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War!

2008-02-12T22:26:12Z

HomerNet:

The war between [[Gal-Zabor]] and [[Svensylsquatostan]] began somewhere in [[Carrot..?]], and then spun off into its own thread.

*It has its own Wiki: [http://editthis.info/war_thread/Main_Page War Wiki]

*It also saw the "birth" of [[Ann Pertchin]].

*[[Kraggi]], the se.xiest beast alive, was turned into the se.xiest corpse dead here.

*It also spawned the Toasters, one of the craziest and most dangerous things on Mayhem, as well as the
cute little [[Foxkin]].

*Currently the old thread is closed. Continuing work on cleaning up the story as a general colaborative fiction is being done by [[HomerNet]]

[[Category:RPs]]

Mayhem Laws of Physics

2007-10-18T20:12:28Z

HomerNet:

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done. 
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]]. 
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: AkaraAri <strike>can play any role and do it well.</strike> tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to the plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever. 
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters. 
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out. 
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger. 
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech. 
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try. 
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89. 
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon. 
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get. 
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert. 
42a: He will be an old man. 
42b: He will be Asian. 
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization. 
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English). 
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual. 
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching. 
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly. 
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible", "Indestructible", "Unbeatable" or "Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it. 
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast. 
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever. 
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female. 
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)

87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it. 
87a: They will become inactive very quickly. 
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.

88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved. 
89a: EVER. 
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light. 
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.

92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.

93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil. 
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die. 
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.

94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.

95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic. 
95a: None of them are powerless.

96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics. 
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.

97: "The Fur Covers Everything": If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered "indecent" or "objectionable" in public. They are thus not considered "naked", except possibly by other fur-covered people.

98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.

99: Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.

100: Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.

101: If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.

==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

15: Magical School's Nurse.

17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.

41: [[Waffle House #4741]]. Spoons are abundant. There is no Matrix.

35a&35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].

50: Travis.

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

85: Will.

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].

96: Phil Cartwright.

*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.

[[Category:Miscellaneous]]

Mayhem Laws of Physics

2007-10-18T20:11:57Z

HomerNet: /* Some of the Laws */

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

''Italic text''==Some of the Laws==
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done. 
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]]. 
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: AkaraAri <strike>can play any role and do it well.</strike> tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to the plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever. 
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters. 
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out. 
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger. 
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech. 
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try. 
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89. 
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon. 
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get. 
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert. 
42a: He will be an old man. 
42b: He will be Asian. 
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization. 
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English). 
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual. 
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching. 
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly. 
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible", "Indestructible", "Unbeatable" or "Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it. 
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast. 
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever. 
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female. 
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)

87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it. 
87a: They will become inactive very quickly. 
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.

88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved. 
89a: EVER. 
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light. 
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.

92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.

93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil. 
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die. 
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.

94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.

95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic. 
95a: None of them are powerless.

96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics. 
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.

97: "The Fur Covers Everything": If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered "indecent" or "objectionable" in public. They are thus not considered "naked", except possibly by other fur-covered people.

98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.

99: Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.

100: Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.

101: If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.

==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

15: Magical School's Nurse.

17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.

41: [[Waffle House #4741]]. Spoons are abundant. There is no Matrix.

35a&35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].

50: Travis.

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

85: Will.

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].

96: Phil Cartwright.

*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.

[[Category:Miscellaneous]]

Mayhem Laws of Physics

2007-10-18T20:10:32Z

HomerNet: /* Some of the Laws */

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done. 
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]]. 
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: AkaraAri <strike>can play any role and do it well.</strike> tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to the plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever. 
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters. 
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out. 
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger. 
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech. 
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try. 
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89. 
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon. 
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get. 
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert. 
42a: He will be an old man. 
42b: He will be Asian. 
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization. 
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English). 
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual. 
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching. 
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly. 
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible", "Indestructible", "Unbeatable" or "Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it. 
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast. 
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever. 
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female. 
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)

87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it. 
87a: They will become inactive very quickly. 
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.

88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved. 
89a: EVER. 
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light. 
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.

92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.

93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil. 
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die. 
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.

94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.

95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic. 
95a: None of them are powerless.

96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics. 
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.

97: "The Fur Covers Everything": If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered "indecent" or "objectionable" in public. They are thus not considered "naked", except possibly by other fur-covered people.

98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.

99: Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.

100: Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.

101: If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must "always" be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.

==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

15: Magical School's Nurse.

17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.

41: [[Waffle House #4741]]. Spoons are abundant. There is no Matrix.

35a&35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].

50: Travis.

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

85: Will.

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].

96: Phil Cartwright.

*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.

[[Category:Miscellaneous]]

Dame HelenNet

2007-10-18T19:45:41Z

HomerNet:

The alter-ego of [[HomerNet]] (or possibly the other way around).

Mother of [[Xena]], due to a [[tango]] with [[Squato]].

A founder member (and keeper of the home page) of the [[Order of the Bunny]].

HomerNet

2007-10-18T19:45:15Z

HomerNet:

A senior bunny, HomerNet is sometimes held at the mercy of his wife, The Cute Ninja. A computer technician by trade, he sometimes doesn't understand why others aren't as excited about the latest IT developments as he is.

He is also the alter-ego of '''HelenNet''' - or is that the other way around?

== [[Dame HelenNet]] the Leather-Clad ==
The alter-ego of HomerNet (or possibly the other way around).

Mother of [[Xena]], due to a [[tango]] with [[Squato]].

A founder member (and keeper of the home page) of the [[Order of the Bunny]].

[[Category:Bunnies]]
[[Category: LPW Characters]]

HomerNet

2007-10-18T19:43:16Z

HomerNet: /* Dame HelenNet the Leather-Clad */

Needs a job, and is a bum who thinks people should hear them.

He is also the alter-ego of '''HelenNet''' - or is that the other way around?

== [[Dame HelenNet]] the Leather-Clad ==
The alter-ego of HomerNet (or possibly the other way around).

Mother of [[Xena]], due to a [[tango]] with [[Squato]].

A founder member (and keeper of the home page) of the [[Order of the Bunny]].

[[Category:Bunnies]]
[[Category: LPW Characters]]

Mayhem Laws of Physics

2007-10-18T19:41:41Z

HomerNet: /* Some of the Laws */

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done. 
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]]. 
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: AkaraAri <strike>can play any role and do it well.</strike> tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to the plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever. 
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters. 
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out. 
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger. 
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech. 
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try. 
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89. 
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon. 
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get. 
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert. 
42a: He will be an old man. 
42b: He will be Asian. 
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization. 
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English). 
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual. 
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching. 
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly. 
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible", "Indestructible", "Unbeatable" or "Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it. 
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast. 
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever. 
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female. 
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)

87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it. 
87a: They will become inactive very quickly. 
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.

88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved. 
89a: EVER. 
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light. 
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.

92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.

93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil. 
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die. 
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.

94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.

95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic. 
95a: None of them are powerless.

96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics. 
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.

97: "The Fur Covers Everything": If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered "indecent" or "objectionable" in public. They are thus not considered "naked", except possibly by other fur-covered people.

98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.

99: Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.

100: Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.

==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

15: Magical School's Nurse.

17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.

41: [[Waffle House #4741]]. Spoons are abundant. There is no Matrix.

35a&35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].

50: Travis.

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

85: Will.

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].

96: Phil Cartwright.

*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.

[[Category:Miscellaneous]]

Squato

2007-01-12T19:13:09Z

HomerNet:

Deadbeat dad to [[Xena]], occationally wears shoes on his head.

Is really messed up.

His head is like, a hotel or something. Or an apartment complex. Either way, there's a sitcom wating to happen in there... or a really strong reality television series... *Shudders*

Anyway, there are multiple personalities just waiting to come out under the right circumstances.

[[V5]] him, for instance, and he becomes the fearsome [[Squata]], vigilante psychopathic knife woman of doom. Turn him into a fox chick, and he becomes [[Vixa]], the hyper imaginative fun loving fox chick. who appears to be on a perpetual sugar high.

If you utter his true name, the universe simultaneously implodes and explodes and all fish become butter.

He created the [[Foxkin]].

[[Category:Bunnies]]