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Jstone

Jstone — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 03:01:25 GMT

Jstone: /* The Poster known as Jstone */

EGSDF Space Navy

Jstone — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 02:09:17 GMT

Jstone:

The EGSDF Space Navy, usually called simply "The Navy" due to the apparent lack of a maritime branch of the EGSDF, forms Mayhem's first line of defense from spaceborne threats. The Navy is currently split into two camps: the Reclamation Force, under the command of Fleet Admiral Redstone, and the Loyalists, under the command of Captain Sommerset of the MSC Galveston.

===History===
The EGSDF Space Navy was founded immediately after the crossover wars, when it became apparent that Mayhem would require its own protection against threats both extraplanetary and extrauniversal. Prior to this point, Mayhem had relied on the cooperation of allies to provide space power and, with the wars over and any threat to them gone, these allies expressed interest in leaving Mayhem. [[FADM Redstone|Admiral Redstone]] thus launched an extensive expansion of the EGSDF's Navy, developing Mayhem-native ships and technologies to provide for the common defense.

However, all was not well with the Navy. Shortly after completion of the Navy, Redstone suddenly and inexplicably left Mayhem for a matter of months. Upon his return, dissatisfied with the direction taken during the final moments of the Ajac administration and the beginning of Xepharon's, Redstone rebelled against the leadership of the EGSDF, splitting his fleet and launching an attempted coup. The outcome of this is still to be decided, but the bulk of the Fleet's power is on Redstone's side

===Fleet Organization===
Because of the fragmentation of the Navy, the exact organization is still fluid. Listed here are the number of ships on each side. Only capital ships are listed, smaller craft such as gunboats and fighters are deployed in much larger numbers.

====Redstone's Fleet: the Mayhem Reclamation Taskforce====
*Three [[Amon Star Class]] Fast Battleships
*Nine [[Galveston Class]] Cruisers
*Sixteen [[Atmos Class]] Destroyers
*Eleven [[Versailles Class]] Destroyers
*Twenty Seven [[Artemis Class]] Frigates
*Thirty [[Mako Class]] Corvettes

====Loyalist Fleet====
*Four [[Galveston Class]] Cruisers
*Four [[Atmos Class]] Destroyers
*Five [[Versailles Class]] Destroyers
*Eleven [[Artemis Class]] Frigates
*Twelve [[Mako Class]] Corvettes

===Other Branches===
====Navy Special Warfare====
Navy Special Warfare, otherwise known as SpecWar or BlackOps, is a highly-trained special-operations branch of the EGSDF Space Navy, tasked with performing direct-action and infiltration missions in zero-g and shipboard environments, as well as orbital drop deployments. Navy SpecWar equipment is among the best in the force, with standard equipment being an advanced stealth suit, and carrying a combined smart-grenade launcher and high velocity kinetic energy weapon. Exact capabilities of these systems are classified.

===Marine Corps===
Main Article: [[EGSDF Marines]]

===Office of Naval Intelligence===
The Office of Naval Intelligence is, as its name suggests, a Navy-operated intelligence agency; the head of which reports directly to the Chief of Naval Operations. Not much is known about this agency outside of its mission parameters and general goal: ONI was founded to maintain a strategical and tactical advantage through the gathering and analysis of information regarding enemy, and possibly ally, ships, personnel, and military deployments. ONI appears capable of operation in a variety of mission types, including aerial imaging, signals analysis, and direct human intelligence, among other channels of information. It is believed that ONI is also tasked with performing psychological operations in support of Navy goals, but this has not yet been confirmed.

==Ship Classes==
*[[Amon Star Class]] Fast Battleship
*[[Galveston Class]] Cruiser
*[[Atmos Class]] Destroyer
*[[Versailles Class]] Destroyer
*[[Artemis Class]] Frigate
*[[Mako Class]] Corvette
*[[Kite Class]] Gun Boat
*[[Seer Class]] Scout Craft

Artemis Class

Jstone — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:23:12 GMT

Jstone: /* Design */

The Artemis class frigate is a small vessel used by the [[EGSDF Space Navy]] for escort and area-defense duties.

==History==
The Artemis Class frigate, along with the [[Atmos class]] destroyer, was developed in parallel to the [[Amon Star Class]] battleship. The Artemis class was primarily designed as a highly-capable area defense platform, providing anti missile and small-craft coverage for a battlegroup or convoy.

==Design==
The Artemis class frigate is a small, fast sublight warship incorporating advanced area defense technology. Sensor systems are designed with missile interception in mind, sacrificing some range to achieve a much higher scan rate, ensuring that no projectile slips through the cracks. Most of the sensors aboard the frigate operate in hyper or subspace, in order to facilitate the detection of relativistic and faster-than-light attacks.

==Armament==
*120 Vertical Launch System cells, primarily reserved for interceptor missiles
*1 medium beam canon
*Various point defense systems

==Sublight Propulsion==
*Gravitic Drive, maximum acceleration: 3000 G
*Plasma Thrusters, maximum acceleration: 18 G (used as backup)
*Reaction control system

Mako Class

Jstone — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:23:10 GMT

Jstone: Created page with 'The Mako class corvetttes are FTL-capable warships used by the EGSDF Space Navy. Makos are primarily used as defensive escort vessels, focusing on area and point defense. ==H…'

The Mako class corvetttes are FTL-capable warships used by the [[EGSDF Space Navy]]. Makos are primarily used as defensive escort vessels, focusing on area and point defense.
==History==
The Mako class began life as a heavily modified [[Artemis Class]] Frigate, in much the same way that the [[Versailles Class]] destroyer is a modified [[Atmos Class|Atmos]]. The Mako was adapted from the Artemis to fill a long-range escort and forward scout role, something other ships in the fleet were not capable of, due to either high cost or the lack of a faster than light drive. The Mako differs from the Atmos mainly in the realm of engines - a faster-than-light warp drive was added, and the sublight engines were enlarged. As with any change, there are drawbacks to this: The Mako class has much reduced offensive capability from its parent class. This is not, however, a disadvantage for the Mako's intended role, where speed and range are more important than firepower.

==Design==
Much like the [[Artemis class]] Frigate that it is based on, the Mako class corvette's systems are mostly designed to detect and counter inbound FTL missiles and warships. It's many sensors have sacrificed maximum scanning range to achieve higher scan rates and lower detection times, making sure that any inbound threat can be detected and tracked in real-time while interceptor missiles are deployed.

==Armament==
*60 Vertical Launch System cells.
*1 Light beam cannon.
*Various point defense systems.

==Sublight Propulsion==
*Gravitic Drive, maximum acceleration: 3150 G
*Plasma Thrusters, maximum acceleration: 17.5 G (used as backup)
*Reaction control system

==Superluminal Propulsion==
*Spacewarp drive, maximum velocity: 11,500,000C

Versailles Class

Jstone — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:11:07 GMT

Jstone: /* History */

The Versailles class destroyers are fast FTL-capable warships used by the [[EGSDF Space Navy]].
==History==
During the development of the [[Amon Star]] class and it's related vessels, the need for more FTL-capable warship classes became apparent. Even though the 'Star could function as a tug at spacewarp, smaller FTL vessels would be required to escort convoys and to function in formation with the 'Star's more practical counterpart, the [[Galveston Class]] The Versailles Class destroyer, alongside the [[Mako Class]] corvette, was devised to fill this gap. In order to lower manufacturing overhead, the Versailles class was based off of the [[Atmos Class]], which was already in production. Fitting a warp drive into this design proved difficult, and certain tradeoffs were required; numerous VLS cells and two beam cannons had to be removed to free room for the FTL drive. Even with these deletions, the Versailles proved to be a fine design, though its greater cost has less common among the fleet.

==Design==
To fulfill the intended purposes of escort and patrol, the Atmos class incorporates a wide variety of high-powered sensors. These sensor systems include high-resolution infrared, visible, and ultraviolet optical sensors; high-power multi-band radar, gravimetric sensors, and various sub and hyperspace sensors. These sensors are tied into a state of the art weapons system that primarily uses long-range relativistic missiles. With these sensors, an Atmos destroyer can typically detect and intercept a threat before it has a chance to return fire.

==Armament==
*90 Vertical Launch System cells.
*4 Medium beam cannons.
*Various point defense systems.

==Sublight Propulsion==
*Gravitic Drive, maximum acceleration: 2900 G
*Plasma Thrusters, maximum acceleration: 16 G (used as backup)
*Reaction control system

==Superluminal Propulsion==
*Spacewarp drive, maximum velocity: 13,000,000C

Meghan Ulrich

Jstone — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:08:37 GMT

Jstone: Created page. OOC History overview + Bio.

Meghan is a character that [[Jstone]] created for the Mayhem meta-verse. She was originally created to help alleviate Jstone's severe lack of female characters, and as a subversion of his typically over-macho powersuited space commandos. However, as an [[EGSDF Force Recon]] operator, she could not be used in combat outside of a full-blown shooting war and, due to the stationing of Marines aboard [[EGSDF Space Navy]] ships and bases, the chance to interact with other members of the force was slim. So, she faded out of use until [[Mayhem TIAFR]]. For that RP, [[Jstone]] needed a slightly more interesting character than [[FADM_Redstone|The Admiral]]. More specifically, he needed a character that could function individually, and not rely on hordes of underlings to do their fighting for them. So, [[Jstone]] dusted off this nearly-forgotten gun-toting, powered-armor wearing bad-ass marine chick.
==Bio for TIAFR==
'''Name:''' Meghan Ulrich

'''Age:''' 22

'''Gender:''' Female

'''Appearance:''' Five-foot seven, athletic. Green eyes. Has shoulder-length brunette hair, but wears it up when in uniform. The uniform consists of EGSDF Marine Corps fatigues, colored in a multi-purpose computer-generated camouflage pattern, a pistol belt with pistol, combat knife, and comm device, and calf-height black leather boots. May include a hat when outdoors. When in civilian dress, Corporal Ulrich usually dresses in normal jeans and a t-shirt, unless it's really hot out (in which case she'll wear shorts or a skirt,) or there's reason to dress less casually.

'''Personality:''' When in-uniform, Corporal Ulrich is professional yet, as is common among special forces, slightly more independent and less concerned about rules than the average soldier. When off-duty, she's friendly and surprisingly laid back, though the military mentality can seep through every once in a while.

'''Skills:''' As a Marine Force Recon operator, Coporal Ulrich is highly trained at both armed and unarmed combat; she has qualified as expert on rifle and marksman on pistol, and is also quite good at a mixed combatives-type martial art that includes elements from various Eastern and Western martial arts. While she is a normal human, she has very good reflexes and decent strength for her size.

'''Sub Category: Equipment:''' As a Force Recon operator, a list of skills wouldn't be complete without describing the suit. A seven-foot tall one and a half ton monster, the Force Recon power suit has a large amount of armament, including a massive "assault rifle," shoulder-fired missiles, and a plasma torch. It's also well protected, with high-grade armor, force fields, and active defensive systems. Rounding off the package is a jump system. This suit is bulky and cumbersome for urban use, only deployed if it's necessary and, without ship support, resupply is going to be an issue. See The Wiki for more info.

Mayhem TIAFR

Jstone — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:57:47 GMT

Jstone: /* Cast */

Another reboot of [[Mayhem: It's All For Real]], with a new GM. Or rather, the return of the original GM.

Open to new players. Post a bio in the [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=111328 signup thread], and wait for GM approval.

== Cast ==
*[[MDM]] as [[Sir MDM the Persistent]] (MDM is also GM)
*[[OzLionHeart]] as [[KF-Oz]]
*[[Mandros]] as Mandros the Necromancer
*[[Piebunny]] as [[KFPB]]
*[[Cheez]] as [http://editthis.info/cheezs_wiki/Cheezkyrie/Nihtkyrie Cheezkyrie] (links to bio outside this wiki)
*[[Yun]] as Yun (plus Pai, Sariya, and Kasumi)
*[[kgirl1992]] as Kay
*[[Piane]] as 'Roland'
*[[nightshadow]] as Nightshadow
*[[ChroniclerC]] as [[Likal Coraer]] (plus [[Ta]] and muses)
*[[Drayco]] as 'the Moogle'
*[[Helseth]] as Helseth
*[[The Kool]] as Kool (plus muses)
*[[Jstone]] as [[Meghan Ulrich]]

== Other ==
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=111370 The thread]

Jstone — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:27:59 GMT

Jstone: /* Home Fleet */

The EGSDF Space Navy, usually called simply "The Navy" due to the apparent lack of a maritime branch of the EGSDF, forms Mayhem's first line of defense from spaceborne threats.

==Structure==

===Navy High Command===
*[[FADM Redstone| Fleet Admiral James Redstone]]
** Various NPCs under Redstone's command
*<s>[[Teleros| Port Admiral Teleros]]</s> No longer in Mayhem

====Main Fleet====
*Three Amon Star class Strike Groups, consisting of:
**One [[Amon Star]] class Fast Battleship
**Two to three [[Atmos Class]] Destroyers
**Three to four [[Artemis Class]] Frigates
**Various smaller combatants, such as scout craft and gunboats
*Five Cruiser Patrol Groups, consisting of:
**One [[Galveston Class]] Cruiser
**One to two [[Versailles Class]] Destroyers
**Two to three [[Mako Class]] Corvettes
**Various smaller combatants, such as scout craft and gunboats

====Home Fleet====
*Four Cruiser Defensive Groups, consisting of:
**One [[Galveston Class]] Cruiser
**Two to three [[Atmos Class]] Destroyers
**Three to four [[Artemis Class]] Frigates
**Various smaller combatants, such as scout craft and gunboats
*Multiple individual patrol craft, including cruisers, destroyers, frigates, and corvettes

====Navy Special Warfare====
Navy Special Warfare, otherwise known as SpecWar or BlackOps, is a highly-trained special-operations branch of the EGSDF Space Navy, tasked with performing direct-action and infiltration missions in zero-g and shipboard environments, as well as orbital drop deployments. Navy SpecWar equipment is among the best in the force, with standard equipment being an advanced stealth suit, and carrying a combined smart-grenade launcher and high velocity kinetic energy weapon. Exact capabilities of these systems are classified.

===Marine Corps===
Main Article: [[EGSDF Marines]]

===Office of Naval Intelligence===
The Office of Naval Intelligence is, as its name suggests, a Navy-operated intelligence agency; the head of which reports directly to the Chief of Naval Operations. Not much is known about this agency outside of its mission parameters and general goal: ONI was founded to maintain a strategical and tactical advantage through the gathering and analysis of information regarding enemy, and possibly ally, ships, personnel, and military deployments. ONI appears capable of operation in a variety of mission types, including aerial imaging, signals analysis, and direct human intelligence, among other channels of information. It is believed that ONI is also tasked with performing psychological operations in support of Navy goals, but this has not yet been confirmed.

==Ship Classes==
*[[Amon Star Class]] Fast Battleship
*[[Galveston Class]] Cruiser
*[[Atmos Class]] Destroyer
*[[Versailles Class]] Destroyer
*[[Artemis Class]] Frigate
*[[Mako Class]] Corvette
*[[Kite Class]] Gun Boat
*[[Seer Class]] Scout Craft

EGSDF Space Navy

Jstone — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:24:43 GMT

Jstone: /* Home Fleet */

The EGSDF Space Navy, usually called simply "The Navy" due to the apparent lack of a maritime branch of the EGSDF, forms Mayhem's first line of defense from spaceborne threats.

==Structure==

===Navy High Command===
*[[FADM Redstone| Fleet Admiral James Redstone]]
** Various NPCs under Redstone's command
*<s>[[Teleros| Port Admiral Teleros]]</s> No longer in Mayhem

====Main Fleet====
*Three Amon Star class Strike Groups, consisting of:
**One [[Amon Star]] class Fast Battleship
**Two to three [[Atmos Class]] Destroyers
**Three to four [[Artemis Class]] Frigates
**Various smaller combatants, such as scout craft and gunboats
*Five Cruiser Patrol Groups, consisting of:
**One [[Galveston Class]] Cruiser
**One to two [[Versailles Class]] Destroyers
**Two to three [[Mako Class]] Corvettes
**Various smaller combatants, such as scout craft and gunboats

====Home Fleet====
*Three Cruiser Patrol Groups, consisting of:
**One [[Galveston Class]] Cruiser
**One to two [[Atmos Class]] Destroyers
**Two to three [[Mako Class]] Corvettes
**Various smaller combatants, such as scout craft and gunboats
*Multiple individual patrol craft, including cruisers, destroyers, frigates, and corvettes

====Navy Special Warfare====
Navy Special Warfare, otherwise known as SpecWar or BlackOps, is a highly-trained special-operations branch of the EGSDF Space Navy, tasked with performing direct-action and infiltration missions in zero-g and shipboard environments, as well as orbital drop deployments. Navy SpecWar equipment is among the best in the force, with standard equipment being an advanced stealth suit, and carrying a combined smart-grenade launcher and high velocity kinetic energy weapon. Exact capabilities of these systems are classified.

===Marine Corps===
Main Article: [[EGSDF Marines]]

===Office of Naval Intelligence===
The Office of Naval Intelligence is, as its name suggests, a Navy-operated intelligence agency; the head of which reports directly to the Chief of Naval Operations. Not much is known about this agency outside of its mission parameters and general goal: ONI was founded to maintain a strategical and tactical advantage through the gathering and analysis of information regarding enemy, and possibly ally, ships, personnel, and military deployments. ONI appears capable of operation in a variety of mission types, including aerial imaging, signals analysis, and direct human intelligence, among other channels of information. It is believed that ONI is also tasked with performing psychological operations in support of Navy goals, but this has not yet been confirmed.

==Ship Classes==
*[[Amon Star Class]] Fast Battleship
*[[Galveston Class]] Cruiser
*[[Atmos Class]] Destroyer
*[[Versailles Class]] Destroyer
*[[Artemis Class]] Frigate
*[[Mako Class]] Corvette
*[[Kite Class]] Gun Boat
*[[Seer Class]] Scout Craft

Jstone — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:42:19 GMT

Jstone: /* The Poster known as Jstone */

Jstone

Jstone — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:41:55 GMT

Jstone: Updates

The Crossover Wars

Jstone — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:39:29 GMT

Jstone: /* External Links */ fixed broken link

==Introduction==

It can be said that good and evil are a matter of perspective, and that measures taken by those defending their land may be just as bad as those taken by the attackers. These two theories were tested to the fullest during the crisis that was the Crossover Wars of 2007, when Bunnies and CRFH Boardies went head to head with an evil the like of which they had never seen before...
 The [[Operation Lagomorph]] comic chronicles some of the action between [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fleet.html FLEET], the [[EGS Defence Force|EGS-DF]] and the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]]'s forces.

==Beginnings==

In early 2007, a band of villains known as the Evil Overlords United, led by the sinister [[Netpoet22|Editor]], launched an attempt to conquer the webcomic universes. Using a technology called DRACO (Dimensional Realities Arcane Crossover Organiser), they subdued world after world in devastating blitzkriegs, leaving the inhabitants reeling. Then one day, EGS appeared on one of their monitors...

==The Arming and the Retreat==

In response to their observations of EGS, the Bunnies in the [[Main Forum]] began arming themselves against an attack from the EOU, believing it to be coming soon. However, the Overlords noticed the arming of the Bunnies and decided that attacking a place geared up for war would be suicide, and seemingly focused their efforts elsewhere. Not for long, however...

==Agent Bunny Comes==

On April 4, 2007, the Overlords sent a spy into the forums, to learn the tactics of the Bunnies and sow dissent. This spy was known as Agent Bunny.
At the same time, a poster named Death Bunny entered the Invasion Thread and signed up for training.
On April 10, Agent Bunny infiltrated a TF gun warehouse and placed DRACO beacons on some of the crates, allowing a stockpile of TF guns to fall into the hands of the EOU.
On April 16, things took a dramatic turn- [[Amon Star]] accused Death Bunny of being the mole. Death Bunny was immediately arrested and put on trial, but found not guilty due to lack of evidence. Many apologised, but several remained unconvinced.
On April 20, a message was sent to travelling webcomic character [[Scale]], whose creators were kidnapped by the EOU. While the bunnies waited for a response, they remained divided and suspicious as to just who Agent Bunny might be...

==The Attack on the Funky Horror and Agent Bunny's Discovery==

On April 24th, the Head Alien launched an assault on the [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fhei.html Funky Horror], using Agent Bunny's DRACO beacons to bypass any defences. The assault ended when HA's forces captured several spaceships.
 Meanwhile, things were heating up in the frantic search for Agent Bunny. Finally, on April 27th, Loweko made this post.....
 "Ah, Death Bunny. Found not guilty by a jury of your peers, and so proud of yourself for getting off scot free. A newbie, and therefore one with access to all that bright, shiny equipment because of course EGS took you in and gave you a TF gun... and no doubt you've been hanging around a lot of storage places over the last few weeks. If a newbie wanders around a sensitive area, why, he's clearly just gotten a bit lost. Perfectly understandable.

But it's amazing what a background check will turn up, and my Counterintelligence people have discovered you're not a forumite at all. You're a character from Impy & Avery. A webcomic currently plagued by mysterious forcefield technology.

In other words, no doubt trying to curry favour with your overlords to avoid the invasion of I&A, you're working to give them EGS instead. You're Agent Bunny.

Men? Take him alive ''if it is reasonably practicable.''"
 Death Bunny confessed immediately, and began to fight his way out. A huge battle ensued, with many bunnies injured. However, the victory eventually went to the forces of Bunnydom, Death Bunny just escaping with his life... and a mysterious scrap of paper, which the Overlords were delighted to see...

==Preparations In Mayhem==

The growing crisis was not being ignored in Mayhem. General [[KylenPhylar]] realised that Mayhem needed to be equally defended against attack by the EOU, as it would be EGS' first line of defence. To this end, [[Fort Mayhem]] was set up, and the [[Waffle House]] was requisitioned as the Head Planning Office for the [[EGS Defence Force]]. All these measures were designed to defend against the attack everyone knew was coming, but never quite expected when it did...

==The Battle of Mayhem: War Comes Home==

On May 2, 2007, war broke out on two fronts: in the damaged mall where Anya and Squata had fought, which was invaded by EOU droids, and at the Head Planning Office itself, which the Head Alien attacked directly, abducting all forces stationed there. Bunny forces quickly began fighting back at the Mall, with the first Bunny casualty being General [[Amon Star]], who was warped back to Fort Mayhem for medical attention. After being pushed back, the [[EGS Defence Force]] was able to cordon off the EOU droids and call in an orbital bombardment. The EOU droids eventually retreated to EOU headquarters, the first victory in the Battle of Mayhem. However, [[Ciennas]] was badly damaged in the battle.
Shortly after, droids were spotted in one of the parks. Bunny forces immediately converged on the park, little knowing that a multidimensional attack on a DRACO portal by [[A Fan]] had opened a dimensional rift at the Mall, unleashing horrible Lovecraftian monstrosities there. The rift was eventually sealed thanks to the actions of [[A Fan]], Hidden Sanity and [[Jorlem]].
 The battle at the Park ended when the [[Hammer o' Justice]] bombarded it, reducing it to a smoking crater.
 There was a brief crisis as [[A Fan]], Mal, [[Teleros Fireheart|Teleros]] and [[Jenny Collins]] fought to repair a Tear in space-time at the mall. They succeeded, but were flung to the four points of the compass. Meanwhile, a horde of zombie catgirls had to be defeated.
 With the battle at the mall over, bunnies began heading to the spaceport for the next stage in the battle...

==Fighting Back==
The Head Alien had used the captured ships to attack the [http://drunkenscribblings.comicgenesis.com Drunken Scribblings] webcomic, but ships from FLEET were close behind, engaging the Head Alien's fleet in orbit. Meanwhile, a strike force was set up by [[Anya]] to board the Head Alien's ship and rescue [[Ankhareon]], [[Ajac]], [[Stardrake]] and [[Jstone]], who had been abducted during the attack on the Head Planning Office. A secondary force, consisting of a diverse group of bunnies and many NPCs, was dispatched to re-capture the stolen board vessels, and inadvertently rescued [[Jstone]], [[Stardrake]], and [[Anky]], who had been left on a Fanworks after the Head Alien took Ajac to his flagship.
 It was about this time that Mayhem's first news channel, [[MNCAN]], began broadcasting. Originally transmitting news of the Crossover Wars, it diversified into RPs quite quickly.
 On May 19, over in the Main Forum, Chaos logged [[Scale]] in on one of her creator's accounts. She discovered the forum, and was met warmly by the bunnies therein.
 On May 30, a group of bunnies and characters including [[Amon Star]], [[Cheez]] and [[Ed Bunny]] finally ran into the Head Alien aboard a ship. Head Alien threatened to kill Ajac with some sort of gun, but MolTARE stepped in and, stating that Head Alien looked like "a thing of honour", challenged him to settle the matter the Board way- a game of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornington_Crescent_(game) Mornington Crescent], winner took all. However, it soon reached its endgame when Head Alien managed to name Mornington Crescent. It was then that what is arguably the dirtiest trick in the Wars was pulled- despite being the winner, Head Alien was immediately zapped into something horrible by a TF tank and Ajac retrieved anyway. Though this did help rescue Ajac, an opinion poll by MNCAN on the streets of Mayhem revealed that many citizens could not help but think that this was not the honourable thing to do.
 Head Alien managed to zap himself back to normal with a discarded TF gun, however, he was presumably killed (though no body was ever found...) when FLEET fired a massive rock at his ship at one-third lightspeed, which caused it to explode for some reason.
 On July 4, Ajac finally returned to Mayhem, prompting a huge celebration. However, the Wars were far from over...

==Excursions Abroad==

===Liberating Too Many Authors===

On May 24, 2007, the sprite comic [http://www.drunkduck.com/Too_Many_Authors Too Many Authors] was invaded by the EOU. While initially turning down the EGS-DF's assistance, author Littlebeast soon found himself frantically requesting it when shot from behind with a tranq gun by a droid, who then took over his comic and turned TMA into EOU Territory LTNXY.
On June 22, a group of EGS-DF personnel called the [[Bunny Berets]] arrived in TMA and immediately set about trying to free Littlebeast. By June 27, it looked like they had succeeded- however, the "Littlebeast" that seemed to have been rescued turned out to be a droid with an illusion over it.
By July 4, the impostor had been destroyed and Littlebeast was back in control. The TMA characters returned to Fort Mayhem to join in the victory party while plans were made for the full liberation of the comic.
On July 17, the [[Giant Spaceship Thing o' Doomness]], with a combined Bunny/TMA force on board, arrived in a remote area of TMA via Hyper-Quantum Warp-Manifold Drive, and the Bunnies and TMA characters immediately began planning their next move.
The choice was soon wrested from them when buffoonery of the GSToD's staff resulted in the droids entering the ship, and the Alliance forces immediately began fighting back.

TO BE CONTINUED

===The Wotch Incident===

On the fateful day of Friday the 13th of July, 2007, a group of EOU droids disguised as Bunnies and armed with TF guns attacked the Wotch forums. Although the Wotchers initially believed it was the Bunnies who were to blame, the EGS-DF explained the situation to them and the two forums plus Too Many Authors and the Board launched a joint attack on the Evil Overlords.

==Assault on the Overlords==

On July 18, 2007, the Bunnies at Fort Mayhem received an audio transmission from the EOU, ostensibly calling for a meeting. Smelling a rat, yet curious about what the Overlords could possibly want, Ajac of the EGS-DF, Beastling of TMA and Loweko of the Board entered Keenfans to meet EOU agent Jason Fellback. Saying the EOU and the Alliance had "a mutual interest", Fellback went on to mention an "ally" of theirs who had broken away, taking a highly special item with it, and stated that it would be in their mutual interest to have him stopped. He stated that the forums might be his next target, and offered to sign a peace treaty with the Alliance if they agreed to help stop this rogue agent. When Ajac stated he didn't trust the Overlords, Fellback proposed a meeting at an Alliance-appointed location to further discuss the matter, and requested they send Squato rather than Squata.
After Fellback left, Ajac and the others were told by a droid Fellback had left behind that without Squato, there would be no meeting, and that this was not negotiable. Ajac reluctantly agreed, and Squato was sent to a location proposed by Beastling with a small backup force, just in case.
 Fellback showed up, and the meeting initially seemed to be genuine until Fellback zapped one of the backup force, showing his hand. The meeting was a trap.
 Fellback's forces captured Squato, little knowing that his shirt was in fact a tracker, just in case of this event. The EGS-DF immediately began trying to locate Squato via the tracker and prepared for an assault on the EOU.

With the help of an invention by Dark KillerFish, the Alliance launched its attack on EOU headquarters. Bunnies, Boardies, Wotchers and Authors alike carved up droids, smashed machinery and generally wreaked havoc. A slight hitch came when several Bunnies and Wotchers tried to smash the DRACO: it didn't objectively exist in any one universe, and was thus immune to damage.
 Ajac and Lomgren faced off against the Editor and the treasonous ChibiVOR, while most of the DF tried to overcome Deception in dragon form.

The battle ended when the Editor activated the DRACO and summoned a wind that sent everyone in the base, Overlords and Alliance alike, through the portal and across the webcomic worlds. Slowly, everyone began to return to Keenfans and awaited the final battle.

==Ragnarok==

TO BE CONTINUED

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EGSDF Marines are the Mayhem-native portion of the Force. Due to lack of numbers and proper equipment, they did not play a large part during the [[Crossover Wars]]. However, recent developments in weapons systems place them among the best of the combined Navy's combat personnel.

==Organization==

The EGSDF marine corps consists of a large number of small, highly-mobile squads. Each squad is fully networked, sharing telemetry and battlefield intelligence with the rest of the force, as well as the fleet. This organization arose out of the unique requirements imposed upon the EGSDF during the crossover wars; namely, the ability to rapidly respond to fast, unpredictable attacks. The networking capability has not been thoroughly field-tested as of this writing, but it shows much promise.

==Equipment==

===M3 Advanced Combat Uniform===
The ACU is designed specifically for Mayhem use. It consists of a body suit, derived from a uryuom worker's suit, over which a number of semi-flexible armor plates is fitted. This design ensures that the wearer can change form freely without damaging the uniform. The body suit has been reinforced to provide some ballistic and vacuum protection, and also includes a mesh of sensors that monitors the wearer's condition. The armor plates consist of a high-strength, high-heat polymer that provides intermediate ballistic and energy-weapon protection. Suit electronics are contained within a backpack of sorts, which houses a miniature generator turbine, backup battery, suit computer, IFF, and communications devices. Both helmet-mounted and contact-lens displays are available for the suit's comm system.

===M7 Free-Electron Laser Carbine===
The M8 FEL-C fires a rapidly-pulsed, high energy laser beam. The rifle is designed for short to medium range engagements, and can adapt to atmospheric conditions by varying both the optics and the wavelength of the beam. The rifle's output is adjustable, varying from causing third-degree burns to being able to blast large holes in a cinder block wall. With the proper settings, the rifle can create a plasma channel in the air, along which electricity can be transmitted. This gives the M8 an effective 'stun' setting. Power for the weapon is provided by interchangeable fusion powercells, which last from twenty to one hundred shots, depending on output level. Three cells are typically carried: one in the rifle and two reloads.

===M9 Free-Electron Laser Pistol===
The M9 is for all intents and purposes a scaled-down M7, and has the range and power drawbacks associated with such. The M9 is capable of the output necessary to penetrate anti-energy body armor, but the powercell will only last three to five shots under such a load. This makes the M7 useful as a backup weapon, but not much else.

===M12 Vibrobayonet===
The M12 is a dual-function device which can be used as a combat knife or affixed to the M7 as a bayonet. The bayonet contains an ultrasonic generator in the handle which, when activated, causes the blade to vibrate at a high frequency. This action, combined with a microscopic serration of the edge, increases the cutting ability of the blade exponentially.

==Force Recon==

See [[EGSDF Force Recon]]