Zolis

From Egs Mayhem

new arrival at the fort and just getting a lay of the land.

Equipment: One TF gun
One Cookie wrapped in shiny plastic
One Dead Fish
One Squirrel Teddy
Five Cans of unlabled Soda
A rubber stamp depicting a broken brain
A shieldgrenade
A fishy stick
scroll of geno whirl
shiny hubcap
can of mackerel
a gasmask
goldfish in a bag full of water
a scimitar*
M3 Advanced Combat Uniform
M7 Free-Electron Laser Carbine
M9 Free-Electron Laser Pistol
M12 Vibrobayonet
Dress uniform

((Edited to include breaks as it was murder on the eyes.-MDM))