MOOMANiBE

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MOOMANiBE Is a kittycat... But he is also a cow superhero! Not to be confused with SuperCow from Cow & Chicken, don't want them crazy lawyers after us with copyright infringement issues!

He is also Scrawny Lad in his spare time. :P

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ArtStuffs

Moom does Artstuffs. He has a page at http://moomanibe.deviantart.com/ He suffers from two major problems in his art. One is his LSE, the other is rabid Bunnies (Like KillerFish and FerretBob) who plague him with cries of Make a Comic

Stuffs

Moom does other stuffs too. It's exciting. For instance, Moom designed the statue of liberty, the Berlin wall, and the buildings containing the legislature of 23 different nations.

RPs and Stuffs

Fluff

  • Is actually 1/16 penguin due to a mad scientist around the beginning of the 20th century.
  • MOOMANiBE is actually not a anthro feline he just is that hairy
  • Subsists on only 15 minutes of sleep a week, due to a caffeinated skin patch.
  • Never blinks.
  • Eats rusted chunks of scrap iron for breakfast.
  • Can lift large trucks with one hand.
  • Once played a perfect golf game of 18 holes in one.
  • Invented ninjas.
  • Has learned and memorized all 11 Secret Herbs & Spices.
  • Has a not-so-secret admirer
  • Owns a magic flying motorcycle, used primarily to tailgate passenger jets and to freak people out by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of The Twilight Zone
  • Lives by the motto "I put the laughter in manslaughter!".
  • It is said that a bracelet made from a lock of his hair on the night of a full moon will grant incredible powers to its possessor, but nobody seems to know exactly what powers...
  • Once challenged Satan to a game of Dance Dance Revolution, but it ended prematurely when a power failure shut down the game.
  • When he ran into Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr T, all he could do was laugh at them.

Same Fluff, but poorly translated into German

  • Wirklich ist der Penguin 1/16 wegen eines wütenden Wissenschaftlers um den Anfang des 20. Jahrhunderts.
  • Subsists auf nur 15 Minuten Schlaf ein Woche, wegen a caffeinated Hautflecken.
  • Blinkt nie. * Ißt verrostete Klumpen des Alteisens zum Frühstück.
  • Kann große LKWas mit einer Hand anheben.
  • Spielte einmal ein vollkommenes Golfspiel von 18 Bohrungen in einer.
  • Erfundene ninjas.
  • Hat alle 11 sich geheimen Kräuter u. Gewürze erlernt und gemerkt.
  • Hat einen Nicht-sogeheimnis Bewunderer
  • Besitzt ein magisches Fliegenmotorrad, heraus benutzt hauptsächlich zu den Hinterverkleidung Passagierstrahlen und zu den ungewöhnlichen Leuten, indem reenacting die „Mann auf dem Flügel“ Episode der Dämmerung-Zone
  • Leben durch das Motto „ich setzte das Gelächter in Manslaughter!“ ein.
  • Es wird gesagt, daß ein Bracelet, der von einer Verriegelung seines Haares auf der Nacht eines Vollmonds gebildet wird, unglaubliche Energien seinem Besitzer bewilligt, aber niemand scheint, genau zu kennen, welches … antreibt
  • Einmal herausgefordertes Satan zu einem Spiel der Tanz-Tanz-Revolution, aber er beendeten vorzeitig, als ein Stromausfall das Spiel schloß.
  • Als er Vin Diesel, Klemme Norris und Herrn T traf, sollte aller, den er tun könnte, an ihnen lachen.

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