Kraggi

From Egs Mayhem

Kraggi is unarguably the sexiest beast alive. Period. End of story. Game over. GAME OVAH, MAN, GAME OVAH. GET IN DEE CHOPPA NAU, INDEEEE!

His best friends include the sezzy David Gilmour and the whole of The Who. He's also very close to a particular muggle of unknown origins and name, with whom he enjoys wand shows and discussing his sexiness.

He is also completely insane. Or is that just his characters? It's hard to tell... But nonetheless, he is insane in a totaly sexy way.

Sven will get you, that he will.

Also, Kraggi thinks that the entire internet is populated by fat old guys with combovers. Such as HQ. Note that since he is himself on the internet, he must think he is himself a fat old guy with a combover unless he is completely insane. However we already established that he is completely insane, so that point is void.

He appears as the insane leader of the Gal-Zabor gang in Ed Bunny, PI.