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| - | A pack given to a brand new bunny (usually after their ribcage recovers from the crushing weight of a mass [[glomp]]. It contains the following items, although the giver of said pack is free to add in their own unique additions: | + | A pack given to a brand new bunny (usually after their ribcage recovers from the crushing weight of a mass [[glomp]]). It contains the following items at a minimum, although the giver of said pack is free to add in their own unique additions: |
| - | + | *A basic [[TF gun]] | |
| - | + | *A six pack of [[unlabelled soda]] | |
| - | + | *A [[Squirrel Teddy]] | |
| - | + | *A [[dead fish]] | |
| - | + | *A cookie (generally wrapped in shiny plastic) | |
== Unique Additions == | == Unique Additions == | ||
As stated above, a pack giver is free to add their own special piece of equipment along with the N-Pack. Here is a compiled list of such items. | As stated above, a pack giver is free to add their own special piece of equipment along with the N-Pack. Here is a compiled list of such items. | ||
| - | Piebunny gives out Small Blue Big Red Buttons, which are noted for having imploded the universe 4 times so far. | + | *[[A Fan]] gives Chibification Pistols and instructions on how to combine them with TF Guns. |
| - | + | *[[agmlego]] gives out a hand-forged pocketknife and a 30m coil of braided Kevlar marine rope. The knife is as sharp as you could possibly want it, and then a little more, while the rope is as strong as you need it plus a lot more. | |
| - | Squato gives an Emu from an emu farm. This may or may not fit in the bag the rest of the pack comes with. | + | *[[Ajac]] usually presents draft cards, but it is unlikely he will continue to do so after the [[Crossover Wars]] |
| - | + | *[[AlmostReadytoFly]] gives out copies of the pineapple cheesecakes he received, along with a catapult. | |
| + | *[[Bain]] gives out Claymores of Scottish-ness, to tie into the fact the character Bain has a slight scottish accent. When Bain remembers it. | ||
| + | *[[broken_hero]] gives out a suit of scavenged and cobbled together armor from the detritus following the Crossover Wars. | ||
| + | *[[Campsoup1988]] gives out large round nerd glasses that look square when look at the wearer's profile with Tedd features | ||
| + | *[[catldr24]] gives out beanie babies, which he also gives for birthdays. | ||
| + | *[[ChronosCat]] gives a catnip mouse and a ball of yarn. If only one Newbie is being greeted, the items will share a color chosen on a whim. | ||
| + | *[[Drow Bunny]] usually hands out drow-made item sets along with the standard newbie pack. | ||
| + | *[[Ineluki]] gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting Portals, useful for escaping mad science laboratories. | ||
| + | *[[Kalga]] gives out random pieces of trash or junk, with a extravagant suffix. Also gives Yarnballs of Distaction, and Tassels of Clairvoyance, which may or may not be clairvoyant. | ||
| + | * Mandros gives out an unending cooler of canadian beer that will only open if you are over 18 | ||
| + | *[[MDM]] gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting tractor beams, useful for acquiring objects out of reach, and jars of Atomic Fireballs. | ||
| + | *[[mixedintrests]] gives out Shiny Blue Fairy Dolls. | ||
| + | *[[Piebunny]] gives out [[Small Blue Big Red Buttons]], which are noted for having imploded the universe 4 times so far. | ||
| + | *[[PixelHead777]] gives out mood rings. High-quality mood rings that are 100% accurate, not those cheap things. | ||
| + | *[[User:SethSara]] hands out a [[Locke of Sara's Hair]], though they haven't been in the newbie thread for a long time now. | ||
| + | *Back when he handed out Newbie Packs, [[TeddVerres]] always included a [[TF Gun Kamikazi Add On]]. | ||
| + | *[[Squato]] gives an Emu from an emu farm. This may or may not fit in the bag the rest of the pack comes with. | ||
| + | *[[The Kool]] hands out an [[Infinite Bag of Dice]], complete with extensive warning labels. | ||
| + | *[[vampiress_kat]] gives out a random plushie from her collection of EGS cast plushies. | ||
| + | *[[Zerras]] Will offer the choice of, a copy of [[Cat Chicks Magazine]] or a [[Cup of Living Coffee Goo]] | ||
(I'm done for now. add your own special things in, as I can't really think of all that many- Ciennas) | (I'm done for now. add your own special things in, as I can't really think of all that many- Ciennas) | ||
| + | (Added me, and couldn't remember any more-- cat) | ||
| + | (Added myself — A Fan) | ||
| + | (Added myself too - v_k) | ||
| + | (Added me - Anky) | ||
| + | (Campsoup1988 was here) | ||
| + | (Slid myself in-Ajac) | ||
| + | (Added mahself- Kalga) | ||
| + | (Added Myself- Bain) | ||
| + | (Added Myself- Seth/Sara) | ||
| + | (Added Myself- broken_hero) | ||
| + | (Added Myself because I can- PixelHead777) | ||
| + | (Ditto to PixelHead777 -- agmlego) | ||
| + | (Added myself, Ineluki and mixedintrests; put the list in alphabetical order by user-name. -- ChronosCat) | ||
| + | (Can't forget the bag - Kool)(Added Myself- Mandros) | ||
| + | [[Category: Objects]] | ||
Current revision as of 06:07, 16 December 2012
A pack given to a brand new bunny (usually after their ribcage recovers from the crushing weight of a mass glomp). It contains the following items at a minimum, although the giver of said pack is free to add in their own unique additions:
- A basic TF gun
- A six pack of unlabelled soda
- A Squirrel Teddy
- A dead fish
- A cookie (generally wrapped in shiny plastic)
Unique Additions
As stated above, a pack giver is free to add their own special piece of equipment along with the N-Pack. Here is a compiled list of such items.
- A Fan gives Chibification Pistols and instructions on how to combine them with TF Guns.
- agmlego gives out a hand-forged pocketknife and a 30m coil of braided Kevlar marine rope. The knife is as sharp as you could possibly want it, and then a little more, while the rope is as strong as you need it plus a lot more.
- Ajac usually presents draft cards, but it is unlikely he will continue to do so after the Crossover Wars
- AlmostReadytoFly gives out copies of the pineapple cheesecakes he received, along with a catapult.
- Bain gives out Claymores of Scottish-ness, to tie into the fact the character Bain has a slight scottish accent. When Bain remembers it.
- broken_hero gives out a suit of scavenged and cobbled together armor from the detritus following the Crossover Wars.
- Campsoup1988 gives out large round nerd glasses that look square when look at the wearer's profile with Tedd features
- catldr24 gives out beanie babies, which he also gives for birthdays.
- ChronosCat gives a catnip mouse and a ball of yarn. If only one Newbie is being greeted, the items will share a color chosen on a whim.
- Drow Bunny usually hands out drow-made item sets along with the standard newbie pack.
- Ineluki gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting Portals, useful for escaping mad science laboratories.
- Kalga gives out random pieces of trash or junk, with a extravagant suffix. Also gives Yarnballs of Distaction, and Tassels of Clairvoyance, which may or may not be clairvoyant.
- Mandros gives out an unending cooler of canadian beer that will only open if you are over 18
- MDM gives out TFG Mod Kits for shooting tractor beams, useful for acquiring objects out of reach, and jars of Atomic Fireballs.
- mixedintrests gives out Shiny Blue Fairy Dolls.
- Piebunny gives out Small Blue Big Red Buttons, which are noted for having imploded the universe 4 times so far.
- PixelHead777 gives out mood rings. High-quality mood rings that are 100% accurate, not those cheap things.
- User:SethSara hands out a Locke of Sara's Hair, though they haven't been in the newbie thread for a long time now.
- Back when he handed out Newbie Packs, TeddVerres always included a TF Gun Kamikazi Add On.
- Squato gives an Emu from an emu farm. This may or may not fit in the bag the rest of the pack comes with.
- The Kool hands out an Infinite Bag of Dice, complete with extensive warning labels.
- vampiress_kat gives out a random plushie from her collection of EGS cast plushies.
- Zerras Will offer the choice of, a copy of Cat Chicks Magazine or a Cup of Living Coffee Goo
(I'm done for now. add your own special things in, as I can't really think of all that many- Ciennas) (Added me, and couldn't remember any more-- cat) (Added myself — A Fan) (Added myself too - v_k) (Added me - Anky) (Campsoup1988 was here) (Slid myself in-Ajac) (Added mahself- Kalga) (Added Myself- Bain) (Added Myself- Seth/Sara) (Added Myself- broken_hero) (Added Myself because I can- PixelHead777) (Ditto to PixelHead777 -- agmlego) (Added myself, Ineluki and mixedintrests; put the list in alphabetical order by user-name. -- ChronosCat) (Can't forget the bag - Kool)(Added Myself- Mandros)
