is a Tiger/Lion hybrid which is neither a Liger or a Tigon, but more of a tiger with manes. Currently the only correct drawing of it is Dasteroad's gift, which can be found [http://dasteroad.deviantart.com/art/Jake-R-s-request-FINALLY-50545196 here]. vampiress_kat has once done a series of plushies: I was also featured, and while correct, it's not really my avatar but merely a plushie of it. Still, it is awesome and after a long time as ava on the Keenspot forums currently in use as my DA avatar.

=== Nickname ===

The above is the only correct way of writing my nickname: any dashes, underscores, dots or lack of spaces etc. are due to either limitations or the preferred spelling having been taken by someone else. Second choice is an underscore instead of the space, then a dot or a dash. If longer nicks are required, a G can be added after the R, making it "Jake R G"; unless the 'no spaces' limitation is in order in which case the same counts as with my normal nickname.

Pronounciation of "Jake" should be obvious to nearly everybody around the world due to it being a well known first name, the R should be pronounced somewhat as the English word "are". But if you're talking to me, just "Jake" will do fine. While it isn't really my name (*GASP! REALLY?* yeah, really) I will respond to it even in real life.

User:Jake R

Jake R — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:34:37 GMT

Jake R: User:Jake R moved to Jake R

#redirect [[Jake R]]

Jake R

Jake R — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:34:37 GMT

Jake R: User:Jake R moved to Jake R

= Jake R =

Hi! I've got nothing much to say about myself, other than being a Dutch male hetero bunny aged (time since 1st of August 1986). I started the [[The_MAT|MAT]], a.k.a. Music Association topic, and am one of the very few bunnies actually trying to 'win' LPW and LPL.

=== Avatar ===

My avatar changes to whatever I like, usually non-animated. The only 'me' character, or character I identify with is a Tiger/Lion hybrid which is neither a Liger or a Tigon, but more of a tiger with manes. Currently the only correct drawing of it is Dasteroad's gift, which can be found [http://dasteroad.deviantart.com/art/Jake-R-s-request-FINALLY-50545196 here]. vampiress_kat has once done a series of plushies: I was also featured, and while correct, it's not really my avatar but merely a plushie of it. Still, it is awesome and after a long time as ava on the Keenspot forums currently in use as my DA avatar.

=== Nickname ===

The above is the only correct way of writing my nickname: any dashes, underscores, dots or lack of spaces etc. are due to either limitations or the preferred spelling having been taken by someone else. Second choice is an underscore instead of the space, then a dot or a dash. If longer nicks are required, a G can be added after the R, making it "Jake R G"; unless the 'no spaces' limitation is in order in which case the same counts as with my normal nickname.

Pronounciation of "Jake" should be obvious to nearly everybody around the world due to it being a well known first name, the R should be pronounced somewhat as the English word "are". But if you're talking to me, just "Jake" will do fine. While it isn't really my name (*GASP! REALLY?* yeah, really) I will respond to it even in real life.

Jake R

Jake R — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:31:56 GMT

Jake R: Jake's Page!

= Jake R =

Hi! I've got nothing much to say about myself, other than being a Dutch male hetero bunny aged (time since 1st of August 1986). I started the [[The_MAT|MAT]], a.k.a. Music Association topic, and am one of the very few bunnies actually trying to 'win' LPW and LPL.

=== Avatar ===

My avatar changes to whatever I like, usually non-animated. The only 'me' character, or character I identify with is a Tiger/Lion hybrid which is neither a Liger or a Tigon, but more of a tiger with manes. Currently the only correct drawing of it is Dasteroad's gift, which can be found [http://dasteroad.deviantart.com/art/Jake-R-s-request-FINALLY-50545196 here]. vampiress_kat has once done a series of plushies: I was also featured, and while correct, it's not really my avatar but merely a plushie of it. Still, it is awesome and after a long time as ava on the Keenspot forums currently in use as my DA avatar.

=== Nickname ===

The above is the only correct way of writing my nickname: any dashes, underscores, dots or lack of spaces etc. are due to either limitations or the preferred spelling having been taken by someone else. Second choice is an underscore instead of the space, then a dot or a dash. If longer nicks are required, a G can be added after the R, making it "Jake R G"; unless the 'no spaces' limitation is in order in which case the same counts as with my normal nickname.

Pronounciation of "Jake" should be obvious to nearly everybody around the world due to it being a well known first name, the R should be pronounced somewhat as the English word "are". But if you're talking to me, just "Jake" will do fine. While it isn't really my name (*GASP! REALLY?* yeah, really) I will respond to it even in real life.

The MAT

Jake R — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:06:58 GMT

Jake R:

The '''MAT''' ("Music Association Topic") involves posting the title of a song with some connection (however tenuous) with the song posted by the previous poster. It was created by [[User:Jake R|Jake R]], whose love of Queen is immediately apparent from the thread. In fact "It all comes back to Queen" has become something of a running gag among all the participants. More recently, however, it has all been coming back to "Paint It, Black", by the Rolling Stones and by huge numbers of covering artists.

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