Socks

From Egs Mayhem

The neutrality of this article is disputed.

"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel."

Contents 1 Invention: 2 Also, they're evil. 3 Sock Supporters 4 Anti-Sock Activists 5 Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them (BWDLWSATTPtGBWTOPIBWDAOT)

Invention:

Socks were invented when primitive men living in climes too cold for them decided to go outside in the snow. They killed animals, skinned them, and wrapped them around their feet. This was in the bad old days, before anyone knew how to TF themselves into a catkin to keep warm.

Also, they're evil.

You read it. Socks are bad. Don't wear 'em, or the Owl will use you for legwarmers.

Sock Supporters

• TeddVerres

Anti-Sock Activists

• VOR

Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them (BWDLWSATTPtGBWTOPIBWDAOT)

• Cameo
• AlmostReadytoFly