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			<title>DreamWeavers RP</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/DreamWeavers_RP</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* People Signed up so far */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;One day, all over the world, a small group suddenly and mysteriously collapsed and fell into comas. The people seem to have nothing in common but all collapsed at the exact same time. News spread of this strange occurrence quickly, but despite everything, the people would not wake up. As worried onlookers watched, they all asked the same question; what happened to these people?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The &amp;quot;victims&amp;quot; in question would all wake up in a strange world. Their appearances, voices, even genders, almost everything about them was different. And not only that, they all seem to have gained special abilities like many others in the strange world. Why are these people here? Could it be some kind of contact between worlds? Some sort of prophecy being played out? Or maybe it's just a coincidence. Whatever the reason, it seems someone wants them gone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Basically, the RP will start with all the characters waking up in this other world and from there, they'll end up fighting an evil overlord or saving the world from some sort great evil, not sure which yet.&lt;br /&gt;
Character appearance can be almost anything, furries, people with wings, people with animal features, normal looking humans with odd colored hair, basically anything you want. Characters will also have at least one special ability given to them. both appearance and abilities will depend on the person's true self, who they really are and not what everyone else sees them as in their original world.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== People Signed up so far ==&lt;br /&gt;
These people have both expressed interest and posted character bios.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkE]] (GM)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OzLionHeart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alex_Mage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cheez]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[mind-controlled-bunny@_@]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jenerix525]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zacair]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Piane]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jfan999]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[kgirl1992]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The thread(s) ==&lt;br /&gt;
The discussion/signup thread can be found [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&amp;amp;t=101279&amp;amp;st=0&amp;amp;sk=t&amp;amp;sd=a here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
List of posted bios can be found [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=3262786#p3262786 here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The RP itself can be found [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&amp;amp;t=101373&amp;amp;start=0&amp;amp;st=0&amp;amp;sk=t&amp;amp;sd=a here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:RPs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 11:38:58 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:DreamWeavers_RP</comments>		</item>
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			<title>TWAT</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/TWAT</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[Terran Weaponed Armada Troops]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:29:52 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:TWAT</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Terran Weaponed Armada Troops</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Terran_Weaponed_Armada_Troops</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The Terran Weaponed Armada Troops, commonly abbreviated to TWAT, are a military organisation allied with the [[EGS Defense Force]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The TWAT space fleet consists of battlecruisers, carriers and fighters.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Battlecruisers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The TWAT fleet has two different kinds of battlecruiser: the ''Obliterator''-class and the ''Business''-class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===''Obliterator''-class===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Weapons:''' Plasma cannons, sound cannons, a variety of missiles and torpedoes based on Kwaktonium-743, the Really Really Big Gun&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fighters:''' None&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Advantages:''' Durable, useful weapons array, relatively fast&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Disadvantages:''' Old, mostly obsolete, cannot carry fighters&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Note:''' The [[Giant Spaceship Thing o' Doomness]] is an ''Obliterator''-class ship.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===''Business''-class===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Weapons:''' Plasma cannons, laser cannons, EMP generators, Kwaktonium-743 weapons, the Really Really Big Gun&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fighters:''' None&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Advantages:''' Durable, useful weapons array, relatively fast, newer model&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Disadvantages:''' Cannot carry fighters&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Note:''' Updated version of the ''Obliterator''-class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Carriers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The TWAT fleet has only one kind of carrier: the ''Algebra''-class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===''Algebra''-class===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Weapons:''' Plasma cannons, sound cannons, EMP generators, Kwaktonium-743 weaponry, railguns, laser cannons, the Really Really Big Gun&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fighters:''' Large consignment of J-251 Wasps and L-253 Hornets&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Advantages:''' Built like a Sherman tank, bristling with weapons and fighters&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Disadvantages:''' Slow, not very manoeuvrable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fighters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
TWAT space forces include two classes of fighter: the J-251 Wasp and L-253 Hornet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===J-251 Wasp===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Weapons:''' Twin wing-mounted laser cannons&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Mothership:''' ''Algebra''-class carrier&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Advantages:''' Fast, lightweight, manoeuvrable&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Disadvantages:''' Short-range only, no heavy weaponry&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===L-253 Hornet===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Weapons:''' Twin wing-mounted laser cannons, single EMP generator&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Mothership:''' ''Algebra''-class carrier&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Advantages:''' Fast, lightweight, manoeuvrable, newer model&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Disadvantages:''' Short-range only, no heavy weaponry&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Note:''' Updated version of the J-251 Wasp.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Discontinued Ships==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The ''Extermination''-class battlecruiser and the K-252 Bumblebee are no longer in use.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===''Extermination''-class''===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Weapons:''' Plasma cannons, sound cannons, a variety of missiles and torpedoes based on Kwaktonium-743&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fighters:''' None&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Reason for discontinuation:''' Made obsolete by ''Obliterator''-class&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===K-252 Bumblebee===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Weapons:''' Twin wing-mounted laser cannons, single EMP generator&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Mothership:''' ''Algebra''-class carrier&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Reason for discontinuation:''' Tended to explode without warning, stupid name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossover Wars]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:23:30 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Terran_Weaponed_Armada_Troops</comments>		</item>
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			<title>MNCAN</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/MNCAN</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;MNCAN (full name Mayhem News and Current Affairs Network) is Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
It was for a while under [[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]'s control, after he defected to the side of the Evil Overlords United, hijacked the signal and nuked the studio from orbit. As of 29 January 2008, the station is now back in the hands of its original owners, and broadcasting all the news that's fit to broadcast.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:mncan.png|frame|The logo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Slogans==&lt;br /&gt;
*WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.&lt;br /&gt;
*TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.&lt;br /&gt;
*NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.&lt;br /&gt;
*WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.&lt;br /&gt;
*ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.&lt;br /&gt;
*BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007.&lt;br /&gt;
*IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT.&lt;br /&gt;
*And many more.....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Staff==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Artmoogle]] - Does occasional field reports.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Benjamin Dover]] - MNCAN's most prolific and probably most famous reporter. Currently filling in for Richard Head until he is rescued.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brick Butterwalk]] - MNCAN's man about town.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cortanya]] - AI form of Anya. Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crispy Baines]] - Sports, also hosts a talk show.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hugh R. Watching]] - [[Main forum|EGS Main]] correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jack R. Lope]] -  Another man about town.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[James Dandy]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joel Robertson]] - RL correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John Fro]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Justin D. Nickerthyme]] - Outer space correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kate Defoe]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kenneth Wefixit]] - Portal Central correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Miles Sinkau]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Head]] - Anchorman.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Robert Ferapples]] - Reports on [[Let's Count to a Million!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rodger van Mortis]] - Obituaries.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squirt Mudbottom]] - Gossip reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stanley Duppanshout]] - Reports on [[MY ROCK!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Theresa Green]] - [[Fort Mayhem]] correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Toni Zerranati]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Programs and Subsidiary Channels==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crispy Baines]]' unnamed talk show.&lt;br /&gt;
*The KyGreg Show.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mayhem Tonight - A current-affairs program. &amp;quot;For when you just don't give a damn about real news.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*MSN - Mayhem Sports Network. &amp;quot;Not just an IM client anymore!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rivals==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BSNBC]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=96303 Tune in!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:MNCAN]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:51:04 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:MNCAN</comments>		</item>
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			<title>MNCAN</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/MNCAN</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;MNCAN (full name Mayhem News and Current Affairs Network) is Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
It is currently under [[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]'s control, after he defected to the side of the Evil Overlords United, hijacked the signal and nuked the studio from orbit. The current fate of the station is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:mncan.png|frame|The logo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Slogans==&lt;br /&gt;
*WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.&lt;br /&gt;
*TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.&lt;br /&gt;
*NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.&lt;br /&gt;
*WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.&lt;br /&gt;
*ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.&lt;br /&gt;
*BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007.&lt;br /&gt;
*IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT.&lt;br /&gt;
*And many more.....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Staff==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Artmoogle]] - Does occasional field reports.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Benjamin Dover]] - MNCAN's most prolific and probably most famous reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brick Butterwalk]] - MNCAN's man about town.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cortanya]] - AI form of Anya. Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crispy Baines]] - Sports, also hosts a talk show.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hugh R. Watching]] - [[Main forum|EGS Main]] correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jack R. Lope]] -  Another man about town.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[James Dandy]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joel Robertson]] - RL correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John Fro]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Justin D. Nickerthyme]] - Outer space correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kate Defoe]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kenneth Wefixit]] - Portal Central correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Miles Sinkau]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Head]] - Anchorman.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Robert Ferapples]] - Reports on [[Let's Count to a Million!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rodger van Mortis]] - Obituaries.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squirt Mudbottom]] - Gossip reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stanley Duppanshout]] - Reports on [[MY ROCK!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Theresa Green]] - [[Fort Mayhem]] correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Toni Zerranati]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Programs and Subsidiary Channels==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crispy Baines]]' unnamed talk show.&lt;br /&gt;
*The KyGreg Show.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mayhem Tonight - A current-affairs program. &amp;quot;For when you just don't give a damn about real news.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*MSN - Mayhem Sports Network. &amp;quot;Not just an IM client anymore!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rivals==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BSNBC]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=96303 Tune in!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:MNCAN]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:52:20 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:MNCAN</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Mayhem Laws of Physics</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Mayhem_Laws_of_Physics</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Some of the Laws==&lt;br /&gt;
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3: No ID Checks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.	&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
24: AkaraAri &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;can play any role and do it well.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;26a: Unless it is important to the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
40: There will always be a triangle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
42: There will be one martial arts expert.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42a: He will be an old man.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42b: He will be Asian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
44: There will be an evil organization.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;
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60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.&lt;br /&gt;
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61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
65: If a character says that he/she is &amp;quot;Invincible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Indestructible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Unbeatable&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Immortal&amp;quot;, they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
68: There is always at least one catgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
73: Nothing important happens during time warps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
81: Don't question DEM. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
85: Knock!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87a: They will become inactive very quickly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89a: EVER.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93c: Unless he stops participating in the RP before that can happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
95a: None of them are powerless.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
97: &amp;quot;The Fur Covers Everything&amp;quot;: If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered &amp;quot;indecent&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;objectionable&amp;quot; in public. They are thus not considered &amp;quot;naked&amp;quot;, except possibly by other fur-covered people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
99:  Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
100:  Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
101:  If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
102:  If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because &amp;quot;this is Mayhem&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase &amp;quot;This is Madness!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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103:  [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
104:  [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character. Whether or not this effect is all in his head, however, is unapparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
105a: Expect [[Saric Krass]]'s space-ships to be powerful to the point of absurdity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
106: [[Piebunny]]'s characters will be Australian. Even if he doesn't say they're Australian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
106a: ESPECIALLY if he doesn't say they're Australian.&lt;br /&gt;
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107: If [[Piebunny]] and [[Author-Man]] both have female characters, those characters will wind up being naked together at some point in the RP. It's only a matter of time.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Exceptions==&lt;br /&gt;
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
15: Magical School's Nurse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
41: [[Waffle House #4741]].  Spoons are abundant.  There is no Matrix.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
35a&amp;amp;35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Travis.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
57: Things revealed by [[Krid]] usually take several hundred pages - ''at least''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
67: Kylie and Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
70: Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
85: Will.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
87: H.G. Wells High, Magical School&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
90: Driftersverse and Wingies.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
96: Phil Cartwright.&lt;br /&gt;
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101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>MNCAN</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/MNCAN</link>
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&lt;div&gt;MNCAN (full name Mayhem News and Current Affairs Network) is Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
It is currently under [[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]'s control, after he defected to the side of the Evil Overlords United, hijacked the signal and nuked the studio from orbit. The current fate of the station is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:mncan.png|frame|The logo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Slogans==&lt;br /&gt;
*WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.&lt;br /&gt;
*TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.&lt;br /&gt;
*NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.&lt;br /&gt;
*WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.&lt;br /&gt;
*ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.&lt;br /&gt;
*BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007.&lt;br /&gt;
*IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT.&lt;br /&gt;
*And many more.....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Staff==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Artmoogle]] - Does occasional field reports.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Benjamin Dover]] - MNCAN's most prolific and probably most famous reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brick Butterwalk]] - MNCAN's man about town.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cortanya]] - AI form of Anya. Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crispy Baines]] - Sports, also hosts a talk show.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hugh R. Watching]] - [[Main forum|EGS Main]] correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jack R. Lope]] -  Another man about town.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[James Dandy]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joel Robertson]] - RL correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John Fro]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Justin D. Nickerthyme]] - Outer space correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kate Defoe]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kenneth Wefixit]] - Portal Central correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Miles Sinkau]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Head]] - Anchorman.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Robert Ferapples]] - Reports on [[Let's Count to a Million!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rodger van Mortis]] - Obituaries.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squirt Mudbottom]] - Gossip reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stanley Duppanshout]] - Reports on [[MY ROCK!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Theresa Green]] - [[Fort Mayhem]] correspondent.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Toni Zerranati]] - Field reporter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Programs and Subsidiary Channels==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crispy Baines]]' unnamed talk show.&lt;br /&gt;
*The KyGreg Show.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mayhem Tonight - A current-affairs program. &amp;quot;For when you just don't give a damn about real news.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*MSN - Mayhem Sports Network. &amp;quot;Not just an IM client anymore!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=96303 Tune in!]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:MNCAN]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Mayhem Laws of Physics</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Some of the Laws */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Some of the Laws==&lt;br /&gt;
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3: No ID Checks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.	&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
24: AkaraAri &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;can play any role and do it well.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;26a: Unless it is important to the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
40: There will always be a triangle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
42: There will be one martial arts expert.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42a: He will be an old man.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42b: He will be Asian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
44: There will be an evil organization.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
65: If a character says that he/she is &amp;quot;Invincible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Indestructible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Unbeatable&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Immortal&amp;quot;, they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
68: There is always at least one catgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
73: Nothing important happens during time warps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.&lt;br /&gt;
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80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
81: Don't question DEM. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
85: Knock!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87a: They will become inactive very quickly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89a: EVER.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
95a: None of them are powerless.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
97: &amp;quot;The Fur Covers Everything&amp;quot;: If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered &amp;quot;indecent&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;objectionable&amp;quot; in public. They are thus not considered &amp;quot;naked&amp;quot;, except possibly by other fur-covered people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
99:  Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
100:  Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
101:  If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
102:  If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because &amp;quot;this is Mayhem&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase &amp;quot;This is Madness!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
103:  [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
104:  [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
106: [[Piebunny]]'s characters will be Australian. Even if he doesn't say they're Australian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
106a: ESPECIALLY if he doesn't say they're Australian.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Exceptions==&lt;br /&gt;
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
15: Magical School's Nurse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
41: [[Waffle House #4741]].  Spoons are abundant.  There is no Matrix.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
35a&amp;amp;35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Travis.&lt;br /&gt;
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64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
67: Kylie and Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
70: Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
85: Will.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
87: H.G. Wells High, Magical School&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
90: Driftersverse and Wingies.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
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96: Phil Cartwright.&lt;br /&gt;
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101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''&lt;br /&gt;
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*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>Mayhem Laws of Physics</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Some of the Laws==&lt;br /&gt;
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
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1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3: No ID Checks.&lt;br /&gt;
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4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.&lt;br /&gt;
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5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
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11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.	&lt;br /&gt;
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19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
24: AkaraAri &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;can play any role and do it well.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;26a: Unless it is important to the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.&lt;br /&gt;
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29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.&lt;br /&gt;
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36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.&lt;br /&gt;
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37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
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40: There will always be a triangle.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
42: There will be one martial arts expert.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42a: He will be an old man.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42b: He will be Asian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
44: There will be an evil organization.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
65: If a character says that he/she is &amp;quot;Invincible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Indestructible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Unbeatable&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Immortal&amp;quot;, they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
68: There is always at least one catgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
73: Nothing important happens during time warps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.&lt;br /&gt;
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80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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81: Don't question DEM. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.&lt;br /&gt;
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84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Knock!&lt;br /&gt;
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86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87a: They will become inactive very quickly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89a: EVER.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
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94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.&lt;br /&gt;
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95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
95a: None of them are powerless.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
97: &amp;quot;The Fur Covers Everything&amp;quot;: If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered &amp;quot;indecent&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;objectionable&amp;quot; in public. They are thus not considered &amp;quot;naked&amp;quot;, except possibly by other fur-covered people.&lt;br /&gt;
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98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
99:  Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
100:  Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.&lt;br /&gt;
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101:  If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.&lt;br /&gt;
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102:  If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because &amp;quot;this is Mayhem&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase &amp;quot;This is Madness!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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103:  [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around.&lt;br /&gt;
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104:  [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships.&lt;br /&gt;
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106: [[Piebunny]]'s characters will be Australian. Even if he doesn't say they're Australian.&lt;br /&gt;
106a: ESPECIALLY if he doesn't say they're Australian.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Exceptions==&lt;br /&gt;
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Magical School's Nurse.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: [[Waffle House #4741]].  Spoons are abundant.  There is no Matrix.&lt;br /&gt;
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35a&amp;amp;35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Travis.&lt;br /&gt;
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64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylie and Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Will.&lt;br /&gt;
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87: H.G. Wells High, Magical School&lt;br /&gt;
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88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: Driftersverse and Wingies.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
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96: Phil Cartwright.&lt;br /&gt;
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101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''&lt;br /&gt;
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*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>Mayhem Laws of Physics</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Some of the Laws */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Some of the Laws==&lt;br /&gt;
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.&lt;br /&gt;
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1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by&lt;br /&gt;
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2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.&lt;br /&gt;
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3: No ID Checks.&lt;br /&gt;
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4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.&lt;br /&gt;
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5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.&lt;br /&gt;
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6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.&lt;br /&gt;
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8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.&lt;br /&gt;
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9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
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11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.&lt;br /&gt;
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12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.&lt;br /&gt;
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13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;
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14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.&lt;br /&gt;
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16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.	&lt;br /&gt;
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19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.&lt;br /&gt;
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20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.&lt;br /&gt;
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21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.&lt;br /&gt;
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22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*&lt;br /&gt;
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23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---&lt;br /&gt;
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24: AkaraAri &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;can play any role and do it well.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.&lt;br /&gt;
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25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.&lt;br /&gt;
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26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;26a: Unless it is important to the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.&lt;br /&gt;
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29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.&lt;br /&gt;
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31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.&lt;br /&gt;
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32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.&lt;br /&gt;
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33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
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34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.&lt;br /&gt;
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36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.&lt;br /&gt;
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37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].&lt;br /&gt;
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39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
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40: There will always be a triangle.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.&lt;br /&gt;
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42: There will be one martial arts expert.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42a: He will be an old man.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42b: He will be Asian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
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44: There will be an evil organization.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.&lt;br /&gt;
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45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.&lt;br /&gt;
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48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.&lt;br /&gt;
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49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.&lt;br /&gt;
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54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].&lt;br /&gt;
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55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.&lt;br /&gt;
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56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.&lt;br /&gt;
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57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.&lt;br /&gt;
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58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;
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60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.&lt;br /&gt;
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61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.&lt;br /&gt;
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62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.&lt;br /&gt;
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63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.&lt;br /&gt;
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64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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65: If a character says that he/she is &amp;quot;Invincible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Indestructible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Unbeatable&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Immortal&amp;quot;, they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
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68: There is always at least one catgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
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69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.&lt;br /&gt;
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71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.&lt;br /&gt;
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72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.&lt;br /&gt;
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73: Nothing important happens during time warps.&lt;br /&gt;
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74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.&lt;br /&gt;
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75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
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78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.&lt;br /&gt;
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79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.&lt;br /&gt;
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80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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81: Don't question DEM. Ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.&lt;br /&gt;
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84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Knock!&lt;br /&gt;
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86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87a: They will become inactive very quickly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89a: EVER.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.&lt;br /&gt;
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91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.&lt;br /&gt;
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92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
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94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.&lt;br /&gt;
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95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
95a: None of them are powerless.&lt;br /&gt;
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96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.&lt;br /&gt;
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97: &amp;quot;The Fur Covers Everything&amp;quot;: If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered &amp;quot;indecent&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;objectionable&amp;quot; in public. They are thus not considered &amp;quot;naked&amp;quot;, except possibly by other fur-covered people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
99:  Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.&lt;br /&gt;
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100:  Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.&lt;br /&gt;
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101:  If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
102:  If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because &amp;quot;this is Mayhem&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase &amp;quot;This is Madness!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
103:  [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
104:  [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
106: [[Piebunny]]'s characters will be Australian. Even if he doesn't say they're Australian.&lt;br /&gt;
106a: ESPECIALLY if he doesn't say they're Australian.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Exceptions==&lt;br /&gt;
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Magical School's Nurse.&lt;br /&gt;
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17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: [[Waffle House #4741]].  Spoons are abundant.  There is no Matrix.&lt;br /&gt;
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35a&amp;amp;35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Travis.&lt;br /&gt;
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64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylie and Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Will.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: Driftersverse and Wingies.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
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96: Phil Cartwright.&lt;br /&gt;
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101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''&lt;br /&gt;
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*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Miscellaneous]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Death of Mayhem:Hub</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Death_of_Mayhem:Hub</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Characters, Posters, and Original RPs */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;It's happened to you.  You spend a long time(or even a little time) making a backstory, personality, etc. etc. for your character...&lt;br /&gt;
And then the RP dies.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well this is an outlet for that.  A place where characters from dead RPs can hang out and possibly even do Mayhem some good.&lt;br /&gt;
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== GM ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[LittleBeast]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Premise ==&lt;br /&gt;
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There is an organization in Mayhem.  A somewhat large yet undiscovered organization.  One branch of this organization has the job of monitoring RPs, watching the activity, and noting when they die.  One of the executives in this branch has the job title &amp;quot;Death of Mayhem&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Another executive in this branch, job title &amp;quot;Eyes of Mayhem&amp;quot;, is the chief in the monitoring department, and also has good critical and tactical thinking skills.  Seeing the multitude of RPs that have died out over time, he began to worry about the whole of Mayhem dying.  He thought about it, and was struck by an idea.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
His idea was this: To have a team of characters from dead RPs which would go into other dead RPs and attempt to revive them.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
He told the idea to his superiors, who approved and subsequently put him in charge of the project.  But this left him in a quandary, for while he had good critical and tactical thinking, his public speaking skills were rather on the other end of the scale.  So he went to his colleague and friend, &amp;quot;Death of Mayhem&amp;quot;, and asked if he might be his liason.  An arrangement was promptly made.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Eyes of Mayhem&amp;quot;, seeing a potential problem, also set up a system to handle situations in which the RP of a member of the organization was successfully revived.  In such a situation, a member would have three choices:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*1. To use a &amp;quot;Perfect Cloner&amp;quot; to duplicate themselves; one copy would return to the RP, the other remain in the organization.&lt;br /&gt;
*2. To remain in the organization and desert the RP entirely.&lt;br /&gt;
*3. To return to the RP and take their leave from the organization.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Occurrences thus far/Current events ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The RP has not yet started.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rules ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*1. General forum rules apply, obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*2. Unless otherwise stated by the GM, each poster may have only two characters in the organization at one time.&lt;br /&gt;
*3. All characters except &amp;quot;Death of Mayhem&amp;quot; and GM-operated characters must be from a dead RP.&lt;br /&gt;
*4. Bios may be copied from the original bios, but must include, in addition to standard bio fields, their original RP(or most recent, if they have transferred before) and a short summary of what occurred in the RP, if it is important.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Characters, Posters, and Original RPs ==&lt;br /&gt;
Note that not all characters are confirmed, even if they do not say unconfirmed.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[&amp;quot;Eyes of Mayhem&amp;quot;]] - [[LittleBeast]], originates here.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[&amp;quot;Death of Mayhem&amp;quot;]] - [[Ajac]], originates here.&lt;br /&gt;
*Various Hub personnel/occupants - Mostly [[Littlebeast]], originate here.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leah Cunningham]] - [[Whackamole]], [[Meta-Human Twilight RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dodi]] - [[Whackamole]], [[MFPCT]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[James Calliger]] - [[Guessmyname]], [[A Cursed Few]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joanna Killgore]] - [[Guessmyname]], [[Elements RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Assayfa AlAzir]] - [[Author-Man]], [[Fae RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nikolai]] - [[Author-Man]], [[Fae RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] - [[Piebunny]], several RPs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Eric - [[twilightdusk]], [[Chibi-Puppeteers RP]].  Comes with puppet, Akuri.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sutarousha Drayco]](Drayco is his given name) - [[Drayco]], [[Rising Moon RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Joe - [[Nokvok]], unstated RP, unconfirmed&lt;br /&gt;
*[[C-f3]] - [[Nokvok]], unstated RP, unconfirmed&lt;br /&gt;
*May - [[Matthlord]], KH2 RP&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Morgen Queller]], [[Zacair]], [[Mages: The Awakening]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Connor Izauku]], [[jfan999]], [[Heroes and Villains RP]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>El Cheapo Industries</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/El_Cheapo_Industries</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Elcheapo.JPG|frame|The El Cheapo logo.]]El Cheapo Industries is a transnational, possibly interplanetary, corporation renowned for its shoddy, shoddy products and lax safety standards. Basically it's like the Virgin Corporation except with more cheap crap. At least one of its subsidiaries (namely El Cheapo Airlines) is owned by [[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Its motto is &amp;quot;We Build Good&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Subsidiaries==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread|El Cheapo Airlines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*El Cheapo Entertainment Systems&lt;br /&gt;
*El Cheapo Nuclear Power&lt;br /&gt;
*El Cheapo Volatile Chemical Storage&lt;br /&gt;
*El Cheapo Explosives&lt;br /&gt;
*El Cheapo Pharmaceuticals&lt;br /&gt;
*El Cheapo Construction&lt;br /&gt;
*[[MNCAN]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Incidents==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Many of its planes, notably El Cheapo Airlines Flight 13, have crashed on a deserted [[The Island|island]] in the Pacific. &lt;br /&gt;
*A VR system failed, transporting its user to the island as well.&lt;br /&gt;
*It is rumoured that El Cheapo was partly responsible for Chernobyl.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:MFPCT]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Companies]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>The World We Live In</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_World_We_Live_In</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* The World */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
So, there's this planet, one of many millions in the universe. It seems to have drawn the attention of several godlike beings (we'll call them gods for now). And they've created life on this planet, each for their own purposes. But after a certain event has cut off a large amount of their powers, they are now in a position to ''really'' influence matters personally...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Players==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Reaver225]] (GM), as Flux, God of Evolution &amp;amp; Maintenance&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Atashi-Cloud]] as Myst Kumorigachi, Goddess of Knowledge &amp;amp; Instinct&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Author-Man]] as Seigyoku Ryo, Goddess of Ice &amp;amp; Rain&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Brylian_Troy]] as Dream, Goddess of Imagination&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Cheez]] as [[Cruach]], God of War &amp;amp; Pain&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkE]] as Chewy, God of Chaos &amp;amp; Insanity&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[FerretBob]] as Fnarl Bostron, God of Atheism &amp;amp; Trade&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome]] as the Namless One or the God Mage, God of Change &amp;amp; Magic&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Lohti]] as Blaze, God of Fire &amp;amp; Craftmanship&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Loztein]] as VersLarbae'''Shraek''', God of Beasts &amp;amp; Honour&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Piebunny]] as Omo, God of Laundry&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Teleros]] as [[Turaer]], God of Order &amp;amp; Discipline &amp;amp; [[Arcia]], Goddess of Space-time&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Twilightdusk]] as Lunia, Goddess of Dreams &amp;amp; Water&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[VOR]] as Vernik, God of Love &amp;amp; Poison&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Youwillneverknow]] as Gesk, God of Water &amp;amp; Balance&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The World==&lt;br /&gt;
The latest version of the world map.&lt;br /&gt;
[http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2339/twwimn6.png World Map]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Nations of TWWLI RP|Nations]]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''No Man's Jungle'''&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No Man's Jungle is a sprawling, dense area stretching from the centre of the Bren Mountains to the western border of the Miritin Republic. Dark, forbidding and devoid of any traces of civilisation, it is one of the few places left unconquered by man or any of the other major races. Naturally, rumours abound as to what lies within - a Fallen Champion, dragons, beasts of Shraek, an ancient elven city - but none of them have been confirmed, and the gods aren't telling either.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Starstruck Mountain'''&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
In ages past, a small asteroid struck the top of this mountain, destroying the peak and leaving a circular basin in its place, with the remains of the asteroid forming a small hill in the centre. Turaer noticed and, bored, decided to put the basin to use - namely as a meeting place for the gods (the last one in his own heaven having gone from bad to catastrophic when Chewy showed up). Crystal-clear water was added to create a small lake around the remains of the asteroid, and benches added around the outside. In the centre hovered a model of the world, accurate down to the last living thing and showing even the clouds as they moved. Rather predictably, the whole meeting place was perfectly symmetrical from any point of view, but it was eventually accepted as a useful meeting place, and has been used as such since then.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Races==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Races of TWWLI RP|Detailed Information]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Humans&lt;br /&gt;
*Elves&lt;br /&gt;
*Dwarves&lt;br /&gt;
*Orcs&lt;br /&gt;
*Dragons&lt;br /&gt;
*Goblins&lt;br /&gt;
*Seakie (Lunia's chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
*Kitsune (Myst Kumorigachi's chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
*Kityumi (Subrace of the Kitsune)&lt;br /&gt;
*Mysidians (Seigyoku Ryo's chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
*Slimes (Chewy's chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
*Fallen Champions (Only 3 left, 2 imprisoned, the third in hiding)&lt;br /&gt;
*Ellarwi (Omo's chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
*Reoars (Gesk's chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
*Gnomes (Flux's chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
*Vuylxcen (Shraek's chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
*Fnarls (Fnarl's chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hirin (Fnarl's other chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
*Trolls (Fnarl's other chosen people)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Magic==&lt;br /&gt;
'''True Magic'''&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
True magic involves people going through various incantations and so on to cast spells - it takes a long time to cast (fastest for a simple spell is something like 20 minutes) but can have very powerful effects - eg massive cloak field, grand telekinesis etc etc. Limited by endurance/ability - using big stuff drains people, and you need experience to build up strength. This is why older people make better mages. Anyones races living very long would make good mages, but they wouldn't breed as much. It does not come from the gods, but is something inherent to the planet. The actual magic comes from concentrating on a certain ideal or particular way of thinking, which produces a corresponding external effect; this means that anything that is sentient or even mildly intelligent can produce True Magic to an extent. Almost all magic effects are endothaumic (requires energy input) barring countering magics - something skilled mages can do to disrupt other's spells.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Divine magic'''&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Magic that comes from the gods and is based around their domains. They come in two forms, Lesser Powers and Greater Powers. Lesser powers are inherent abilities (for example a fire god would probably grant his followers a lesser power of invunerability to heat, so they would be able to walk over lava without suffering, a goddess of water's people can turn into fishy things or something like that). Greater powers are more active stuff (Fire god grants fireballs! A knowledge goddess might get divination). Lesser powers are passed on by genetics and tend to stay race specific (if a god doesn't choose a race, no lesser power for them) and work even if they no longer worship you. Greater powers are given by the god personally, usually to clerics/whatever. They can only handle certain amounts, but it takes not much training and can do moderately big feats with the aid of their god. Can be given to any worshipper.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Gods themselves have very great control over their individual domains, but cannot do anything outside them. So a Storm god wouldn't be able to do telekinesis for one. However, sucking out the heat out of the air is close enough to fire for a fire domain god to do that.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Arcane Magic'''&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Magic stolen from the gods. Some are born with the gift/curse that they can use god-powers. Arcane mages can use all the Greater powers instinctively but none of the Lesser ones, and it is possible for them to draw too much power, resulting in their gruesome and usually ironic death (overuse of water magic, they dehydrate. Senses magic? They go blind, deaf and numb. Fire magic? Burning to death?). They are also sometimes hunted for their impudence of using god's magic.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Magic Notes'''&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Divine magic - pretty simple, though mortals can't handle all the energies that a god can so gods limit their total energy going to them to prevent them dying.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Arcane magic - Less control, and there's no god limiter. Take in too much divinelike energy, SPLORCH or other unpleasant sounds.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
There aren't many continuous spells, most stuff would need constant power to keep going. Range requires more power, also stronger spells need more power too.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yes, some metals can block magic - placeholder for list&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:  RPs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Nations of TWWLI RP</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Nations_of_TWWLI_RP</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Lorem City */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This is for [[The World We Live In]] RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Duchy of Cimmeros==&lt;br /&gt;
Surrounded on three sides by inhospitable mountains and the sea on the other, the Duchy is a rich and wealthy human maritime trading nation (most consider it the maritime trading nation), with ships visiting practically every port. Its wealth allowed it to construct the High Cathedral of Turaer - even though its people are not particularly devout followers of that particular deity (they're a pretty eclectic, cosmopolitan bunch actually). It has very little land to build on though - the country is little more than the capital Cimmeros, farmland, forests for timber and rugged mountains known for coal and iron deposits, but little else.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Although it has only a small army (chiefly concerned with watching what few mountain passes exist in the interior of the country and maintaining order in the capital), it has a large and well-run navy, feared by pirates and known for enforcing the Duchy's free trade ideals.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beyond trade though, the Duchy has few plans: what colonies it has abroad are either small and rather insignificant or little more than a port for Cimmerian ships, and its good relations with most countries means it is often a mediator between them.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The Duchy also has a fairly strong following for Fnarl Bostron, as the god of trade, but they tend to gloss over the whole atheism business.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Kruge Empire==&lt;br /&gt;
If the Duchy of Cimmeros is the political heart of Turaer's church, then the Kruge Empire is the religious heart of it. A sprawling, heavily forested kingdom, it grew from Krugedorf to encompass first the mercantile Union of Valdspar, followed by Kittle, Bren and Oschland. Further expansion was halted by the jagged peaks of the Bren Mountains and the tenacious warriors of the neighbouring nations. Despite the occasional small victory though, these countries still resist to this day.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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A primarily human nation, Kruge nevertheless has a sizeable (mostly civilised) orcish and (civilised when sober) dwarf population, both of which contribute heavily to its excellent army. Whatever the species though, most Krugans share a stoic, serious attitude and are very devout - more Divine Champions come from the Empire than any other single nation.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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If the strength of Kruge is its large and professional army (at close to a hundred thousand strong it's one of the largest around), its weakness is its size: with a population of some four hundred million spread over such an area, the Emperor's Chancellor of the Arcane Arts spends much of his time co-ordinating the Empire and ensuring that the central government knows what is happening. Somewhat inevitably, things slip through the cracks despite the best efforts of the Imperial Bureaucracy and the Chancellor's spellcasters.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite its aggressive nature, the Empire gets on fairly well with the Duchy of Cimmeros, its northern neighbour. The Duchy is canny enough to realise what a vast market the Empire is, which in turn leaves the Cimmerans alone and helps it police the long Krugan coastlines.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Empire is also well known for its overseas... interests. There have been half a dozen invasions of Hyksos and Kultaln, with varying degrees of success, but as of the latest round of negotiations the Krugans are more-or-less back to their own borders, with just a few fortified colonies abroad.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The kingdom of Hyksos== &lt;br /&gt;
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The Kingdom of Hyksos is a nation in the north of Dolor Sit-Amet. It used to be a multitude of smaller nations, but these were conqurered, their lands added to it. Because of this, there are many cities and large towns dotted around the country. The kings of Hyksos stopped their expansion long ago, but the country still has a large standing army, which is often loaned out as mercenaries to allied nations. As well as the main Kingdom, there are a couple of small colonies on the northwestern coast of Lorem. The kingdom's main exports (other than soldiers) are furs- mainly bear, wolf, ETC, worked bone products (Knife/sword handles, combs, ETC), whale oil, timber, amber, silver and iron. (Raw materials as well as worked goods) &lt;br /&gt;
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The religion of the kingdom is very diverse, with pretty much every deity worshipped. Majority worship of a particular deity in some regions is common. Cruach's following is mainly in the northeast and the God of metalworking is worshipped mainly in the west.&lt;br /&gt;
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The climate is pretty cold, with snow most of the year. The North has snow year-round, while the South has a wet spring and a temperate summer. The kingdom is heavily forested with pine in most parts. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Kingdom has a problem with pirates. While generally not as good as the Cimmerans, coastal Hyksos often make good sailors. Some trade, others pirate. Many do both. These pirates sometimes venture down to Cimmeran waters and they often prey on ships, no matter what nationality, off their own coastline and those of their neighbours. The Hyksos Navy does try to combat them, but many officials are corrupt and so little is actually done, and when something does happen, the pirates soon know of it, so the Hyksos navy often makes a raid on a suspected pirate base to find a peaceful fishing village. Once they're gone, the pirates return from the island or cove they were hiding out in and laugh.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hyksos is divided into eight provinces-&lt;br /&gt;
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*Hyksos Province- The original kingdom. The seat of government and the richest province. Home of the world's second largest temple to Cruach. Majority religion- diverse &lt;br /&gt;
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*Temple Province- Owned by the Great Temple. Not required to pay taxes like the other provinces. Provides the Hyksos Army's best troops. Majority religion- Cruachist. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Northern Province- Snow, rocks and trees. Was invaded mainly to stop raids into Hyksos territory and attacks on shipping by bands of natives. Northerners considered 'barbarian savages' by most other people. Many Northerners join the Hyksos Army, where they are often used as skirmishers and berzerkers. The poorest province. Majority religion- Mainly Cruachist and Verslarbaeshraekist &lt;br /&gt;
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*Helvinthona province- A province. Nothing special. Majority religion- diverse. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Erycya Province- Mainly agricultural. Majority religion- possibly Verslarbaeshraekist (animals) or an NPC God of Agriculture.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Itium Province- The location of most of Hyksos' iron mines. Majority religion- Mainly Cruachist in the east, [Lohti's god]ist in the west. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Silberneslund Province- Name means 'land of silver'. Source of pretty much all Hyksos silver. The second richest province. Majority religion- almost entirely [Lohti's god]ist. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Ostkaste Province- The East coast of Hyksos. There are a couple of large ports in this province. Its main industries are fishing, whaling and piracy. Despite the risk of being attacked by pirates, many traders frequent the ports. Hyksos Navy ships are available as escorts, but these come at a high price for any ship not being used for official Hyksos purposes. Silver from Silberneslund Province is often taken here by road or river and then either sold to traders in the ports or stored until summer, when the Northern waters are passable, ten taken to the treasury in Hyksos (city). majority religion- Luniaism and Fnarl Bostromism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ellarwi Territory==&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ellarwi, Omo's chosen race, inhabit a rainforest basin in Lorem's southeast. Being a &amp;quot;lost race&amp;quot;, they have no cities, though they suspect they did have some, once. They tend to just generally wander around in the basin, living a nomadic life in touch with nature. At least until they try to wash it, that is. Then nature gets irritated. Things aren't so pretty after that.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ellarwi territory is separated from the rest of the continent of Lorem by the nigh-impassable Armes mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Etaoin Shrdlu==&lt;br /&gt;
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Omo's followers who are not Ellarwi live in this somethingocracy. It's called a somethingocracy because nobody's quite sure who runs the place- it just sort of happens.&lt;br /&gt;
The two main cities of Etaoin Shrdlu are its capital, the bustling port city of Port Aliqua, and Radion Pass, a city that fills up the only navigable pass through the Armes Mountains into Ellarwi territory.&lt;br /&gt;
Its primary exports are minerals, crops and rare jungle products. The Etaoinians regularly send expeditions into the Ellarwi's rainforest basin to collect fruit, bark, leaves, roots and so forth. These more often than not turn out to be useful, like containing medicines and stuff. The Etaoinians are not aware of the Ellarwi, mainly because the Ellarwi, as has been established, are lost.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Kingdom of Peraldor==&lt;br /&gt;
The chief opponent to the Kruge Empire's expansion over the continent of Ipsum, Peraldor is dominated by vast prairies home to herds of buffalo and the like. The prairies are also the heart of its army: its cavalry are exceptionally good. It has had some success recently against the Krugans, capturing Perasgarde and holding it in spite of the Empire's best efforts.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike the Krugans, the Peraldans don't worship any particular god, although Shraek, Turaer and Cruach figure prominently, given the nation's military bent. Like the Kruge Empire though, Peraldor is a primarily human nation, with substantial dwarven minorities in the Bren Mountains &amp;amp; Frozen Mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Miritin Republic==&lt;br /&gt;
Miritin was until fairly recently a part of Peraldor, and the breadbasket of the kingdom. Inhabited by a mix of humans, gnomes and elves in the north and dwarves and goblins in the south, it tended to be largely untouched by the war with the Kruge Empire, and so a more peaceful culture flourished: Myst Kumorigachi, Flux, the God Mage, Lunia and Dream all featured prominently.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
These religious differences eventually came to a head when the central government in Peras attempted to form a national religion - but one severely lacking in the gods worshipped in what would become Miritin. Fighting broke out just as the Kruge Empire invaded: facing a war on two fronts, Peras itself was almost captured by the Krugans. In desperation the revolutionaries were granted independence, and thus the Miritin Republic was formed.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, the Republic has grown in standing: it's capital is, if not as cosmopolitan as Cimmeros, very nearly so, and it has many excellent schools of engineering. No longer just the breadbasket of Peraldor, its foodstuffs can be found from Hyksos to Kultaln, as can many of the engineering marvels it produces. Although the Republic does have a well equipped and professional army, it is fairly small, and used more to discourage its neighbours from invading than anything else.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Kingdom of Antior==&lt;br /&gt;
An old elven kingdom, Antior once stretched as far south as No Man's Jungle. It was pushed back not through war or disease, but actually through the rapid influx of humans into its southern territories. These humans, living apart from the elves, formed their own unofficial government and militia, until eventually Peraldor simply swallowed up the territory; the elves having long been resigned to this move and unable to seriously oppose the human nation in battle.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Antior has remained hidden behind the treacherous swamps in its south and the Bren Mountains to the west, preferring to ignore and be ignored than get involved in international affairs. Although it does a fair bit of trade with various other nations, it is nonetheless an isolated kingdom, content in its worship of Lunia, Turaer and Omo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Kingdom of Ourest==&lt;br /&gt;
A large orcish kingdom, without Ourest it is likely that Peraldor would have fallen to the Krugans many centuries ago. Although central authority is weak in this clan-based, Cruach &amp;amp; Shraek -dominated kingdom, most of the tribal chieftains have realised the danger the Krugans pose to their own way of life and as such regiments of Ourest mercenaries are a common sight whenever Peraldor's army takes to the field of battle.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Despite many humans and other species thinking them similar to the trolls that follow Fnarl Bostron in the west, the Ourest orcs have little to do with Fnarl's followers - save for the usual cross-border raids and the like. Even the Cimmeran colony is raided occasionally - once it was even sacked - but the rulers of Ourest have little direct control beyond the capital, and it is generally understood that raiding the clan responsible isn't a problem so long as the attack isn't too disproportionate.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Lorem City==&lt;br /&gt;
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Lorem City was founded by all the nations of Lorem (other than the Ellarwi, of course, seeing as they're... y'know... lost and all) as a neutral place for said nations to meet, trade and negotiate. It is home to Lorem's equivalent of the UN. Lorem City and its surrounds are not a &amp;quot;country&amp;quot; per se, but it does have laws, the most significant being that no nation may attack any other nation within the borders of the &amp;quot;neutral zone&amp;quot; (the grey area surrounding and including the city).&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Lorem City has a largish population and thriving commerce. There is no predominant religion in Lorem City; every god of Lorem has at least one temple there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Lorem City also has a Thaumaturgical Research Institute, which is constantly developing new magitech-type devices. The magitechnology produced is available to all nations in Lorem, should they happen to desire it. The current focus is on transport: Lorem being a large continent, quick and easy methods of getting around are quite necessary.&lt;br /&gt;
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Geographically, Lorem City sprawls across two hills and down to the shore. Upon each hill stands a tower: the eastern tower the Thaumaturgical Research Institute, the western tower the Lorem Union building.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>The Crossover Wars</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Crossover_Wars</link>
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&lt;div&gt;==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
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It can be said that good and evil are a matter of perspective, and that measures taken by those defending their land may be just as bad as those taken by the attackers. These two theories were tested to the fullest during the crisis that was the Crossover Wars of 2007, when Bunnies and CRFH Boardies went head to head with an evil the like of which they had never seen before...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The [[Operation Lagomorph]] comic chronicles some of the action between [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fleet.html FLEET], the [[EGS Defence Force|EGS-DF]] and the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]]'s forces.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Beginnings==&lt;br /&gt;
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In early 2007, a band of villains known as the Evil Overlords United, led by the sinister [[Netpoet22|Editor]], launched an attempt to conquer the webcomic universes. Using a technology called DRACO (Dimensional Realities Arcane Crossover Organiser), they subdued world after world in devastating blitzkriegs, leaving the inhabitants reeling. Then one day, EGS appeared on one of their monitors... &lt;br /&gt;
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==The Arming and the Retreat==&lt;br /&gt;
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In response to their observations of EGS, the Bunnies in the [[Main Forum]] began arming themselves against an attack from the EOU, believing it to be coming soon. However, the Overlords noticed the arming of the Bunnies and decided that attacking a place geared up for war would be suicide, and seemingly focused their efforts elsewhere. Not for long, however...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Agent Bunny Comes==&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 4, 2007, the Overlords sent a spy into the forums, to learn the tactics of the Bunnies and sow dissent. This spy was known as Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
At the same time, a poster named Death Bunny entered the Invasion Thread and signed up for training.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 10, Agent Bunny infiltrated a TF gun warehouse and placed DRACO beacons on some of the crates, allowing a stockpile of TF guns to fall into the hands of the EOU.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 16, things took a dramatic turn- [[Amon Star]] accused Death Bunny of being the mole. Death Bunny was immediately arrested and put on trial, but found not guilty due to lack of evidence. Many apologised, but several remained unconvinced.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 20, a message was sent to travelling webcomic character [[Scale]], whose creators were kidnapped by the EOU. While the bunnies waited for a response, they remained divided and suspicious as to just who Agent Bunny might be...&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Attack on the Funky Horror and Agent Bunny's Discovery==&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 24th, the Head Alien launched an assault on the [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fhei.html Funky Horror], using Agent Bunny's DRACO beacons to bypass any defences. The assault ended when HA's forces captured several spaceships.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Meanwhile, things were heating up in the frantic search for Agent Bunny. Finally, on April 27th, Loweko made this post.....&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Ah, Death Bunny. Found not guilty by a jury of your peers, and so proud of yourself for getting off scot free. A newbie, and therefore one with access to all that bright, shiny equipment because of course EGS took you in and gave you a TF gun... and no doubt you've been hanging around a lot of storage places over the last few weeks. If a newbie wanders around a sensitive area, why, he's clearly just gotten a bit lost. Perfectly understandable.&lt;br /&gt;
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But it's amazing what a background check will turn up, and my Counterintelligence people have discovered you're not a forumite at all. You're a character from Impy &amp;amp; Avery. A webcomic currently plagued by mysterious forcefield technology.&lt;br /&gt;
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In other words, no doubt trying to curry favour with your overlords to avoid the invasion of I&amp;amp;A, you're working to give them EGS instead. You're Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
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Men? Take him alive ''if it is reasonably practicable.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Death Bunny confessed immediately, and began to fight his way out. A huge battle ensued, with many bunnies injured. However, the victory eventually went to the forces of Bunnydom, Death Bunny just escaping with his life... and a mysterious scrap of paper, which the Overlords were delighted to see...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Preparations In Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
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The growing crisis was not being ignored in Mayhem. General [[KylenPhylar]] realised that Mayhem needed to be equally defended against attack by the EOU, as it would be EGS' first line of defence. To this end, [[Fort Mayhem]] was set up, and the [[Waffle House]] was requisitioned as the Head Planning Office for the [[EGS Defence Force]]. All these measures were designed to defend against the attack everyone knew was coming, but never quite expected when it did...&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Battle of Mayhem: War Comes Home==&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 2, 2007, war broke out on two fronts: in the damaged mall where Anya and Squata had fought, which was invaded by EOU droids, and at the Head Planning Office itself, which the Head Alien attacked directly, abducting all forces stationed there. Bunny forces quickly began fighting back at the Mall, with the first Bunny casualty being General [[Amon Star]], who was warped back to Fort Mayhem for medical attention. After being pushed back, the [[EGS Defence Force]] was able to cordon off the EOU droids and call in an orbital bombardment. The EOU droids eventually retreated to EOU headquarters, the first victory in the Battle of Mayhem. However, [[Ciennas]] was badly damaged in the battle.&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after, droids were spotted in one of the parks. Bunny forces immediately converged on the park, little knowing that a multidimensional attack on a DRACO portal by [[A Fan]] had opened a dimensional rift at the Mall, unleashing horrible Lovecraftian monstrosities there.  The rift was eventually sealed thanks to the actions of [[A Fan]], Hidden Sanity and [[Jorlem]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The battle at the Park ended when the [[Hammer o' Justice]] bombarded it, reducing it to a smoking crater.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There was a brief crisis as [[A Fan]], Mal, [[Teleros Fireheart|Teleros]] and [[Jenny Collins]] fought to repair a Tear in space-time at the mall. They succeeded, but were flung to the four points of the compass. Meanwhile, a horde of zombie catgirls had to be defeated.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;With the battle at the mall over, bunnies began heading to the spaceport for the next stage in the battle...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fighting Back==&lt;br /&gt;
The Head Alien had used the captured ships to attack the [http://drunkenscribblings.comicgenesis.com Drunken Scribblings] webcomic, but ships from FLEET were close behind, engaging the Head Alien's fleet in orbit. Meanwhile, a strike force was set up by [[Anya]] to board the Head Alien's ship and rescue [[Ankhareon]], [[Ajac]], [[Stardrake]] and [[Jstone]], who had been abducted during the attack on the Head Planning Office. A secondary force, consisting of a diverse group of bunnies and many NPCs, was dispatched to re-capture the stolen board vessels, and inadvertently rescued [[Jstone]], [[Stardrake]], and [[Anky]], who had been left on a Fanworks after the Head Alien took Ajac to his flagship.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;It was about this time that Mayhem's first news channel, [[MNCAN]], began broadcasting. Originally transmitting news of the Crossover Wars, it diversified into RPs quite quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On May 19, over in the Main Forum, Chaos logged [[Scale]] in on one of her creator's accounts. She discovered the forum, and was met warmly by the bunnies therein.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On May 30, a group of bunnies and characters including [[Amon Star]], [[Cheez]] and [[Ed Bunny]] finally ran into the Head Alien aboard a ship. Head Alien threatened to kill Ajac with some sort of gun, but MolTARE stepped in and, stating that Head Alien looked like &amp;quot;a thing of honour&amp;quot;, challenged him to settle the matter the Board way- a game of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornington_Crescent_(game) Mornington Crescent], winner took all. However, it soon reached its endgame when Head Alien managed to name Mornington Crescent. It was then that what is arguably the dirtiest trick in the Wars was pulled- despite being the winner, Head Alien was immediately zapped into something horrible by a TF tank and Ajac retrieved anyway. Though this did help rescue Ajac, an opinion poll by MNCAN on the streets of Mayhem revealed that many citizens could not help but think that this was not the honourable thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Head Alien managed to zap himself back to normal with a discarded TF gun, however, he was presumably killed (though no body was ever found...) when FLEET fired a massive rock at his ship at one-third lightspeed, which caused it to explode for some reason.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On July 4, Ajac finally returned to Mayhem, prompting a huge celebration. However, the Wars were far from over...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Excursions Abroad==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Liberating Too Many Authors===&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 24, 2007, the sprite comic [http://www.drunkduck.com/Too_Many_Authors Too Many Authors] was invaded by the EOU. While initially turning down the EGS-DF's assistance, author Littlebeast soon found himself frantically requesting it when shot from behind with a tranq gun by a droid, who then took over his comic and turned TMA into EOU Territory LTNXY.&lt;br /&gt;
On June 22, a group of EGS-DF personnel called the [[Bunny Berets]] arrived in TMA and immediately set about trying to free Littlebeast. By June 27, it looked like they had succeeded- however, the &amp;quot;Littlebeast&amp;quot; that seemed to have been rescued turned out to be a droid with an illusion over it.&lt;br /&gt;
By July 4, the impostor had been destroyed and Littlebeast was back in control. The TMA characters returned to Fort Mayhem to join in the victory party while plans were made for the full liberation of the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
On July 17, the [[Giant Spaceship Thing o' Doomness]], with a combined Bunny/TMA force on board, arrived in a remote area of TMA via Hyper-Quantum Warp-Manifold Drive, and the Bunnies and TMA characters immediately began planning their next move.&lt;br /&gt;
The choice was soon wrested from them when buffoonery of the GSToD's staff resulted in the droids entering the ship, and the Alliance forces immediately began fighting back.&lt;br /&gt;
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TO BE CONTINUED&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Wotch Incident===&lt;br /&gt;
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On the fateful day of Friday the 13th of July, 2007, a group of EOU droids disguised as Bunnies and armed with TF guns attacked the Wotch forums. Although the Wotchers initially believed it was the Bunnies who were to blame, the EGS-DF explained the situation to them and the two forums plus Too Many Authors and the Board launched a joint attack on the Evil Overlords.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Assault on the Overlords==&lt;br /&gt;
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On July 18, 2007, the Bunnies at Fort Mayhem received an audio transmission from the EOU, ostensibly calling for a meeting. Smelling a rat, yet curious about what the Overlords could possibly want, Ajac of the EGS-DF, Beastling of TMA and Loweko of the Board entered Keenfans to meet EOU agent Jason Fellback. Saying the EOU and the Alliance had &amp;quot;a mutual interest&amp;quot;, Fellback went on to mention an &amp;quot;ally&amp;quot; of theirs who had broken away, taking a highly special item with it, and stated that it would be in their mutual interest to have him stopped. He stated that the forums might be his next target, and offered to sign a peace treaty with the Alliance if they agreed to help stop this rogue agent. When Ajac stated he didn't trust the Overlords, Fellback proposed a meeting at an Alliance-appointed location to further discuss the matter, and requested they send Squato rather than Squata.&lt;br /&gt;
After Fellback left, Ajac and the others were told by a droid Fellback had left behind that without Squato, there would be no meeting, and that this was not negotiable. Ajac reluctantly agreed, and Squato was sent to a location proposed by Beastling with a small backup force, just in case.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Fellback showed up, and the meeting initially seemed to be genuine until Fellback zapped one of the backup force, showing his hand. The meeting was a trap.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Fellback's forces captured Squato, little knowing that his shirt was in fact a tracker, just in case of this event. The EGS-DF immediately began trying to locate Squato via the tracker and prepared for an assault on the EOU.&lt;br /&gt;
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With the help of an invention by Dark KillerFish, the Alliance launched its attack on EOU headquarters. Bunnies, Boardies, Wotchers and Authors alike carved up droids, smashed machinery and generally wreaked havoc. A slight hitch came when several Bunnies and Wotchers tried to smash the DRACO: it didn't objectively exist in any one universe, and was thus immune to damage.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Ajac and Lomgren faced off against the Editor and the treasonous ChibiVOR, while most of the DF tried to overcome Deception in dragon form.&lt;br /&gt;
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The battle ended when the Editor activated the DRACO and summoned a wind that sent everyone in the base, Overlords and Alliance alike, through the portal and across the webcomic worlds. Slowly, everyone began to return to Keenfans and awaited the final battle.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ragnarok==&lt;br /&gt;
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TO BE CONTINUED&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://johnstone.no-ip.org:9090/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6 HGTTFW: Don't Panic] Jorlem's &amp;quot;Handy Guide to the Forum Wars&amp;quot; on J-Forums&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>The Brotherhood</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Brotherhood</link>
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&lt;div&gt;There is no Brotherhood.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:This category does not exist.]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>The Brotherhood</title>
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&lt;div&gt;There is no Brotherhood.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Nations of TWWLI RP</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Nations_of_TWWLI_RP</link>
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&lt;div&gt;This is for [[The World We Live In]] RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Duchy of Cimmeros==&lt;br /&gt;
Surrounded on three sides by inhospitable mountains and the sea on the other, the Duchy is a rich and wealthy human maritime trading nation (most consider it the maritime trading nation), with ships visiting practically every port. Its wealth allowed it to construct the High Cathedral of Turaer - even though its people are not particularly devout followers of that particular deity (they're a pretty eclectic, cosmopolitan bunch actually). It has very little land to build on though - the country is little more than the capital Cimmeros, farmland, forests for timber and rugged mountains known for coal and iron deposits, but little else.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Although it has only a small army (chiefly concerned with watching what few mountain passes exist in the interior of the country and maintaining order in the capital), it has a large and well-run navy, feared by pirates and known for enforcing the Duchy's free trade ideals.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beyond trade though, the Duchy has few plans: what colonies it has abroad are either small and rather insignificant or little more than a port for Cimmerian ships, and its good relations with most countries means it is often a mediator between them.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The Duchy also has a fairly strong following for Fnarl Bostron, as the god of trade, but they tend to gloss over the whole atheism business.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Kruge Empire==&lt;br /&gt;
If the Duchy of Cimmeros is the political heart of Turaer's church, then the Kruge Empire is the religious heart of it. A sprawling, heavily forested kingdom, it grew from Krugedorf to encompass first the mercantile Union of Valdspar, followed by Kittle, Bren and Oschland. Further expansion was halted by the jagged peaks of the Bren Mountains and the tenacious warriors of the neighbouring nations. Despite the occasional small victory though, these countries still resist to this day.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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A primarily human nation, Kruge nevertheless has a sizeable (mostly civilised) orcish and (civilised when sober) dwarf population, both of which contribute heavily to its excellent army. Whatever the species though, most Krugans share a stoic, serious attitude and are very devout - more Divine Champions come from the Empire than any other single nation.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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If the strength of Kruge is its large and professional army (at close to a hundred thousand strong it's one of the largest around), its weakness is its size: with a population of some four hundred million spread over such an area, the Emperor's Chancellor of the Arcane Arts spends much of his time co-ordinating the Empire and ensuring that the central government knows what is happening. Somewhat inevitably, things slip through the cracks despite the best efforts of the Imperial Bureaucracy and the Chancellor's spellcasters.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite its aggressive nature, the Empire gets on fairly well with the Duchy of Cimmeros, its northern neighbour. The Duchy is canny enough to realise what a vast market the Empire is, which in turn leaves the Cimmerans alone and helps it police the long Krugan coastlines.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Empire is also well known for its overseas... interests. There have been half a dozen invasions of Hyksos and Kultaln, with varying degrees of success, but as of the latest round of negotiations the Krugans are more-or-less back to their own borders, with just a few fortified colonies abroad.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The kingdom of Hyksos== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Kingdom of Hyksos is a nation in the north of Dolor Sit-Amet. It used to be a multitude of smaller nations, but these were conqurered, their lands added to it. Because of this, there are many cities and large towns dotted around the country. The kings of Hyksos stopped their expansion long ago, but the country still has a large standing army, which is often loaned out as mercenaries to allied nations. As well as the main Kingdom, there are a couple of small colonies on the northwestern coast of Lorem. The kingdom's main exports (other than soldiers) are furs- mainly bear, wolf, ETC, worked bone products (Knife/sword handles, combs, ETC), whale oil, timber, amber, silver and iron. (Raw materials as well as worked goods) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The religion of the kingdom is very diverse, with pretty much every deity worshipped. Majority worship of a particular deity in some regions is common. Cruach's following is mainly in the northeast and the God of metalworking is worshipped mainly in the west.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The climate is pretty cold, with snow most of the year. The North has snow year-round, while the South has a wet spring and a temperate summer. The kingdom is heavily forested with pine in most parts. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Kingdom has a problem with pirates. While generally not as good as the Cimmerans, coastal Hyksos often make good sailors. Some trade, others pirate. Many do both. These pirates sometimes venture down to Cimmeran waters and they often prey on ships, no matter what nationality, off their own coastline and those of their neighbours. The Hyksos Navy does try to combat them, but many officials are corrupt and so little is actually done, and when something does happen, the pirates soon know of it, so the Hyksos navy often makes a raid on a suspected pirate base to find a peaceful fishing village. Once they're gone, the pirates return from the island or cove they were hiding out in and laugh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hyksos is divided into eight provinces-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Hyksos Province- The original kingdom. The seat of government and the richest province. Home of the world's second largest temple to Cruach. Majority religion- diverse &lt;br /&gt;
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*Temple Province- Owned by the Great Temple. Not required to pay taxes like the other provinces. Provides the Hyksos Army's best troops. Majority religion- Cruachist. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Northern Province- Snow, rocks and trees. Was invaded mainly to stop raids into Hyksos territory and attacks on shipping by bands of natives. Northerners considered 'barbarian savages' by most other people. Many Northerners join the Hyksos Army, where they are often used as skirmishers and berzerkers. The poorest province. Majority religion- Mainly Cruachist and Verslarbaeshraekist &lt;br /&gt;
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*Helvinthona province- A province. Nothing special. Majority religion- diverse. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Erycya Province- Mainly agricultural. Majority religion- possibly Verslarbaeshraekist (animals) or an NPC God of Agriculture.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Itium Province- The location of most of Hyksos' iron mines. Majority religion- Mainly Cruachist in the east, [Lohti's god]ist in the west. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Silberneslund Province- Name means 'land of silver'. Source of pretty much all Hyksos silver. The second richest province. Majority religion- almost entirely [Lohti's god]ist. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Ostkaste Province- The East coast of Hyksos. There are a couple of large ports in this province. Its main industries are fishing, whaling and piracy. Despite the risk of being attacked by pirates, many traders frequent the ports. Hyksos Navy ships are available as escorts, but these come at a high price for any ship not being used for official Hyksos purposes. Silver from Silberneslund Province is often taken here by road or river and then either sold to traders in the ports or stored until summer, when the Northern waters are passable, ten taken to the treasury in Hyksos (city). majority religion- Luniaism and Fnarl Bostromism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ellarwi Territory==&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ellarwi, Omo's chosen race, inhabit a rainforest basin in Lorem's southeast. Being a &amp;quot;lost race&amp;quot;, they have no cities, though they suspect they did have some, once. They tend to just generally wander around in the basin, living a nomadic life in touch with nature. At least until they try to wash it, that is. Then nature gets irritated. Things aren't so pretty after that.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ellarwi territory is separated from the rest of the continent of Lorem by the nigh-impassable Armes mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Etaoin Shrdlu==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Omo's followers who are not Ellarwi live in this somethingocracy. It's called a somethingocracy because nobody's quite sure who runs the place- it just sort of happens.&lt;br /&gt;
The two main cities of Etaoin Shrdlu are its capital, the bustling port city of Port Aliqua, and Radion Pass, a city that fills up the only navigable pass through the Armes Mountains into Ellarwi territory.&lt;br /&gt;
Its primary exports are minerals, crops and rare jungle products. The Etaoinians regularly send expeditions into the Ellarwi's rainforest basin to collect fruit, bark, leaves, roots and so forth. These more often than not turn out to be useful, like containing medicines and stuff. The Etaoinians are not aware of the Ellarwi, mainly because the Ellarwi, as has been established, are lost.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Kingdom of Peraldor==&lt;br /&gt;
The chief opponent to the Kruge Empire's expansion over the continent of Ipsum, Peraldor is dominated by vast prairies home to herds of buffalo and the like. The prairies are also the heart of its army: its cavalry are exceptionally good. It has had some success recently against the Krugans, capturing Perasgarde and holding it in spite of the Empire's best efforts.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike the Krugans, the Peraldans don't worship any particular god, although Shraek, Turaer and Cruach figure prominently, given the nation's military bent. Like the Kruge Empire though, Peraldor is a primarily human nation, with substantial dwarven minorities in the Bren Mountains &amp;amp; Frozen Mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Miritin Republic==&lt;br /&gt;
Miritin was until fairly recently a part of Peraldor, and the breadbasket of the kingdom. Inhabited by a mix of humans, gnomes and elves in the north and dwarves and goblins in the south, it tended to be largely untouched by the war with the Kruge Empire, and so a more peaceful culture flourished: Myst Kumorigachi, Flux, the God Mage, Lunia and Dream all featured prominently.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
These religious differences eventually came to a head when the central government in Peras attempted to form a national religion - but one severely lacking in the gods worshipped in what would become Miritin. Fighting broke out just as the Kruge Empire invaded: facing a war on two fronts, Peras itself was almost captured by the Krugans. In desperation the revolutionaries were granted independence, and thus the Miritin Republic was formed.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, the Republic has grown in standing: it's capital is, if not as cosmopolitan as Cimmeros, very nearly so, and it has many excellent schools of engineering. No longer just the breadbasket of Peraldor, its foodstuffs can be found from Hyksos to Kultaln, as can many of the engineering marvels it produces. Although the Republic does have a well equipped and professional army, it is fairly small, and used more to discourage its neighbours from invading than anything else.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Kingdom of Antior==&lt;br /&gt;
An old elven kingdom, Antior once stretched as far south as No Man's Jungle. It was pushed back not through war or disease, but actually through the rapid influx of humans into its southern territories. These humans, living apart from the elves, formed their own unofficial government and militia, until eventually Peraldor simply swallowed up the territory; the elves having long been resigned to this move and unable to seriously oppose the human nation in battle.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Antior has remained hidden behind the treacherous swamps in its south and the Bren Mountains to the west, preferring to ignore and be ignored than get involved in international affairs. Although it does a fair bit of trade with various other nations, it is nonetheless an isolated kingdom, content in its worship of Lunia, Turaer and Omo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Kingdom of Ourest==&lt;br /&gt;
A large orcish kingdom, without Ourest it is likely that Peraldor would have fallen to the Krugans many centuries ago. Although central authority is weak in this clan-based, Cruach &amp;amp; Shraek -dominated kingdom, most of the tribal chieftains have realised the danger the Krugans pose to their own way of life and as such regiments of Ourest mercenaries are a common sight whenever Peraldor's army takes to the field of battle.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Despite many humans and other species thinking them similar to the trolls that follow Fnarl Bostron in the west, the Ourest orcs have little to do with Fnarl's followers - save for the usual cross-border raids and the like. Even the Cimmeran colony is raided occasionally - once it was even sacked - but the rulers of Ourest have little direct control beyond the capital, and it is generally understood that raiding the clan responsible isn't a problem so long as the attack isn't too disproportionate.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Lorem City==&lt;br /&gt;
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Lorem City was founded by all the nations of Lorem (other than the Ellarwi, of course, seeing as they're... y'know... lost and all) as a neutral place for said nations to meet, trade and negotiate. It is home to Lorem's equivalent of the UN. Lorem City and its surrounds are not a &amp;quot;country&amp;quot; per se, but it does have laws, the most significant being that no nation may attack any other nation within the borders of the &amp;quot;neutral zone&amp;quot; (the grey area surrounding and including the city).&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Lorem City has a largish population and thriving commerce. There is no predominant religion in Lorem City; every god of Lorem has at least one temple there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Lorem City also has a Thaumaturgical Research Institute, which is constantly developing new magitech-type devices. The magitechnology produced is available to all nations in Lorem, should they happen to desire it. The current focus is on transport: Lorem being a large continent, quick and easy methods of getting around are quite necessary.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Nations of TWWLI RP</title>
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==Duchy of Cimmeros==&lt;br /&gt;
Surrounded on three sides by inhospitable mountains and the sea on the other, the Duchy is a rich and wealthy human maritime trading nation (most consider it the maritime trading nation), with ships visiting practically every port. Its wealth allowed it to construct the High Cathedral of Turaer - even though its people are not particularly devout followers of that particular deity (they're a pretty eclectic, cosmopolitan bunch actually). It has very little land to build on though - the country is little more than the capital Cimmeros, farmland, forests for timber and rugged mountains known for coal and iron deposits, but little else.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Although it has only a small army (chiefly concerned with watching what few mountain passes exist in the interior of the country and maintaining order in the capital), it has a large and well-run navy, feared by pirates and known for enforcing the Duchy's free trade ideals.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beyond trade though, the Duchy has few plans: what colonies it has abroad are either small and rather insignificant or little more than a port for Cimmerian ships, and its good relations with most countries means it is often a mediator between them.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The Duchy also has a fairly strong following for Fnarl Bostron, as the god of trade, but they tend to gloss over the whole atheism business.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Kruge Empire==&lt;br /&gt;
If the Duchy of Cimmeros is the political heart of Turaer's church, then the Kruge Empire is the religious heart of it. A sprawling, heavily forested kingdom, it grew from Krugedorf to encompass first the mercantile Union of Valdspar, followed by Kittle, Bren and Oschland. Further expansion was halted by the jagged peaks of the Bren Mountains and the tenacious warriors of the neighbouring nations. Despite the occasional small victory though, these countries still resist to this day.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A primarily human nation, Kruge nevertheless has a sizeable (mostly civilised) orcish and (civilised when sober) dwarf population, both of which contribute heavily to its excellent army. Whatever the species though, most Krugans share a stoic, serious attitude and are very devout - more Divine Champions come from the Empire than any other single nation.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If the strength of Kruge is its large and professional army (at close to a hundred thousand strong it's one of the largest around), its weakness is its size: with a population of some forty million spread over such an area, the Emperor's Chancellor of the Arcane Arts spends much of his time co-ordinating the Empire and ensuring that the central government knows what is happening. Somewhat inevitably, things slip through the cracks despite the best efforts of the Imperial Bureaucracy and the Chancellor's spellcasters.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite its aggressive nature, the Empire gets on fairly well with the Duchy of Cimmeros, its northern neighbour. The Duchy is canny enough to realise what a vast market the Empire is, which in turn leaves the Cimmerans alone and helps it police the long Krugan coastlines.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Empire is also well known for its overseas... interests. There have been half a dozen invasions of Hyksos and Kultaln, with varying degrees of success, but as of the latest round of negotiations the Krugans are more-or-less back to their own borders, with just a few fortified colonies abroad.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The kingdom of Hyksos== &lt;br /&gt;
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The Kingdom of Hyksos is a nation in the north of Dolor Sit-Amet. It used to be a multitude of smaller nations, but these were conqurered, their lands added to it. Because of this, there are many cities and large towns dotted around the country. The kings of Hyksos stopped their expansion long ago, but the country still has a large standing army, which is often loaned out as mercenaries to allied nations. As well as the main Kingdom, there are a couple of small colonies on the northwestern coast of Lorem. The kingdom's main exports (other than soldiers) are furs- mainly bear, wolf, ETC, worked bone products (Knife/sword handles, combs, ETC), whale oil, timber, amber, silver and iron. (Raw materials as well as worked goods) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The religion of the kingdom is very diverse, with pretty much every deity worshipped. Majority worship of a particular deity in some regions is common. Cruach's following is mainly in the northeast and the God of metalworking is worshipped mainly in the west.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The climate is pretty cold, with snow most of the year. The North has snow year-round, while the South has a wet spring and a temperate summer. The kingdom is heavily forested with pine in most parts. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Kingdom has a problem with pirates. While generally not as good as the Cimmorans, coastal Hyksos often make good sailors. Some trade, others pirate. Many do both. These pirates sometimes venture down to Cimmoran waters and they often prey on ships, no matter what nationality, off their own coastline and those of their neighbours. The Hyksos Navy does try to combat them, but many officials are corrupt and so little is actually done, and when something does happen, the pirates soon know of it, so the Hyksos navy often makes a raid on a suspected pirate base to find a peaceful fishing village. Once they're gone, the pirates return from the island or cove they were hiding out in and laugh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hyksos is divided into eight provinces-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Hyksos Province- The original kingdom. The seat of government and the richest province. Home of the world's second largest temple to Cruach. Majority religion- diverse &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Temple Province- Owned by the Great Temple. Not required to pay taxes like the other provinces. Provides the Hyksos Army's best troops. Majority religion- Cruachist. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Northern Province- Snow, rocks and trees. Was invaded mainly to stop raids into Hyksos territory and attacks on shipping by bands of natives. Northerners considered 'barbarian savages' by most other people. Many Northerners join the Hyksos Army, where they are often used as skirmishers and berzerkers. The poorest province. Majority religion- Mainly Cruachist and Verslarbaeshraekist &lt;br /&gt;
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*Helvinthona province- A province. Nothing special. Majority religion- diverse. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Erycya Province- Mainly agricultural. Majority religion- possibly Verslarbaeshraekist (animals) or an NPC God of Agriculture.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Itium Province- The location of most of Hyksos' iron mines. Majority religion- Mainly Cruachist in the east, [Lohti's god]ist in the west. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Silberneslund Province- Name means 'land of silver'. Source of pretty much all Hyksos silver. The second richest province. Majority religion- almost entirely [Lohti's god]ist. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Ostkaste Province- The East coast of Hyksos. There are a couple of large ports in this province. Its main industries are fishing, whaling and piracy. Despite the risk of being attacked by pirates, many traders frequent the ports. Hyksos Navy ships are available as escorts, but these come at a high price for any ship not being used for official Hyksos purposes. Silver from Silberneslund Province is often taken here by road or river and then either sold to traders in the ports or stored until summer, when the Northern waters are passable, ten taken to the treasury in Hyksos (city). majority religion- Luniaism and Fnarl Bostromism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ellarwi Territory==&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ellarwi, Omo's chosen race, inhabit a rainforest basin in Lorem's southeast. Being a &amp;quot;lost race&amp;quot;, they have no cities, though they suspect they did have some, once. They tend to just generally wander around in the basin, living a nomadic life in touch with nature. At least until they try to wash it, that is. Then nature gets irritated. Things aren't so pretty after that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Ellarwi territory is separated from the rest of the continent of Lorem by the nigh-impassable Armes mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Etaoin Shrdlu==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Omo's followers who are not Ellarwi live in this somethingocracy. It's called a somethingocracy because nobody's quite sure who runs the place- it just sort of happens.&lt;br /&gt;
The two main cities of Etaoin Shrdlu are its capital, the bustling port city of Port Aliqua, and Radion Pass, a city that fills up the only navigable pass through the Armes Mountains into Ellarwi territory.&lt;br /&gt;
Its primary exports are minerals, crops and rare jungle products. The Etaoinians regularly send expeditions into the Ellarwi's rainforest basin to collect fruit, bark, leaves, roots and so forth. These more often than not turn out to be useful, like containing medicines and stuff. The Etaoinians are not aware of the Ellarwi, mainly because the Ellarwi, as has been established, are lost.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Nations of TWWLI RP</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Nations_of_TWWLI_RP</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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==Duchy of Cimmeros==&lt;br /&gt;
Surrounded on three sides by inhospitable mountains and the sea on the other, the Duchy is a rich and wealthy human maritime trading nation (most consider it the maritime trading nation), with ships visiting practically every port. Its wealth allowed it to construct the High Cathedral of Turaer - even though its people are not particularly devout followers of that particular deity (they're a pretty eclectic, cosmopolitan bunch actually). It has very little land to build on though - the country is little more than the capital Cimmeros, farmland, forests for timber and rugged mountains known for coal and iron deposits, but little else.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Although it has only a small army (chiefly concerned with watching what few mountain passes exist in the interior of the country and maintaining order in the capital), it has a large and well-run navy, feared by pirates and known for enforcing the Duchy's free trade ideals.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beyond trade though, the Duchy has few plans: what colonies it has abroad are either small and rather insignificant or little more than a port for Cimmerian ships, and its good relations with most countries means it is often a mediator between them.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The Duchy also has a fairly strong following for Fnarl Bostron, as the god of trade, but they tend to gloss over the whole atheism business.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Kruge Empire==&lt;br /&gt;
If the Duchy of Cimmeros is the political heart of Turaer's church, then the Kruge Empire is the religious heart of it. A sprawling, heavily forested kingdom, it grew from Krugedorf to encompass first the mercantile Union of Valdspar, followed by Kittle, Bren and Oschland. Further expansion was halted by the jagged peaks of the Bren Mountains and the tenacious warriors of the neighbouring nations. Despite the occasional small victory though, these countries still resist to this day.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A primarily human nation, Kruge nevertheless has a sizeable (mostly civilised) orcish and (civilised when sober) dwarf population, both of which contribute heavily to its excellent army. Whatever the species though, most Krugans share a stoic, serious attitude and are very devout - more Divine Champions come from the Empire than any other single nation.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If the strength of Kruge is its large and professional army (at close to a hundred thousand strong it's one of the largest around), its weakness is its size: with a population of some forty million spread over such an area, the Emperor's Chancellor of the Arcane Arts spends much of his time co-ordinating the Empire and ensuring that the central government knows what is happening. Somewhat inevitably, things slip through the cracks despite the best efforts of the Imperial Bureaucracy and the Chancellor's spellcasters.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite its aggressive nature, the Empire gets on fairly well with the Duchy of Cimmeros, its northern neighbour. The Duchy is canny enough to realise what a vast market the Empire is, which in turn leaves the Cimmerans alone and helps it police the long Krugan coastlines.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Empire is also well known for its overseas... interests. There have been half a dozen invasions of Hyksos and Kultaln, with varying degrees of success, but as of the latest round of negotiations the Krugans are more-or-less back to their own borders, with just a few fortified colonies abroad.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The kingdom of Hyksos== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Kingdom of Hyksos is a nation in the north of Dolor Sit-Amet. It used to be a multitude of smaller nations, but these were conqurered, their lands added to it. Because of this, there are many cities and large towns dotted around the country. The kings of Hyksos stopped their expansion long ago, but the country still has a large standing army, which is often loaned out as mercenaries to allied nations. As well as the main Kingdom, there are a couple of small colonies on the northwestern coast of Lorem. The kingdom's main exports (other than soldiers) are furs- mainly bear, wolf, ETC, worked bone products (Knife/sword handles, combs, ETC), whale oil, timber, amber, silver and iron. (Raw materials as well as worked goods) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The religion of the kingdom is very diverse, with pretty much every deity worshipped. Majority worship of a particular deity in some regions is common. Cruach's following is mainly in the northeast and the God of metalworking is worshipped mainly in the west.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The climate is pretty cold, with snow most of the year. The North has snow year-round, while the South has a wet spring and a temperate summer. The kingdom is heavily forested with pine in most parts. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Kingdom has a problem with pirates. While generally not as good as the Cimmorans, coastal Hyksos often make good sailors. Some trade, others pirate. Many do both. These pirates sometimes venture down to Cimmoran waters and they often prey on ships, no matter what nationality, off their own coastline and those of their neighbours. The Hyksos Navy does try to combat them, but many officials are corrupt and so little is actually done, and when something does happen, the pirates soon know of it, so the Hyksos navy often makes a raid on a suspected pirate base to find a peaceful fishing village. Once they're gone, the pirates return from the island or cove they were hiding out in and laugh.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hyksos is divided into eight provinces-&lt;br /&gt;
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*Hyksos Province- The original kingdom. The seat of government and the richest province. Home of the world's second largest temple to Cruach. Majority religion- diverse &lt;br /&gt;
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*Temple Province- Owned by the Great Temple. Not required to pay taxes like the other provinces. Provides the Hyksos Army's best troops. Majority religion- Cruachist. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Northern Province- Snow, rocks and trees. Was invaded mainly to stop raids into Hyksos territory and attacks on shipping by bands of natives. Northerners considered 'barbarian savages' by most other people. Many Northerners join the Hyksos Army, where they are often used as skirmishers and berzerkers. The poorest province. Majority religion- Mainly Cruachist and Verslarbaeshraekist &lt;br /&gt;
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*Helvinthona province- A province. Nothing special. Majority religion- diverse. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Erycya Province- Mainly agricultural. Majority religion- possibly Verslarbaeshraekist (animals) or an NPC God of Agriculture.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Itium Province- The location of most of Hyksos' iron mines. Majority religion- Mainly Cruachist in the east, [Lohti's god]ist in the west. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Silberneslund Province- Name means 'land of silver'. Source of pretty much all Hyksos silver. The second richest province. Majority religion- almost entirely [Lohti's god]ist. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Ostkaste Province- The East coast of Hyksos. There are a couple of large ports in this province. Its main industries are fishing, whaling and piracy. Despite the risk of being attacked by pirates, many traders frequent the ports. Hyksos Navy ships are available as escorts, but these come at a high price for any ship not being used for official Hyksos purposes. Silver from Silberneslund Province is often taken here by road or river and then either sold to traders in the ports or stored until summer, when the Northern waters are passable, ten taken to the treasury in Hyksos (city). majority religion- Luniaism and Fnarl Bostromism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ellarwi Territory==&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ellarwi, Omo's chosen race, inhabit a rainforest basin in Lorem's southeast. Being a &amp;quot;lost race&amp;quot;, they have no cities, though they suspect they did have some, once. They tend to just generally wander around in the basin, living a nomadic life in touch with nature. At least until they try to wash it, that is. Then nature gets irritated. Things aren't so pretty after that.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ellarwi territory is separated from the rest of the continent of Lorem by the nigh-impassable Armes mountains.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>The Crossover Wars</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Crossover_Wars</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It can be said that good and evil are a matter of perspective, and that measures taken by those defending their land may be just as bad as those taken by the attackers. These two theories were tested to the fullest during the crisis that was the Crossover Wars of 2007, when Bunnies and CRFH Boardies went head to head with an evil the like of which they had never seen before...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The [[Operation Lagomorph]] comic chronicles some of the action between [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fleet.html FLEET], the [[EGS Defence Force|EGS-DF]] and the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]]'s forces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Beginnings==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In early 2007, a band of villains known as the Evil Overlords United, led by the sinister [[Netpoet22|Editor]], launched an attempt to conquer the webcomic universes. Using a technology called DRACO (Dimensional Realities Arcane Crossover Organiser), they subdued world after world in devastating blitzkriegs, leaving the inhabitants reeling. Then one day, EGS appeared on one of their monitors... &lt;br /&gt;
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==The Arming and the Retreat==&lt;br /&gt;
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In response to their observations of EGS, the Bunnies in the [[Main Forum]] began arming themselves against an attack from the EOU, believing it to be coming soon. However, the Overlords noticed the arming of the Bunnies and decided that attacking a place geared up for war would be suicide, and seemingly focused their efforts elsewhere. Not for long, however...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Agent Bunny Comes==&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 4, 2007, the Overlords sent a spy into the forums, to learn the tactics of the Bunnies and sow dissent. This spy was known as Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
At the same time, a poster named Death Bunny entered the Invasion Thread and signed up for training.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 10, Agent Bunny infiltrated a TF gun warehouse and placed DRACO beacons on some of the crates, allowing a stockpile of TF guns to fall into the hands of the EOU.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 16, things took a dramatic turn- [[Amon Star]] accused Death Bunny of being the mole. Death Bunny was immediately arrested and put on trial, but found not guilty due to lack of evidence. Many apologised, but several remained unconvinced.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 20, a message was sent to travelling webcomic character [[Scale]], whose creators were kidnapped by the EOU. While the bunnies waited for a response, they remained divided and suspicious as to just who Agent Bunny might be...&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Attack on the Funky Horror and Agent Bunny's Discovery==&lt;br /&gt;
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On April 24th, the Head Alien launched an assault on the [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fhei.html Funky Horror], using Agent Bunny's DRACO beacons to bypass any defences. The assault ended when HA's forces captured several spaceships.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Meanwhile, things were heating up in the frantic search for Agent Bunny. Finally, on April 27th, Loweko made this post.....&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Ah, Death Bunny. Found not guilty by a jury of your peers, and so proud of yourself for getting off scot free. A newbie, and therefore one with access to all that bright, shiny equipment because of course EGS took you in and gave you a TF gun... and no doubt you've been hanging around a lot of storage places over the last few weeks. If a newbie wanders around a sensitive area, why, he's clearly just gotten a bit lost. Perfectly understandable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But it's amazing what a background check will turn up, and my Counterintelligence people have discovered you're not a forumite at all. You're a character from Impy &amp;amp; Avery. A webcomic currently plagued by mysterious forcefield technology.&lt;br /&gt;
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In other words, no doubt trying to curry favour with your overlords to avoid the invasion of I&amp;amp;A, you're working to give them EGS instead. You're Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
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Men? Take him alive ''if it is reasonably practicable.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Death Bunny confessed immediately, and began to fight his way out. A huge battle ensued, with many bunnies injured. However, the victory eventually went to the forces of Bunnydom, Death Bunny just escaping with his life... and a mysterious scrap of paper, which the Overlords were delighted to see...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Preparations In Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
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The growing crisis was not being ignored in Mayhem. General [[KylenPhylar]] realised that Mayhem needed to be equally defended against attack by the EOU, as it would be EGS' first line of defence. To this end, [[Fort Mayhem]] was set up, and the [[Waffle House]] was requisitioned as the Head Planning Office for the [[EGS Defence Force]]. All these measures were designed to defend against the attack everyone knew was coming, but never quite expected when it did...&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Battle of Mayhem: War Comes Home==&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 2, 2007, war broke out on two fronts: in the damaged mall where Anya and Squata had fought, which was invaded by EOU droids, and at the Head Planning Office itself, which the Head Alien attacked directly, abducting all forces stationed there. Bunny forces quickly began fighting back at the Mall, with the first Bunny casualty being General [[Amon Star]], who was warped back to Fort Mayhem for medical attention. After being pushed back, the [[EGS Defence Force]] was able to cordon off the EOU droids and call in an orbital bombardment. The EOU droids eventually retreated to EOU headquarters, the first victory in the Battle of Mayhem. However, [[Ciennas]] was badly damaged in the battle.&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after, droids were spotted in one of the parks. Bunny forces immediately converged on the park, little knowing that a multidimensional attack on a DRACO portal by [[A Fan]] had opened a dimensional rift at the Mall, unleashing horrible Lovecraftian monstrosities there.  The rift was eventually sealed thanks to the actions of [[A Fan]], Hidden Sanity and [[Jorlem]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The battle at the Park ended when the [[Hammer o' Justice]] bombarded it, reducing it to a smoking crater.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There was a brief crisis as [[A Fan]], Mal, [[Teleros Fireheart|Teleros]] and [[Jenny Collins]] fought to repair a Tear in space-time at the mall. They succeeded, but were flung to the four points of the compass. Meanwhile, a horde of zombie catgirls had to be defeated.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;With the battle at the mall over, bunnies began heading to the spaceport for the next stage in the battle...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fighting Back==&lt;br /&gt;
The Head Alien had used the captured ships to attack the [http://drunkenscribblings.comicgenesis.com Drunken Scribblings] webcomic, but ships from FLEET were close behind, engaging the Head Alien's fleet in orbit. Meanwhile, a strike force was set up by [[Anya]] to board the Head Alien's ship and rescue [[Ankhareon]], [[Ajac]], [[Stardrake]] and [[Jstone]], who had been abducted during the attack on the Head Planning Office. A secondary force, consisting of a diverse group of bunnies and many NPCs, was dispatched to re-capture the stolen board vessels, and inadvertently rescued [[Jstone]], [[Stardrake]], and [[Anky]], who had been left on a Fanworks after the Head Alien took Ajac to his flagship.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;It was about this time that Mayhem's first news channel, [[MNCAN]], began broadcasting. Originally transmitting news of the Crossover Wars, it diversified into RPs quite quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On May 19, over in the Main Forum, Chaos logged [[Scale]] in on one of her creator's accounts. She discovered the forum, and was met warmly by the bunnies therein.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On May 30, a group of bunnies and characters including [[Amon Star]], [[Cheez]] and [[Ed Bunny]] finally ran into the Head Alien aboard a ship. Head Alien threatened to kill Ajac with some sort of gun, but MolTARE stepped in and, stating that Head Alien looked like &amp;quot;a thing of honour&amp;quot;, challenged him to settle the matter the Board way- a game of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornington_Crescent_(game) Mornington Crescent], winner took all. However, it soon reached its endgame when Head Alien managed to name Mornington Crescent. It was then that what is arguably the dirtiest trick in the Wars was pulled- despite being the winner, Head Alien was immediately zapped into something horrible by a TF tank and Ajac retrieved anyway. Though this did help rescue Ajac, an opinion poll by MNCAN on the streets of Mayhem revealed that many citizens could not help but think that this was not the honourable thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Head Alien managed to zap himself back to normal with a discarded TF gun, however, he was presumably killed when FLEET fired a massive rock at his ship at one-third lightspeed, which caused it to explode for some reason.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On July 4, Ajac finally returned to Mayhem, prompting a huge celebration. However, the Wars were far from over...&lt;br /&gt;
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==Excursions Abroad==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Liberating Too Many Authors===&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 24, 2007, the sprite comic [http://www.drunkduck.com/Too_Many_Authors Too Many Authors] was invaded by the EOU. While initially turning down the EGS-DF's assistance, author Littlebeast soon found himself frantically requesting it when shot from behind with a tranq gun by a droid, who then took over his comic and turned TMA into EOU Territory LTNXY.&lt;br /&gt;
On June 22, a group of EGS-DF personnel called the [[Bunny Berets]] arrived in TMA and immediately set about trying to free Littlebeast. By June 27, it looked like they had succeeded- however, the &amp;quot;Littlebeast&amp;quot; that seemed to have been rescued turned out to be a droid with an illusion over it.&lt;br /&gt;
By July 4, the impostor had been destroyed and Littlebeast was back in control. The TMA characters returned to Fort Mayhem to join in the victory party while plans were made for the full liberation of the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
On July 17, the [[Giant Spaceship Thing o' Doomness]], with a combined Bunny/TMA force on board, arrived in a remote area of TMA via Hyper-Quantum Warp-Manifold Drive, and the Bunnies and TMA characters immediately began planning their next move.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Wotch Incident===&lt;br /&gt;
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On the fateful day of Friday the 13th of July, 2007, a group of EOU droids disguised as Bunnies and armed with TF guns attacked the Wotch forums. More details to come.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Assault on the Overlords==&lt;br /&gt;
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On July 18, 2007, the Bunnies at Fort Mayhem received an audio transmission from the EOU, ostensibly calling for a meeting. Smelling a rat, yet curious about what the Overlords could possibly want, Ajac of the EGS-DF, Beastling of TMA and Loweko of the Board entered Keenfans to meet EOU agent Jason Fellback. Saying the EOU and the Alliance had &amp;quot;a mutual interest&amp;quot;, Fellback went on to mention an &amp;quot;ally&amp;quot; of theirs who had broken away, taking a highly special item with it, and stated that it would be in their mutual interest to have him stopped. He stated that the forums might be his next target, and offered to sign a peace treaty with the Alliance if they agreed to help stop this rogue agent. When Ajac stated he didn't trust the Overlords, Fellback proposed a meeting at an Alliance-appointed location to further discuss the matter, and requested they send Squato rather than Squata.&lt;br /&gt;
After Fellback left, Ajac and the others were told by a droid Fellback had left behind that without Squato, there would be no meeting, and that this was not negotiable. Ajac reluctantly agreed, and Squato was sent to a location proposed by Beastling with a small backup force, just in case.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Fellback showed up, and the meeting initially seemed to be genuine until Fellback zapped one of the backup force, showing his hand. The meeting was a trap.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Fellback's forces captured Squato, little knowing that his shirt was in fact a tracker, just in case of this event. The EGS-DF immediately began trying to locate Squato via the tracker and prepared for an assault on the EOU.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;TO BE CONTINUED&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Historical events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossover Wars]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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&lt;div&gt;Unlike his [[KFPB|undead female counterpart]] from [[KeenFans RP 2.01]], the version of [[Piebunny]] appearing in [[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]] is alive and kicking, and male. He was one of the passengers on the ill-fated [[El Cheapo|El Cheapo Airlines]] Flight 13, and escaped the demonically-possessed plane with the help of pop culture, shrink soda, a T-shirt, his amazing transmutation of liquids and a good old-fashioned dose of hydrochloric acid. He now resides on [[The Island]] along with [[Cameo]], [[MFPC Ciennas|Ciennas]], [[Liona Sabarac|Lia]], [[Burningblood]], assorted crew of [[The Giant Spaceship Thing O' Doomness]] and [[Following Plants|assorted]] [[Obscene Ferns|strange flora]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He has orange hair and no eyebrows, due to certain events.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He is one of only four people in existence who knows the recipe to [[Bloody Hot Sauce]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He is currently on the mission to liberate TMA with the [[Bunny Berets]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Unlike his [[KFPB|undead female counterpart]] from [[KeenFans RP 2.01]], the version of [[Piebunny]] appearing in [[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]] is alive and kicking, and male. He was one of the passengers on the ill-fated [[El Cheapo|El Cheapo Airlines]] Flight 13, and escaped the demonically-possessed plane with the help of pop culture, shrink soda, a T-shirt, his amazing transmutation of liquids and a good old-fashioned dose of hydrochloric acid. He now resides on [[The Island]] along with [[Cameo]], [[MFPC Ciennas|Ciennas]], [[Liona Sabarac|Lia]], [[Burningblood]], assorted crew of [[The Giant Spaceship Thing O' Doomness]] and [[Following Plants|assorted]] [[Obscene Ferns|strange flora]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He has orange hair and no eyebrows, due to certain events.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He is one of only four people in existence who knows the recipe to [[Bloody Hot Sauce]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He is currently on the mission to liberate TMA with the[[Bunny Berets]].&lt;br /&gt;
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			<title>The Crossover Wars</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Crossover_Wars</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Taking the Offensive */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It can be said that good and evil are a matter of perspective, and that measures taken by those defending their land may be just as bad as those taken by the attackers. These two theories were tested to the fullest during the crisis that was the Crossover Wars of 2007, when Bunnies and CRFH Boardies went head to head with an evil the like of which they had never seen before...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The [[Operation Lagomorph]] comic chronicles some of the action between [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fleet.html FLEET], the [[EGS Defence Force|EGS-DF]] and the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]]'s forces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Beginnings==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In early 2007, a band of villains known as the Evil Overlords United, led by the sinister [[Netpoet22|Editor]], launched an attempt to conquer the webcomic universes. Using a technology called DRACO (Dimensional Realities Arcane Crossover Organiser), they subdued world after world in devastating blitzkriegs, leaving the inhabitants reeling. Then one day, EGS appeared on one of their monitors... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Arming and the Retreat==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In response to their observations of EGS, the Bunnies in the [[Main Forum]] began arming themselves against an attack from the EOU, believing it to be coming soon. However, the Overlords noticed the arming of the Bunnies and decided that attacking a place geared up for war would be suicide, and seemingly focused their efforts elsewhere. Not for long, however...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Agent Bunny Comes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 4, 2007, the Overlords sent a spy into the forums, to learn the tactics of the Bunnies and sow dissent. This spy was known as Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
At the same time, a poster named Death Bunny entered the Invasion Thread and signed up for training.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 10, Agent Bunny infiltrated a TF gun warehouse and placed DRACO beacons on some of the crates, allowing a stockpile of TF guns to fall into the hands of the EOU.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 16, things took a dramatic turn- [[Amon Star]] accused Death Bunny of being the mole. Death Bunny was immediately arrested and put on trial, but found not guilty due to lack of evidence. Many apologised, but several remained unconvinced.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 20, a message was sent to travelling webcomic character [[Scale]], whose creators were kidnapped by the EOU. While the bunnies waited for a response, they remained divided and suspicious as to just who Agent Bunny might be...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Attack on the Funky Horror and Agent Bunny's Discovery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 24th, the Head Alien launched an assault on the [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fhei.html Funky Horror], using Agent Bunny's DRACO beacons to bypass any defences. The assault ended when HA's forces captured several spaceships.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Meanwhile, things were heating up in the frantic search for Agent Bunny. Finally, on April 27th, Loweko made this post.....&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Ah, Death Bunny. Found not guilty by a jury of your peers, and so proud of yourself for getting off scot free. A newbie, and therefore one with access to all that bright, shiny equipment because of course EGS took you in and gave you a TF gun... and no doubt you've been hanging around a lot of storage places over the last few weeks. If a newbie wanders around a sensitive area, why, he's clearly just gotten a bit lost. Perfectly understandable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But it's amazing what a background check will turn up, and my Counterintelligence people have discovered you're not a forumite at all. You're a character from Impy &amp;amp; Avery. A webcomic currently plagued by mysterious forcefield technology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In other words, no doubt trying to curry favour with your overlords to avoid the invasion of I&amp;amp;A, you're working to give them EGS instead. You're Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Men? Take him alive ''if it is reasonably practicable.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Death Bunny confessed immediately, and began to fight his way out. A huge battle ensued, with many bunnies injured. However, the victory eventually went to the forces of Bunnydom, Death Bunny just escaping with his life... and a mysterious scrap of paper, which the Overlords were delighted to see...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Preparations In Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The growing crisis was not being ignored in Mayhem. General [[KylenPhylar]] realised that Mayhem needed to be equally defended against attack by the EOU, as it would be EGS' first line of defence. To this end, [[Fort Mayhem]] was set up, and the [[Waffle House]] was requisitioned as the Head Planning Office for the [[EGS Defence Force]]. All these measures were designed to defend against the attack everyone knew was coming, but never quite expected when it did...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Battle of Mayhem: War Comes Home==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On May 2, 2007, war broke out on two fronts: in the damaged mall where Anya and Squata had fought, which was invaded by EOU droids, and at the Head Planning Office itself, which the Head Alien attacked directly, abducting all forces stationed there. Bunny forces quickly began fighting back at the Mall, with the first Bunny casualty being General [[Amon Star]], who was warped back to Fort Mayhem for medical attention. After being pushed back, the [[EGS Defence Force]] was able to cordon off the EOU droids and call in an orbital bombardment. The EOU droids eventually retreated to EOU headquarters, the first victory in the Battle of Mayhem. However, [[Ciennas]] was badly damaged in the battle.&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after, droids were spotted in one of the parks. Bunny forces immediately converged on the park, little knowing that a multidimensional attack on a DRACO portal by [[A Fan]] had opened a dimensional rift at the Mall, unleashing horrible Lovecraftian monstrosities there.  The rift was eventually sealed thanks to the actions of [[A Fan]], Hidden Sanity and [[Jorlem]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The battle at the Park ended when the [[Hammer o' Justice]] bombarded it, reducing it to a smoking crater.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There was a brief crisis as [[A Fan]], Mal, [[Teleros Fireheart|Teleros]] and [[Jenny Collins]] fought to repair a Tear in space-time at the mall. They succeeded, but were flung to the four points of the compass. Meanwhile, a horde of zombie catgirls had to be defeated.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;With the battle at the mall over, bunnies began heading to the spaceport for the next stage in the battle...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fighting Back==&lt;br /&gt;
The Head Alien had used the captured ships to attack the [http://drunkenscribblings.comicgenesis.com Drunken Scribblings] webcomic, but ships from FLEET were close behind, engaging the Head Alien's fleet in orbit. Meanwhile, a strike force was set up by [[Anya]] to board the Head Alien's ship and rescue [[Ankhareon]], [[Ajac]], [[Stardrake]] and [[Jstone]], who had been abducted during the attack on the Head Planning Office. A secondary force, consisting of a diverse group of bunnies and many NPCs, was dispatched to re-capture the stolen board vessels, and inadvertently rescued [[Jstone]], [[Stardrake]], and [[Anky]], who had been left on a Fanworks after the Head Alien took Ajac to his flagship.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;It was about this time that Mayhem's first news channel, [[MNCAN]], began broadcasting. Originally transmitting news of the Crossover Wars, it diversified into RPs quite quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On May 19, over in the Main Forum, Chaos logged [[Scale]] in on one of her creator's accounts. She discovered the forum, and was met warmly by the bunnies therein.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On May 30, a group of bunnies and characters including [[Amon Star]], [[Cheez]] and [[Ed Bunny]] finally ran into the Head Alien aboard a ship. Head Alien threatened to kill Ajac with some sort of gun, but MolTARE stepped in and, stating that Head Alien looked like &amp;quot;a thing of honour&amp;quot;, challenged him to settle the matter the Board way- a game of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornington_Crescent_(game) Mornington Crescent], winner took all. However, it soon reached its endgame when Head Alien managed to name Mornington Crescent. It was then that what is arguably the dirtiest trick in the Wars was pulled- despite being the winner, Head Alien was immediately zapped into something horrible by a TF tank and Ajac retrieved anyway. Though this did help rescue Ajac, an opinion poll by MNCAN on the streets of Mayhem revealed that many citizens could not help but think that this was not the honourable thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Head Alien managed to zap himself back to normal with a discarded TF gun, however, he was presumably killed when FLEET fired a massive rock at his ship at one-third lightspeed, which caused it to explode for some reason.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On July 4, Ajac finally returned to Mayhem, prompting a huge celebration. However, the Wars were far from over...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;TO BE CONTINUED&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Historical events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossover Wars]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:03:40 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:The_Crossover_Wars</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Crossover Wars</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Crossover_Wars</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Fighting Back */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It can be said that good and evil are a matter of perspective, and that measures taken by those defending their land may be just as bad as those taken by the attackers. These two theories were tested to the fullest during the crisis that was the Crossover Wars of 2007, when Bunnies and CRFH Boardies went head to head with an evil the like of which they had never seen before...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The [[Operation Lagomorph]] comic chronicles some of the action between [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fleet.html FLEET], the [[EGS Defence Force|EGS-DF]] and the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]]'s forces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Beginnings==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In early 2007, a band of villains known as the Evil Overlords United, led by the sinister [[Netpoet22|Editor]], launched an attempt to conquer the webcomic universes. Using a technology called DRACO (Dimensional Realities Arcane Crossover Organiser), they subdued world after world in devastating blitzkriegs, leaving the inhabitants reeling. Then one day, EGS appeared on one of their monitors... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Arming and the Retreat==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In response to their observations of EGS, the Bunnies in the [[Main Forum]] began arming themselves against an attack from the EOU, believing it to be coming soon. However, the Overlords noticed the arming of the Bunnies and decided that attacking a place geared up for war would be suicide, and seemingly focused their efforts elsewhere. Not for long, however...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Agent Bunny Comes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 4, 2007, the Overlords sent a spy into the forums, to learn the tactics of the Bunnies and sow dissent. This spy was known as Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
At the same time, a poster named Death Bunny entered the Invasion Thread and signed up for training.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 10, Agent Bunny infiltrated a TF gun warehouse and placed DRACO beacons on some of the crates, allowing a stockpile of TF guns to fall into the hands of the EOU.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 16, things took a dramatic turn- [[Amon Star]] accused Death Bunny of being the mole. Death Bunny was immediately arrested and put on trial, but found not guilty due to lack of evidence. Many apologised, but several remained unconvinced.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 20, a message was sent to travelling webcomic character [[Scale]], whose creators were kidnapped by the EOU. While the bunnies waited for a response, they remained divided and suspicious as to just who Agent Bunny might be...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Attack on the Funky Horror and Agent Bunny's Discovery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 24th, the Head Alien launched an assault on the [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fhei.html Funky Horror], using Agent Bunny's DRACO beacons to bypass any defences. The assault ended when HA's forces captured several spaceships.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Meanwhile, things were heating up in the frantic search for Agent Bunny. Finally, on April 27th, Loweko made this post.....&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Ah, Death Bunny. Found not guilty by a jury of your peers, and so proud of yourself for getting off scot free. A newbie, and therefore one with access to all that bright, shiny equipment because of course EGS took you in and gave you a TF gun... and no doubt you've been hanging around a lot of storage places over the last few weeks. If a newbie wanders around a sensitive area, why, he's clearly just gotten a bit lost. Perfectly understandable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But it's amazing what a background check will turn up, and my Counterintelligence people have discovered you're not a forumite at all. You're a character from Impy &amp;amp; Avery. A webcomic currently plagued by mysterious forcefield technology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In other words, no doubt trying to curry favour with your overlords to avoid the invasion of I&amp;amp;A, you're working to give them EGS instead. You're Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Men? Take him alive ''if it is reasonably practicable.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Death Bunny confessed immediately, and began to fight his way out. A huge battle ensued, with many bunnies injured. However, the victory eventually went to the forces of Bunnydom, Death Bunny just escaping with his life... and a mysterious scrap of paper, which the Overlords were delighted to see...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Preparations In Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The growing crisis was not being ignored in Mayhem. General [[KylenPhylar]] realised that Mayhem needed to be equally defended against attack by the EOU, as it would be EGS' first line of defence. To this end, [[Fort Mayhem]] was set up, and the [[Waffle House]] was requisitioned as the Head Planning Office for the [[EGS Defence Force]]. All these measures were designed to defend against the attack everyone knew was coming, but never quite expected when it did...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Battle of Mayhem: War Comes Home==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On May 2, 2007, war broke out on two fronts: in the damaged mall where Anya and Squata had fought, which was invaded by EOU droids, and at the Head Planning Office itself, which the Head Alien attacked directly, abducting all forces stationed there. Bunny forces quickly began fighting back at the Mall, with the first Bunny casualty being General [[Amon Star]], who was warped back to Fort Mayhem for medical attention. After being pushed back, the [[EGS Defence Force]] was able to cordon off the EOU droids and call in an orbital bombardment. The EOU droids eventually retreated to EOU headquarters, the first victory in the Battle of Mayhem. However, [[Ciennas]] was badly damaged in the battle.&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after, droids were spotted in one of the parks. Bunny forces immediately converged on the park, little knowing that a multidimensional attack on a DRACO portal by [[A Fan]] had opened a dimensional rift at the Mall, unleashing horrible Lovecraftian monstrosities there.  The rift was eventually sealed thanks to the actions of [[A Fan]], Hidden Sanity and [[Jorlem]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The battle at the Park ended when the [[Hammer o' Justice]] bombarded it, reducing it to a smoking crater.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There was a brief crisis as [[A Fan]], Mal, [[Teleros Fireheart|Teleros]] and [[Jenny Collins]] fought to repair a Tear in space-time at the mall. They succeeded, but were flung to the four points of the compass. Meanwhile, a horde of zombie catgirls had to be defeated.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;With the battle at the mall over, bunnies began heading to the spaceport for the next stage in the battle...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Taking the Offensive==&lt;br /&gt;
The Head Alien had used the captured ships to attack the [http://drunkenscribblings.comicgenesis.com Drunken Scribblings] webcomic, but ships from FLEET were close behind, engaging the Head Alien's fleet in orbit. Meanwhile, a strike force was set up by [[Anya]] to board the Head Alien's ship and rescue [[Ankhareon]], [[Ajac]], [[Stardrake]] and [[Jstone]], who had been abducted during the attack on the Head Planning Office. A secondary force, consisting of a diverse group of bunnies and many NPCs, was dispatched to re-capture the stolen board vessels, and inadvertently rescued [[Jstone]], [[Stardrake]], and [[Anky]], who had been left on a Fanworks after the Head Alien took Ajac to his flagship.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;It was about this time that Mayhem's first news channel, [[MNCAN]], began broadcasting. Originally transmitting news of the Crossover Wars, it diversified into RPs quite quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On May 19, over in the Main Forum, Chaos logged [[Scale]] in on one of her creator's accounts. She discovered the forum, and was met warmly by the bunnies therein.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On May 30, a group of bunnies and characters including [[Amon Star]], [[Cheez]] and [[Ed Bunny]] finally ran into the Head Alien aboard a ship. Head Alien threatened to kill Ajac with some sort of gun, but MolTARE stepped in and, stating that Head Alien looked like &amp;quot;a thing of honour&amp;quot;, challenged him to settle the matter the Board way- a game of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornington_Crescent_(game) Mornington Crescent], winner took all. However, it soon reached its endgame when Head Alien managed to name Mornington Crescent. It was then that what is arguably the dirtiest trick in the Wars was pulled- despite being the winner, Head Alien was immediately zapped into something horrible by a TF tank and Ajac retrieved anyway. Though this did help rescue Ajac, an opinion poll by MNCAN on the streets of Mayhem revealed that many citizens could not help but think that this was not the honourable thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Head Alien managed to zap himself back to normal with a discarded TF gun, however, he was presumably killed when FLEET fired a massive rock at his ship at one-third lightspeed, which caused it to explode for some reason.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On July 4, Ajac finally returned to Mayhem, prompting a huge celebration. However, the Wars were far from over...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;TO BE CONTINUED&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Historical events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossover Wars]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>The Ed Bunny Mysteries</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Ed_Bunny_Mysteries</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Stories */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;::''[[Ed Bunny, PI]] redirects here. For the central character, see [[Ed Bunny]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Ed Bunny Mysteries are a series of fanfics by [[Piebunny]] based on the Mayhemmers. In the stories, the central character, [[Ed Bunny]], investigates the mysteries of the people of Mayhem City and catches da poips responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
An important artifact in the storyline is the [[Maltese Terrier]], a chunk of Dewitchery Diamond carved into the shape of a dog, which appears in the [[Ed Bunny: The Big Case|first story]] and is the central focus of [[Ed Bunny: Return of the Maltese Terrier|the second]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is currently in the midst of a crossover with [[Heroes of Mayhem]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Setting==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The setting is Mayhem. [[Mayhem]] is a sprawling metropolis presided over by Mayor [[Dan Shive]]. Its Police Chief is [[Berk]]. There are three major gangs in Mayhem: [[Gal-Zabor]], led by the eccentric [[Kraggi]]; [[Felina]] led by [[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]] and [[Svensylsquatostan]], led by both [[sven8705|Sven]] and [[Squato]]. The ritzier end of town can be found near the corner of Steak and Kidney, on which can be found Kuching Towers, home of Brylian Troy. &lt;br /&gt;
A massively complex sewer system runs underneath the city and connects every street corner with every other street corner, albeit in a not very straightforward manner. It is inadvisable to go down there, as the water glows green for some reason. However, many lost items somehow mysteriously turn up in the sewer. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Important Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ed Bunny]]- The main character. A private eye.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kraggi]]- The leader of Gal-Zabor. A nutcase.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squata]]- One of the main antagonists. A nutcase.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome|Jesse]]- An annoying thug who repeatedly hurls half-bricks at Ed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]]- The leader of Felina.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[catldr24|The Cat Loder]]- A very helpful cat-person. Deceased.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berk]]- The Mayhem Chief of Police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stories==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=90144 The Big Case]- Ed is hired by [[Cameo]] to find her lost squirrel teddy, and stumbles onto the biggest case of his life.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=90344 Return of the Maltese Terrier]- Ed recieves a mysterious package in the mail. Who sent it, and why?&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2662123#2662123 Moider Most Foul]- The Cat Loder has been iced! Whodunnit?&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=92207 The Frame-Up/The Crossover]- &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Ed's been framed for a crime he didn't commit! Can he find refuge in an alternate Mayhem?&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; - Aborted.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2766334#2766334 A Shattered Alliance]- [[Drayco|Drayco's]] Secret Santa present. Bunny and Runir Private Investigators gets its first-ever case, but things don't go according to plan...&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2620531 The fanfics, all linked together in one handy thread.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Comparison with [[Heroes of Mayhem]]==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was, in fact, [[Heroes of Mayhem]] that inspired [[Piebunny]] to write the Ed Bunny Mysteries, however the two authors handle their stories somewhat differently. The following is a fairly accurate comparison by Jesse himself of the two different authors' styles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Ed Bunny Mysteries===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny: Hmm.... I think Kum-El will fit in here and... uh.... hah, don't need to use this gal... I can use him... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous Bunny: Mista Pie Bunny, may I have a cameo? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny: No, you wouldn't fit into teh story. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Heroes of Mayhem===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Must. Fit. As. Many. Cameos. And. Scenes. With. Naked. Cameo. As. Possible. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous Bunny: Give me a cameo in you story. Now. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Of course, I'll fit you in.... somehow. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cameo: JESSE! Are you writing scenes with me in the nude, again!?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Eep...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fanfics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Ed Bunny, PI]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:00:59 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:The_Ed_Bunny_Mysteries</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Ed Bunny Mysteries</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Ed_Bunny_Mysteries</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Stories */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;::''[[Ed Bunny, PI]] redirects here. For the central character, see [[Ed Bunny]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Ed Bunny Mysteries are a series of fanfics by [[Piebunny]] based on the Mayhemmers. In the stories, the central character, [[Ed Bunny]], investigates the mysteries of the people of Mayhem City and catches da poips responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
An important artifact in the storyline is the [[Maltese Terrier]], a chunk of Dewitchery Diamond carved into the shape of a dog, which appears in the [[Ed Bunny: The Big Case|first story]] and is the central focus of [[Ed Bunny: Return of the Maltese Terrier|the second]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is currently in the midst of a crossover with [[Heroes of Mayhem]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Setting==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The setting is Mayhem. [[Mayhem]] is a sprawling metropolis presided over by Mayor [[Dan Shive]]. Its Police Chief is [[Berk]]. There are three major gangs in Mayhem: [[Gal-Zabor]], led by the eccentric [[Kraggi]]; [[Felina]] led by [[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]] and [[Svensylsquatostan]], led by both [[sven8705|Sven]] and [[Squato]]. The ritzier end of town can be found near the corner of Steak and Kidney, on which can be found Kuching Towers, home of Brylian Troy. &lt;br /&gt;
A massively complex sewer system runs underneath the city and connects every street corner with every other street corner, albeit in a not very straightforward manner. It is inadvisable to go down there, as the water glows green for some reason. However, many lost items somehow mysteriously turn up in the sewer. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Important Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ed Bunny]]- The main character. A private eye.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kraggi]]- The leader of Gal-Zabor. A nutcase.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squata]]- One of the main antagonists. A nutcase.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome|Jesse]]- An annoying thug who repeatedly hurls half-bricks at Ed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]]- The leader of Felina.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[catldr24|The Cat Loder]]- A very helpful cat-person. Deceased.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berk]]- The Mayhem Chief of Police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stories==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=90144 The Big Case]- Ed is hired by [[Cameo]] to find her lost squirrel teddy, and stumbles onto the biggest case of his life.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=90344 Return of the Maltese Terrier]- Ed recieves a mysterious package in the mail. Who sent it, and why?&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2662123#2662123 Moider Most Foul]- The Cat Loder has been iced! Whodunnit?&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=92207 The Frame-Up/The Crossover]- Ed's been framed for a crime he didn't commit! Can he find refuge in an alternate Mayhem? - Aborted.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2766334#2766334 A Shattered Alliance]- [[Drayco|Drayco's]] Secret Santa present. Bunny and Runir Private Investigators gets its first-ever case, but things don't go according to plan...&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2620531 The fanfics, all linked together in one handy thread.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Comparison with [[Heroes of Mayhem]]==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was, in fact, [[Heroes of Mayhem]] that inspired [[Piebunny]] to write the Ed Bunny Mysteries, however the two authors handle their stories somewhat differently. The following is a fairly accurate comparison by Jesse himself of the two different authors' styles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Ed Bunny Mysteries===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny: Hmm.... I think Kum-El will fit in here and... uh.... hah, don't need to use this gal... I can use him... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous Bunny: Mista Pie Bunny, may I have a cameo? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny: No, you wouldn't fit into teh story. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Heroes of Mayhem===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Must. Fit. As. Many. Cameos. And. Scenes. With. Naked. Cameo. As. Possible. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous Bunny: Give me a cameo in you story. Now. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Of course, I'll fit you in.... somehow. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cameo: JESSE! Are you writing scenes with me in the nude, again!?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Eep...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fanfics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Ed Bunny, PI]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:00:16 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:The_Ed_Bunny_Mysteries</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Ed Bunny Mysteries</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Ed_Bunny_Mysteries</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Stories */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;::''[[Ed Bunny, PI]] redirects here. For the central character, see [[Ed Bunny]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Ed Bunny Mysteries are a series of fanfics by [[Piebunny]] based on the Mayhemmers. In the stories, the central character, [[Ed Bunny]], investigates the mysteries of the people of Mayhem City and catches da poips responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
An important artifact in the storyline is the [[Maltese Terrier]], a chunk of Dewitchery Diamond carved into the shape of a dog, which appears in the [[Ed Bunny: The Big Case|first story]] and is the central focus of [[Ed Bunny: Return of the Maltese Terrier|the second]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is currently in the midst of a crossover with [[Heroes of Mayhem]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Setting==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The setting is Mayhem. [[Mayhem]] is a sprawling metropolis presided over by Mayor [[Dan Shive]]. Its Police Chief is [[Berk]]. There are three major gangs in Mayhem: [[Gal-Zabor]], led by the eccentric [[Kraggi]]; [[Felina]] led by [[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]] and [[Svensylsquatostan]], led by both [[sven8705|Sven]] and [[Squato]]. The ritzier end of town can be found near the corner of Steak and Kidney, on which can be found Kuching Towers, home of Brylian Troy. &lt;br /&gt;
A massively complex sewer system runs underneath the city and connects every street corner with every other street corner, albeit in a not very straightforward manner. It is inadvisable to go down there, as the water glows green for some reason. However, many lost items somehow mysteriously turn up in the sewer. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Important Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ed Bunny]]- The main character. A private eye.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kraggi]]- The leader of Gal-Zabor. A nutcase.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squata]]- One of the main antagonists. A nutcase.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome|Jesse]]- An annoying thug who repeatedly hurls half-bricks at Ed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]]- The leader of Felina.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[catldr24|The Cat Loder]]- A very helpful cat-person. Deceased.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berk]]- The Mayhem Chief of Police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stories==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=90144 The Big Case]- Ed is hired by [[Cameo]] to find her lost squirrel teddy, and stumbles onto the biggest case of his life.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=90344 Return of the Maltese Terrier]- Ed recieves a mysterious package in the mail. Who sent it, and why?&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2662123#2662123 Moider Most Foul]- The Cat Loder has been iced! Whodunnit?&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=92207 The Frame-Up/The Crossover]- Ed's been framed for a crime he didn't commit! Can he find refuge in an alternate Mayhem? -I SWEAR I'LL FINISH THIS ONE!&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2766334#2766334 A Shattered Alliance]- [[Drayco|Drayco's]] Secret Santa present. Bunny and Runir Private Investigators gets its first-ever case, but things don't go according to plan...&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2620531 The fanfics, all linked together in one handy thread.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Comparison with [[Heroes of Mayhem]]==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was, in fact, [[Heroes of Mayhem]] that inspired [[Piebunny]] to write the Ed Bunny Mysteries, however the two authors handle their stories somewhat differently. The following is a fairly accurate comparison by Jesse himself of the two different authors' styles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Ed Bunny Mysteries===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny: Hmm.... I think Kum-El will fit in here and... uh.... hah, don't need to use this gal... I can use him... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous Bunny: Mista Pie Bunny, may I have a cameo? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny: No, you wouldn't fit into teh story. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Heroes of Mayhem===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Must. Fit. As. Many. Cameos. And. Scenes. With. Naked. Cameo. As. Possible. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous Bunny: Give me a cameo in you story. Now. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Of course, I'll fit you in.... somehow. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cameo: JESSE! Are you writing scenes with me in the nude, again!?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Eep...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fanfics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Ed Bunny, PI]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:34:24 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:The_Ed_Bunny_Mysteries</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Ed Bunny Mysteries</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Ed_Bunny_Mysteries</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Heroes of Mayhem */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;::''[[Ed Bunny, PI]] redirects here. For the central character, see [[Ed Bunny]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Ed Bunny Mysteries are a series of fanfics by [[Piebunny]] based on the Mayhemmers. In the stories, the central character, [[Ed Bunny]], investigates the mysteries of the people of Mayhem City and catches da poips responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
An important artifact in the storyline is the [[Maltese Terrier]], a chunk of Dewitchery Diamond carved into the shape of a dog, which appears in the [[Ed Bunny: The Big Case|first story]] and is the central focus of [[Ed Bunny: Return of the Maltese Terrier|the second]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is currently in the midst of a crossover with [[Heroes of Mayhem]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Setting==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The setting is Mayhem. [[Mayhem]] is a sprawling metropolis presided over by Mayor [[Dan Shive]]. Its Police Chief is [[Berk]]. There are three major gangs in Mayhem: [[Gal-Zabor]], led by the eccentric [[Kraggi]]; [[Felina]] led by [[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]] and [[Svensylsquatostan]], led by both [[sven8705|Sven]] and [[Squato]]. The ritzier end of town can be found near the corner of Steak and Kidney, on which can be found Kuching Towers, home of Brylian Troy. &lt;br /&gt;
A massively complex sewer system runs underneath the city and connects every street corner with every other street corner, albeit in a not very straightforward manner. It is inadvisable to go down there, as the water glows green for some reason. However, many lost items somehow mysteriously turn up in the sewer. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Important Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ed Bunny]]- The main character. A private eye.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kraggi]]- The leader of Gal-Zabor. A nutcase.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squata]]- One of the main antagonists. A nutcase.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome|Jesse]]- An annoying thug who repeatedly hurls half-bricks at Ed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]]- The leader of Felina.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[catldr24|The Cat Loder]]- A very helpful cat-person. Deceased.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berk]]- The Mayhem Chief of Police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stories==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=90144 The Big Case]- Ed is hired by [[Cameo]] to find her lost squirrel teddy, and stumbles onto the biggest case of his life.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=90344 Return of the Maltese Terrier]- Ed recieves a mysterious package in the mail. Who sent it, and why?&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2662123#2662123 Moider Most Foul]- The Cat Loder has been iced! Whodunnit?&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=92207 The Frame-Up/The Crossover]- Ed's been framed for a crime he didn't commit! Can he find refuge in an alternate Mayhem? -I SWEAR I'LL FINISH THIS ONE!&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2766334#2766334 A Shattered Alliance]- [[Drayco|Drayco's]] Secret Santa present. Bunny and Runir Private Investigators gets its first-ever case, but things don't go according to plan...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Comparison with [[Heroes of Mayhem]]==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was, in fact, [[Heroes of Mayhem]] that inspired [[Piebunny]] to write the Ed Bunny Mysteries, however the two authors handle their stories somewhat differently. The following is a fairly accurate comparison by Jesse himself of the two different authors' styles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Ed Bunny Mysteries===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny: Hmm.... I think Kum-El will fit in here and... uh.... hah, don't need to use this gal... I can use him... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous Bunny: Mista Pie Bunny, may I have a cameo? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny: No, you wouldn't fit into teh story. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Heroes of Mayhem===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Must. Fit. As. Many. Cameos. And. Scenes. With. Naked. Cameo. As. Possible. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous Bunny: Give me a cameo in you story. Now. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Of course, I'll fit you in.... somehow. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cameo: JESSE! Are you writing scenes with me in the nude, again!?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Eep...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fanfics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Ed Bunny, PI]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:34:04 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:The_Ed_Bunny_Mysteries</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Ed Bunny Mysteries</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Ed_Bunny_Mysteries</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Stories */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;::''[[Ed Bunny, PI]] redirects here. For the central character, see [[Ed Bunny]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Ed Bunny Mysteries are a series of fanfics by [[Piebunny]] based on the Mayhemmers. In the stories, the central character, [[Ed Bunny]], investigates the mysteries of the people of Mayhem City and catches da poips responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
An important artifact in the storyline is the [[Maltese Terrier]], a chunk of Dewitchery Diamond carved into the shape of a dog, which appears in the [[Ed Bunny: The Big Case|first story]] and is the central focus of [[Ed Bunny: Return of the Maltese Terrier|the second]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is currently in the midst of a crossover with [[Heroes of Mayhem]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Setting==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The setting is Mayhem. [[Mayhem]] is a sprawling metropolis presided over by Mayor [[Dan Shive]]. Its Police Chief is [[Berk]]. There are three major gangs in Mayhem: [[Gal-Zabor]], led by the eccentric [[Kraggi]]; [[Felina]] led by [[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]] and [[Svensylsquatostan]], led by both [[sven8705|Sven]] and [[Squato]]. The ritzier end of town can be found near the corner of Steak and Kidney, on which can be found Kuching Towers, home of Brylian Troy. &lt;br /&gt;
A massively complex sewer system runs underneath the city and connects every street corner with every other street corner, albeit in a not very straightforward manner. It is inadvisable to go down there, as the water glows green for some reason. However, many lost items somehow mysteriously turn up in the sewer. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Important Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ed Bunny]]- The main character. A private eye.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kraggi]]- The leader of Gal-Zabor. A nutcase.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squata]]- One of the main antagonists. A nutcase.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome|Jesse]]- An annoying thug who repeatedly hurls half-bricks at Ed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]]- The leader of Felina.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[catldr24|The Cat Loder]]- A very helpful cat-person. Deceased.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berk]]- The Mayhem Chief of Police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stories==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=90144 The Big Case]- Ed is hired by [[Cameo]] to find her lost squirrel teddy, and stumbles onto the biggest case of his life.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=90344 Return of the Maltese Terrier]- Ed recieves a mysterious package in the mail. Who sent it, and why?&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2662123#2662123 Moider Most Foul]- The Cat Loder has been iced! Whodunnit?&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=92207 The Frame-Up/The Crossover]- Ed's been framed for a crime he didn't commit! Can he find refuge in an alternate Mayhem? -I SWEAR I'LL FINISH THIS ONE!&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2766334#2766334 A Shattered Alliance]- [[Drayco|Drayco's]] Secret Santa present. Bunny and Runir Private Investigators gets its first-ever case, but things don't go according to plan...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Comparison with [[Heroes of Mayhem]]==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was, in fact, [[Heroes of Mayhem]] that inspired [[Piebunny]] to write the Ed Bunny Mysteries, however the two authors handle their stories somewhat differently. The following is a fairly accurate comparison by Jesse himself of the two different authors' styles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Ed Bunny Mysteries===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny: Hmm.... I think Kum-El will fit in here and... uh.... hah, don't need to use this gal... I can use him... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous Bunny: Mista Pie Bunny, may I have a cameo? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny: No, you wouldn't fit into teh story. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Heroes of Mayhem===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Must. Fit. As. Many. Cameos. And. Scenes. With. Naked. Cameo. As. Possible. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anonymous Bunny: Give me a cameo in you story. Now. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Of course, I'll fit you in.... somehow. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cameo: JESSE! Are you writing scenes with me in the nude, again!?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Eep...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2620531 The fanfics, all linked together in one handy thread.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fanfics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Ed Bunny, PI]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:33:42 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:The_Ed_Bunny_Mysteries</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Mayhem</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Mayhem</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Mayhem''' is....&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;*ahem* Mayhem is....&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;...That's pretty much all you can say for sure about Mayhem. Mayhem ''is.''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Mayhem takes many shapes and forms. It can be a city or a continent, a building or a planet. (There have even been suggestions that it is an Internet forum, but it's safe to say that theory's rubbish.) Mayhem exists because people acknowledge it does; it is shaped by the power of thought alone. Mayhem is whatever the observer believes it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, that being the case, there are many different realities that are called Mayhem. There is the Mayhem of Ed Bunny's universe, the Mayhem that the Heroes must defend.... Pinning down Mayhem as being ''just one thing'' is definitively impossible. Not to say people haven't tried.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ed Bunny's Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Ed Bunny]]'s universe, Mayhem is a sprawling metropolis presided over by Mayor [[Dan|Dan Shive]]. Its Police Chief is [[Berk]]. There are three major gangs in Mayhem: [[Gal-Zabor]], led by the eccentric [[Kraggi]]; [[Felina]] led by [[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]] and [[Svensylsquatostan]], led by both [[Sven8705|Sven]] and [[Squato]].&lt;br /&gt;
The ritzier end of town can be found near the corner of Steak and Kidney, on which can be found Kuching Towers, home of Brylian Troy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A massively complex sewer system runs underneath the city and connects every street corner with every other street corner, albeit in a not very straightforward manner. It is inadvisable to go down there, as the water glows green for some reason. However, many lost items somehow mysteriously turn up in the sewer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Heroes of Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Set on the same planetoid as Myth City, Mayhem is made of 5 island-continents (each about the size of Australia) and a vast archipelago. Shaped like the Wiccan star (a five pointed star, with an IC taking up the middle), each island-continent (IC)(will just call include the archipelago for simplicity's sake) has an elemental theme correlating with their position on the star (save for the middle, which has no purpose on the Wiccan star but is Aether, from the classical Greek element). The six are Earth, Fire, Water, Wind, Spirit, and Aether (pronounced &amp;quot;Ether&amp;quot;). Each is run by an Elemental Lord. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''Lord [[Jonixlord|Jonix]] the Blind''' is an archmage, and runs the Isle of Spirit.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Paradox the Plot God''' is an enigma, and runs the Isle of Aether.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Shive''' is a powerful squirrel-kin geomancer, and runs the Isle of Earth.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Corran Star''' is an old dragon, and runs the Isle of Fire.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Commodore Berk''' is a sailor of great influence, and runs the Isle of Water (which is really an archipelago).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[VOR|Vor]]''' is a [[lemur]] spirit, and runs the Isle of Wind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Locations]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:13:51 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Mayhem</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Mayhem</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Mayhem</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Mayhem''' is....&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;*ahem* Mayhem is....&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;...That's pretty much all you can say for sure about Mayhem. Mayhem ''is.''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Mayhem takes many shapes and forms. It can be a city or a continent, a building or a planet. (There have even been suggestions that it is an Internet forum, but it's safe to say that theory's rubbish.) Mayhem exists because people acknowledge it does; it is shaped by the power of thought alone. Mayhem is whatever the observer believes it to be.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, that being the case, there are many different realities that are called Mayhem. There is the Mayhem of Ed Bunny's universe, the Mayhem that the Heroes must defend.... Pinning down Mayhem as being ''just one thing''' is definitively impossible. Not to say people haven't tried.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ed Bunny's Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Ed Bunny]]'s universe, Mayhem is a sprawling metropolis presided over by Mayor [[Dan|Dan Shive]]. Its Police Chief is [[Berk]]. There are three major gangs in Mayhem: [[Gal-Zabor]], led by the eccentric [[Kraggi]]; [[Felina]] led by [[Brylian_Troy|Brylian Troy]] and [[Svensylsquatostan]], led by both [[Sven8705|Sven]] and [[Squato]].&lt;br /&gt;
The ritzier end of town can be found near the corner of Steak and Kidney, on which can be found Kuching Towers, home of Brylian Troy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A massively complex sewer system runs underneath the city and connects every street corner with every other street corner, albeit in a not very straightforward manner. It is inadvisable to go down there, as the water glows green for some reason. However, many lost items somehow mysteriously turn up in the sewer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Heroes of Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Set on the same planetoid as Myth City, Mayhem is made of 5 island-continents (each about the size of Australia) and a vast archipelago. Shaped like the Wiccan star (a five pointed star, with an IC taking up the middle), each island-continent (IC)(will just call include the archipelago for simplicity's sake) has an elemental theme correlating with their position on the star (save for the middle, which has no purpose on the Wiccan star but is Aether, from the classical Greek element). The six are Earth, Fire, Water, Wind, Spirit, and Aether (pronounced &amp;quot;Ether&amp;quot;). Each is run by an Elemental Lord. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''Lord [[Jonixlord|Jonix]] the Blind''' is an archmage, and runs the Isle of Spirit.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Paradox the Plot God''' is an enigma, and runs the Isle of Aether.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Shive''' is a powerful squirrel-kin geomancer, and runs the Isle of Earth.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Corran Star''' is an old dragon, and runs the Isle of Fire.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Commodore Berk''' is a sailor of great influence, and runs the Isle of Water (which is really an archipelago).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[VOR|Vor]]''' is a [[lemur]] spirit, and runs the Isle of Wind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Locations]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:13:12 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Mayhem</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Talk:Kgirl1992</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Kgirl1992</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;That thing about detesting Vampiress Kat and grammar nazis almost made me not fix your page, Kgirl. But! I'm a nice guy. So, there's your fixed-up wiki page. Badabing, badaboom. Now do try to use the English language better in the future, hmmm? [[User:Piebunny|Piebunny]] 20:33, 7 June 2007 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:33:43 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Kgirl1992</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Talk:Kgirl1992</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Kgirl1992</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;That thing about detesting Vampiress Kat and grammar nazis almost made me not fix your page, Kgirl. But! I'm a nice guy. So, there's your fixed-up wiki page Badabing, badaboom. Now do try to use the English language better in the future, hmmm? [[User:Piebunny|Piebunny]] 20:33, 7 June 2007 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:33:17 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Kgirl1992</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Talk:Kgirl1992</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Kgirl1992</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;That thing about detesting Vampiress Kat and grammar nazis almost made me ot fix your page, Kgirl. But! I'm a nice guy. So, there's your fixed-up wiki page Badabing, badaboom. Now do try to use the English language better in the future, hmmm? [[User:Piebunny|Piebunny]] 20:33, 7 June 2007 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:33:02 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Kgirl1992</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Crossover Wars</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Crossover_Wars</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;Merged Contact with Scale and Taking the Offensive.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It can be said that good and evil are a matter of perspective, and that measures taken by those defending their land may be just as bad as those taken by the attackers. These two theories were tested to the fullest during the crisis that was the Crossover Wars of 2007, when Bunnies and CRFH Boardies went head to head with an evil the like of which they had never seen before...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The [[Operation Lagomorph]] comic chronicles some of the action between [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fleet.html FLEET], the [[EGS Defence Force|EGS-DF]] and the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]]'s forces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Beginnings==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In early 2007, a band of villains known as the Evil Overlords United, led by the sinister [[Netpoet22|Editor]], launched an attempt to conquer the webcomic universes. Using a technology called DRACO (Dimensional Realities Arcane Crossover Organiser), they subdued world after world in devastating blitzkriegs, leaving the inhabitants reeling. Then one day, EGS appeared on one of their monitors... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Arming and the Retreat==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In response to their observations of EGS, the Bunnies in the [[Main Forum]] began arming themselves against an attack from the EOU, believing it to be coming soon. However, the Overlords noticed the arming of the Bunnies and decided that attacking a place geared up for war would be suicide, and seemingly focused their efforts elsewhere. Not for long, however...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Agent Bunny Comes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 4, 2007, the Overlords sent a spy into the forums, to learn the tactics of the Bunnies and sow dissent. This spy was known as Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
At the same time, a poster named Death Bunny entered the Invasion Thread and signed up for training.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 10, Agent Bunny infiltrated a TF gun warehouse and placed DRACO beacons on some of the crates, allowing a stockpile of TF guns to fall into the hands of the EOU.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 16, things took a dramatic turn- [[Amon Star]] accused Death Bunny of being the mole. Death Bunny was immediately arrested and put on trial, but found not guilty due to lack of evidence. Many apologised, but several remained unconvinced.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 20, a message was sent to travelling webcomic character [[Scale]], whose creators were kidnapped by the EOU. While the bunnies waited for a response, they remained divided and suspicious as to just who Agent Bunny might be...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Attack on the Funky Horror and Agent Bunny's Discovery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 24th, the Head Alien launched an assault on the [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fhei.html Funky Horror], using Agent Bunny's DRACO beacons to bypass any defences. The assault ended when HA's forces captured several spaceships.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Meanwhile, things were heating up in the frantic search for Agent Bunny. Finally, on April 27th, Loweko made this post.....&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Ah, Death Bunny. Found not guilty by a jury of your peers, and so proud of yourself for getting off scot free. A newbie, and therefore one with access to all that bright, shiny equipment because of course EGS took you in and gave you a TF gun... and no doubt you've been hanging around a lot of storage places over the last few weeks. If a newbie wanders around a sensitive area, why, he's clearly just gotten a bit lost. Perfectly understandable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But it's amazing what a background check will turn up, and my Counterintelligence people have discovered you're not a forumite at all. You're a character from Impy &amp;amp; Avery. A webcomic currently plagued by mysterious forcefield technology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In other words, no doubt trying to curry favour with your overlords to avoid the invasion of I&amp;amp;A, you're working to give them EGS instead. You're Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Men? Take him alive ''if it is reasonably practicable.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Death Bunny confessed immediately, and began to fight his way out. A huge battle ensued, with many bunnies injured. However, the victory eventually went to the forces of Bunnydom, Death Bunny just escaping with his life... and a mysterious scrap of paper, which the Overlords were delighted to see...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Preparations In Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The growing crisis was not being ignored in Mayhem. General [[KylenPhylar]] realised that Mayhem needed to be equally defended against attack by the EOU, as it would be EGS' first line of defence. To this end, [[Fort Mayhem]] was set up, and the [[Waffle House]] was requisitioned as the Head Planning Office for the [[EGS Defence Force]]. All these measures were designed to defend against the attack everyone knew was coming, but never quite expected when it did...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Battle of Mayhem: War Comes Home==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On May 2, 2007, war broke out on two fronts: in the damaged mall where Anya and Squata had fought, which was invaded by EOU droids, and at the Head Planning Office itself, which the Head Alien attacked directly, abducting all forces stationed there. Bunny forces quickly began fighting back at the Mall, with the first Bunny casualty being General [[Amon Star]], who was warped back to Fort Mayhem for medical attention. After being pushed back, the [[EGS Defence Force]] was able to cordon off the EOU droids and call in an orbital bombardment. The EOU droids eventually retreated to EOU headquarters, the first victory in the Battle of Mayhem. However, [[Ciennas]] was badly damaged in the battle.&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after, droids were spotted in one of the parks. Bunny forces immediately converged on the park, little knowing that a multidimensional attack on a DRACO portal by [[A Fan]] had opened a dimensional rift at the Mall, unleashing horrible Lovecraftian monstrosities there.  The rift was eventually sealed thanks to the actions of [[A Fan]], Hidden Sanity and [[Jorlem]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The battle at the Park ended when the [[Hammer o' Justice]] bombarded it, reducing it to a smoking crater.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There was a brief crisis as [[A Fan]], Mal, [[Teleros Fireheart|Teleros]] and [[Jenny Collins]] fought to repair a Tear in space-time at the mall. They succeeded, but were flung to the four points of the compass. Meanwhile, a horde of zombie catgirls had to be defeated.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;With the battle at the mall over, bunnies began heading to the spaceport for the next stage in the battle...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Taking the Offensive==&lt;br /&gt;
The Head Alien had used the captured ships to attack the [http://drunkenscribblings.comicgenesis.com Drunken Scribblings] webcomic, but ships from FLEET were close behind, engaging the Head Alien's fleet in orbit. Meanwhile, a strike force was set up by [[Anya]] to board the Head Alien's ship and rescue [[Ankhareon]], [[Ajac]], [[Stardrake]] and [[Jstone]], who had been abducted during the attack on the Head Planning Office.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;It was about this time that Mayhem's first news channel, [[MNCAN]], began broadcasting. Originally transmitting news of the Crossover Wars, it diversified into RPs quite quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;On May 19, over in the Main Forum, Chaos logged [[Scale]] in on one of her creator's accounts. She discovered the forum, and was met warmly by the bunnies therein.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;TO BE CONTINUED&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Historical events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossover Wars]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 08:38:08 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:The_Crossover_Wars</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Piebunny</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Piebunny</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Piebunny is one of the bunnies on the Mayhem Forums, the creator of such things as [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and The [[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is famous for his [[Small Blue Big Red Buttons]], which generate random effects when pressed, and cause the universe to implode when pressed more than once in five minutes; and also his song [[Do the Seconding]]. He is considerably less famous for his [http://www.choochoomania.tk Sagas of Choochoomania].&lt;br /&gt;
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He dislikes the [[NSW Department of Education and Training]] with great intensity.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is the darling boyfriend/gorgeous hubby of absolutely nobody, as he is a pathetic sadsack loser who nobody in their right mind would want to date. His only hope lies in the simple fact that many people on Mayhem are not in their right minds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Avatar==&lt;br /&gt;
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Piebunny has gone through many avatars, the first being one of Ellen. His second avatar was a pie with bunny ears and his third was a cleaned-up version of the same avatar.&lt;br /&gt;
For a while, he assumed a female avatar and persona for Grace's Birthday Party, changing back to a male one at its conclusion, then one of [[Ed Bunny]]. His current avatar features [[KFPB]]. [[Image:PBavatar.png|frame|Piebunny's current avatar.]]&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Style==&lt;br /&gt;
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''Piebunny...Piebunny's style is like what would happen if [[Kraggi]] and I had a baby, and that baby went back in time and took classes from Douglas Adams and hang out with the cast of Monty Python (before they hit the Big Time) for a while before aging into the present and becoming a crazy old coot and then getting a youthifying treatment. That's about the best I can describe it.'' -VOR&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Marco and Marci Marcellis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ed Bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keenfans Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jade]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tadahiko Bakamono]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kat Eggsalad]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kelly Felicia Parker-Benson]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Captain Mullet (Bazza)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Non-Gender-Specific Socially-Acceptable-Deed-Committing Person]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==List of Current Active RPs/Games==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Psion RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KeenFans RP 2.01]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EGS Town]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hyperspace RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aftermath II RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wingies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A League Of Their Own]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fluff==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Piebunny has attempted to create three other RPs, &amp;quot;Let There Be Light&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;30 Years?!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The [[Hyperspace RP]]&amp;quot;; only the last one looks like it will go anywhere.&lt;br /&gt;
*He has spent two significant periods as a girl, once when a TF Gun Emoticon malfunctioned and the other for Grace's Birthday Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*He once made a thread celebrating his own birthday in the [[main forum]], which led to an argument by two other bunnies.&lt;br /&gt;
*It was his idea to have a [[Mayhem Wiki]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Despite rumors to the contrary, he is not, in fact, a high ranking officer in the French army.&lt;br /&gt;
*OR IS HE?&lt;br /&gt;
*During [[The Enigma Incident]], Piebunny was somewhat exasperated by [[Enigma_Nova]]. However, he was in favor of allowing him to stay, provided he stop pissing people off.&lt;br /&gt;
*Pie Bunny appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a flying Pie-shaped saucer with bunny ear decorations.&lt;br /&gt;
*He appears in [[Ed Bunny, PI]] as Ed himself, as indicated by the sign on Ed's door &amp;quot;P.I. E. Bunny&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Private Investigator Edward Bunny&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*He is on a grand and noble quest to revive the categories slain by [[ChroniclerC]] in his &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;insane massacre&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; cleaning up of the Wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
*He is a member of [[A.D.M.I.N]], and is regretting that his ADMIN form is a girl in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform. With no underwear.&lt;br /&gt;
*He enjoys watching lame kiddie shows like Dora the Explorer and Blue's Clues, and heckling the presenters.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Authors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:GMs who are also PCs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 08:28:44 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Piebunny</comments>		</item>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 08:27:56 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/File_talk:PBavatar.png</comments>		</item>
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			<title>MNCAN</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/MNCAN</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:mncan.png|frame|The logo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Slogans==&lt;br /&gt;
*WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.&lt;br /&gt;
*TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.&lt;br /&gt;
*NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.&lt;br /&gt;
*WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.&lt;br /&gt;
*ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Reporters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Head]] - Anchorman.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crispy Baines]] - Sports, also hosts a talk show.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Benjamin Dover]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Toni Zerranati]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kate Defoe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[James Dandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Theresa Green]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Justin D. Nickerthyme]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 06:10:32 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:MNCAN</comments>		</item>
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			<title>MNCAN</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/MNCAN</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Reporters */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channnel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:mncan.png|frame|The logo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Slogans==&lt;br /&gt;
*WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.&lt;br /&gt;
*TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.&lt;br /&gt;
*NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.&lt;br /&gt;
*WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.&lt;br /&gt;
*ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Reporters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Head]] - Anchorman.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crispy Baines]] - Sports, also hosts a talk show.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Benjamin Dover]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Toni Zerranati]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kate Defoe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[James Dandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Theresa Green]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Justin D. Nickerthyme]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 06:10:17 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:MNCAN</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Crossover Wars</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Crossover_Wars</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Taking the Offensive */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It can be said that good and evil are a matter of perspective, and that measures taken by those defending their land may be just as bad as those taken by the attackers. These two theories were tested to the fullest during the crisis that was the Crossover Wars of 2007, when Bunnies and CRFH Boardies went head to head with an evil the like of which they had never seen before...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The [[Operation Lagomorph]] comic chronicles some of the action between [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fleet.html FLEET], the [[EGS Defence Force|EGS-DF]] and the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]]'s forces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Beginnings==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In early 2007, a band of villains known as the Evil Overlords United, led by the sinister [[Netpoet22|Editor]], launched an attempt to conquer the webcomic universes. Using a technology called DRACO (Dimensional Realities Arcane Crossover Organiser), they subdued world after world in devastating blitzkriegs, leaving the inhabitants reeling. Then one day, EGS appeared on one of their monitors... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Arming and the Retreat==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In response to their observations of EGS, the Bunnies in the [[Main Forum]] began arming themselves against an attack from the EOU, believing it to be coming soon. However, the Overlords noticed the arming of the Bunnies and decided that attacking a place geared up for war would be suicide, and seemingly focused their efforts elsewhere. Not for long, however...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Agent Bunny Comes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 4, 2007, the Overlords sent a spy into the forums, to learn the tactics of the Bunnies and sow dissent. This spy was known as Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
At the same time, a poster named Death Bunny entered the Invasion Thread and signed up for training.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 10, Agent Bunny infiltrated a TF gun warehouse and placed DRACO beacons on some of the crates, allowing a stockpile of TF guns to fall into the hands of the EOU.&lt;br /&gt;
On April 16, things took a dramatic turn- [[Amon Star]] accused Death Bunny of being the mole. Death Bunny was immediately arrested and put on trial, but found not guilty due to lack of evidence. Many apologised, but several remained unconvinced...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Attack on the Funky Horror and Agent Bunny's Discovery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April 24th, the Head Alien launched an assault on the [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fhei.html Funky Horror], using Agent Bunny's DRACO beacons to bypass any defences. The assault ended when HA's forces captured several spaceships.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Meanwhile, things were heating up in the frantic search for Agent Bunny. Finally, on April 27th, Loweko made this post.....&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Ah, Death Bunny. Found not guilty by a jury of your peers, and so proud of yourself for getting off scot free. A newbie, and therefore one with access to all that bright, shiny equipment because of course EGS took you in and gave you a TF gun... and no doubt you've been hanging around a lot of storage places over the last few weeks. If a newbie wanders around a sensitive area, why, he's clearly just gotten a bit lost. Perfectly understandable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But it's amazing what a background check will turn up, and my Counterintelligence people have discovered you're not a forumite at all. You're a character from Impy &amp;amp; Avery. A webcomic currently plagued by mysterious forcefield technology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In other words, no doubt trying to curry favour with your overlords to avoid the invasion of I&amp;amp;A, you're working to give them EGS instead. You're Agent Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Men? Take him alive ''if it is reasonably practicable.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Death Bunny confessed immediately, and began to fight his way out. A huge battle ensued, with many bunnies injured. However, the victory eventually went to the forces of Bunnydom, Death Bunny just escaping with his life... and a mysterious scrap of paper, which the Overlords were delighted to see...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Preparations In Mayhem==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The growing crisis was not being ignored in Mayhem. General [[KylenPhylar]] realised that Mayhem needed to be equally defended against attack by the EOU, as it would be EGS' first line of defence. To this end, [[Fort Mayhem]] was set up, and the [[Waffle House]] was requisitioned as the Head Planning Office for the [[EGS Defence Force]]. All these measures were designed to defend against the attack everyone knew was coming, but never quite expected when it did...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Battle of Mayhem: War Comes Home==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On May 2, 2007, war broke out on two fronts: in the damaged mall where Anya and Squata had fought, which was invaded by EOU droids, and at the Head Planning Office itself, which the Head Alien attacked directly, abducting all forces stationed there. Bunny forces quickly began fighting back at the Mall, with the first Bunny casualty being General [[Amon Star]], who was warped back to Fort Mayhem for medical attention. After being pushed back, the [[EGS Defence Force]] was able to cordon off the EOU droids and call in an orbital bombardment. The EOU droids eventually retreated to EOU headquarters, the first victory in the Battle of Mayhem. However, [[Ciennas]] was badly damaged in the battle.&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after, droids were spotted in one of the parks. Bunny forces immediately converged on the park, little knowing that a group of disguised Droids had opened a rift at the Mall, unleashing horrible Lovecraftian monstrosities there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The battle at the Park ended when the [[Hammer o' Justice]] bombarded it, reducing it to a smoking crater.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There was a brief crisis as [[A Fan]], Mal, [[Teleros Fireheart|Teleros]] and [[Jenny Collins]] fought to repair a Tear in space-time at the mall. They succeeded, but were flung to the four points of the compass. Meanwhile, a horde of zombie catgirls had to be defeated.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;With the battle at the mall over, bunnies began heading to the spaceport for the next stage in the battle...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Taking the Offensive==&lt;br /&gt;
The Head Alien had used the captured ships to attack the [http://drunkenscribblings.comicgenesis.com Drunken Scribblings] webcomic, but ships from FLEET were close behind, engaging the Head Alien's fleet in orbit. Meanwhile, a strike force was set up by [[Anya]] to board the Head Alien's ship and rescue [[Ankhareon]], [[Ajac]], [[Stardrake]] and [[Jstone]], who had been abducted during the attack on the Head Planning Office.&lt;br /&gt;
It was about this time that Mayhem's first news channel, [[MNCAN]], began broadcasting. Originally transmitting news of the Crossover Wars, it diversified into RPs quite quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;TO BE CONTINUED&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Historical events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossover Wars]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 06:02:31 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:The_Crossover_Wars</comments>		</item>
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			<title>MNCAN</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/MNCAN</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channnel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:mncan.png|frame|The logo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Slogans==&lt;br /&gt;
*WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.&lt;br /&gt;
*TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.&lt;br /&gt;
*NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.&lt;br /&gt;
*WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.&lt;br /&gt;
*ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.&lt;br /&gt;
*COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Reporters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Head]]- Anchorman.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crispy Baines]]- Sports, also hosts a talk show.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Benjamin Dover]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Toni Zerranati]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kate Defoe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[James Dandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Theresa Green]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Justin D. Nickerthyme]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 05:51:18 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:MNCAN</comments>		</item>
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			<title>File:Mncan.png</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/File:Mncan.png</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;The MNCAN logo.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The MNCAN logo.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 05:45:31 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/File_talk:Mncan.png</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Piebunny</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Piebunny</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* List of Current Active RPs/Games */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Piebunny is one of the bunnies on the Mayhem Forums, the creator of such things as [[Ed Bunny, PI]] and The [[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is famous for his [[Small Blue Big Red Buttons]], which generate random effects when pressed, and cause the universe to implode when pressed more than once in five minutes; and also his song [[Do the Seconding]]. He is considerably less famous for his [http://www.choochoomania.tk Sagas of Choochoomania].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He dislikes the [[NSW Department of Education and Training]] with great intensity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is the darling boyfriend/gorgeous hubby of absolutely nobody, as he is a pathetic sadsack loser who nobody in their right mind would want to date. His only hope lies in the simple fact that many people on Mayhem are not in their right minds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Avatar==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Piebunny has gone through many avatars, the first being one of Ellen. His second avatar was a pie with bunny ears and his third was a cleaned-up version of the same avatar.&lt;br /&gt;
For a while, he assumed a female avatar and persona for Grace's Birthday Party, changing back to a male one at its conclusion. His current avatar features him as [[Ed Bunny]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==RP Style==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Piebunny...Piebunny's style is like what would happen if [[Kraggi]] and I had a baby, and that baby went back in time and took classes from Douglas Adams and hang out with the cast of Monty Python (before they hit the Big Time) for a while before aging into the present and becoming a crazy old coot and then getting a youthifying treatment. That's about the best I can describe it.'' -VOR&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Marco and Marci Marcellis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ed Bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keenfans Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jade]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tadahiko Bakamono]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kat Eggsalad]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kelly Felicia Parker-Benson]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==List of Current Active RPs/Games==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Psion RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KeenFans RP 2.01]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EGS Town]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hyperspace RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aftermath II RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wingies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A League Of Their Own]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fluff==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Piebunny has attempted to create three other RPs, &amp;quot;Let There Be Light&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;30 Years?!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The [[Hyperspace RP]]&amp;quot;; only the last one looks like it will go anywhere.&lt;br /&gt;
*He has spent two significant periods as a girl, once when a TF Gun Emoticon malfunctioned and the other for Grace's Birthday Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*He once made a thread celebrating his own birthday in the [[main forum]], which led to an argument by two other bunnies.&lt;br /&gt;
*It was his idea to have a [[Mayhem Wiki]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Despite rumors to the contrary, he is not, in fact, a high ranking officer in the French army.&lt;br /&gt;
*OR IS HE?&lt;br /&gt;
*During [[The Enigma Incident]], Piebunny was somewhat exasperated by [[Enigma_Nova]]. However, he was in favor of allowing him to stay, provided he stop pissing people off.&lt;br /&gt;
*Pie Bunny appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a flying Pie-shaped saucer with bunny ear decorations.&lt;br /&gt;
*He appears in [[Ed Bunny, PI]] as Ed himself, as indicated by the sign on Ed's door &amp;quot;P.I. E. Bunny&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Private Investigator Edward Bunny&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*He is on a grand and noble quest to revive the categories slain by [[ChroniclerC]] in his &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;insane massacre&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; cleaning up of the Wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
*He is a member of [[A.D.M.I.N]], and is regretting that his ADMIN form is a girl in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform. With no underwear.&lt;br /&gt;
*He enjoys watching lame kiddie shows like Dora the Explorer and Blue's Clues, and heckling the presenters.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Authors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:GMs who are also PCs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Male]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:12:45 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Piebunny</comments>		</item>
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			<title>A League Of Their Own</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/A_League_Of_Their_Own</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A roleplay by [[Piebunny]]. Unlike [[Hyperspace RP]] and [[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]], this one actually looks promising.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Premise==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From all across the globe, the world's lamest, most incompetent and/or underpowered superheroes gather at Mount Lorem-Ipsum, high above the city of Port Aliqua, to form a brand-spanking-new crime-fighting league, suggestions for the name of which I would love to hear. From Captain Mullet, with the power of really bogan hair, to Non-Gender-Specific Socially-Acceptable-Deed-Committing Person, the world's most politically correct crimefighter, to the other Captain Mullet, the one who's half fish, can this new league protect Port Aliqua from the forces of naughtiness, or will they just screw it up as usual?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Setting==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The city of [[Port Aliqua]], particularly the headquarters atop [[Mount Lorem-Ipsum]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Bunnies Expressing Interest==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cameo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OzLionHeart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Rabbity Thing]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IceTigerLily]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Add yourself if I forgot you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Captain Mullet (Bazza)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[That Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tesla/Incredible Exploding Girl]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Captain Mullet (Freaky Fish Dude)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karmica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Rambler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Non-Gender-Specific Socially-Acceptable-Deed-Committing Person]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Fonzinator]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Music Snob]] (deceased)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bath Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Superdan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dr Stuff]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Vomiting Vanquisher]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flatulence Lad]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Boy Scout]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr Action]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Corporal Oblivion]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Bladed Wit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Various [[NPCs]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2768559 Discussion/Signup Thread]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=93370&amp;amp;postdays=0&amp;amp;postorder=asc&amp;amp;start=0 RP Thread]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:26:37 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:A_League_Of_Their_Own</comments>		</item>
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			<title>A League Of Their Own</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/A_League_Of_Their_Own</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* External Links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A proposed roleplay by [[Piebunny]]. Unlike [[Hyperspace RP]] and [[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]], this one actually looks promising.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Premise==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From all across the globe, the world's lamest, most incompetent and/or underpowered superheroes gather at Mount Lorem-Ipsum, high above the city of Port Aliqua, to form a brand-spanking-new crime-fighting league, suggestions for the name of which I would love to hear. From Captain Mullet, with the power of really bogan hair, to Non-Gender-Specific Socially-Acceptable-Deed-Committing Person, the world's most politically correct crimefighter, to the other Captain Mullet, the one who's half fish, can this new league protect Port Aliqua from the forces of naughtiness, or will they just screw it up as usual?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Setting==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The city of [[Port Aliqua]], particularly the headquarters atop [[Mount Lorem-Ipsum]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Bunnies Expressing Interest==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cameo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OzLionHeart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Rabbity Thing]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IceTigerLily]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2768559 Discussion/Signup Thread]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=93370&amp;amp;postdays=0&amp;amp;postorder=asc&amp;amp;start=0 RP Thread]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:16:09 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:A_League_Of_Their_Own</comments>		</item>
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			<title>A League Of Their Own</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/A_League_Of_Their_Own</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* External Links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A proposed roleplay by [[Piebunny]]. Unlike [[Hyperspace RP]] and [[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]], this one actually looks promising.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Premise==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From all across the globe, the world's lamest, most incompetent and/or underpowered superheroes gather at Mount Lorem-Ipsum, high above the city of Port Aliqua, to form a brand-spanking-new crime-fighting league, suggestions for the name of which I would love to hear. From Captain Mullet, with the power of really bogan hair, to Non-Gender-Specific Socially-Acceptable-Deed-Committing Person, the world's most politically correct crimefighter, to the other Captain Mullet, the one who's half fish, can this new league protect Port Aliqua from the forces of naughtiness, or will they just screw it up as usual?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Setting==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The city of [[Port Aliqua]], particularly the headquarters atop [[Mount Lorem-Ipsum]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Bunnies Expressing Interest==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cameo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OzLionHeart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Rabbity Thing]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IceTigerLily]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2768559 Discussion/Signup Thread]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=93370&amp;amp;postdays=0&amp;amp;postorder=asc&amp;amp;start=0 RP Thread]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:15:41 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:A_League_Of_Their_Own</comments>		</item>
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			<title>A League Of Their Own</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/A_League_Of_Their_Own</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* External Links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A proposed roleplay by [[Piebunny]]. Unlike [[Hyperspace RP]] and [[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]], this one actually looks promising.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Premise==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From all across the globe, the world's lamest, most incompetent and/or underpowered superheroes gather at Mount Lorem-Ipsum, high above the city of Port Aliqua, to form a brand-spanking-new crime-fighting league, suggestions for the name of which I would love to hear. From Captain Mullet, with the power of really bogan hair, to Non-Gender-Specific Socially-Acceptable-Deed-Committing Person, the world's most politically correct crimefighter, to the other Captain Mullet, the one who's half fish, can this new league protect Port Aliqua from the forces of naughtiness, or will they just screw it up as usual?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Setting==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The city of [[Port Aliqua]], particularly the headquarters atop [[Mount Lorem-Ipsum]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Bunnies Expressing Interest==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cameo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Author-Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OzLionHeart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Rabbity Thing]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IceTigerLily]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2768559 Discussion/Signup Thread]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:07:41 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:A_League_Of_Their_Own</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Quazgor the Carnivorous Whale Monster</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Quazgor_the_Carnivorous_Whale_Monster</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A truly ferocious ocean beast which devours everything it encounters. It has thankfully never been sighted, but is frequently mistaken for an island (and, conversely, [[The Island|an island]] was once mistaken for Quazgor.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Avoid, if at all possible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Evil]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:MFPCT]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:50:10 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:Quazgor_the_Carnivorous_Whale_Monster</comments>		</item>
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			<title>GSTo'D</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/GSTo%27D</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[Giant Spaceship Thing o' Doomness]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:46:15 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Piebunny</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/Talk:GSTo%27D</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/EGS_Mayhem/The_Massive_Flaming_Plane_Crash_Thread</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Piebunny:&amp;#32;/* Major Incidents */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A thread started by [[Piebunny]] in which there is a massive flaming plane crash (as if you hadn't figured it out). So far the passengers have had to deal with shrink soda, a dragon, a possessed plane, a nuclear explosion, carnivorous [[Following Plants]], a ridiculously overpowered character, the perils of economy class tickets, a potentially plot ending communication device (It was destroyed. Twice, just to be on the safe side), and an unstoppable superweapon that turned out to be considerably more stoppable than previously anticipated. (See below.) They have now managed to reach an [[The Island|island]], where they have discovered that they are not the first to arrive there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meanwhile, high above their heads, several spaceships ([[The Giant Spaceship Thing O' Doomness]] and [[The Hammer o' Justice]], to name two of them) have discovered each other. It is unclear what the hell they are doing in the story in the first place, but... meh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Major Incidents==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*At one point, another ship opened fire on the Hammer of Justice, thinking it had a bounty out on it. They used something called a [[D-Gun]], a planetbuster that had some pretty shocking effects on the Earth, even though it was not specifically shot at the Earth. [[The Giant Spaceship Thing O' Doomness]] took the hit and got a large hole blown in it.&lt;br /&gt;
* The incident also resulted in sending a large portion of the [[Giant Spaceship Thing o' Doomness]]'s crew to earth, as they took the 'fall in' order from General Store quite literally.&lt;br /&gt;
*This one guy on the crew of [[The Giant Spaceship Thing O' Doomness]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A bump to Page 1 which manifested as a universal tremor and a slight reconfiguration of some minor details, such as the colour of [[MFPC Piebunny|Piebunny's]] hair.&lt;br /&gt;
*Following the D-Gun attack on the Hammer o' Justice, the Ho'J retaliated by turning the offending ship into an Earth battleship, which was knocked out of orbit and plummeted to Earth.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==First Post==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''*KSSSHKT* &amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. It has come to my attention that we are all about to suffer painful fiery death. If you would all please do up your seatbelts, it will make it a lot easier to identify your bodies. That is all. Oh, and thanks for flying with El Cheapo Airlines.&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Participants==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cameo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TeddVerres]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Clawlikedragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OzLionHeart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Burningblood]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[VOR]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[catldr24]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CPUX]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KylenPhylar]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ciennas]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters without usernames==&lt;br /&gt;
For characters being played who are not metacharacters&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The Crew of the 'Doomness&lt;br /&gt;
*The surviving members of what used to be the 'Doomness Maintenance Crew&lt;br /&gt;
*The Engineer (Jessica Crenshaw)&lt;br /&gt;
*Executive Meetings&lt;br /&gt;
*The Shadowy Figures who feature prominently when there is a high chance for inconvenient cut scenes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=91605 The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things_With_RPing_In_Them]]&lt;br /&gt;
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