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Mayhem Laws of Physics

2008-05-11T00:36:31Z

Artiman: /* Some of the Laws */

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done. 
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]]. 
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social. 
4c: The only exceptions seem to be if the RP dies a quick death.

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period. 
12a: [[vampiress_kat]]'s character will usually fill this role.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced. 
16a: This is also true of Author-Man, with the added bonus of angsty pasts.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible. 
18a: Even if it would be out of character to do so.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: AkaraAri <strike>can play any role and do it well.</strike> tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to the plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever. 
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy. 
33a: So does Kalga. But not nearly as much as Lommy.

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot. 
34a: Unless your [Kalga]. But he always posts too fast

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters. 
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out. 
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger. 
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech. 
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try. 
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89. 
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]]. 
38c: Or Kalga. Cause he plays jerks. 
38d: ''Especially'' if played by [[Kum-El]]. See rules 4 and 86.

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon. 
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get. 
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert. 
42a: He will be an old man. 
42b: He will be Asian. 
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy. 
42d: And probably a pervert.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization. 
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English). 
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means. 
47b: The mute guy will still manage to be a smartarse. It's amazing how well signs work for that purpose.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual. 
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching. 
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly. 
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible", "Indestructible", "Unbeatable" or "Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it. 
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast. 
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic. 
77a: This may end up becoming a meta joke.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever. 
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female. 
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)

87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it. 
87a: They will become inactive very quickly. 
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.

88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved. 
89a: EVER. 
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light. 
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.

92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.

93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil. 
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die. 
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted. 
93c: Unless he stops participating in the RP before that can happen.

94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.

95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic. 
95a: None of them are powerless.

96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics. 
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.

97: "The Fur Covers Everything": If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered "indecent" or "objectionable" in public. They are thus not considered "naked", except possibly by other fur-covered people.

98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence. 
98a: No exceptions. Ever.

99: Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.

100: Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.

101: If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.

102: If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because "this is Mayhem". 
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase "This is Madness!"

103: [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy. 
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around. 
103b: Also expect Discworld references.

104: [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches. 
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character. Whether or not this effect is all in his head, however, is unapparent.

105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships. 
105a: Expect [[Saric Krass]]'s space-ships to be powerful to the point of absurdity.

106: [[Piebunny]]'s characters will be Australian. Even if he doesn't say they're Australian. 
106a: ESPECIALLY if he doesn't say they're Australian.

107: If [[Piebunny]] and [[Author-Man]] both have female characters, those characters will wind up being naked together at some point in the RP. It's only a matter of time. 
107a: This will not necessarily mean they are lesbians, however.

108: [[ChroniclerC]]'s characters are almost always non-morphic animals, shapeshifters, or both (shapeshifter with a non-morphic form). 
108a: Expect lycanthropy and/or white foxes.

109: Any female that [[Kalga]] plays will completely overshadow his male characters. 
109a: She will be a crybaby at some point.

110: All of [[vampiress_kat]]'s characters will either have a very large or infinite storage space of some sort. Even if it defies logic. 
110a: ESPECIALLY if it defies logic.

111: All of Kalga's female characters will be catgirls. Or godesses. Or something like that.

112: Don't let Kalga in a game. He WILL make it about catgirls.

113: If it's funny and you've seen it in a Warner Bros. cartoon it probably either has happened or will happen to Will Page. 
113a: The odds of this increase if it's a Law of Cartoon Physics.

114: 50% of characters involved with magic will end up with an Evil Clone or such. 10% of non-magical characters will also have this happen to them. 
114a:30% of those clones will be weaker than the main, 30% stronger, and 30% the same strength. The last 10% will be both stronger and weaker than the main. 
114a1: Refer to the quote "He may be stronger than you, but you have one thing he doesn't. 'Blank'"

115: Females played by Author-Man will probably be named after something he heard in an anime once. Or a gemstone. One or the other. 
115a: His males tend to be jerks.

116. All Characters made by [[Bain]] are jerks. 
116a. Except for the [[Bain]] in Fort Mayhem.

117. When Mind-controlled-bunny@_@ RPs a female in a non-loose RP, the RP will fail for reasons unknown.

==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

15: Magical School's Nurse.

17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.

41: [[Waffle House #4741]]. Spoons are abundant. There is no Matrix.

35a&35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].

50: Travis.

57: Things revealed by [[Krid]] usually take several hundred pages - ''at least''.

64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh. Also Seamus O'Rourke, though the RP did die before he saw a lot of action.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

87: H.G. Wells High, Magical School

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].

96: Phil Cartwright.

101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''

*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.

[[Category:Miscellaneous]]

Crow

2008-05-05T01:19:52Z

Artiman:

Name: Crow

Age: 27

Appearance: Crow is really slim for a pirate. He wears glasses when he isn't in the crow's nest because he is far sighted. He wears a bandana over his fire red hair and often wears shorts.

Personality: Crow is probably one of the smartest people on the ship; He is a huge bookworm. He stays to himself and the only people he talks openly to is the Captain and [[Sonny]] who often visits the crow's nest.

History: Crow is the son of a librarian women who found refuge on the ship. She was already pregnant when she first found refuge and died during birth because of the conditions she was under. His eye sight at a distance is excellent and his other senses are very good as well, which is why he was chosen as lookout.

Job: Lookout of the [[Moon Sailor]].

Mr. Finch

2008-05-05T01:14:03Z

Artiman:

Name: Mr. Finch is what everyone calls him.

Age: 22

Appearance: His hair is almost completely white and goes down past his shoulders when down though he almost always wears it in a ponytail. He isn't very tall 5' 7" at best.

Personality: Mr. Finch is a very happy man, makes friends easily. When it comes to brightness well... He is a wet match.

History: Mr. FInch was found on the open seas clinging to a piece of driftwood. Many of the crew think he somehow got brain damage from the experience, he certainly doesn't remember much before then.

Job: A Pirate aboard the [[Moon Sailor]].

Frank Raven

2008-05-05T01:09:35Z

Artiman:

Name: Frank Raven

Age: 25

Appearance: Raven is a tall muscular man. His facial features are rather sharp. He has has messy spiky dark violet hair. A long scar goes down the left side of his face crossing his eye which he wears an eye patch over.

Personality: He is a serious pirate if I ever did see one. He has about average intelligence, and likes a good party.

History: Raven was the son of another pirate who sailed with the captain and was good friends with him. His father died in the same fight that Raven earned his scar.

Job: Pirate aboard the [[Moon Sailor]]

Sonny

2008-05-05T01:03:40Z

Artiman:

Name: Sonny

Age: 15

appearance: Sonny is just below average height, he has sandy blonde hair and tan skin. He wears boots pants and a t-shirt and carries a gold watch with him, his only possession.

Personality: He aspires to travel the world on his very own ship navigating the high seas. He often gets a glazed in his eyes when looking at interesting maps because he imagines himself there one day. Because of these dreams he is willing to be adventurous even when the captain makes him go below deck. He is happy but serious when the adventure is at foot.

History: Sonny was brought aboard the ship when he was only 6 years old. The Captain brought him aboard one day and none of the pirates have questioned why he brought him to the ship and where he got him. He was put under the apprenticeship of the map coordinator and now is the ship's coordinator.

Job: [[Moon Sailor]]'s coordinator.

Mind-controlled-bunny@ @

2008-05-05T00:29:50Z

Artiman:

=David=
Forum Name: Mind-controlled-bunny@_@ (MCB works too)

Real Life Name: David

Sex: Male

Hmmm... yeah that about sums up me. Now for MCB who is much more interesting.

=MCB=
Name: Mind-controlled-bunny@_@

age: no clue

Sex: Male (usually)

Abilities: The original MCB is able to mind control various people, forum goers etc. and has a touch of magic that is used sparingly.

Race: Could be anything at the moment, I haven't really decided. (whatever I've been transformed into most recently?)

level:√-1

MCB: just is, he doesn't really have a past but his personality began from mine and slowly was shaped and warped by the mayhem that is mayhem. Often times post he makes will not make sense though deep down we all know he's right.

==MCB in certain RPs==

MCB while usually being consistent throughout the entire mayhem has one or two or three variants. Some of these variants include

*OOCKillers MCB: In OOC killers MCB possesses very powerful light and dark magic, he is able teleport many people at a time using his light magic. Currently MCB is not inside OOC killers. His presence can be found in the first few pages. Observers may call him overpowered but in OOCKillers there really is no such thing.

*LPWMCB: He just recently entered the world of LPW through his closet. I don't know what magic or knowledge he has in this RP but it should turn out interesting.

*ITAVTRASMCB: It takes a village to raise a Seynolu is one of the rps where MCB does control at least some powerful magic. About halfway through it was assumed he did not have magic by [[Kalga]] because he did not use any. The truth is that he does control magic but uses it sparingly.

=Other Characters=

[[Professor Thorn]] - Mayhem University

[[Jonathan]] - Mayhem University

[[Janet]] - Mayhem University

[[Crow]] - [[LPW]]

[[Mr. Finch]] - [[LPW]]

[[Frank Raven]] - [[LPW]]

[[Sonny]] - [[LPW]]

[[Moon Fig]] - [[LPW]]

more to come...

Mind-controlled-bunny@ @

2008-05-05T00:28:08Z

Artiman:

Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

2008-04-27T16:22:28Z

Artiman: /* New Characters */

'''Last Post Wins''' is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of lead-taking occurred in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], though it is not quite so sinister as that.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

A date of note would be the 18 of April when LPW broke, the winner was [[OzLionHeart]].

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a Pavilion, a Hotel, [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtains]] flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]] - The real Lommy.
*[[CLommy2]] - His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]] - His full-sized female version.
*Lommina - A shrunken clone of Lommella.
*2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]] - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]] - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]] - His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]] - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]] - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]] - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]] - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]] - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]] - His sisterish lady.
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]] - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]] - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]] - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*[[Salmartia]] - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]] - One cooool cat.
*[[Rihal]] - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Ajac]] - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.
*[[Alatrahazar]] - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.
*[[KF-Oz]] - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle.
*Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.
*[[Bain]] - Ctarl-Ctarl. An Ice Mage. Very Powerful. Different from Kalga Ctarl-Ctarl.
*[[Beede]] - Looks like a marble. Thinks like a human. Ripped out of his world without warning, and trying like hell to get back to it before it's too late... (no spoiler for you! :P )

=="Comes and Goes" Characters==
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]] - [[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature ([[Glorph]])as a lover.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]] - Likal's older sister, with an affinity for nature.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]] - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]] - [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimensional.
*[[Whackamole]] - Resident alchemist. Female at present, and still a Mole.
*[[Xena]] - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]] - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.

==New Characters==
*[[The Tourist]] - Kinda like a non-immortal male Salmartia, only crossed with some Kender fearlessness. Human, carrying around tonnes of magical gear.
*[[Beasteam]] - A steampunk avatar of [[LittleBeast]].
*[[Courtney Daymine]] - Mutant girl from another universe, arrived in LPW by accident. Her only fear is that one day, she might have to return home...
*[[Kalga]] - Ctarl-Ctarl mage. Very powerful.
*Ganurath - Magic user. Recently moved in near the former Lair of the FRE.
*[[Bain]] - Half Cait Sidhe Scotsmen. An Ice Mage. Curently has no clue whats going on.
*[[vampiress_kat|Rina]] - Just randomly strolled in, seeking/offering chocolate and inquiring as to the location/purpose/existence of LPW.
*[[Mind-controlled-bunny@_@]] - He accidently walked into LPW through his closet. He now is searching for the portal back.

==Inactive Characters==
*Dave(Davecom3)- A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.
*Debra(Davecom3)-Dave's alter-ego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who has been split off from Dave by the Dewitchery Diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Bat]] - Anthro-bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the [[carrot..?]] version.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.
*[[Author-Man|Authorette-Cat]] - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Vixen]] - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Currently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.
*[[INVOTZ-esque Loztein]] - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.
*[[KFPB]] - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servant of Lord Spectre
*[[Warlof]] - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]] - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]] - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
*[[Dayantis]] - The guy with the thing.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]] - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]] - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Joat Delia]] - Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Draco Blazer]] - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]] - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]] - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]] - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]] - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]] - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]] - Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]] - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[Akiva]] - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

== Major Locations ==
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''Map not to scale.''
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] - Nothing bad can happen there.
**The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.
*The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.
**The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**Mal's Ice Palace - [[Malachy19|Malachy]] lives here.
**Kepiena's "Castle" - A house built in a cloud. Fliers welcome.
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
**[[Dimitri's Citadel]] - It's Dimitri's home.
**Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest.
**Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake. Very spooky. Also, contains:
***Various Islands
***Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
**The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
*The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house.
**Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.
*The Meadow - Grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy.
**Lily Pond - A pond with an accurately descriptive name. And frogs, you gotta have frogs.
*The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]] - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]] - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane (see [[The Crossover Wars]]).
**[[Lemur Station]] - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of [[Lemurteam]]'s favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, ''in'') the moon. Home of [[Sky]] (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]] - Home of [[Voey]], VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]] - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]] - Home of [[Eddie]], Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]] - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
*Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.

[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]

Mind-controlled-bunny@ @

2008-04-19T02:13:30Z

Artiman: /* MCB in certain RPs */

=David=
Forum Name: Mind-controlled-bunny@_@ (MCB works too)

Real Life Name: David

Sex: Male

Hmmm... yeah that about sums up me. Now for MCB who is much more interesting.

=MCB=
Name: Mind-controlled-bunny@_@

age: no clue

Sex: Male (usually)

Abilities: The original MCB is able to mind control various people, forum goers etc. and has a touch of magic that is used sparingly.

Race: Could be anything at the moment, I haven't really decided. (whatever I've been transformed into most recently?)

level:√-1

MCB: just is, he doesn't really have a past but his personality began from mine and slowly was shaped and warped by the mayhem that is mayhem. Often times post he makes will not make sense though deep down we all know he's right.

==MCB in certain RPs==

MCB while usually being consistent throughout the entire mayhem has one or two or three variants. Some of these variants include

*OOCKillers MCB: In OOC killers MCB possesses very powerful light and dark magic, he is able teleport many people at a time using his light magic. Currently MCB is not inside OOC killers. His presence can be found in the first few pages. Observers may call him overpowered but in OOCKillers there really is no such thing.

*LPWMCB: He just recently entered the world of LPW through his closet. I don't know what magic or knowledge he has in this RP but it should turn out interesting.

*ITAVTRASMCB: It takes a village to raise a Seynolu is one of the rps where MCB does control at least some powerful magic. About halfway through it was assumed he did not have magic by [[Kalga]] because he did not use any. The truth is that he does control magic but uses it sparingly.

=Other Characters=

Professor Thorn - Mayhem University

Jonathan - Mayhem University

Janet - Mayhem University

Mind-controlled-bunny@ @

2008-04-16T02:23:31Z

Artiman:

=David=
Forum Name: Mind-controlled-bunny@_@ (MCB works too)

Real Life Name: David

Sex: Male

Hmmm... yeah that about sums up me. Now for MCB who is much more interesting.

=MCB=
Name: Mind-controlled-bunny@_@

age: no clue

Sex: Male (usually)

Abilities: The original MCB is able to mind control various people, forum goers etc. and has a touch of magic that is used sparingly.

Race: Could be anything at the moment, I haven't really decided. (whatever I've been transformed into most recently?)

level:√-1

MCB: just is, he doesn't really have a past but his personality began from mine and slowly was shaped and warped by the mayhem that is mayhem. Often times post he makes will not make sense though deep down we all know he's right.

==MCB in certain RPs==

MCB while usually being consistent throughout the entire mayhem has one or two or three variants. Some of these variants include

*OOCKillers MCB: In OOC killers MCB possesses very powerful light and dark magic, he is able teleport many people at a time using his light magic. Currently MCB is not inside OOC killers. His presence can be found in the first few pages. Observers may call him overpowered but in OOCKillers there really is no such thing.

*LPWMCB: He just recently entered the world of LPW through his closet. I don't know what magic or knowledge he knows in that universe but it should turn out interesting.

*ITAVTRASMCB: It takes a village to raise a Seynolu is one of the rps where MCB does control at least some powerful magic. About halfway through it was assumed he did not have magic by [[Kalga]] because he did not use any. The truth is that he does control magic but uses it sparingly.

=Other Characters=

Professor Thorn - Mayhem University

Jonathan - Mayhem University

Janet - Mayhem University

Mind-controlled-bunny@ @

2008-04-16T01:59:53Z

Artiman:

Forum Name: Mind-controlled-bunny@_@ (MCB works too)
Real Life Name: David
Sex: Male

Hmmm... yeah that about sums up me. Now for MCB who is much more interesting.